R&F Listening Thread for 10/24/06

[JustJon]

<p>7&nbsp;more days to halloween, halloween, halloween</p><p>7&nbsp;more days to halloween</p><p>silver shamrock...</p>

[cupcakelove]

Any news about Daves employment status? I know eating dick jelly disqualifies you from most government jobs, but I'm not sure of XM's policies.<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by cupcakelove on 10-24-06 @ 10:40 AM</span>

[MadMatt]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>7&nbsp;more days to halloween, halloween, halloween</p><p>7&nbsp;more days to halloween</p><p>silver shamrock...</p><p>Look Jon, you have to quit posting the Silver Shamrock song.&nbsp; I am <strong><em>begging</em></strong> you!&nbsp; It gets stuck in my head and it won't go away.</p><p>I saw Halloween III about to start while I was flipping channels last night (AMC Monsterfest I think).&nbsp; I have rarely changed channels so quickly.</p><p>Of course now that I told you that, it will probably make the torture more sweet.</p>

[Maxville]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />Any news about Daves employment status? I know eating dick jelly disqualifies you from most government jobs, but I'm not sure of XM's policies.<br />

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by cupcakelove on 10-24-06 @ 10:40 AM</span><p>&nbsp;</p>As long as he didn't force anyone else to eat the dick jelly, he should be ok.<br />

[cupcakelove]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong /><p>I
saw Halloween III about to start while I was flipping channels last
night (AMC Monsterfest I think). I have rarely changed channels so
quickly.</p><p>AMC looks like they're doing good movies all week.&nbsp; I watched Lost Boys, and Halloween II last night.&nbsp; Halloween III came on too late for me.<br /></p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />Any news about Daves employment status? I know eating dick jelly disqualifies you from most government jobs, but I'm not sure of XM's policies.<br /><p>I'm hoping that Fez will finally break down the 8th wall today and display how he f-ed a cupcake when he was a kid.</p><p>EDIT:&nbsp; OK, I never thought I would ever post a sentence like that. Boy, I am loosing it...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MadMatt on 10-24-06 @ 10:44 AM</span>

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br />Any news about Daves employment status? I know eating dick jelly disqualifies you from most government jobs, but I'm not sure of XM's policies.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by cupcakelove on 10-24-06 @ 10:40 AM</span> <p>&nbsp;</p>As long as he didn't force anyone else to eat the dick jelly, he should be ok.<br /><p>I wonder if he took the jar home.</p>

[Maxville]

<p>Today's song will be...</p><p>The Flaming Lips - <em>She Don't Use Jelly</em> <br /></p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>cupcakelove</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><p>I saw Halloween III about to start while I was flipping channels last night (AMC Monsterfest I think). I have rarely changed channels so quickly.</p><p>AMC looks like they're doing good movies all week.&nbsp; I watched Lost Boys, and Halloween II last night.&nbsp; Halloween III came on too late for me.<br /></p><p>I look forward to Monsterfest every year.&nbsp; They usually play some good stuff - I just wish they would do some sort of &quot;late night&quot; programming that featured some of the more intense horror flicks.&nbsp; </p></strong>

[Brad_Rush]

I don't know if I could take anything more like yesterday again today.&nbsp; I feel a little ill just thinking about the Jelly incident.

[MadMatt]

<p>My ribs still hurt from laughing so much yesterday.&nbsp; Thank goodness I have my own office.</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My ribs still hurt from laughing so much yesterday.&nbsp; Thank goodness I have my own office.</p><p>well i got my own radio show, so the way i see it we're equals.</p>

[Wrecked]

<p><a href="http://home.comcast.net/~etrata/flash/banana.swf">http://home.comcast.net/~etrata/flash/banana.swf</a></p><p>&quot;It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time&quot;---The Buckwheat Boys</p>

[cupcakelove]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><p><a href="http://home.comcast.net/%7Eetrata/flash/banana.swf">http://home.comcast.net/~etrata/flash/banana.swf</a></p><p>&quot;It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time&quot;---The Buckwheat Boys</p><p>With a baseball bat?&nbsp; If Early plays that song I'm taking the rest of the day off so I can commit myself 100% to listening to the best show ever done.<br /></p>

[burrben]

<p>jelly on my mind -&nbsp;big joe turner</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>My ribs still hurt from laughing so much yesterday.&nbsp; Thank goodness I have my own office.</p><p>well i got my own radio show, so the way i see it we're equals.</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Good one...</p>

[Plethora]

<em><strong>Radio Psychic -- Radio Psychic</strong></em><br /><br />For no particular reason, today's opening song will be...<br /><br /><em>Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I've Got Love In My Tummy) </em>performed by <em>The Ohio Express</em>

[MadMatt]

<p><font size="2">BTW - my guess for song is:&nbsp; <strong>The Allman Brothers Band,&nbsp;<em>&quot;Jelly Jelly&quot;</em></strong></font></p><p><font size="2">It is almost too perfect...</font></p>

[Marc with a c]

&quot;i heard i through the grape vine&quot; the california raisins

[Hottub]

<p>This may have been guessed before, but...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Institutionalized&quot; - Suicidal Tendencies.</p>

[foodcourtdruide]

<p>For no particular reason:</p><p>Last Dance with Mary Jane - Tom Petty</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Maybe Bessie Smith's:</p><table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%" border="0"><tr><td width="100%" colspan="2"><p><em><a name="nobody_in_town_can_bake_a_sweet_jelly_roll_like_mi ne"></a></em><strong><font size="2">Nobody In Town Can Bake A Sweet Jelly Roll Like&nbsp;Mine</font></strong></p></td></tr><tr><td width="70%"><p>&nbsp;</p></td><td width="30%"><p align="right"><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/92/Topic/sounds/bessie_smith/nobody_in_town_can_bake_a_sweet_jelly_roll.ram">soundclip</a></p></td></tr></table>In a bakery shop today<br />I heard Miss Mandy Jenkins say<br />She had the best cake, you see<br />And they were fresh as fresh could be<br />And as the people would pass by<br />You would hear Miss Mandy cry<br /><br />Nobody in town can bake a sweet <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/92/Topic/blueslanguage.htm#jelly_roll">jelly roll</a> like mine, like mine<br />No other one in town can bake a sweet jelly roll so fine, so fine<br />It's worth lots of dough, the boys tell me so<br />It's fresh every day, you'll hear 'em all say<br />Don't be no dunce, just try it once<br />You'll be right in line<br />Somebody told me I made the best jelly roll in town, I say in town<br />You must admit that I'm a jelly roll bakin' hound, bakin' hound<br />Good jelly roll, jelly roll is so hard to find<br />We always get the other kind<br />Nobody in town can bake a sweet jelly roll like mine<br /><br />Somebody told me I made the best jelly roll in town, I say in town<br />You must admit that I'm a jelly roll bakin' hound, bakin' hound<br />Good jelly roll, jelly roll from a bakery shop<br />Will surely make a pool frog hop<br />Nobody in town can bake a sweet jelly roll like mine, like mine<br /><p>Or a selection from...</p><p><img height="267" src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004WK09.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg" width="300" border="0" /></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

the flaming lips she dont use jelly.

