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doctor_steve
10-12-2006, 07:00 PM
<p>A few people have PM'ed me about the cigars I sent Ronnie...though I have sent him cigars from Cuban Crafters (<a href="http://www.cubancrafters.com/">http://www.cubancrafters.com</a>) and Neptune Cigars (<a href="http://www.neptunecigars.com/">http://www.neptunecigars.com</a>), I've gotten the most satisfaction from our old pal Jose Collado at <a href="http://www.rigoscigars.com/">http://www.rigoscigars.com</a>.&nbsp; </p><p>The cool thing about Jose is he hasn't hit with a major distributor yet, so his cigars are extremely rare.&nbsp; You can't buy them in the local cigar store, and they are excellent handrolls, direct from his family's setup in the Dominican Republic.</p><p>The red cigars were an experiment gone awry...they tried some wrappers that were dyed with a natural dye (something like cranberry juice).&nbsp; It doesn't affect the smoke and they look interesting, but when you smoke them your lips turn cherry red (and so do your teeth).&nbsp; Although they smoke VERY well, looking like you have placenta juice dripping off your lips is pretty sad, even if it does just last for a few minutes.&nbsp; Ronnie got a cigar holder...I suggest you buy a box and hand them out to your &quot;friends&quot;.&nbsp; Just keep the holder for yourself.&nbsp; When they all have clown lips you can laff heartily at their expense.</p><p>Anyway, I can't suggest that you actually smoke the damn things. Hell, they may give you mouth cancer or something.&nbsp; But Jose is a cool guy.</p><p>Hope this helps!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>your pal,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Steve</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>PS: Perrynoid is a god.</p>
Don Stugots
10-12-2006, 07:07 PM
thank you Dr. Steve.&nbsp; my birthday is coming up and this will help some people (wife) with the tough task of what to get me.&nbsp;
Chigworthy
10-12-2006, 07:08 PM
<p>I'm thirsty...We got any placenta juice around here?</p><p>edit:</p><p>Have they invented a cigar yet that tastes like an unsmoked cigar when you smoke it?&nbsp; Whenever someone hands me a cigar, I end up chewing it because I'm not&nbsp;big on cigar smoke taste.&nbsp; I literally chew it like Beech Nut.&nbsp; Or how about if they made a cigar that tasted like a Marlboro.&nbsp; I'd suck that down.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Chigworthy on 10-12-06 @ 11:11 PM</span>
Dr Steve
10-18-2006, 04:18 PM
<p>Stugots;</p><p>here's another idea:</p><p><a href="http://www.cubancrafters.com/products.php/item_id/2677">http://www.cubancrafters.com/products.php/item_id/2677</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>this is the cutter I sent Ronnie many moons ago that he said &quot;I think fucking einstein designed this thing!&quot;</p><p>it's very cool and I haven't found a cooler one anywhere.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>have a great week,</p><p>your pal,</p><p>steve</p>
Don Stugots
10-19-2006, 01:32 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>AssMaggot</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Stugots;</p><p>here's another idea:</p><p><a href="http://www.cubancrafters.com/products.php/item_id/2677">http://www.cubancrafters.com/products.php/item_id/2677</a></p><p> </p><p>this is the cutter I sent Ronnie many moons ago that he said &quot;I think fucking einstein designed this thing!&quot;</p><p>it's very cool and I haven't found a cooler one anywhere.</p><p> </p><p>have a great week,</p><p>your pal,</p><p>steve</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>COOL!!!&nbsp; i think you just found my birthday present.&nbsp; I thank you and the people that have no idea what to ever get me for my birthday will thank you. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
Gaia
10-19-2006, 09:38 AM
I have always wondered what Ronnie Prefers....I brought him cigars several years ago, and he liked them (maybe he was just being nice); but that was way before I knew anything about cigars. My current BF smokes cigars so now I know the brands etc. Are the above links his favorite or does he have others?
Don Stugots
10-19-2006, 01:45 PM
<hr color="cococo" align="left"></font><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br>I have always wondered what Ronnie Prefers....I brought him cigars several years ago, and he liked them (maybe he was just being nice); but that was way before I knew anything about cigars. My current BF smokes cigars so now I know the brands etc. Are the above links his favorite or does he have others?<hr color="cococo" align="left"><p></p>

mayeb you didnt take a hint so i will be blunt. my birthday is coming and i love cigars. ok?
SatCam
10-19-2006, 02:04 PM
can someone please tell me what Fez likes to smoke?
cupcakelove
10-19-2006, 02:04 PM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />can someone please tell me what Fez likes to smoke?

