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mikeyboy
10-26-2006, 09:19 AM
<p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/DSC05547.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/DSC05550.jpg" width="600" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/DSC05551Small.jpg" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by mikeyboy on 10-26-06 @ 1:45 PM</span>

Sheeplovr
10-26-2006, 09:20 AM
i think i see a face<br />

terry1979
10-26-2006, 09:21 AM
looks like it may be the result of a Jack Donovan cock slap to me....

A.J.
10-26-2006, 09:31 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i think i see a face<br /><p>Sssh!&nbsp; or else Catholics will be lining up to leave candles and roasaries around Dave.</p>

angelinad128
10-26-2006, 09:31 AM
Ouch! That one is gonna linger for quite a while.

jellyfucker
10-26-2006, 10:16 AM
are you sure its not jelly? i'm sure he keeps some around at all times to smear on his freckled cock<br />

Marc with a c
10-26-2006, 10:22 AM
dave just keeps getting handsomer and handsomer.

led37zep
10-26-2006, 10:23 AM
Is dave trying to flex there?&nbsp; He's got the muscle mass of diarrhea.<br />

cupcakelove
10-26-2006, 10:23 AM
Is dave trying to show of his bicep in that last one?<br />

TheQuestion
10-26-2006, 10:34 AM
<p>Poor WestSide.</p><p>Obviously Dave is blackmailing her in some way. &nbsp;</p>

EffMeBoobs
10-26-2006, 10:35 AM
He needs to eat more bananas.&nbsp;

MadMatt
10-26-2006, 10:57 AM
<p><font size="2">Those pics make me want to take up a collection to have Dave's tattoos re-done.&nbsp; </font></p><p><font size="2">The design of the Celtic tattoo is actually pretty cool, but the colors suck.</font></p>

reillyluck
10-26-2006, 10:58 AM
<p>had to share it on this thread....LOL&nbsp; my first piece of artwork!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/DSC05551Small.jpg</p>

JustJon
10-26-2006, 10:59 AM
Inspired artwork.&nbsp; You should be making front pages for RonFez.Net.

AppleBoy
10-26-2006, 11:01 AM
Ron needs to aim about a foot higher.

reillyluck
10-26-2006, 11:03 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Inspired artwork.&nbsp; You should be making front pages for RonFez.Net. <p>LOL....only one can dream jon...only one can dream!</p>

dirks
10-26-2006, 12:32 PM
<p>dave,</p><p>you suck at bruises!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><a href="http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3724715"><img alt="Click to enlarge." src="http://img1.putfile.com/thumb/10/28821042679.jpg" border="0" /></a>

East Side Dave
10-26-2006, 12:41 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had to share it on this thread....LOL&nbsp; my first piece of artwork!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/DSC05551Small.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's comments like this that make me pine for the RonFez.net of my youth- the Carefree Days; The Postitive Times; The Good Era........oh well.......guess I'll go back to FBA to see what they're up to....</p>

FUNKMAN
10-26-2006, 12:43 PM
fuck that dave. next time i want to hear you and ronnie rolling on the floor... you could take him

JustJon
10-26-2006, 12:45 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Inspired artwork. You should be making front pages for RonFez.Net. <p>LOL....only one can dream jon...only one can dream!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>darlin', I'm people who knows people.&nbsp; I can make things happen.&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
10-26-2006, 01:11 PM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Inspired artwork. You should be making front pages for RonFez.Net. <p>LOL....only one can dream jon...only one can dream!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>darlin', I'm people who knows people.&nbsp; I can make things happen.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">This is starting to sound like a &quot;casting couch&quot; situation. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

fleshysilo
10-26-2006, 01:55 PM
Too bad it wasn't between the eyes, would have been more funny, and might have improved the poor kids looks

babybagadonuts
10-26-2006, 02:03 PM
hey, dave should hope that it spreads enough to cover those two horrible tats

BLZBUBBA
10-26-2006, 02:14 PM
<p>Hey?&nbsp; Is that really a&nbsp;bruise or just another one of LSD's lame tats?&nbsp; LSD=LEAST SIDE DAVE.</p>

Death Metal Moe
10-26-2006, 02:28 PM
Too bad it wasn't bigger.<br />

babybagadonuts
10-26-2006, 02:30 PM
<p>hey death metal moe,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i take it your the drummer, i am too.&nbsp; i'm not into the death metal, but i really admire your musicianship.&nbsp; you are really good</p>

Dash77
10-26-2006, 02:40 PM
<font size="5">Poor Westside, that's one pastie fucker</font>

FezPaul
10-26-2006, 02:45 PM
<strong>babybagadonuts</strong> wrote:<br /><p>hey death metal moe,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i take it your the drummer, i am too.&nbsp; i'm not into the death metal, but i really admire your musicianship.&nbsp; you are really good love your grandson frank</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Fixed.</font></strong></p>