[Basedow]

<p>anybody remember that children's song ...&quot;&nbsp; Peanut! Peanut butter! ...and jelly!....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thats my guess. here is link.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/p003.html</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but i really hope earl plays peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Wrecked]

<p>dear god,</p><p>please start the ron and fez show. this replay is lame.</p><p>ty,</p><p>lil' eddy</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><p>anybody remember that children's song ...&quot;&nbsp; Peanut! Peanut butter! ...and jelly!....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thats my guess. here is link.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/p003.html</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but i really hope earl plays peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yea i remember that, i forget where. </p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><p>anybody remember that children's song ...&quot;&nbsp; Peanut! Peanut butter! ...and jelly!....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thats my guess. here is link.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/p003.html</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but i really hope earl plays peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yea i remember that, i forget where. </p><p>Barney the Dinosaur sang it while playing a child like a finger fiddle</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Basedow</strong> wrote:<br /><p>anybody remember that children's song ...&quot;&nbsp; Peanut! Peanut butter! ...and jelly!....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>thats my guess. here is link.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/p003.html</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>but i really hope earl plays peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yea i remember that, i forget where. </p><p>Barney the Dinosaur sang it while playing a child like a finger fiddle</p><p>oh yeah, now i remember. </p>

[Fezticle98]

<p>Heya buddies. No idea on the opening song.</p><p>For the closing song, my guess is &quot;Satellite of Love&quot; by Lou Reed.</p>

[reillyluck]

hiya buddays!

[barjockey]

Winning by Santana for mr perfect<img height="375" src="http://static.flickr.com/71/194761007_f2a50ef352.jpg?v=0" width="500" border="0" />

[FUNKMAN]

Beatles - I've Just Seen A Face

[TJONA]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Heya buddies. No idea on the opening song.</p><p>For the closing song, my guess is &quot;Satellite of Love&quot; by Lou Reed.</p><p>Great Guess Dude!</p>

[Wrecked]

that lew alcindor...some actor, that guy.

[Wrecked]

musta been a great cigar this morning.

[Wrecked]

earl's GETTING gay??!? where ya been fez...

[Wrecked]

&quot;east side dave...is so scared...of white jerseys&quot;

[shittyhambrgers]

i like how i come here at 12 and the thread is already 3 pages deep.&nbsp; haha<br />

[Awesome Man]

i prefer the &quot;home&quot; colors on jerseys

[Maxville]

&quot;Irregardless&quot; is not a real word, Dave.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

i always like the 3rd or alternate jersey.

[reillyluck]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />i like how i come here at 12 and the thread is already 3 pages deep.&nbsp; haha<br /><p>cuz thats how we roll shitty...thats how we roll....lol </p>

[Wrecked]

<p>i prefer the homo colors, too...</p><p>errr, wait...</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

its like an echo with earl in there.

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><p>i prefer the homo colors, too...</p><p>errr, wait...</p><p>ummmm....<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/unsure.gif" border="0" /></p>

[Maxville]

&quot;Regular fans&quot; don't get to sit courtside.<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />i like how i come here at 12 and the thread is already 3 pages deep.&nbsp; haha<br /><p>cuz thats how we roll shitty...thats how we roll....lol </p><p>man, i'm starvin'! we got any rolled shitty back there?</p>

[Basedow]

&nbsp;spike lee against the pacers. fez stole my thunder.<br />

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />i like how i come here at 12 and the thread is already 3 pages deep. haha<br /><p>cuz thats how we roll shitty...thats how we roll....lol </p><p>&nbsp;</p>haha sick fucks!<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br />its like an echo with earl in there. <p>only the echo stutters, and then faints</p>

[TjM]

Mark Walberg C's season ticket holder even when they're sucking

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Irregardless&quot; is not a real word, Dave.<br /><p>it actually is in the dictionary, it just means regardless. </p>

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br />i like how i come here at 12 and the thread is already 3 pages deep. haha<br /><p>cuz thats how we roll shitty...thats how we roll....lol </p><p>man, i'm starvin'! we got any rolled shitty back there?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>i actually lol-ed at that one - good shit, wrecked haha<br />

[barjockey]

do you think diane cannon banged Magic?

[Maxville]

<strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Irregardless&quot; is not a real word, Dave.<br /><p>it actually is in the dictionary, it just means regardless. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>Ok, I suppose it's a real word technically, but it's redundant and useless.&nbsp; Use &quot;regardless&quot; instead.<br />

[Wrecked]

i never forgave billy joel for running into my house on long island

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>MasterSoySauce</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Irregardless&quot; is not a real word, Dave.<br /><p>it actually is in the dictionary, it just means regardless. </p><p>&nbsp;</p>Ok, I suppose it's a real word technically, but it's redundant and useless.&nbsp; Use &quot;regardless&quot; instead.<br /><p>i agree i say regardless, regardless of my previous post. </p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />i never forgave billy joel for running into my house on long island <p>i never forgave billy joel for his daughters music career.</p><p>http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n306/shellbypics/DSC02304.jpg</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 10-24-06 @ 12:16 PM</span>

[Maxville]

Tom Selleck?&nbsp; I thought they said &quot;celebrity&quot;.<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />i never forgave billy joel for running into my house on long island <p>i never forgave billy joel for his daughters music career.</p><p>well, wait now...</p><p>what team jersy was she wearing?</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tom Selleck?&nbsp; I thought they said &quot;celebrity&quot;.<br /><p>ouch...</p><p>lol</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />i never forgave billy joel for running into my house on long island <p>i never forgave billy joel for his daughters music career.</p><p>well, wait now...</p><p>what team jersy was she wearing?</p><p>see picture above...i edited my comment with her pic...uggh</p>

[Maxville]

&quot;Face&quot; still cracks me up!&nbsp; I need an esd sig.<br />

[Wrecked]

btw...the vid of esd f'n the jelly...didnt he look like he was gagging when he was eating it?

