The New Cowbell Sucks [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

Gvac

10-24-2006, 01:00 PM

I know it was a gift from an appreciative listener, and I in no way intend to belittle the gesture or the gift giver, but I simply DESPISE the sound of Ron's new cowbell.  It's thin, tinny, and has no balls.  I need the bassy, gong-like quality of the classic cowbell - whether it's being rung for a prize winner or hurled at an asinine producer. Please Ron, I implore you - stick with what works and shitcan that chimey, soulless piece of tin.

cupcakelove

10-24-2006, 01:01 PM

Yeah, it does sound very weak over the air, but as long as its being thrown at Dave, its sounds great to me.

bobrobot

10-24-2006, 01:02 PM

ESD supplies the balls... Does the G in GVAC stand for Grumpy???<img height="322" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/GVACsHat1.jpg" width="388" border="0" />

JustJon

10-24-2006, 01:04 PM

I posted the same thing in the listening thread.  The new cowbell is missing that bassy thunk sound that would reverberate after a good strike.

Dougie Brootal

10-24-2006, 01:06 PM

yeah, the old one sounded like a cartoon sound effect, it was more gooder.

Hottub

10-24-2006, 01:18 PM

Does anybody like the sound of the new cowbell? I find it weak, and cheap sounding.Miss old cowbell chuckin' Ron.

PapaBear

10-24-2006, 01:28 PM

Old cowbell more gooder.

Cigar Sid

10-24-2006, 01:34 PM

East Side did say the new cowbell hurt more.  I'm gonna cast the first vote for likeing the new cowbell.  I don't know why the show can't be like the Saints with Deuce McCallister and Reggie Bush.  We go with a two cowbell system. The old cowbell for prizes, the new cowbell for producer punishment.  Long live the show of destany.

Death Metal Moe

10-24-2006, 02:27 PM

Love the Wackbag Cowbell.

Fallon

10-24-2006, 03:47 PM

Old cowbell fan since day one!

Death Metal Moe

10-24-2006, 03:58 PM

Everytime that ginger idiot gets hit with the Wackbag cowbell, it's a little "FACE" right back at  him.

watson

10-24-2006, 04:14 PM

How soon til the cowbell disappears forever?the console getting beat up by it may cause a super memo to come down from corporate and put the cowbell on a 30 day double secret probation

Death Metal Moe

10-24-2006, 04:17 PM

I also heard the cowbell used the Caller ID in the studio to harass someone, and has a canine/peanut butter problem.

bobrobot

10-24-2006, 04:30 PM

put the cowbell on a 30 day double secret probation Better yet, put it on a cow!<img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/cowCowbell.jpg" border="0" />

Bossanova

10-24-2006, 04:32 PM

The new cowbell stinks on ice

MadMatt

10-24-2006, 04:33 PM

I too posted my dislike for the new cowbell in the listening thread today.  Along with the previously mentioned discrepancies, I don't like the fact that the "clacker" inside the bell tends to telegraph Ron's throw.  You hear a muffled jingle before the satisfying "thunk" on Dave or Fez's heads.As GVAC said, it's not an anti-Wackbag thing or an anti-gift giver thing.  I just don't like the new cowbell.

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 04:51 PM

MadMatt wrote: I too posted my dislike for the new cowbell in the listening thread today. Along with the previously mentioned discrepancies, I don't like the fact that the "clacker" inside the bell tends to telegraph Ron's throw. You hear a muffled jingle before the satisfying "thunk" on Dave or Fez's heads.As GVAC said, it's not an anti-Wackbag thing or an anti-gift giver thing. I just don't like the new cowbell.   word to your moms.

Hottub

10-24-2006, 05:10 PM

"OK, that's great, but I got my own fuckin' cowbell!"<img src="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1377/communionpigfielddaykm8.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by Hottub on 10-24-06 @ 9:16 PM

Death Metal Moe

10-24-2006, 05:12 PM

Hottub.  If you don't shrink that fucking photo, I'm going to go APESHIT INSANE!!!I can count the pours in your nose.

mikeyboy

10-24-2006, 05:18 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Hottub.  If you don't shrink that fucking photo, I'm going to go APESHIT INSANE!!!I can count the pours in your nose. Did anyone else search the background of that photo for something incriminating that they could make fun of?

spot

10-24-2006, 05:18 PM

I do not like it on the show. I do not like it, don't you know. I do not like it in a box. I do not like it on Dave's cock. I do not like this cowbell, Ron.I do not like it's tone, it's wan.

Hottub

10-24-2006, 05:19 PM

That would be "pores"Yeah, I fixed it.That cowbell is just for you!

