North Korea Completes Nuclear Test [Archive]

HBox

10-08-2006, 07:13 PM

<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/K/KOREAS_NUCLEAR?SITE=PASUN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-10-08-22-58-48" target="_blank">It looks like it.</a><a target="_blank" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15190745/">It really looks like it.</a> <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/K/KOREAS_NUCLEAR?SITE=PASUN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-10-08-22-58-48" target="_blank"></a>

This message was edited by HBox on 10-9-06 @ 1:30 AM

suggums

10-08-2006, 07:16 PM

creeeeepy.

Doctor Z

10-08-2006, 07:27 PM

Why they gotta be like that?

Recyclerz

10-08-2006, 07:32 PM

Moving locked post over here:Well, it looks like the Dear Leader has made himself a nice new hole in the ground for that swimming pool he's been hankering for.  The Republican National Committee immediately released a statement blaming Democrats, George Soros and secular humanism for this unfortunate development.So should we start a pool as to who will be first on the pre-order list once NK puts these up on E-Bay?

Fallon

10-08-2006, 07:34 PM

<img width="245" height="344" border="0" src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20061008/capt.sge.uwg33.081006105225.photo00.photo.default-364x512.jpg?x=245&y=345&sig=li9W6j1XpLR9uq6.vXWxPQ--" />Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellnt!

HBox

10-08-2006, 07:43 PM

Fallon wrote: <img width="245" height="344" border="0" src="http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20061008/capt.sge.uwg33.081006105225.photo00.photo.default-364x512.jpg?x=245&y=345&sig=li9W6j1XpLR9uq6.vXWxPQ--" />Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellnt!   Make fun of bouffant Hitler all you want. I don't see any of us with nukes in our garage.

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 07:46 PM

This just in, North Korea is planning to mount a nuke on the bow of a fishing troller, they claim it has a 3,000,000 mile range.

Recyclerz

10-08-2006, 07:46 PM

Well, I'm kinda wishing I had't put all my 401(k) money into Hyundai and Daewoo stock right about now.Does this change the connotation when those Korean massage parlors promise an "explosive" ending?I guess American women are going to have to start doing their own damn nails now. Too soon for a comedy pyramid? Edit: I guess not.

This message was edited by Recyclerz on 10-8-06 @ 11:47 PM

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 07:48 PM

Recyclerz wrote: Well, I'm kinda wishing I had't put all my 401(k) money into Hyundai and Daewoo stock right about now.Does this change the connotation when those Korean massage parlors promise an "explosive" ending?I guess American women are going to have to start doing their own damn nails now. Too soon for a comedy pyramid? Edit: I guess not.This message was edited by Recyclerz on 10-8-06 @ 11:47 PM Checking. . . , yep, you are go for pyramid, repeat, you are go for comedy pyramid.

Recyclerz

10-08-2006, 07:51 PM

CuzBum wrote: Recyclerz wrote: Well, I'm kinda wishing I had't put all my 401(k) money into Hyundai and Daewoo stock right about now.Does this change the connotation when those Korean massage parlors promise an "explosive" ending?I guess American women are going to have to start doing their own damn nails now. Too soon for a comedy pyramid? Edit: I guess not.This message was edited by Recyclerz on 10-8-06 @ 11:47 PM Checking. . . , yep, you are go for pyramid, repeat, you are go for comedy pyramid.Jeez, I'm kind of wishing I that I was funny right about now.

Recyclerz

10-08-2006, 07:56 PM

Does this mean that Margaret Cho is to be considered funny now?

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 07:57 PM

Recyclerz wrote: Does this mean that Margaret Cho is to be considered funny now?  Oh baby, keep 'em comin'!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

stinkbud

10-08-2006, 08:22 PM

Kevin

10-08-2006, 08:25 PM

Of course The Bush admin does not give a shit about them because they do not have any oil or pray in a Mosque so eh invading them is out of the question. Off to Iran.

HBox

10-08-2006, 08:48 PM

It looks like China just might be turning on them now.

Kevin

10-08-2006, 08:52 PM

HBox wrote: It looks like China just might be turning on them now. That's not good for them.

narc

10-08-2006, 09:10 PM

HBox wrote: It looks like China just might be turning on them now.   I thought they were just being "diplomatic." Seriously though, the North Koreans are a major headache for the Chinese I think.

HBox

10-08-2006, 09:12 PM

narc wrote: HBox wrote: It looks like China just might be turning on them now. I thought they were just being "diplomatic." Seriously though, the North Koreans are a major headache for the Chinese I think. I read an article last week that said China was already getting tired with NK and that a test like this might be the last straw.EDIT: It was just reported by a reporter in Beijing that NK gave China a 20 minute warning that they were doing this and China immediately told the U.S. and Japan. 

