Big Half vs Little Half

[torker]

<p>You've just got your favorite sandwich to go from your favorite deli.&nbsp; When you unwrap the sandwich, you notice that one half is noticeably larger than the other.&nbsp; Do you start eating the big piece or the little one?</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="221" src="http://www.competitiveeaters.com/images/pastrami.jpg" width="287" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

No...I would put the little piece inside the big piece.....and be a stugots.....I mean....a gavone!!!!!<br />

[newport king]

little half. give yourself a little tease first then when you get through think...mmmm i got a whole bigger half left.

[cougarjake13]

definitely little have first that way you have that whole bigger half left

[Hottub]

<p>I'll go bite for bite with each half. If I order a quality deli sammich, it gone. Whether it's halved, quartered, whole, or thrown in a fuckin' Quisinart!</p>

[IamFogHat]

What an oddly good question this is.&nbsp; I think I usually go for the littler one first, I like to save the best for last.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>it seriously don't matter to me</p><p>sometimes there's a problem where the deli person cuts the bread unevenly but the stuff inbetween is even on both sides. i don't particularly like when that happens</p><p>and</p><p>sometimes i'll grab a sammich for the drive into work and i'll unwrap the sandwich and sit it on the passenger seat. i reach over 'as i'm driving' to grab half of the sandwich and the deli person didn't cut the bread totally and now i got to pull over to break my sammich in half, &nbsp;UGH!</p>

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>Well, I would have to return it because my OCD prevents me from eating any food that is not cut EXACTLY down the middle. Then I have to wrap and unwrap it 7 times...</p><p>What is this some kind of trick question or something that you are tyring to psycho analyze us on? Glass half empty/half full kind of deal? Its a fuggin sammich... just eat it... </p><p>Can you see the angry clown eating a sandwich in this Rorschach below?</p><p><img height="272" src="http://www.freeinfosociety.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/normal_plate02.jpg" width="400" border="0" /></p>

[newport king]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the deli person didn't cut the bread totally and now i got to pull over to break my sammich in half, &nbsp;UGH!</p><p>fucking savages. only surpassed by the people that don't cut it at all. what am i a fucking animal?</p><p>and all this talk between this and what do you want on your sub thread, could there possibly be something better in this world than a sandwich? i submit there is not. my wife isnt a big fan of sammichs, i dont know how i havent thrown her out yet.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>the deli person didn't cut the bread totally and now i got to pull over to break my sammich in half, &nbsp;UGH!</p><p>fucking savages. only surpassed by the people that don't cut it at all. what am i a fucking animal?</p><p>and all this talk between this and what do you want on your sub thread, could there possibly be something better in this world than a sandwich? i submit there is not. my wife isnt a big fan of sammichs, i dont know how i havent thrown her out yet.</p><p>cause she'll cut your 'you know what' in half...</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" /></p>

[newport king]

<p>ive got cell pics of a pastrami and corned beef sammich but they dont transfer well to the comp but if any of you have never been to harolds, theres one near the medievel times in lynhurst, also one in edison. this place MAY slow your heart rate.</p><p><img height="600" src="http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060425020924154_3.jpg" width="565" border="0" /></p>

[SatCam]

You've just got your favorite sandwich to go from your favorite deli. When you unwrap the sandwich, you notice that <b>one half</b> is noticeably larger than the other. Do you start eating the big piece or the little one?

Trick question. If you have two halves of a sandwich, they both have to be the same size, otherwise it wouldn't be a half!

[johnniewalker]

<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Well, I would have to return it because my OCD prevents me from eating any food that is not cut EXACTLY down the middle. Then I have to wrap and unwrap it 7 times...</p><p>What is this some kind of trick question or something that you are tyring to psycho analyze us on? Glass half empty/half full kind of deal? Its a fuggin sammich... just eat it... </p><p>Can you see the angry clown eating a sandwich in this Rorschach below?</p><p><img width="400" height="272" border="0" src="http://www.freeinfosociety.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/normal_plate02.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>I think I see female reproductive orgrans, except an excessively large vaginal opening<br />

[torker]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />You've just got your favorite sandwich to go from your favorite deli. When you unwrap the sandwich, you notice that <strong>one half</strong> is noticeably larger than the other. Do you start eating the big piece or the little one? Trick question. If you have two halves of a sandwich, they both have to be the same size, otherwise it wouldn't be a half! <p>Note to SatCam: The author of this thread may have considered this when creating the thread title.</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Big half first.&nbsp; With that out of the way I can then concentrate on the sides, remaining half and beverage.</p><p>OCD -- it's a beautiful thing.</p>

[SinA]

<p>I start on the big half, thinking that I'll save the little half for later.</p><p>And then I immediately eat the little half.</p>

[grlNIN]

<p>I don't know but this question makes me anxious.</p><p>What if i choose the wrong half?!&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>grlNIN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I don't know but this question makes me anxious.</p><p>What if i choose the wrong half?!&nbsp;</p><p>Someone will die.</p>

[JamMaster]

<strong>newport king</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ive got cell pics of a pastrami and corned beef sammich but they dont transfer well to the comp but if any of you have never been to harolds, theres one near the medievel times in lynhurst, also one in edison. this place MAY slow your heart rate.</p><p><img height="600" src="http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060425020924154_3.jpg" width="565" border="0" /></p><p>NOW Im Starvin'</p>

[mikeyboy]

Whichever one is on the right when I open the sandwich.

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Whichever one is on the right when I open the sandwich. <p>SICKO!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" /></p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">ALWAYS the little &quot;half&quot; first.&nbsp; never considered it, but this is definitely what i do.<br /></font>

[cupcakelove]

Which ever side is closer to my mouth.<br />

[sr71blackbird]

I asked this question at work today, and people now think I am a nut.&nbsp; One guy said he is right handed and would take&nbsp;whatever half is closest to his right hand.&nbsp;&nbsp;Some women had an odd&nbsp;response, saying they would eat the big half first so they wouldnt have to share the larger half is someone saw them eating and wanted a bite (speaks volumes - pay attention Keithy).&nbsp; Most people said they wouldnt have any preference, and would eat the whole thing anyway.&nbsp; I would eat the bigger half first, and maybe if I was full, save the smaller half for later.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-17-06 @ 9:19 PM</span>