Hottub

10-24-2006, 05:30 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Hottub.  If you don't shrink that fucking photo, I'm going to go APESHIT INSANE!!!I can count the pours in your nose. Did anyone else search the background of that photo for something incriminating that they could make fun of?Have at it, boys! My office is goof-proof!

reeshy

10-24-2006, 05:33 PM

Hottub....those shelves look like they're ready to explode!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marc with a c

10-24-2006, 05:34 PM

Hottub wrote: mikeyboy wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Hottub.  If you don't shrink that fucking photo, I'm going to go APESHIT INSANE!!!I can count the pours in your nose. Did anyone else search the background of that photo for something incriminating that they could make fun of?Have at it, boys! My office is goof-proof!except for the bubbles and the shirt, i think you are right.

mikeyboy

10-24-2006, 05:37 PM

Hottub wrote: mikeyboy wrote: Death Metal Moe wrote: Hottub.  If you don't shrink that fucking photo, I'm going to go APESHIT INSANE!!!I can count the pours in your nose. Did anyone else search the background of that photo for something incriminating that they could make fun of?Have at it, boys! My office is goof-proof!I'd comment on all the kid crap you have around your desk, but you know, glass houses and all that.

cozzie

10-24-2006, 05:42 PM

hew cowbell flat out sucks!

Hottub

10-24-2006, 05:44 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I'd comment on all the kid crap you have around your desk, but you know, glass houses and all that.Mikey, you have no idea what will happen! Just wait!

Don Stugots

10-24-2006, 05:47 PM

Hottub wrote: "OK, that's great, but I got my own fuckin' cowbell!"<img border="0" src="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1377/communionpigfielddaykm8.jpg" />

This message was edited by Hottub on 10-24-06 @ 9:16 PM   did you get a bowl of soup with that shirt?  1991 called, it wants its flannel back.  is that silly putty?  kingergarten something or other?  bottle of viagra?  a purse for your desk caddy?  pink scissors?  nice hair cut, buster brown?  clean much?   how was that mikeyboy?

FreshJ

10-24-2006, 06:31 PM

I say we get a new RonFez.Net Cowbell and make it sound as good as if not better then the old. :P

reillyluck

10-25-2006, 05:43 AM

i hate the new cowbell too!  i was mentioning that in the listening threads.  it sounds weak and pathetic...just like Eastside Dave!

cowbell_killer

10-25-2006, 06:32 AM

I know Mikeyboy asked us to make fun of the stuff in the background but i have to comment on his eyebrows.....dont they make a comb for that those things look like they just took a hearty tussle

Dougie Brootal

10-25-2006, 06:37 AM

and how about that receding hairline!

aceofspades7

10-25-2006, 06:45 AM

i'm thinking of getting my own cowbell for work - this one sounds like a beauty  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Basic-Beat-5-75-Black-Cowbell/dp/B0002GVEKW/sr=8-2/qid=1161787348/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/104-2814882-3745559?ie=UTF8&s=musical-instruments" target="_self">http://www.amazon.com/Basic-Beat-5-75-Black-Cowbell/dp/B0002GVEKW/sr=8-2/qid=1161787348/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2/104-2814882-3745559?ie=UTF8&s=musical-instruments</a>

KC2OSO

10-25-2006, 07:00 AM

<img width="136" height="132" border="0" src="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1377/communionpigfielddaykm8.jpg" /> = <img width="129" height="133" border="0" src="http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/martin+landau.jpg" /> ? So how was Barbara Bain?

TheQuestion

10-25-2006, 07:17 AM

This place is turning into a cesspool of negativity.

BYOBKenobi

10-25-2006, 07:20 AM

I don't know, but it sounds like the new cowbell still has the ringer inside.  The old one only made noise when it was struck (or thown).  The new one seems to make noise even when he's just moving it around and never really gets that one good BANG like the old one.

jeffdwright2001

10-25-2006, 11:32 AM

Hottub wrote:  Have at it, boys! My office is goof-proof!Then how did you get in to it?

KitN1MCC

10-25-2006, 01:21 PM

the new one sucks

Hottub

10-25-2006, 01:44 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  Hottub wrote: "OK, that's great, but I got my own fuckin' cowbell!" This message was edited by Hottub on 10-24-06 @ 9:16 PM    did you get a bowl of soup with that shirt?  1991 called, it wants its flannel back.  is that silly putty?  kingergarten something or other?  bottle of viagra?  a purse for your desk caddy?  pink scissors?  nice hair cut, buster brown?  clean much?   how was that mikeyboy? I can hear you. I'm posting right over here!

Wrecked

10-25-2006, 01:53 PM

"In the beginning was the Cowbell, and the Cowbell was with God, and the Cowbell was God..."---J. 1:1with the greatness of the One True Cowbell, why was a false cowbell ever introduced?because of heresy, that's why.(my cat has gas and is lettin' smelly farts...geeziz)

moochcassidy

10-25-2006, 02:02 PM

problem solved.i didnt like the way you could hear it before the boss threw it

Wrecked

10-25-2006, 02:28 PM

Don Stugots

10-25-2006, 02:36 PM

Hottub wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: Hottub wrote: "OK, that's great, but I got my own fuckin' cowbell!" This message was edited by Hottub on 10-24-06 @ 9:16 PM did you get a bowl of soup with that shirt? 1991 called, it wants its flannel back. is that silly putty? kingergarten something or other? bottle of viagra? a purse for your desk caddy? pink scissors? nice hair cut, buster brown? clean much? how was that mikeyboy? I can hear you. I'm posting right over here!   how was i supposed to know that you would be right there?  maybe you shouldnt be reading other people posts.  nosey rosey