[shittyhambrgers]

ron knows a lot about sports... i wouldn't really pin him as a sports fan.&nbsp; i guess for the gambling aspect, but otherwise not really.<br />

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tom Selleck?&nbsp; I thought they said &quot;celebrity&quot;.<br /><p>ouch...</p><p>lol</p><p>http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f111/semra105/scope_11.gif</p>

[TjM]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Face&quot; still cracks me up!&nbsp; I need an esd sig.<br /><p>&quot;It's cold Mr. B&quot; was pretty disturbing</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />i never forgave billy joel for running into my house on long island <p>i never forgave billy joel for his daughters music career.</p><p>well, wait now...</p><p>what team jersy was she wearing?</p><p>see picture above...i edited my comment with her pic...uggh</p><p>ahhh...she's into figure skating</p>

[TjM]

I couldn't root for another team. Even if I moved I would never root for anyone but the Pats, Sox, B's, and C's

[MasterSoySauce]

ronnie just made me very proud.

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tom Selleck?&nbsp; I thought they said &quot;celebrity&quot;.<br /><p>ouch...</p><p>lol</p><p><img src="http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f111/semra105/scope_11.gif" border="0" /></p><p>ha! super mario in a bath towel</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />btw...the vid of esd f'n the jelly...didnt he look like he was gagging when he was eating it? <p>he is so gross that ginger kid is starving for attention.&nbsp; did u see the look of desperation in his face on that video?&nbsp; </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 10-24-06 @ 12:20 PM</span>

[Wrecked]

i'm drawing a total blank...what boston team is the c's?

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />btw...the vid of esd f'n the jelly...didnt he look like he was gagging when he was eating it? <p>he is so gross that ginger kid is starving for attention. did u see the look of desperation in his face on that video? </p>

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by reillyluck on 10-24-06 @ 12:20 PM</span><p>&nbsp;</p>please mr. b, laugh... laugh!&nbsp; i wish dave would start reading earl's e-mail again - at least it was <em>some</em> glimmer of hope.<br />

[Maxville]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />i'm drawing a total blank...what boston team is the c's?<p>&nbsp;</p>Celtics

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />btw...the vid of esd f'n the jelly...didnt he look like he was gagging when he was eating it? <p>he is so gross that ginger kid is starving for attention.&nbsp; did u see the look of desperation in his face on that video?&nbsp; </p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by reillyluck on 10-24-06 @ 12:20 PM</span> <p>yep. loved it. it was so raw and messed up.</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">bill simmons for espn.com did&nbsp; a great article about sports bigamy (rooting for two different teams in the same sport).&nbsp; i'd normally find it and link it, but just way too busy today.&nbsp; :(&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></font>

[Wrecked]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />i'm drawing a total blank...what boston team is the c's? <p>&nbsp;</p>Celtics <p>damn i am the biggest sports retard...thanks</p>

[TjM]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">bill simmons for espn.com did&nbsp; a great article about sports bigamy (rooting for two different teams in the same sport).&nbsp; i'd normally find it and link it, but just way too busy today.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></font><p>Simmons blech. Worst thing about him is people think he speaks for Boston He bought Clipper tickets within months of moving</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by TjM on 10-24-06 @ 12:24 PM</span>

[Wrecked]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">bill simmons for espn.com did&nbsp; a great article about sports bigamy (rooting for two different teams in the same sport).&nbsp; i'd normally find it and link it, but just way too busy today.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></font><p>tease</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">bill simmons for espn.com did&nbsp; a great article about sports bigamy (rooting for two different teams in the same sport).&nbsp; i'd normally find it and link it, but just way too busy today.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></font><p>tease</p><p>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v688/a_fucking_hot_chick/3be92d51.jpg</p>

[TjM]

That's ok just think of allot of bad cliches and 80's movie references peppered with teenage girl dramas from the 90's and that's your basic Simmons column

[Wrecked]

how wrong is it that a blurry cartoon actually looked hot?

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />how wrong is it that a blurry cartoon actually looked hot?<p>&nbsp;</p>i just batched to it.<br />

[Chip196]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">bill simmons for espn.com did&nbsp; a great article about sports bigamy (rooting for two different teams in the same sport).&nbsp; i'd normally find it and link it, but just way too busy today.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></font><p>Simmons blech. Worst thing about him is people think he speaks for Boston He bought Clipper tickets within months of moving</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by TjM on 10-24-06 @ 12:24 PM</span> <p>Yeah ... but if you're stuck in another city you can't go in to another venue?&nbsp; And ... he basically ripped the Clipper management to shreds throughout the year with his columns.</p>

[Maxville]

My two favorite NFL teams will always be the Bears and whoever is playing against the Cowboys.<br />

[crb1]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />That's ok just think of allot of bad cliches and 80's movie references peppered with teenage girl dramas from the 90's and that's your basic Simmons column <p>Sounds like great lunchtime reading.&nbsp; Off to espn.com...</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

TD, its only one game, it matters more.

[TjM]

I'd go with pitching a 1,2,3 with a one run lead to close out a WS

[reillyluck]

<p>so what sports team with bring these thugs together?</p><p>http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e81/ladystylah/23651619818875l.jpg</p>

[Wrecked]

<p>naw...touchdown, no question.</p><p>and football player over baseball player...13 +/- games a year compared to 412 or whatever baseball has...</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>so what sports team with bring these thugs together?</p><p><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e81/ladystylah/23651619818875l.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>competitve cheeseburger making</p>

[Fezticle98]

Wow....blowhard is OLD!

[TjM]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><p>naw...touchdown, no question.</p><p>and football player over baseball player...13 +/- games a year compared to 412 or whatever baseball has...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No contest Baseball over Football guranteed money and a shite-load more of it</p>

[reillyluck]

you mean doubre chee burga

[Wrecked]

lead singer for abba over both of them.