This message was edited by HBox on 10-9-06 @ 1:15 AM

suggums

10-08-2006, 09:16 PM

HBox wrote: narc wrote: HBox wrote: It looks like China just might be turning on them now. I thought they were just being "diplomatic." Seriously though, the North Koreans are a major headache for the Chinese I think. I read an article last week that said China was already getting tired with NK and that a test like this might be the last straw.EDIT: It was just reported by a reporter in Beijing that NK gave China a 20 minute warning that they were doing this and China immediately told the U.S. and Japan. 

This message was edited by HBox on 10-9-06 @ 1:15 AM   kimmys doing something bad, i better tell mom and dad!

tele7

10-08-2006, 09:23 PM

This administation deemed North Korea part of "the axis of evil".  Do you think it's true that NK felt pressure to build and test a nuke?   

PapaBear

10-08-2006, 09:28 PM

telecaster7 wrote: This administation deemed North Korea part of "the axis of evil".  Do you think it's true that NK felt pressure to build and test a nuke?    As insane as their leader is, I don't think he has any illusions that he could stop the US in any way. NK is so weak right now, he's grasping at straws, to convince his people that they are strong. His biggest fear is losing what little support he has with his military, thus losing the entire country to Democracy.Sometimes, I even think he'd love for us to invade NK, in a psychotic suicidal way.

Dirtybird12

10-08-2006, 09:28 PM

absolute bonkersthats what it is complete and utter bonkers. this is the end. you know it - i know it - lets stop pretending this is aint ground breaking. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

10-08-2006, 09:29 PM

as long as he don't start dropping the N bomb! i really don't know what the threat is to us. i guess s korea should be worried. i always ask myself "would a leader of some country be willing to sacrafice millions of his own people by intiating a nuclear war?"  i mostly don't think so but then i think "what if that leader doesn't care about his own life or anyone else's?"...i don't think we can police the whole world and we have to secure our borders and always be on guard. i'm a little baffled as to why we don't have the technology to detect a nuclear missile once it's launched and the means to destroy it in the air "over the ocean" or land if need be...

HBox

10-08-2006, 09:32 PM

i really don't know what the threat is to us. i guess s korea should be worried. I'll tell you why we should be worried, my friend. If something happens to South Korea where will we get our TVs, cheap cars and animators? If something happens to Japan, where will we get our Playstations and reliable cars? If something happens to China, where will we get everything else? 

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This message was edited by HBox on 10-9-06 @ 1:33 AM

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 09:37 PM

i'm a little baffled as to why we don't have the technology to detect a nuclear missile once it's launched and the means to destroy it in the air "over the ocean" or land if need be...You didn't hear about the 747 with a laser on the nose?<img src="http://www.precision-component.com/images/abl_1.jpg" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

10-08-2006, 09:39 PM

CuzBum wrote:  i'm a little baffled as to why we don't have the technology to detect a nuclear missile once it's launched and the means to destroy it in the air "over the ocean" or land if need be...  You didn't hear about the 747 with a laser on the nose?<img src="http://www.precision-component.com/images/abl_1.jpg" border="0" />no just rudolph and sharks with frikin laser beams attached to their heads...

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 09:40 PM

<img src="http://www.dudehisattva.com/dub.jpg" border="0" />Oh God please don't provoke him!

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 09:41 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: CuzBum wrote:  i'm a little baffled as to why we don't have the technology to detect a nuclear missile once it's launched and the means to destroy it in the air "over the ocean" or land if need be...  You didn't hear about the 747 with a laser on the nose?<img src="http://www.precision-component.com/images/abl_1.jpg" border="0" />no just rudolph and sharks with frikin laser beams attached to their heads... Quote me on this people, "lasers are the future".

HBox

10-08-2006, 09:41 PM

I made the mistake of turning on Fox news. They have a graphic they are cycling. I'll just quote it exactly:US Intel Offifical: Test was "More Fizz Than Pop"WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 09:43 PM

HBox

10-08-2006, 09:44 PM

CuzBum wrote: HBox wrote: I made the mistake of turning on Fox news. They have a graphic they are cycling. I'll just quote it exactly: US Intel Offifical: Test was "More Fizz Than Pop" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? Some kind of masked ejaculation reference I think.  Fox News: All over North Korea's deadly experiments with Pop Rocks and Coke.

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 09:45 PM

HBox wrote:  CuzBum wrote: HBox wrote: I made the mistake of turning on Fox news. They have a graphic they are cycling. I'll just quote it exactly: US Intel Offifical: Test was "More Fizz Than Pop"  WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? Some kind of masked ejaculation reference I think.  Fox News: All over North Korea's deadly experiments with Pop Rocks and Coke. It's really no joking matter sir:<img src="http://www.x-entertainment.com/cerealprizeproject/group011/5a.jpg" border="0" />

tele7

10-08-2006, 09:45 PM

CuzBum wrote: HBox wrote: I made the mistake of turning on Fox news. They have a graphic they are cycling. I'll just quote it exactly: US Intel Offifical: Test was "More Fizz Than Pop"  WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? Some kind of masked ejaculation reference I think.It means "More Fair and Balanced" ..I think.

