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narc

10-19-2006, 10:25 AM

Offer your predictions for how it's going to go and wish her luck!

Sheeplovr

10-19-2006, 10:31 AM

they will have a good time laugh and joke and go home happy

SatCam

10-19-2006, 10:52 AM

He'll go for the kiss goodbye and Shelle will have her school girl intuition kick in and turn her head slightly to the left so he can peck her on the cheek

Death Metal Moe

10-19-2006, 10:57 AM

What's she doing?  Is tonight the night she tries to bowl a 300 at the local alley or something?

mendyweiss

10-19-2006, 11:01 AM

If the plans don't include Uncle Mendy, I'm not interested.

Fezticle98

10-19-2006, 11:02 AM

I vote for a happy ending. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/rolleyes.gif" border="0" />

narc

10-19-2006, 11:06 AM

Death Metal Moe wrote: What's she doing? Is tonight the night she tries to bowl a 300 at the local alley or something?  Big date tonight. She's pessimistic, but the rest of us know better.

soupcan

10-19-2006, 11:53 AM

they have a good meal,  see a movie, hold hands a little bit ..then his mom picks him up outside the theatre ! <img width="120" height="160" border="0" src="http://nacho.princeton.edu/fowler/kids/archives/pacifier%20man.JPG" />

Death Metal Moe

10-19-2006, 12:10 PM

Just remember Ron's words of wisdom:"Protection is a woman's responsibility."

Contra

10-19-2006, 12:20 PM

Show him the goods!

FUNKMAN

10-19-2006, 12:25 PM

hit the malt shop, play something on the jukebox. accidentally touch hands on the walk home and giggle. then she'll call him 'basic'...seriously, have a nice time!

Tall_James

10-19-2006, 12:33 PM

narc wrote: Offer your predictions for how it's going to go and wish her luck! Of course I'll wish her luck and offer this little piece of advice, if you like him - steal his wallet and leave crying hysterical messages on his answering machine.  Guys can't resist a crazy girl.

sailor

10-19-2006, 12:35 PM

Tall_James wrote: narc wrote: Offer your predictions for how it's going to go and wish her luck! Of course I'll wish her luck and offer this little piece of advice, if you like him - steal his wallet and leave crying hysterical messages on his answering machine. Guys can't resist a crazy girl.  fact.  crazy or easy.  preferably both.

AngelAmy

10-19-2006, 01:06 PM

shes gonna get on the wrong train and wind up in chicago. (that was sooo inside you dont even know)

torker

10-19-2006, 01:20 PM

Ether rag.

Don Stugots

10-19-2006, 01:34 PM

Anal.

good luck shelle. dont put out, he will repsect you for your mind but you can act coy.

Jujubees2

10-19-2006, 01:53 PM

I say the night will start with both parties feeling a bit awkward but by the end of dinner both will feel at ease.  Then it's back to her place where he will attempt to get to second base but Shelle will hold him to a single.<img height="181" src="http://www.rcwll.org/umpire.gif" width="198" border="0" />

johnniewalker

10-19-2006, 03:37 PM

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Tenbatsuzen

10-19-2006, 03:49 PM

He'll be eating a steak off her head by the end of the night.

Tenbatsuzen

10-19-2006, 03:53 PM

Tall_James wrote: narc wrote: Offer your predictions for how it's going to go and wish her luck! Of course I'll wish her luck and offer this little piece of advice, if you like him - steal his wallet and leave crying hysterical messages on his answering machine. Guys can't resist a crazy girl.   When the crazy girl shows up high at your parents' house, unannounced, wanting to meet mom and dad... then it gets REAL easy to resist.

torker

10-19-2006, 03:56 PM

07/19/2007:<img height="142" src="http://www.naturalbirthandbabycare.com/images/belly.jpg" width="170" border="0" />

ShelleBink

10-19-2006, 04:34 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: they will have a good time laugh and joke and go home happy 
  We have a winner. :o)

Sheeplovr

10-19-2006, 04:37 PM

We have a winner. :o)i win tori amos box set

Tenbatsuzen

10-19-2006, 06:28 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:i win tori amos box set    Isn't the proper term "rape kit"?

CuzBum

10-19-2006, 06:28 PM

Tenbatsuzen wrote:  Sheeplovr wrote: i win tori amos box set    Isn't the proper term "rape kit"?  winning cowbell

narc

10-19-2006, 07:20 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: they will have a good time laugh and joke and go home happy 
 We have a winner. :o)   So when are you going to start making little Shlashes?

Marc with a c

10-19-2006, 08:17 PM

does this mean we get to stop hearing about it now, or does it get worse now?

ShelleBink

10-19-2006, 08:29 PM

Marc with a c wrote: does this mean we get to stop hearing about it now, or does it get worse now?   Worse.

blakjeezis

10-19-2006, 09:19 PM

When the crazy girl shows up high at your
parents' house, unannounced, wanting to meet mom and dad... then it
gets REAL easy to resist.Real easy? Or impossible?

sr71blackbird

10-20-2006, 01:13 AM

Glad it went well!

This message was edited by sr71blackbird on 10-20-06 @ 5:14 AM

Justice4all

10-20-2006, 05:54 AM

ShelleBink wrote:  Marc with a c wrote: does this mean we get to stop hearing about it now, or does it get worse now?   Worse. Hard to imagine.

ShelleBink

10-20-2006, 07:14 AM

Justice4all wrote: ShelleBink wrote: Marc with a c wrote: does this mean we get to stop hearing about it now, or does it get worse now? Worse. Hard to imagine.  <img width="240" height="144" border="0" src="http://static.flickr.com/40/91729433_8b0420c6da_m.jpg" />

SatCam

10-20-2006, 03:11 PM

So when is date #2?

Sheeplovr

10-20-2006, 03:13 PM

So when is date #2?santa clause is coming to town

Bulldogcakes

10-21-2006, 02:32 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: they will have a good time laugh and joke and go home happy 
 We have a winner. :o)   <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" /> <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" /> <blockquote />   <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" />

ShelleBink

10-22-2006, 06:31 PM

Sheeplovr wrote:  
So when is date #2? santa clause is coming to town   and if i wake up christmas morning with a bound and tied flash under my tree with a big red bow, i'll know i've been a very, very good girl this year.

DJEvelEd

10-22-2006, 06:47 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  Sheeplovr wrote:  So when is date #2?  santa clause is coming to town   and if i wake up christmas morning with a bound and tied flash under my tree with a big red bow, i'll know i've been a very, very good girl this year. Only if the bow was painted with ass blood from tender loving anal incursions. Kinda like the Bad Santa pickle but really not.

Tenbatsuzen

10-22-2006, 07:15 PM

ShelleBink wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: 
So when is date #2? santa clause is coming to town and if i wake up christmas morning with a bound and tied flash under my tree with a big red bow, i'll know i've been a very, very good girl this year.    But you haven't, so you'll get Harry T in latex hot pants.

narc

10-22-2006, 07:30 PM

My this thread has taken a turn into unpleasant imagery. I blame Shelle.

ShelleBink

10-23-2006, 09:24 AM

narc wrote: My this thread has taken a turn into unpleasant imagery. I blame Shelle.   I blame Ed and Matty.  My mental picture is very pleasant.  And hot.