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Marc with a c

10-09-2006, 01:34 PM

it has been a few days since this wop has been on his honeymoon with his presumably blind new wife (hopefully this one takes).  i say we welcome him back with a thread saying some nice things about this no neck brooklynite, and his unparelled love for this messageboard, and east side dave. jon gave me the okay.

Tall_James

10-09-2006, 01:39 PM

Hey, thanks for having me.  Let me get started....A doctor says to Stugots "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles a day." Two weeks later, Stugots called the doctor. The doctor says "How is your love life since you have been running?" "I don't know, I'm 140 miles away!"Stugots says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." The doctor says "Then don't do that!" The doctor says to the Stugots, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the Stugots. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!"Seriously though, best of luck on your new marriage and remember matrimony is an institution - much like an asylum!Good night everybody!

phixion

10-09-2006, 01:47 PM

i heard hes a very good dr gave a guy 6 months  to live couldnt pay his bill gave him another 6 months

Hottub

10-09-2006, 02:16 PM

I caanot, with a clear consience, make fun of Stu. Especially after the tragic construction accident that gave him his name. Stu Gots One!  Last night Stu's new bride said she wanted to have sex in the back seat of the car.And she wanted Stu to drive!

dotsncoms

10-09-2006, 02:22 PM

Take my wife, Please!   <img height="187" src="http://www.cinemablend.com/images/features/filmhabit/rodney.jpg" width="300" border="0" />

This message was edited by dotsncoms on 10-9-06 @ 6:32 PM

tele7

10-09-2006, 02:33 PM

I don't get no respect..<img src="http://wiredforbooks.org/images/HennyYoungman2.jpg" border="0" />

Lumber

10-09-2006, 02:51 PM

Bless You My Son...And remember, the basis for a strong marriage is to be (FAITHFUL)...

Tenbatsuzen

10-09-2006, 03:09 PM

Stu always finds me funny. That's great.  My best audience is waterheads.

Gvac

10-09-2006, 03:16 PM

Marc with a c wrote:           roast stugots1  Who?Come to think of it, who the fuck are you? PS - Brilliant, telecaster.

SatCam

10-09-2006, 03:22 PM

thanks marc... hey everybody, thanks for having me. Marc, it's good to see you've taken enough time out of insuring titles to host a roast to stugots. But seriously, you better get back to work... I hear a title just got into an accident and needs to make a claim.

Good to see phixon posting again. Never have I seen a whiter black man before. You've been hitting the books more than sutgots has been hitting that new wife of his.

Speaking of sex, that's probably all that tall james and lumber can do. These two men haven't been laid since they let those juices flow into a woman's vagina for the last time until the kids go off to college. These two guys are stocking up on generic viagra while Wal-Mart is still selling it dirt cheap.

telecaster, it always cracks me up when you correct people's grammar and spelling. Wait... you're not FezPaul. nevermind.

who let dotsncoms in?

But enough with you fags, this thread is about stugots1. This man has finally given up his manhood ... for the third time ... to a woman ... for the first time. Marrying the love of your life gives you a unique perspective on things... instead of the usual perspective of behind the defendant table at a restraining order hearing.

And what kind of name is STUGOTS1. More like NOLONGRGOTS1. And yes, I'm talking about your balls, you whipped pussy, you.

stu, I really hope you're a good sport. but for realsies, best of luck with your new wife.