SouthSideJohnny
10-26-2006, 02:52 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck that dave. next time i want to hear you and ronnie rolling on the floor... you could take him <p>Since Dave went back to FBA and isn't reading this, I say we all go in with Funkman and try to talk&nbsp;Dave into&nbsp;taking a run at Ronnie.&nbsp; Hopefully, someone can get it on video.&nbsp;I can see it now, Dave's body lying motionless on the floor, and Ronnie repeatedly bringing&nbsp;down the cowbell and stomping on Dave's lifeless body until Dave's&nbsp;face is a crimson mask - just like Blackjack Mulligan with the cowbell in the old days. . .&nbsp; This post took a wierd turn on me . . .maybe it belongs in the wrestling thread.</p>

FUNKMAN
10-26-2006, 03:07 PM
<strong>SouthSideJohnny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck that dave. next time i want to hear you and ronnie rolling on the floor... you could take him <p>Since Dave went back to FBA and isn't reading this, I say we all go in with Funkman and try to talk&nbsp;Dave into&nbsp;taking a run at Ronnie.&nbsp; Hopefully, someone can get it on video.&nbsp;I can see it now, Dave's body lying motionless on the floor, and Ronnie repeatedly bringing&nbsp;down the cowbell and stomping on Dave's lifeless body until Dave's&nbsp;face is a crimson mask - just like Blackjack Mulligan with the cowbell in the old days. . .&nbsp; This post took a wierd turn on me . . .maybe it belongs in the wrestling thread.</p><p>nah bro, i've seen ronnie, he's got a wide back but no ass. if dave can take his legs out and get e'm down then he's got a shot. and did you see the guns on dave, dude's been pumpin...</p>

Death Metal Moe
10-26-2006, 03:07 PM
<strong>babybagadonuts</strong> wrote:<br /><p>hey death metal moe,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i take it your the drummer, i am too.&nbsp; i'm not into the death metal, but i really admire your musicianship.&nbsp; you are really good</p><p>Thank you babybagdonuts.&nbsp; I appreciate that.&nbsp; I still have much to learn.</p><p>Death Metal isn't for everybody, but Ron and Fez were kind enough to play our song on more than one occasion.&nbsp; The exposure from it has been huge and almost completely positive.</p><p>So thanks again.</p>

lintpit
10-26-2006, 04:12 PM
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha . I honestly thought he was crying over nothing. serves the albino candlestick right. Too bad it wasn't in his moronic cocksucker instead of his arm. retarded prick.

LisaNY
10-26-2006, 04:12 PM
<p>WOW...he bruises like a little girl!!!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>

lintpit
10-26-2006, 04:18 PM
yes he sure does. BIG difference ...little girls don't actively go out of their way to humiliate themselves.

mikeyboy
10-26-2006, 04:22 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SouthSideJohnny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck that dave. next time i want to hear you and ronnie rolling on the floor... you could take him <p>Since Dave went back to FBA and isn't reading this, I say we all go in with Funkman and try to talk&nbsp;Dave into&nbsp;taking a run at Ronnie.&nbsp; Hopefully, someone can get it on video.&nbsp;I can see it now, Dave's body lying motionless on the floor, and Ronnie repeatedly bringing&nbsp;down the cowbell and stomping on Dave's lifeless body until Dave's&nbsp;face is a crimson mask - just like Blackjack Mulligan with the cowbell in the old days. . .&nbsp; This post took a wierd turn on me . . .maybe it belongs in the wrestling thread.</p><p>nah bro, i've seen ronnie, he's got a wide back but no ass. if dave can take his legs out and get e'm down then he's got a shot. and did you see the guns on dave, dude's been pumpin...</p><p>Watch it, or you might end up with a &quot;checked out Ron's ass&quot;&nbsp; mod quote.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p>

FUNKMAN
10-26-2006, 06:22 PM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SouthSideJohnny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br />fuck that dave. next time i want to hear you and ronnie rolling on the floor... you could take him <p>Since Dave went back to FBA and isn't reading this, I say we all go in with Funkman and try to talk&nbsp;Dave into&nbsp;taking a run at Ronnie.&nbsp; Hopefully, someone can get it on video.&nbsp;I can see it now, Dave's body lying motionless on the floor, and Ronnie repeatedly bringing&nbsp;down the cowbell and stomping on Dave's lifeless body until Dave's&nbsp;face is a crimson mask - just like Blackjack Mulligan with the cowbell in the old days. . .&nbsp; This post took a wierd turn on me . . .maybe it belongs in the wrestling thread.</p><p>nah bro, i've seen ronnie, he's got a wide back but no ass. if dave can take his legs out and get e'm down then he's got a shot. and did you see the guns on dave, dude's been pumpin...</p><p>Watch it, or you might end up with a &quot;checked out Ron's ass&quot;&nbsp; mod quote.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" /></p><p>haha, there's no room...</p>

Landblast
10-26-2006, 06:41 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>LisaNY</strong> wrote:<br /><p>WOW...he bruises like a little girl!!!</p><p><img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; He bruises like a grape, oh sorry, I mean like a carrot.<br />&nbsp;</p>