<p>pole?<br /></p>
ToLEEdo
10-19-2006, 05:24 PM
what do you suggest, that we can get at a local store?<br />
SatCam
10-19-2006, 06:21 PM
<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />can someone please tell me what Fez likes to smoke?

<p>pole?<br /></p><p></p>

ohhhhhhh no you diin!!!!!
Don Stugots
12-28-2006, 04:11 AM
<strong>AssMaggot</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Stugots;</p><p>here's another idea:</p><p><a href="http://www.cubancrafters.com/products.php/item_id/2677">http://www.cubancrafters.com/products.php/item_id/2677</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>this is the cutter I sent Ronnie many moons ago that he said &quot;I think fucking einstein designed this thing!&quot;</p><p>it's very cool and I haven't found a cooler one anywhere.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>have a great week,</p><p>your pal,</p><p>steve</p><p>&nbsp;*BUMP*</p><p>only because this thread and the products and website made my christmas a great one.&nbsp; Cuban crafters.com has nothing but great cigars and products.&nbsp; the cigar cutter seen in the link is the best i have ever seen and offers a life time guarentee.&nbsp; thank you assmagot, and Doctor Steve. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Tenbatsuzen
12-28-2006, 05:27 AM
<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />can someone please tell me what Fez likes to smoke? <p>pole?</p><p><font size="6"><strong><em>IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS... GONE!&nbsp; INTO THE BLACK!</em></strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Dr Steve
12-30-2006, 04:25 PM
<p>only because this thread and the products and website made my christmas a great one.&nbsp; Cuban crafters.com has nothing but great cigars and products.&nbsp; the cigar cutter seen in the link is the best i have ever seen and offers a life time guarentee.&nbsp; thank you assmagot, and Doctor Steve.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;DS, that is awesome.&nbsp; I'm glad I could help increase your holiday pleasure!</p><p>Remember, as your doctor, I can't condone tobacco abuse, but as your pal, <a href="http://www.rigoscigars.com/">http://www.rigoscigars.com</a> and <a href="http://www.cubancrafterscigars.com/">http://www.cubancrafterscigars.com</a> totally rule!</p><p>&nbsp;HAPPY NEW YEAR!</p><p>your pal,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>steve</p>
Don Stugots
12-30-2006, 05:02 PM
rigo cigars are on the top of the list for my next batch, probably in the spring.&nbsp;
Tenbatsuzen
12-30-2006, 05:08 PM
<strong>AssMaggot</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>only because this thread and the products and website made my christmas a great one. Cuban crafters.com has nothing but great cigars and products. the cigar cutter seen in the link is the best i have ever seen and offers a life time guarentee. thank you assmagot, and Doctor Steve. <p>&nbsp;</p><p> DS, that is awesome. I'm glad I could help increase your holiday pleasure!</p><p>Remember, as your doctor, I can't condone tobacco abuse, but as your pal, <a href="http://www.rigoscigars.com/">http://www.rigoscigars.com</a> and <a href="http://www.cubancrafterscigars.com/">http://www.cubancrafterscigars.com</a> totally rule!</p><p> HAPPY NEW YEAR!</p><p>your pal,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>steve</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Steve:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're that fifth doctor who doesn't recommend Trident gum, aren't you?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
BoondockSaint
12-30-2006, 05:09 PM
<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />rigo cigars are on the top of the list<font style="background-color: #ffff00"> for my next batch</font>, probably in the spring.&nbsp; <p><font style="background-color: #ffffff">Boy you REALLY love cigars.</font></p>
FezPaul
12-31-2006, 01:47 AM
<strong>BoondockSaint</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />rigo cigars are on the top of the list<font style="background-color: #ffff00"> for my next batch</font>, probably in the spring.&nbsp; <p><font style="background-color: #ffffff">Boy you REALLY love cigars.</font></p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>