angelinad128

10-09-2006, 03:37 PM

SatCam wrote: thanks marc... hey everybody, thanks for having me. Marc, it's good to see you've taken enough time out of insuring titles to host a roast to stugots. But seriously, you better get back to work... I hear a title just got into an accident and needs to make a claim. Good to see phixon posting again. Never have I seen a whiter black man before. You've been hitting the books more than sutgots has been hitting that new wife of his. Speaking of sex, that's probably all that tall james and lumber can do. These two men haven't been laid since they let those juices flow into a woman's vagina for the last time until the kids go off to college. These two guys are stocking up on generic viagra while Wal-Mart is still selling it dirt cheap. telecaster, it always cracks me up when you correct people's grammar and spelling. Wait... you're not FezPaul. nevermind. who let dotsncoms in? But enough with you fags, this thread is about stugots1. This man has finally given up his manhood ... for the third time ... to a woman ... for the first time. Marrying the love of your life gives you a unique perspective on things... instead of the usual perspective of behind the defendant table at a restraining order hearing. And what kind of name is STUGOTS1. More like NOLONGRGOTS1. And yes, I'm talking about your balls, you whipped pussy, you. stu, I really hope you're a good sport. but for realsies, best of luck with your new wife. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" />

Hottub

10-09-2006, 03:43 PM

She's from the 5 Towns. He's prob'ly gonna get a big score, that muthafucka!<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />

sr71blackbird

10-09-2006, 04:54 PM

5 Towns?  The best oral sex I ever got was from 5 Towns girls!  Lucky man!  Good luck Stu!  Many Moe! <img height="15" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsup.gif" width="15" border="0" />

OGC

10-09-2006, 05:29 PM

I've heard them called rocky mountain oysters and I've heard of them being called stugots, I've heard of them being fried, but I've never heard of them being called stugots and being roasted.<img height="335" src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7931/oysterssmalluk5.jpg" width="416" border="0" />

Gvac

10-10-2006, 03:52 PM

I wonder if he's divorced yet...

Bulldogcakes

10-10-2006, 04:04 PM

Stugots? Love the guy! You got to love a trailblazer like him, someone who breaks with tradition and blazes a new path for others to follow. Which is why this gooch paisan got into the construction business. An Italian in the construction business? Who ever heard of such a thing? What an original. Plus he marries a Russian girl. Organized crime meets Communism. A few more people like this and you'll be waiting in a 3 hour line to meet your bookie.  Best of luck ya big lovable gavone!   

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 10-10-06 @ 8:08 PM

Marc with a c

10-11-2006, 06:18 PM

stu is getting back from his honeymoon tomorrow with fezpaul, and i would just like to say what a treat it was to have a week off from there bickering.unfortunately it will all start up again tomorrow and we are all going to have to hear about the lack of board events, boob love, cock size, and of course poor spelling.welcome back stu and can't wait for the next honeymoon.and i'm sure your swarthy ass will have plenty of cheesy hawaiian shirted pics with plush chest hair poking out (to bad you're spoken for).

zildjian361

10-11-2006, 06:31 PM

Gvac wrote:  Marc with a c wrote:           roast stugots1   Who?Come to think of it, who the fuck are you?            Who you calling a Wop JEW BOY  real MARK'S like me from Brooklyn dont use a c**t

Marc with a c

10-11-2006, 06:37 PM

zildjian361 wrote:    Who you calling a Wop JEW BOY  real MARK'S like me from Brooklyn dont use a c**tyou mean kunt?

Don Stugots

10-12-2006, 05:57 AM

Well, well, well........................a whole week has gone by and i can see that i was really missed.  A thread started about me, and two mentions in two other threads.  few things............Horsepants just come out of the closet and stop lusting over me.  BDC, how true.  you should have seen the looks on some of the hillbillies faces that we met when they found out i was Italian and in construction.  One women from VA turned to her husband, whispered something in his ear and they walked away from us.  Go figure.I will post some pics tonight.  i have a few of us swimming with dolphines that need to get scanned.  Dont worry there is more than a dozen with my hairy chest out.  seriously, thanks for showing me some love while i was away.  its not a secert that i do not have many friends and that i was a nerd growing up, this board is the first time in my life where i feel like i am sitting at the cool table and i am a bid part of it.thanks. P.s. Fezpaul looks great in a thong.

Marc with a c

10-12-2006, 05:59 AM

welcome back stuey.

FUNKMAN

10-12-2006, 08:51 AM

must be cold in that barn?<img height="263" src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/7931/oysterssmalluk5.jpg" width="581" border="0" />Welcome Back Stugots!