[shittyhambrgers]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />you mean doubre chee burga<p>&nbsp;</p>did you sit there and sound it all out?&nbsp; lol<br />

[rooter]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />My two favorite NFL teams will always be the Bears and whoever is playing against the Cowboys.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>While I do agree with your sentiments towards the cowboys, we don't do bumper stickers around here, budday!<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

Sale Face, is hilarious.

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />you mean doubre chee burga <p>you wan'chee widdat, mofo'?</p>

[TjM]

Dave's being deyankeed <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" />

[crb1]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">bill simmons for espn.com did&nbsp; a great article about sports bigamy (rooting for two different teams in the same sport).&nbsp; i'd normally find it and link it, but just way too busy today.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" border="0" /> &nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></font><p>Think this was it: <a href="http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020226.html">http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020226.html</a></p>

[Wrecked]

hoohoo...ron ripped maxville off

[Maxville]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />hoohoo...ron ripped maxville off<p>&nbsp;</p>It's ok, I invented Ron Bennington hoohoo.<br />

[reillyluck]

<strong>shittyhambrgers</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />you mean doubre chee burga <p>&nbsp;</p>did you sit there and sound it all out?&nbsp; lol<br /><p>as a matter a fact i did...hehe.&nbsp; </p>

[sailor]

<p> </p><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">bill simmons for espn.com did a great article about sports bigamy (rooting for two different teams in the same sport). i'd normally find it and link it, but just way too busy today. <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilefrown2.gif" /> <br /></font><p>tease</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">thanks crb1 !</font><br /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bronxmarc on 10-24-06 @ 12:41 PM</span>

[reillyluck]

ron called the caller drunkie....lmao!

[crb1]

<p>Did they address fans in certain areas that got an expansion team?&nbsp; E.G. Was it ok to start rooting for the Mariners in 1977, even though you were a Giants fan?&nbsp; They are a local team, but you couldn't root for them before that.&nbsp; </p><p>Plus, you have to consider that it would be jumping on a BAD bandwagon, since there's a decent chance they would suck for at least a few years.</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />ron called the caller drunkie....lmao! <p>and then called esd jelly dick</p>

[Maxville]

No tv!&nbsp; Ha!<br />

[shittyhambrgers]

still lovin' the mr. perfect gimmick.<br />

[JimiMetal]

<p>Jelly Fuck Rules !!!!</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<p>its a 2nd cousin</p><p>i dont get the whole 'removed' thing. </p>

[mrhilliard]

i'm amazed how long Dave has been lasting on 3rd mic this week so far.<br />

[Maxville]

<p>I moved from Chicago to Nashville.&nbsp; Am I still allowed to be a Bears fan or do I have switch to the Titans who ironically used to be the Oilers who I rooted for when I lived in Houston before I moved to Chicago.&nbsp; </p><p>Make sense?&nbsp; Probably not.&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

i love when fez's voice almost sounds straight when he talks about sports.&nbsp;

[rooter]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>mrhilliard</strong> wrote:<br />i'm amazed how long Dave has been lasting on 3rd mic this week so far.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I can't believe I'm not tired of him yet.</p><p>I miss Jivey.&nbsp;</p>

[Wrecked]

can an American follow soccer?

[reillyluck]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I moved from Chicago to Nashville.&nbsp; Am I still allowed to be a Bears fan or do I have switch to the Titans who ironically used to be the Oilers who I rooted for when I lived in Houston before I moved to Chicago.&nbsp; </p><p>Make sense?&nbsp; Probably not.&nbsp;</p><p>id say</p><p>http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l290/katie71580/dolfin2.jpg</p>

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I moved from Chicago to Nashville.&nbsp; Am I still allowed to be a Bears fan or do I have switch to the Titans who ironically used to be the Oilers who I rooted for when I lived in Houston before I moved to Chicago.&nbsp; </p><p>Make sense?&nbsp; Probably not.&nbsp;</p><p>You should be forced to root for the Texans. Ha ha!</p>

[Maxville]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />can an American follow soccer?<p>&nbsp;</p>Only MLS.<br />

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />can an American follow soccer? <p>Yes, I do.</p>

[Maxville]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I moved from Chicago to Nashville. Am I still allowed to be a Bears fan or do I have switch to the Titans who ironically used to be the Oilers who I rooted for when I lived in Houston before I moved to Chicago. </p><p>Make sense? Probably not. </p><p>You should be forced to root for the Texans. Ha ha!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>That's what I was afraid of.<br />

[MasterSoySauce]

i fucking hate domes in football. Its annoying some players who play at least half their games in a dome should be held to the same standard. I dont think Manning's stats would be the same.

[BrokenKnuckle]

<p>I grew up in Montana and we had no NFL teams. Now I live in Arizona and we have no NFL team either. Go Saints!</p>

[Maxville]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I grew up in Montana and we had no NFL teams. Now I live in Arizona and we have no NFL team either. Go Saints!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Uh, what about the Cardinals?<br />

[Fezticle98]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I grew up in Montana and we had no NFL teams. Now I live in <strong>Arizona</strong> and we have no NFL team either. Go Saints!</p><p>Nice one!</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I grew up in Montana and we had no NFL teams. Now I live in Arizona and we have no NFL team either. Go Saints!</p><p>what about the cardinals?</p>

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I grew up in Montana and we had no NFL teams. Now I live in Arizona and we have no NFL team either. Go Saints!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Uh, what about the Cardinals?<br /><p>I think that was a joke.</p>

[Maxville]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I grew up in Montana and we had no NFL teams. Now I live in Arizona and we have no NFL team either. Go Saints!</p><p> </p>Uh, what about the Cardinals?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>Oh, you were being sarcastic.&nbsp; <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" /><br />

[MasterSoySauce]

i thought you were just that dumb.

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />can an American follow soccer? <p>Yes, I do.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">very much so&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</font> <br /></p>

[rooter]

<p>Perrynoid with his own show.&nbsp; If you search the threads, I predicted this a few weeks ago.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>*flexes*&nbsp;</p>

[TjM]

Finaly ordered my Whatley Posse T-shirt

[reillyluck]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />Finaly ordered my Whatley Posse T-shirt <p>oooh i keep forgetting to order one...thanks for the reminder.</p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<p>this song is pretty good. </p><p>nice one perry. </p>

[reillyluck]

i want to get the girl t-shirt where it looks like ron and fez are snuggling on the boobs...that one is great!

