How Come My Shit Doesn't Stink?

[Gvac]

<p>Just wondering.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Tall_James]

<p><strong><font size="1">How Come My Shit Doesn't Stink?</font></strong> </p><p>Because you're a dainty little lady-man?</p>

[Tall_James]

Just kidding.&nbsp; You seem quite rugged.&nbsp; Perhaps it doesn't stink because you shit in the woods like most primitives from New Jersey.

[Tall_James]

Just kidding, for real this time.

[Gvac]

<p>And I was going to bring you Taylor Ham!</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p>Maybe your shit's ice cream.</p>

[Tall_James]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And I was going to bring you Taylor Ham!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>Your shit doesn't stink because you are a god among men.</p>

[sr71blackbird]

<p>From all that Fabreze you kiss? </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-18-06 @ 7:33 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000099">I'm guessing it's the Lysol enemas!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Put a can in YOUR can!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="200" src="http://www.price-club.co.jp/cgi-bin/tkxdoc/goods_img/Lysol%20Disinfectant%20Spray%20L.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p>

[Hottub]

Try more beef and beer in your diet.

[Marc with a c]

<p>because you're an asshole.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i'm not sure if that makes sense.&nbsp;</p>

[aaaaaaaa]

because sperm is odorless.

[FUNKMAN]

your nose is overstuffed... like your ego&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

[tele7]

<p>You're probably just used to the smell.&nbsp; Try changing your G-String more often.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[HBox]

<p>ON AN ALL NEW HOUSE!!!<br /></p><p><img width="466" height="700" border="0" src="http://www.sg.hu/kep/2006_03/0308drhouse2.jpg" /></p><p>WHY DOESN'T GVAC'S SHIT STINK?!?! HOUSE HAS TO ABORT 7 BABIES TO FIND OUT!!!! THE ANSWER WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!<br /></p>

[torker]

<p>Then why does my dick smell so bad?</p>

[jeffdwright2001]

<p>The stench from your yeast infection is overpowering it.</p><p>I wasn't promised any hams.</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>jeffdwright2001</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The stench from your yeast infection is overpowering it.</p><p><font style="background-color: #ffff00">I wasn't promised any hams.</font></p><p>...fuckin' hayseeds.</p><p>866 Ron&nbsp;0 Fez. 866 Ron 0 Fez.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 10-18-06 @ 8:25 PM</span>

[reeshy]

Maybe cause your dickbreath overpowers everything else!!!!!<br />

[Bulldogcakes]

Maybe its the box of Arm and Hammer Baking Soda I shoved up your ass?<br />

[cozzie]

the mentos go in your mouth not up your ass

[mendyweiss]

Maybe it's a fact, you are turning gay!

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Hey, lots of weird shit happens after you get that age and retire to a retirement community.</p><p>Don't forget that the bus to Atlantic City leaves at 6 am.&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Then why does my dick smell so bad?</p><p>Because you used the wrong peanut butter.</p>

[torker]

Little Trees&reg;

[torker]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Then why does my dick smell so bad?</p><p>Because you used the wrong peanut butter.</p><p>Moe:&nbsp; <em>You got&nbsp;penis in my peanut butter!</em></p><p>Torker:&nbsp; <em>Eat it, bitch</em>.</p>

[tele7]

<span class="postbody">&quot;Little Trees&reg;&quot;</span><span class="postbody"> <p><br />_________________</p><p><img height="250" src="http://www.absoluteanime.com/reviews/repo_man/repo_man02.jpg" width="445" border="0" /></p></span><p>You find one in every ass</p>

[Hottub]

<p>There's one in every ass. You'll see.</p><p>*edit* too slow *edit*</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Hottub on 10-18-06 @ 9:20 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"><strong>How Come My Shit Doesn't Stink?</strong></font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>because you're GVAC thats why. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p><font size="1" face="verdana" color="black"><strong /></font>

[LimeJohnny]

The answer is because you're the one smelling it.<br />

[mjflem]

Chili Cheese fritos&nbsp;= Stinky Shit Ass!!!

