I got fired, and I am happy as hell about it!!!!!!

[CaptClown]

I got fired today from  my job today and I am oddly happy about it. It surprised the head of my department, who thought I was going to take a shot at him.

[suggums]

<p>sell the car and get a 1970 pontiac firebird. the car you always wanted.</p><p>then start smoking pot and working out</p><p>seriously though, hope your spirits stay up through the transition </p>



<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by suggums on 10-12-06 @ 6:11 PM</span>

[reeshy]

I'm glad you're happy...but what did you get fired for?...just in case you come to my firm for a job!!!!<br />

[CaptClown]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I'm glad you're happy...but what did you get fired for?...just in case you come to my firm for a job!!!!<br /><p>Excessive absenteeism. I used to work about 35 miles from home. My car blew a head gasket and I was taking public transpo, which 2-3 times as&nbsp;expensive as driving and runs on&nbsp;cp time,&nbsp;to and from work. I got a good review on my anniversery and a crappy increase that was less than the cost of living in the area. </p><p>sell the car and get a 1970 pontiac firebird. the car you always wanted.</p><p>then start smoking pot and working out...</p><p>Maybe I can fantasize about the hot sleazy high school chick who is best friends with my daughter. I do draw the line at kissing male neighbors.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>Excessive absenteeism.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="104" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:vpRuK0fleQvtUM:http://www.willisms.com/archives/trump.gif" width="83" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>CaptClown</strong> wrote:<br />I got fired today from&nbsp; my job today and I am oddly happy about it. It surprised the head of my department, who thought I was going to take a shot at him. <p>good for you.&nbsp; enjoy the time off.&nbsp; </p>

[A.J.]

<p>Good luck Captain -- I hope this leads you to something better.</p>