[TjM]

Perry has a pretty good voice. Kind of a Gilby Clarkish quality (Gilbys solo stuff is tremendous)

[Fezticle98]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />can an American follow soccer? <p>Yes, I do.</p><p><font size="2">very much so&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But if they root for Man U, Barcelona, and Bayern Munich, they must be shot.</p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i want to get the girl t-shirt where it looks like ron and fez are snuggling on the boobs...that one is great!<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">yeah, i want that one for my wife.</font> <br /></p>

[TjM]

I got &quot;The Nature Boy&quot; one months ago

[TonyBagels]

Perry is a talented motherfuck--shut your mouth<br />What? I'm just talking about Perrynoid

[Maxville]

Fuck Chris Whitting, the poor man's retarded Paul Harvey.<br />

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />can an American follow soccer? <p>Yes, I do.</p><p><font size="2">very much so </font> </p><p> </p><p>But if they root for Man U, Barcelona, and Bayern Munich, they must be shot.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">agreed on man u., can't get into spain or germany.&nbsp; i'm a fan of a crappy league championship team, myself.</font> <br /></p>

[Maxville]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />can an American follow soccer? <p>Yes, I do.</p><p><font size="2">very much so </font> </p><p> </p><p>But if they root for Man U, Barcelona, and Bayern Munich, they must be shot.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">agreed on man u., can't get into spain or germany. i'm a fan of a crappy league championship team, myself.</font> <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>No love for American League soccer?&nbsp; I can't wait to get a team here.<br />

[reillyluck]

starship and loverboy concert...now everyone dont all jump at one time to get those tickets!

[Hottub]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />i want to get the girl t-shirt where it looks like ron and fez are snuggling on the boobs...that one is great! <p>Bought that one for the wife.</p><p>Funny and sexy.</p>

[TjM]

I'll watch the Revolution when they're on but I'm not a die hard

[Fezticle98]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">agreed on man u., can't get into spain or germany.&nbsp; i'm a fan of a crappy league championship team, myself.</font> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have teams in Spain and Germany because I used to live there. I used to root for Man U, but realized how big their bandwagon was and jumped off. I don't really have an EPL team.</p><p>Edit: I like DC in the MLS.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by fezticle98 on 10-24-06 @ 1:14 PM</span>

[MasterSoySauce]

i know a dog allergic to peanut butter.

[reillyluck]

well we sure know that daves not allergic to peanuts

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />can an American follow soccer? <p>Yes, I do.</p><p><font size="2">very much so </font> </p><p> </p><p>But if they root for Man U, Barcelona, and Bayern Munich, they must be shot.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">agreed on man u., can't get into spain or germany. i'm a fan of a crappy league championship team, myself.</font> <br /></p><p> </p>No love for American League soccer? I can't wait to get a team here.<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">i used to have mls season tickets, but ended up having to drop them when i changed jobs.&nbsp; some of my friends still have them.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</font> <br /></p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">didn't howie mandel get warts on his hands form using too much purell?<br /></font>

[Maxville]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">didn't howie mandel get warts on his hands form using too much purell?<br /></font><p>&nbsp;</p>You're one post away from 1000!<br />

[TonyBagels]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />well we sure know that daves not allergic to peanuts<p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>too bad, how great would it to read a story in the paper of a guy dead with peanut butter on his unit and a dog licking him.</p>

[bertino]

<strong>TonyBagels</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />well we sure know that daves not allergic to peanuts <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>too bad, how great would it to read a story in the paper of a guy dead with peanut butter on his unit and a dog licking him.</p><p>lol</p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">didn't howie mandel get warts on his hands form using too much purell?<br /></font><p> </p>You're one post away from 1000!<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">i saw!&nbsp; and i think fez stole that purell crap from me!</font> <br /></p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">didn't howie mandel get warts on his hands form using too much purell?<br /></font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>yeah, he said that on o&amp;a, but it sounded like he used it every 5 minutes and it killed all the good bacteria as well.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And be sure to order your <a href="http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?yhst-54608124176281+8FRMw9+index.html" target="_blank">RF.Net/Whatley Posse T-shirts today!</a>&nbsp; ;)&nbsp;</p>

[Wrecked]

bovine growth hormone

[Basedow]

little girls periods isolate that<br />

[TjM]

<p>Now I don't know if I ordered a WP shirt or OF??</p>

[Maxville]

The smaller the apple, the more concentrated the sugar and therefor the better the taste.<br />

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">didn't howie mandel get warts on his hands form using too much purell?<br /></font><p> </p><p> </p><p>yeah, he said that on o&amp;a, but it sounded like he used it every 5 minutes and it killed all the good bacteria as well.</p><p> </p><p>And be sure to order your <a target="_blank" href="http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?yhst-54608124176281+8FRMw9+index.html">RF.Net/Whatley Posse T-shirts today!</a> <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smilewink.gif" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">exactly!</font> <br /></p>

[Wrecked]

<p>ronnies right...the peaches in the supermarkets are beautiful, but taste like water. stop at a roadside stand and the peaches are ugly and tiny and taste like heaven.</p><p>man, i'm starvin...</p>

[BrokenKnuckle]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ronnies right...the peaches in the supermarkets are beautiful, but taste like water. stop at a roadside stand and the peaches are ugly and tiny and taste like heaven.</p><p>man, i'm starvin...</p><p>Colorado Peaches are the best</p>

[Maxville]

Tomatoes are the worst, supermarket tomatoes are worthless. Grow your own if you can, it's easy, you can do it in pots without a garden.<br />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Maxville on 10-24-06 @ 1:24 PM</span>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ronnies right...the peaches in the supermarkets are beautiful, but taste like water. stop at a roadside stand and the peaches are ugly and tiny and taste like heaven.</p><p>man, i'm starvin...</p><p>i just got my lunch...meat ball parm...yummy!</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tomatoes are the worst, supermarket tomatoes are worthless. Grow your own if you can, it's easy, you can do it in pots without a garden.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Maxville on 10-24-06 @ 1:24 PM</span> <p>my next door neighbor grows them and they are the best tasting tomatoes i ever had.&nbsp; all the grocery store tomatoes takes like nothing.&nbsp; the home grown taste like a should...a fuckin' tomato!!!!</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">the oranges aren't pumped up, they've just been selectively bred for size.&nbsp; it's just like comparing supermarket tomatoes to heirloom tomatoes.&nbsp; supermarket ones are bigger and prettier, but less tasty.&nbsp; you sacrifice one aspect to enhance another.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /></font>