Gvac
10-26-2006, 06:49 PM
Maybe Dave's &quot;buddies&quot; on FBA can kiss his boo boo and make it all better.<br />

Team_Ramrod
10-26-2006, 06:55 PM
<p>I don't know guys but can we really be sure that's&nbsp;a bruise?</p><p>I'm kinda thinking it's just a cluster of freckles.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>P.S.</p><p>I love you Dave, Give the jelly a poke for me bro... But leave me outta the fuckin dog thing.</p>

FezPaul
10-26-2006, 07:16 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><p><font face="Courier">he takes just like a woman, yes, he does<br />he makes love just like a woman, yes, he does<br />And he aches just like a woman</font><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>LisaNY</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WOW...he bruises like a little girl!!!</p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p>

ralphbxny
10-26-2006, 07:24 PM
I hope he gets one on his head...both of them but we may need a dog or some jelly for that.

reillyluck
10-26-2006, 07:28 PM
<strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had to share it on this thread....LOL&nbsp; my first piece of artwork!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/DSC05551Small.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's comments like this that make me pine for the RonFez.net of my youth- the Carefree Days; The Postitive Times; The Good Era........oh well.......guess I'll go back to FBA to see what they're up to....</p><p>&quot;its comments like this that make me pine for ronfez.net of my youth&quot; shut the fuck up dave!&nbsp; Its faggots like you that make the new era of ronfez.net so much more sweeter!&nbsp; FBA&nbsp;can have you!&nbsp; Have fun while it lasts. Its only a matter of time before they&nbsp;attack you just like that dog should have.&nbsp;&nbsp;Then you'll come crying back over here&nbsp;Jelly Fuck!&nbsp; </p><p>xxxxoooo</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

reillyluck
10-26-2006, 07:34 PM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Inspired artwork. You should be making front pages for RonFez.Net. <p>LOL....only one can dream jon...only one can dream!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>darlin', I'm people who knows people.&nbsp; I can make things happen.&nbsp;</p><p>oh dont you tease...lol<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" border="0" />&nbsp; </p>

Team_Ramrod
10-26-2006, 07:38 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>East Side Dave</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><p>had to share it on this thread....LOL&nbsp; my first piece of artwork!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/DSC05551Small.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's comments like this that make me pine for the RonFez.net of my youth- the Carefree Days; The Postitive Times; The Good Era........oh well.......guess I'll go back to FBA to see what they're up to....</p><p>&quot;its comments like this that make me pine for ronfez.net of my youth&quot; shut the fuck up dave!&nbsp; Its faggots like you that make the new era of ronfez.net so much more sweeter!&nbsp; FBA&nbsp;can have you!&nbsp; Have fun while it lasts. Its only a matter of time before they&nbsp;attack you just like that dog should have.&nbsp;&nbsp;Then you'll come crying back over here&nbsp;Jelly Fuck!&nbsp; </p><p>xxxxoooo</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No, Dave come back!</p><p>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV E! I fuckin need you more than ever.. you're a 'total eclipse of the heart'.</p><p>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV E!</p><p>Damn you</p>

watson
10-26-2006, 09:21 PM
He looks like the red headed version of Andrew Dice Gay with the rooster hair<br />

tele7
10-26-2006, 09:32 PM
<p>He's no Karate-Man.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

A.J.
10-27-2006, 04:49 AM
<strong>telecaster7</strong> wrote:<br /><p>He's no Karate-Man. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Yeah&quot;.</p>

bobrobot
10-27-2006, 05:22 AM
<p><strong><font color="#000099">It's a bruise???... I thought it was a California Raisin tattoo!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="480" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ESDBruise1.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p>

buckcorncobb
10-27-2006, 05:49 AM
he looks like a red headed Beavis

deliciousbabies
10-27-2006, 06:14 AM
<p>WOw He barely looks human</p>

yomudder21
10-27-2006, 06:17 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font color="#000099">It's a bruise???... I thought it was a California Raisin tattoo!!!</font></strong></p><p><img width="360" height="480" border="0" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ESDBruise1.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What looks worse: the tats or the bruise?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

JustJon
10-27-2006, 09:34 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br />Inspired artwork. You should be making front pages for RonFez.Net. <p>LOL....only one can dream jon...only one can dream!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>darlin', I'm people who knows people. I can make things happen. </p><p>oh dont you tease...lol<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smoke.gif" /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But the more you tease, the better the payoff <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" />&nbsp;</p>

willisjackson
10-27-2006, 10:03 AM
<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">It's a bruise???... I thought it was a California Raisin tattoo!!!</font></strong></p><p><img height="480" src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ESDBruise1.jpg" width="360" border="0" /></p><p>What looks worse: the tats or the bruise?</p><p>Tats</p>

Kurtis9
10-27-2006, 10:14 AM
Ouch, it looks like a damn skin ulcer. The power of the cowbell revealed.

fezshog
10-27-2006, 06:25 PM
i bet ron could kill a human with that bell, his power is only outdone by his accuracy. i wish the bruise was on&nbsp;esd's forehead