Hottub

10-25-2006, 03:40 PM

OK, here's an angry Tub, after reading every single inane post that is put up on this board.And I've got Guidry-like accuracy!<img title="I got my own cowbell!" height="263" alt="I got my own cowbell!" src="http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/6425/tubzb9.jpg" width="350" border="0" />

babybagadonuts

10-25-2006, 05:18 PM

i think the new cowbell sucks too.  someone should fuck their mother with it.   i volunteerDIC holder 203

moochcassidy

10-25-2006, 06:34 PM

babybagadonuts wrote: i think the new cowbell sucks too.  someone should fuck their mother with it.   i volunteerDIC holder 203now THAT is funny!

mikeyboy

10-25-2006, 06:48 PM

Hottub wrote: OK, here's an angry Tub, after reading every single inane post that is put up on this board.And I've got <strike>Guidry</strike>Mitch Williams-like accuracy!<img title="I got my own cowbell!" height="263" alt="I got my own cowbell!" src="http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/6425/tubzb9.jpg" width="350" border="0" />Fixed it for ya.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />

fohat

10-25-2006, 09:19 PM

i wandered lonely as a cowbelli bet it's one of those really shiny light colored <strike>brass</strike> tin cowbells. This cowbell has no cowballs... 

This message was edited by fohat on 10-26-06 @ 1:21 AM

Billy Staples

10-25-2006, 09:35 PM

<img src="http://www.s92798080.onlinehome.us/blog/floyd.jpg" border="0" /> is this your path, cause Sam Waterston just called, he wants hie eyebrows back<img height="236" src="http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors3/sam_sd1887088700504_150x200.jpg" width="194" border="0" />because, there is always the future and these new fangled inventions<img height="116" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:woDKMkUnzvSAYM:http://www.amphoraworldwide.com/images/productpics/tweezer.jpg" width="87" border="0" />or   <img height="109" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ftMElw8jhiTwQM:http://www.homedepot.com/" width="108" border="0" />  go for option #1...its the only way you get to be called Sir.....

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 10-26-06 @ 1:36 AM

TheArtOfTheFU

10-25-2006, 10:30 PM

The little clit inside the bell is called a clapperOld cowbell 4 life

TheArtOfTheFU

10-25-2006, 10:35 PM

I'm gonna send Ronnie a nice big brass bell Just for DaveFace that, beast fucker

bobrobot

10-26-2006, 02:47 AM

The little clit inside the bell is called a clappera lil Penicillyn fixes that!!!<img height="243" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/PenicillinPSA.gif/300px-PenicillinPSA.gif" width="300" border="0" />

TheArtOfTheFU

10-26-2006, 01:54 PM

bobogolem wrote:  The little clit inside the bell is called a clapper  a lil Penicillyn fixes that!!!<img height="243" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/PenicillinPSA.gif/300px-PenicillinPSA.gif" width="300" border="0" />Nice

babybagadonuts

10-26-2006, 01:57 PM

theartoftheFU has the rockinest sig pic.  dude that's really funny

FezPaul

10-26-2006, 02:12 PM

Hottub wrote: "OK, that's great, but I got my own fuckin' cowbell!"<img src="http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1377/communionpigfielddaykm8.jpg" border="0" />This message was edited by Hottub on 10-24-06 @ 9:16 PM The way you're holding that cowbell it looks like one of those oldey-time hearings aids.http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/ear_trumpet.jpg"Eh, what was that you said sonny?"

BLZBUBBA

10-26-2006, 02:25 PM

What we need is more cowbell.  Gotta have more cowbell.  Not a new one but the old one.  Hurled more often.  Or a whole barrel of exact replicas of the old one...hurled in a rapid fire manner.The new one IS way too tinny sounding.  If it tinkled any more it would sound like the bells on the tips of Fezzie's shoes.  Or the ones on along the edges of Dave's jester/fool hat.  We need a nice brassy clang.

Hottub

10-26-2006, 03:53 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Hottub wrote: OK, here's an angry Tub, after reading every single inane post that is put up on this board.And I've got <strike>Guidry</strike>Mitch Williams-like accuracy!<img title="Thanks Mike!" height="263" alt="Thanks Mike!" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a316/michaelscardillo12345/tub.gif" width="350" border="0" />Fixed it for ya.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" />OK. Lets test my fuckin' accuracy, law-boy!!

pete_in_NJ

10-26-2006, 04:07 PM

That new cowbell sounds like it's  <img width="342" height="349" border="0" src="http://members.sparedollar.com/resize.aspx?user=nerisfriend&img=back-of-made-in-china-saucer.jpg&size=600" />   

This message was edited by pete_in_NJ on 10-26-06 @ 8:10 PM

bobrobot

10-26-2006, 05:16 PM

Fill the new cowbell w/ grape jelly & ESD can do it "Guernsey Style!!!" ESD could bang the cow outta cowbell!!!<img src="http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/cowbell.jpg" border="0" />

This message was edited by bobogolem on 10-26-06 @ 9:22 PM