[Maxville]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tomatoes are the worst, supermarket tomatoes are worthless. Grow your own if you can, it's easy, you can do it in pots without a garden.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Maxville on 10-24-06 @ 1:24 PM</span> <p>my next door neighbor grows them and they are the best tasting tomatoes i ever had. all the grocery store tomatoes takes like nothing. the home grown taste like a should...a fuckin' tomato!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>This thread sounds like we're listening to <em>Broadminded.</em>&nbsp; More jelly fucking!!!<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><p>ronnies right...the peaches in the supermarkets are beautiful, but taste like water. stop at a roadside stand and the peaches are ugly and tiny and taste like heaven.</p><p>man, i'm starvin...</p><p>i just got my lunch...meat ball parm...yummy!</p><p>we got any meatball parm back there?</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tomatoes are the worst, supermarket tomatoes are worthless. Grow your own if you can, it's easy, you can do it in pots without a garden.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Maxville on 10-24-06 @ 1:24 PM</span> <p>same with weed...</p><p>wait, you a cop?</p>

[TjM]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tomatoes are the worst, supermarket tomatoes are worthless. Grow your own if you can, it's easy, you can do it in pots without a garden.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Maxville on 10-24-06 @ 1:24 PM</span> <p>my next door neighbor grows them and they are the best tasting tomatoes i ever had. all the grocery store tomatoes takes like nothing. the home grown taste like a should...a fuckin' tomato!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>This thread sounds like we're listening to <em>Broadminded.</em>&nbsp; More jelly fucking!!!<br /><p>Earl I'm horny we got any broads back there?</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tomatoes are the worst, supermarket tomatoes are worthless. Grow your own if you can, it's easy, you can do it in pots without a garden.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Maxville on 10-24-06 @ 1:24 PM</span> <p>my next door neighbor grows them and they are the best tasting tomatoes i ever had. all the grocery store tomatoes takes like nothing. the home grown taste like a should...a fuckin' tomato!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>This thread sounds like we're listening to <em>Broadminded.</em>&nbsp; More jelly fucking!!!<br /><p>that or oprah and friends...uggh!</p>

[cupcakelove]

I'm with Ron 100% on the milk.&nbsp; The thought of drinking cow milk grosses me out.<br />

[Wrecked]

<p>ronnie...always with the milk lol</p><p>drink bourbon...its better for you. but it doesnt work too good on rice krispies</p>

[Maxville]

And my girlfriend thought I was crazy for only showering once a month.<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Tomatoes are the worst, supermarket tomatoes are worthless. Grow your own if you can, it's easy, you can do it in pots without a garden.<br /><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Maxville on 10-24-06 @ 1:24 PM</span> <p>my next door neighbor grows them and they are the best tasting tomatoes i ever had. all the grocery store tomatoes takes like nothing. the home grown taste like a should...a fuckin' tomato!!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p>This thread sounds like we're listening to <em>Broadminded.</em>&nbsp; More jelly fucking!!!<br /><p>Earl I'm horny we got any broads back there?</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" /></p>

[reillyluck]

i cant stand oganic vegatables...i mean wtf?

[Wrecked]

hey, it's oxycontin chick again!!! shes a regular now

[BrokenKnuckle]

It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial.

[Wrecked]

who called her tara reid yesterday?

[reillyluck]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial. <p>ivory isnt anibacterial or lever</p>

[feralBoy]

Aren't seedless oranges produced by crossbreeding, not genetic mutation/alteration?

[Maxville]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial.<p>&nbsp;</p>You have to buy it from the Amish, it's made out of lye and animal fat.<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />Aren't seedless oranges produced by crossbreeding, not genetic mutation/alteration? <p>yeah...and it's a stretch to call &quot;breeding&quot; &quot;mutation&quot;.</p><p>shut up earl...you spend all weekend in the studio</p>

[BrokenKnuckle]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial. <p>&nbsp;</p>You have to buy it from the Amish, it's made out of lye and animal fat.<br /><p>Probably should buy vegtables and meat from them too.</p>

[Wrecked]

earl on sandlot basebaeball: &quot;you're right! nearMYmom...two lot...fall to rot...'body plays 'em anymo...crazy!!!&quot;

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />who called her tara reid yesterday? <p>me?</p>

[reillyluck]

remember when there really wasnt cell phones you could be gone all day and no one would give a shit...now people call you every other minute asking: whatcha doing?

[TjM]

<p>We're raising a nation of GD pussies. When I was a kid we played tackle football, king of the hill, road our bikes without helmets, didn't use off, and went out till sundown. Now they're effing banning tag and touch football at recess</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial. <p>&nbsp;</p>You have to buy it from the Amish, it's made out of lye and animal fat.<br /><p>Probably should buy vegtables and meat from them too.</p><p>just dont go to their schools</p>

[Maxville]

&quot;We eat animals, why shouldn't we drink them as well?&quot;&nbsp; Fuckin' Dave.<br />

[Fezticle98]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial. <p>&nbsp;</p>You have to buy it from the Amish, it's made out of lye and animal fat.<br /><p>Now I'm fuckin starving. We got any lye and animal fat back there, Earl?</p>

[sailor]

<p><font size="2">we eat animals. we eat their eggs. is it such a stretch to drink their milk? not at all. ron is so off on this topic.</font></p><p>edit - slight grammatical correction&nbsp;</p><font size="2" />

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bronxmarc on 10-24-06 @ 1:38 PM</span>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial. You have to buy it from the Amish, it's made out of lye and animal fat.<br /><p>The best soap is made from human fat...</p>

[BrokenKnuckle]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We're raising a nation of GD pussies. When I was a kid we played tackle football, king of the hill, road our bikes without helmets, didn't use off, and went out till sundown. Now they're effing banning tag and touch football at recess</p><p>We are really fucked as a nation. </p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We're raising a nation of GD pussies. When I was a kid we played tackle football, king of the hill, road our bikes without helmets, didn't use off, and went out till sundown. Now they're effing banning tag and touch football at recess</p><p>i was explaining 1-2-3-american eagle to a kid the other day...how at p.e. we were put in teams and told to beat the shit out of each other for an hour. 18 yr old thought i made it up.</p>