CuzBum

10-08-2006, 09:51 PM

There is already talk of a blockade, it only takes a minor incident to ignite conflict. We came so close to total destruction during the blockade of Soviet ships en route to Cuba. Tense times ahead people.

tele7

10-08-2006, 09:51 PM

When the new Simpsons episodes start looking like this....<img src="http://www.area51newmexico.com/simpsons/pictures/old_simpsons.jpg" border="0" />...it will already be too late.

FMJeff

10-08-2006, 09:58 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/08/us.north.korea.ap/index.htmlOur rhetoric is the best. The United States considers this a "provocative" act. GEE, YOU FUCKING THINK?  I can't wait for North Korea to turn Hawaii into a briquette so our government can label it "somewhat disturbing".  We are the biggest fucking pussies on the planet if we don't do something militarily within the next three months. I'm sorry, you don't just get to explode nukes in these times without consequences. Wait...I guess you can. Way to go GOP. Strong on national defense.Provocative. What a bunch of fucking cunts.

Dirtybird12

10-08-2006, 09:58 PM

so is this something they would wake the president up for?imagine that? HIM coming out of a deep sleep to hear about this? How many "friends" are trying to explain this to him

HBox

10-08-2006, 10:00 PM

CircusFreak wrote: so is this something they would wake the president up for?imagine that? HIM coming out of a deep sleep to hear about this? How many "friends" are trying to explain this to him  Only if they euthanized a brain dead fat woman in the explosion.

HBox

10-08-2006, 10:01 PM

FMJeff wrote: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/08/us.north.korea.ap/index.htmlOur rhetoric is the best. The United States considers this a "provocative" act. GEE, YOU FUCKING THINK? I can't wait for North Korea to turn Hawaii into a briquette so our government can label it "somewhat disturbing". We are the biggest fucking pussies on the planet if we don't do something militarily within the next three months. I'm sorry, you don't just get to explode nukes in these times without consequences. Wait...I guess you can. Way to go GOP. Strong on national defense.Provocative. What a bunch of fucking cunts.   Pakistan and India say hello.Fucking Pakistan told anyone with a backpack of 20s how they did it and no one did anything.

tele7

10-08-2006, 10:03 PM

I look forward to Bush working the word "folks" into his response.

HBox

10-08-2006, 10:04 PM

telecaster7 wrote: I look forward to Bush working the word "folks" into his response.    I look forward to Bush trying to pronounce provocative.

Dirtybird12

10-08-2006, 10:07 PM

FMJeff wrote: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/08/us.north.korea.ap/index.htmlOur rhetoric is the best. The United States considers this a "provocative" act. and just a few minutes ago - i caught <a href="http://www.thecosmiccircus.com/Circus/Media/attack1.mp3" target="_self">THIS newscaster</a> calling this an ATTACK!

PapaBear

10-08-2006, 10:07 PM

Bush has a lot of decidering to do.

CaptClown

10-09-2006, 06:07 AM

They have nukes but still no food.

MadMatt

10-09-2006, 06:49 AM

HBox wrote: I made the mistake of turning on Fox news. They have a graphic they are cycling. I'll just quote it exactly: US Intel Offifical: Test was "More Fizz Than Pop"  WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN? It means they have also successfully developed the deadly "Mentos & Diet Coke" Bomb!!!<img height="291" src="http://blog.tokash.org/wp-content/uploads/2005/12/IMG_3937.JPG" width="261" border="0" />

mendyweiss

10-09-2006, 07:02 AM

If they put kimchee in that nuclear warhead, we are doomed!!!

keithy_19

10-09-2006, 12:50 PM

We are the biggest fucking pussies on the planet if we don't do something militarily within the next three months. I'm sorry, you don't just get to explode nukes in these times without consequences. Only if we can get England and Poland in on it.

A.J.

10-10-2006, 02:51 AM

It was inevitaberrr.

Meth_head_chick

10-10-2006, 03:57 AM

"North Korea Completes Nuclear Test"And, whats your point? Are you actually gonna take them seriously? NK is like 50 years behind the rest of the world. Theyd be lucky if they could succesfully attack with swords on horseback.

angrymissy

10-10-2006, 07:06 AM

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/10/10/korea.nuclear.test/index.html">http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/10/10/korea.nuclear.test/index.html</a>"We hope the situation will be resolved before an unfortunate incident of us firing a nuclear missile comes," South Korea's Yonhap news agency quoted a North Korean official as saying. "That depends on how the U.S. will act."

Fez4PrezN2008

10-10-2006, 10:00 PM

CuzBum wrote: <img src="http://www.dudehisattva.com/dub.jpg" border="0" />Oh God please don't provoke him!<img height="848" src="http://www.wickedsunshine.com/WagePeace/IraqWar/Images/WarPoster-YouFucksAreNext.jpg" width="576" border="0" />