[mikeyboy]

Because his dumps have become so infrequent and irregular that they come in little, dark, odorless pellets.

[torker]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Because his dumps have become so infrequent and irregular that they come in little, dark, odorless pellets. <p>Dark Matter?</p>

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;Cause that's your shit.&quot;</p><p><img height="500" src="http://www.corriere.it/Media/Foto/2002/01_Gennaio/11/bellezza1.jpg" width="299" border="0" /></p>

[Jujubees2]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hey, lots of weird shit happens after you get that age and retire to a retirement community.</p><p>Don't forget that the bus to Atlantic City leaves at 6 am.&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">And dinner is at 3:00 p.m.</font></p>

[DJEvelEd]

You must have read the Celestine Prophecy.

[MadMatt]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br />Because his dumps have become so infrequent and irregular that they come in little, dark, odorless pellets. <p>Dark Matter?</p><p><img height="374" src="http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/7762/gvacnibblerez4.jpg" width="259" border="0" /></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>DJEvelEd</strong> wrote:<br />You must have read the Celestine Prophecy. <p>You're assuming a lot here.&nbsp; I'm not that confident he can read.</p>

[Gaia]

<p>Nibbler is so cute. I thought dark matter smelled. </p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

<p>'cause you're eating the wrong stuff.&nbsp; not that that makes you a bad person...</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I just pooped. </p><p>The house smells like lilacs. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

do you have alot of potpourri in your diet?&nbsp; for fiber maybe

[Don Stugots]

since i am detoxing my body this week my poop smells like rotten meat and i am very gassy that reeks.&nbsp; i feel bad for the dog.&nbsp; during the night she sleeps under the covers to stay warm (we do not get enough heat in the apartmen and we freeze), i fart during the night and she runs out of there like her ass was on fire yet it is mine.<br />

[torker]

<strong><a href="http://personal.ecu.edu/wuenschk/Dysosmia.htm" target="_blank">Dysosmia</a> -- any impairment of the sense of smell, but this term is usually used to describe distortions of smell such as Cacosmia, Parosmia, Phantosmia, Heterosmia, and Olfactory Agnosia (inability to interpret, classify, or contrast odors, despite being able to detect odors)</strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Heterosmia </strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p>well it's definitely not this one...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 10-27-06 @ 7:52 PM</span>

[FezPaul]

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<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 10-27-06 @ 8:04 PM</span>

[SatCam]

i feel bad for the dog. during the night she sleeps under the covers to stay warm (we do not get enough heat in the apartmen and we freeze), i fart during the night and she runs out of there like her ass was on fire yet it is mine.

That's not a nice way to talk about your wife

[Dougie Brootal]

nvm sorry this is christin. i accidently got ont his instead of mine sorrry!<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by douggrasso on 10-27-06 @ 10:01 PM</span>

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font size="1">How Come My Shit Doesn't Stink?</font></strong> </p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Bcuz yer butt plug was made by Odor Eater!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/OdorEaterButtPlug.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[christinb]

hahahahaha maybe it's just that you can't smell your own shit!<br />

[Gvac]

Thursday, June 14, 2007. A day that will live in infamy.

The streak is over.

:down:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Streichholz.JPG/180px-Streichholz.JPG

[topless_mike]

holy old thread resurection batman

[A.J.]

Thursday, June 14, 2007. A day that will live in infamy.

The streak is over.

:down:


Flush it before SatCam falls into it.

[JerseyRich]

Thursday, June 14, 2007. A day that will live in infamy.

The streak is over.

:down:

I think you meant Sunday June 10th, 2007.

Your guitar playing was stinking up rehearsal.

[bigredd]

I'm gonna go with diet.

[ralphbxny]

Thursday, June 14, 2007. A day that will live in infamy.

The streak is over.

:down:

I think you meant Sunday June 10th, 2007.

Your guitar playing was stinking up rehearsal.

FACE!!!

[Recyclerz]

Thursday, June 14, 2007. A day that will live in infamy.

The streak is over.

:down:

Over? Or in your shorts?

:flush:

[ScottFromGA]

because sperm is odorless.

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