[Maxville]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial. You have to buy it from the Amish, it's made out of lye and animal fat.<br /><p>The best soap is made from human fat...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>Well yeah, but when you really think about it, what isn't?<br />

[dotsncoms]

<img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0004MVZB2.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="401" src="http://www.wallsofthewild.com/rooster.jpg" width="367" border="0" />

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We're raising a nation of GD pussies. When I was a kid we played tackle football, king of the hill, road our bikes without helmets, didn't use off, and went out till sundown. Now they're effing banning tag and touch football at recess</p><p>i was explaining 1-2-3-american eagle to a kid the other day...how at p.e. we were put in teams and told to beat the shit out of each other for an hour. 18 yr old thought i made it up.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">i'm thirty-five and i think you're making that shit up.&nbsp; :)</font> <br /></p>

[Maxville]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">we eat animals. we eat their eggs. is it such a stretch to drink their milk? not at all. ron is so off on this topic.</font></p><p>edit - slight grammatical correction </p><font size="2">

<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by bronxmarc on 10-24-06 @ 1:38 PM</span></font><p>&nbsp;</p>It's not that drinking milk is in and of itself disgusting, but all of the shit we pump into these cows gets concentrated in it.<br />

[reillyluck]

<strong>dotsncoms</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0004MVZB2.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" border="0" />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img height="401" src="http://www.wallsofthewild.com/rooster.jpg" width="367" border="0" /> <p>pat from moonachie joke:</p><p>does&nbsp;this make him a cock smucker...mmme mmme mmme</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 10-24-06 @ 1:41 PM</span>

[aceofspades7]

got my flu shot today - haven't gotten the flu for 10 years since getting the shot - sorry to disagree with you mr b...<br />

[Wrecked]

in the army flu shots were mandatory... i used to get slammed into delirium for 3 days every year when i got mine. i never get them now and i dont get the flu.

[sailor]

<font size="2">i have asthma.&nbsp; it's very high in the bronx.&nbsp; mostly it's from roaches that you get it in urban areas.<br /></font>

[Wrecked]

<strong>MadMatt</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />It's hard to find any hand soap that isn't anitbacterial. You have to buy it from the Amish, it's made out of lye and animal fat.<br /><p>The best soap is made from human fat...</p><p>the first rule of soap making is we dont talk about soap making</p>

[Fezticle98]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We're raising a nation of GD pussies. When I was a kid we played tackle football, king of the hill, road our bikes without helmets, didn't use off, and went out till sundown. Now they're effing banning tag and touch football at recess</p><p>We are really fucked as a nation. </p><p>Agreed. In retrospect, the first cracks started forming when my mom tried to get us kids to call it &quot;Smash the trash&quot; instead of &quot;Smear the queer&quot;</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We're raising a nation of GD pussies. When I was a kid we played tackle football, king of the hill, road our bikes without helmets, didn't use off, and went out till sundown. Now they're effing banning tag and touch football at recess</p><p>i was explaining 1-2-3-american eagle to a kid the other day...how at p.e. we were put in teams and told to beat the shit out of each other for an hour. 18 yr old thought i made it up.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">i'm thirty-five and i think you're making that shit up.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> </font><br /></p><p>no, real game lol</p><p>private school, though...so maybe not everybody did it</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">aluminum bats are for queers.&nbsp; ask fez.<br /></font>

[BrokenKnuckle]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br /><p>We're raising a nation of GD pussies. When I was a kid we played tackle football, king of the hill, road our bikes without helmets, didn't use off, and went out till sundown. Now they're effing banning tag and touch football at recess</p><p>We are really fucked as a nation. </p><p>Agreed. In retrospect, the first cracks started forming when my mom tried to get us kids to call it &quot;Smash the trash&quot; instead of &quot;Smear the queer&quot;</p><p>Sounds like fun. Run Dave RUN!!!</p>

[Mike Teacher]

<strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />Aren't seedless oranges produced by crossbreeding, not genetic mutation/alteration? <p>I'm pretty sure it was a genetic mutation, not any of our doing as I implied in my sucky call, but somewhere, cant remember, a tree produced seedless oranges, and through grafting, all seedless oranges are essentially descended from that tree.</p><p>Could be dead wrong.</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />Aren't seedless oranges produced by crossbreeding, not genetic mutation/alteration? <p>I'm pretty sure it was a genetic mutation, not any of our doing as I implied in my sucky call, but somewhere, cant remember, a tree produced seedless oranges, and through grafting, all seedless oranges are essentially descended from that tree.</p><p>Could be dead wrong.</p><p>i defer to you, dude.</p><p>i only read in the dentist's office.</p>

[TjM]

Remember suicide?? (Outs, Wallball) F*ck that tennis ball hurt

[TjM]

Rons right who is gonna be the &quot;Smoking is good&quot; guy

[Maxville]

Actually, the protesters are people WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO.&nbsp; Fuckers.<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />Rons right who is gonna be the &quot;Smoking is good&quot; guy <p>keith richards?</p>

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />Aren't seedless oranges produced by crossbreeding, not genetic mutation/alteration? <p>I'm pretty sure it was a genetic mutation, not any of our doing as I implied in my sucky call, but somewhere, cant remember, a tree produced seedless oranges, and through grafting, all seedless oranges are essentially descended from that tree.</p><p>Could be dead wrong.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2"><a href="http://www.bio.net/bionet/mm/plantbio/1995-July/007400.html" target="_blank" title="seedless oranges">spot on</a>, teacher.</font> <br /></p>

[Wrecked]

actually, that much moving your head back and forth could lead to repetitive motion injury

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />Rons right who is gonna be the &quot;Smoking is good&quot; guy <p>keith richards?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">anyone from virginia?</font> <br /></p>

[Wrecked]

&quot;Every navel orange in the world<br />comes from a navel orange tree derived asexually from another, which<br />came from another, and another, and so on back to that original<br />Brazilian tree.&nbsp; Navel oranges must be propagated asexually.&quot;<br /><br /><strong>that was oddly hot.</strong>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;Every navel orange in the world<br />comes from a navel orange tree derived asexually from another, which<br />came from another, and another, and so on back to that original<br />Brazilian tree.&nbsp; Navel oranges must be propagated asexually.&quot;<br /><br /><strong>that was oddly hot.</strong> <p>lolol</p>

[sailor]

