God demands Dave's death, how shall we do it?

[LordJezo]

<p>His blood needs to be spilled being that God demands it, and being that I don't want to get God pissed off on me I feel that we should, as a mob, find him, condemn him, and put him to death as the All Mighty has put down in his words.</p><p> </p><p>So which way should we do it? He needs the punishment. It's not my decision, it's the will of The Lord. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by LordJezo on 10-12-06 @ 1:49 PM</span>

[Doctor Manhattan]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" color="#000066" size="3">God can't do it himself?</font>

[Fezticle98]

Let's put him in a game of chance against a Sicilian.

[cupcakelove]

Throw him in a pool on a cruise ship.<br />

[Cleophus James]

I wouldn't worry, I give him at most 5 years.<br />

[reeshy]

I'm too busy right now.....call back later!!!<br />

[Recyclerz]

<p>It's not my decision, it's the will of <strong>The Lord</strong>.</p><p>If Ron wants Dave dead he'll do it himself.</p>

[Don Stugots]

have him eat some raw chicken.

[timhorton]

Feed him to the hounds!!

[Marc with a c]

<p>fucking canooks.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Marc with a c on 10-12-06 @ 7:41 PM</span>

[soupcan]

<p>make a small cut on his dick, throw him in shark infested waters&nbsp; and see if he can get one to lick it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="768" height="576" border="0" src="http://blacktomato.co.uk/images/EventImages/70/great-white-shark-picture-014.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[MilkmanDann]

<font size="2">How about the Drano Power Hour... owwww</font>

[BLZBUBBA]

Just take him to a bar and say you'll buy all his drinks.&nbsp;

[Krieger]

ah the bible's shit. A story book made not by god but selfish old men who wanted to shape society in what they thought was right and backed up theyre ideas with &quot;oh if you dont follow what i say god will kill you&quot; It doesnt' matter really , Dave still got head from a dog. I say we lock him up in a chasity belt for 5 months.

[suggums]

dip him in a vat of peanut butter and feed him to rabid dogs.&nbsp; or let him slowly burn to death in a vat of hot jelly<br />

[tele7]

<p><font color="#99ff99">I say we let him go</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Coach]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#99ff99">I say we let him go</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!</strong>

[Dash77]

<font size="5">Have Earl toss him out of a window....</font>

[willisjackson]

<strong>timhorton</strong> wrote:<br />Feed him to the hounds!! <p>I'm sure he would be willing to cover himself in peanut butter first</p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

stake him to the ground in central park, shirtless, on a sunny day - dead by sunset.

[Earlshog]

<strong>Bill From Yorktown</strong> wrote:<br />stake him to the ground in central park, shirtless, on a sunny day - dead by <strike>sunset.</strike> 10a.m.

[Markuspea]

No need..the whiskey will do it for us.

[kellermcgee21]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />Throw him in a pool on a cruise ship.<br /><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /></p>

[East Side Dave]

i say we hit 'im with a wrench when he's not lookin'......blame it on the others!

[Coach]

Have him get dressed as a tourist repleate with a map and have a Knitter ask him which way is Norf??!!!!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Let's find that collie and get it to bite his dick off and then he bleeds out... Justice served.

[frago]

Buy his chick an XM unit and she will kill him for us.<br />

[watson]

<p>God demands Dave's death, how shall we do it</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>just let him talk about oral sex with dogs and other topics and sooner or later PETA or WEST SIDE will kill him&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font color="#99ff99">I say we let him go</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" /></p>

[cozzie]

Have him&nbsp; make &quot;love&quot; to some jelly&nbsp;, then add some peanutbutter ,then put him in a small cage with a pit bull!!!

[trackstand]

Who's Dave??

[fohat]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>trackstand</strong> wrote:<br />Who's Dave??<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Dave's not here man...&nbsp;</p>