Underwear Malfunction!

[sr71blackbird]

<p>I had a big time problem at work today.<br />I am sure you have a hint from the thread title.<br />You know the seam that seprates the front of your briefs (if you wear them) from the back?<br />Mine decided to &quot;let go&quot; at work at 9AM after I was in the bathroom.<br />I had gone back to my desk and as I went to sit down, I heard a snap, and felt a sudden sensation of looseness.<br />I went to the bathroom a while later and found the massive rupture and, not having a spare, had to make it through the day with the feeling of balls against pants for the rest of the day.<br />Wouldnt you know it that the boss offered overtime, and seeing as I need money, I took it?</p><p>Now I am home and tossed out the offending destroyed breifs and sit here in boxers for the night..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...sigh..</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="center"><img height="179" src="http://www.shipbrook.com/karen/blog/images/SpongeBob.jpg" width="148" border="0" /></p>

[torker]

I'm moving this to <em>Off Topic</em>.

[OGC]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Going commando once in a while will toughen up&nbsp;your balls. </font></p><p><font size="2">You don't want sissy balls do you ?</font></p>

[reeshy]

You poor, poor sissy boy you!!!!!!!<br />

[FUNKMAN]

loose briefs... better than loose bowels

[Don Stugots]

is this because you have a huge cock?

[sr71blackbird]

I think I may have to keep a spare in my trunk or at my desk now (in a drawer)

[Don Stugots]

<p>god damn double posting.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 10-2-06 @ 8:51 PM</span>

[sr71blackbird]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />is this because you have a huge cock? <p>Shouldnt you be honeymooning instead of thinking about mens underpants?&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-2-06 @ 8:39 PM</span>

[nevnut]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />is this because you have a huge cock? <p>Double post about cock... </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>and no &quot;no homo&quot;????</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seems a liitle kinky</p>

[Bossanova]

<p>Or is it your elaphantitus balls?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m205/Minutebloe/dave.jpg<br /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>somebody's not happy</p><p><img height="192" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/Lee_Ermey_Full_Metal_Jacket.jpg" width="372" border="0" /></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />is this because you have a huge cock? <p>Shouldnt you be honeymooning instead of thinking about mens underpants?&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/ohmy.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-2-06 @ 8:39 PM</span> <p>i have 58 hours until the flight takes off.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>:o)</p><p>At least I have one less article of clothing to wash this weekend!</p>

[tele7]

Johnson...We have a problem.

[Jujubees2]

<strong>richg0404</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">Going commando once in a while will toughen up&nbsp;your balls. </font></p><p><font size="2">You don't want sissy balls do you ?</font></p><p><font size="2"><strong><em>But my boys need a home!</em></strong></font></p><p><img height="180" src="http://www.leedberg.com/seinfeld/kramer/kramer.jpg" width="240" border="0" /></p>

[hunnerbun]

meh....try wearing a bra for a whole day...now thats just a torture
device plain and simple.&nbsp; Why any tranny would voluntarily put on
one of those things is beyond me....<br />

[Jennitalia]

tightie whities stink!

[A.J.]

<strong>hunnerbun</strong> wrote:<br />meh....try wearing a bra for a whole day...now thats just a torture device plain and simple.&nbsp; Why any tranny would voluntarily put on one of those things is beyond me....<br /><p>Some guys just need the support.</p><p><img height="168" src="http://www.sacbee.com/static/rich_content_images/124627-seinfeld3.jpg" width="250" border="0" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />tightie whities stink! <p>what about boxer briefs?</p><p><img src="http://www.boxerbriefs.com/paypal/products/Chmp01-U433s.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Jennitalia]

oh yeah!&nbsp; especially if they're FUNKY

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Jennitalia</strong> wrote:<br />oh yeah!&nbsp; especially if they're FUNKY <p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" /></p>

[OGC]

<p>my mistake</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by richg0404 on 10-3-06 @ 1:07 PM</span>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<p>...had to make it through the day with the feeling of balls against pants for the rest of the day.<br />Wouldnt you know it that the boss offered overtime, and seeing as I need money, I took it?</p><p><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="3">Wait, you are supposed to wear underware at work?</font></p>

[JustJon]

A thread with that title should be posted by a woman.<br />

[angelinad128]

But did it feel good?

[Jennitalia]

<strong>sr71blackbird</strong> wrote:<br /><p><br />I went to the bathroom a while later and found the massive rupture and, not having a spare, had to make it through the day with the feeling of balls against pants for the rest of the day.<br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p align="center">&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>sometimes, they just need to breathe.</p>

[Gaia]

<p>UUUmmmm. do you have the ability to lock your &quot;drawers&quot; at work? I hope so.....</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Gaia on 10-3-06 @ 2:50 PM</span>

[Gvac]

<p>I personally believe anyone over the age of 13 shouldn't be wearing tighty whities, but to each his own.&nbsp; And I know women think boxer briefs are the sexiest thing on the planet, but they feel like you're wearing a tourniquet around your thighs all day.&nbsp; Imagine wearing a bra where each cup completely encircles each breast in elastic and squeezes.</p><p>It's boxers all the way except for those extremely humid days.&nbsp; Then going commando is completely acceptable. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[SinA]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>sounds like you need to loose a few pounds, as you obviously have a chubby taint</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;chubby taint&quot; is the name of my new band</p>

[Chigworthy]

Boxers would never betray you or your chubby taint.&nbsp; Be a gentleman and ditch those pervert pants.&nbsp; Let's be honest, they aren't really all that &quot;tidy&quot; are they?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Free ballin' at work is the best ! I never wear anything under this poncho except for my ripped white 3rd world hospital scrubs.