<font size="2">fez: &quot;yeah...i need to check into that.&quot;&nbsp; fuckin' hilarious!<br /></font>

[Wrecked]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />Rons right who is gonna be the &quot;Smoking is good&quot; guy <p>keith richards?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2">anyone from virginia?</font> <br /></p><p>ironic...i dont know any smokers that i can think of...but it is northern va, a suburb of new york</p>

[Maxville]

We've got plenty of brothas in Tennessee<br />

[aceofspades7]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TjM</strong> wrote:<br />Rons right who is gonna be the &quot;Smoking is good&quot; guy <p>keith richards?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><font size="2">anyone from virginia?</font> <br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.skaterock.com/features/dp.html" target="_self">Duane Peters&nbsp;</a></p>

[feralBoy]

<strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>feralBoy</strong> wrote:<br />Aren't seedless oranges produced by crossbreeding, not genetic mutation/alteration? <p>I'm pretty sure it was a genetic mutation, not any of our doing as I implied in my sucky call, but somewhere, cant remember, a tree produced seedless oranges, and through grafting, all seedless oranges are essentially descended from that tree.</p><p>Could be dead wrong.</p><p>Here is an interesting article.&nbsp; Still not sure who is right though...</p><p><a href="http://www.sciam.com/askexpert_question.cfm?articleID=000BA236-622C-1C72-9EB7809EC588F2D7">http://www.sciam.com/askexpert_question.cfm?articleID=000BA236-622C-1C72-9EB7809EC588F2D7</a></p>

[Wrecked]

aluminum bats are better, because they can be recycled

[sailor]

<font size="2">ceramic bats are the wave of the future.<br /></font>

[BrokenKnuckle]

I like smoke free bars. I hate coming home smelling like smoke. But I think you should have the right to smoke anywhere you want. If I had to choose between smelling like smoke and freedom, smoke on kids. Smoke on!

[Maxville]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">ceramic bats are the wave of the future.<br /></font><p>&nbsp;</p>Why not lead baseball bats, it's softer then aluminum, just don't lick them.<br />

[Awesome Man]

something ive though of too...the all of a sudden everyone is allergic to peanuts. where the fuck did that come from??? when i was a kid NOONE was allergic to peanuts....every kid in the caf had peanut butter and jelly. and i'm only 23 so i was a kid in the late 80's early 90's.

[Wrecked]

<strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">ceramic bats are the wave of the future.<br /></font><p>i like fruit bats</p>

[BrokenKnuckle]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">ceramic bats are the wave of the future.<br /></font><p>&nbsp;</p>Why not lead baseball bats, it's softer then aluminum, just don't lick them.<br /><p>Some dip shit would.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">ceramic bats are the wave of the future.<br /></font><p>i like fruit bats</p><p>i like yogggggggggggurt. (sorry)</p>

[Wrecked]

<strong>Awesome Man</strong> wrote:<br />something ive though of too...the all of a sudden everyone is allergic to peanuts. where the fuck did that come from??? when i was a kid NOONE was allergic to peanuts....every kid in the caf had peanut butter and jelly. and i'm only 23 so i was a kid in the late 80's early 90's. <p><strong>dude, call the show and bring that up</strong></p>

[MasterSoySauce]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />I like smoke free bars. I hate coming home smelling like smoke. But I think you should have the right to smoke anywhere you want. If I had to choose between smelling like smoke and freedom, smoke on kids. Smoke on! <p>i think its more about the business owners having the right to say if people can smoke in their establishments, also smoking bans&nbsp;are to protect employees not customers. </p>

[TjM]

I don't mind not smoking in the local bars (Thanks Mitt! <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" />) I find I smoke less.

[MadMatt]

<p>We could make bats out of that wood/plastic composite lumber&nbsp;that is made from reclaimed sawdust and recycled plastic.&nbsp; It is a popular decking material. &nbsp;Looks and feels (sorta) like wood, but it is more stable and durable.</p>

[Maxville]

Of course if they're gonna insist on pussy-fying baseball, why not just let the players swing their fucking purses at the ball.<br />

[Wrecked]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">ceramic bats are the wave of the future.<br /></font><p>i like fruit bats</p><p>i like yogggggggggggurt. (sorry)</p><p>tha--that's terrible, i'm sorry</p>

[TjM]

Just keep the bleepin wooden bats

[Wrecked]

i like bars where you can eat mushrooms and nobody hassles you

[Awesome Man]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Awesome Man</strong> wrote:<br />something ive though of too...the all of a sudden everyone is allergic to peanuts. where the fuck did that come from??? when i was a kid NOONE was allergic to peanuts....every kid in the caf had peanut butter and jelly. and i'm only 23 so i was a kid in the late 80's early 90's. <p><strong>dude, call the show and bring that up</strong></p><p>i thought about it, but i wasnt sure if it had already been mentioned. because i didnt hear the whole thing on this. plus now it looks like the bit is over</p>

[MadMatt]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bronxmarc</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">ceramic bats are the wave of the future.<br /></font><p>&nbsp;</p>Why not lead baseball bats, it's softer then aluminum, just don't lick them.<br /><p>Dude, that is EXACTLY what I thought when Fez said it - go with lead.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It will also help those kids bulk up a little.</p>

[BrokenKnuckle]

A little black kid up in heaven is given a set of wings. He asked God if it makes him an angel. God said&quot; No, it makes you&nbsp;a bat&quot; Happy Halloween

[Wrecked]

<strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Of course if they're gonna insist on pussy-fying baseball, why not just let the players swing their fucking purses at the ball.<br /><p>at first i thought you said &quot;pussy-frying&quot;...i was wondering what sickness you were into lol</p>

[Maxville]

<strong>Wrecked</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Maxville</strong> wrote:<br />Of course if they're gonna insist on pussy-fying baseball, why not just let the players swing their fucking purses at the ball.<br /><p>at first i thought you said &quot;pussy-frying&quot;...i was wondering what sickness you were into lol</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img width="72" height="96" border="0" src="http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/pict/220001746917_0.jpg" />

[Wrecked]

<strong>BrokenKnuckle</strong> wrote:<br />A little black kid up in heaven is given a set of wings. He asked God if it makes him an angel. God said&quot; No, it makes you&nbsp;a bat&quot; Happy Halloween <p>white people are so...</p><p>that was f'n funny</p>

[TheVHD]

<p><font size="2">Is the baby Earls???</font></p>