And now the News from Alabama. Ohhhhhhhh Alabama!

[Judge Smails]

<p>You gotta loooooooooove the Red States:</p><p><a href="http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.asp?S=5607100&nav=menu54_3" target="_self"><font size="3">Alabama Teen Arrested For Raping His Mother</font></a></p><p>&quot;From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,&quot; said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department. </p>

[Furtherman]

Sweet Home Alabama passed on the couch puss-ay!

[reillyluck]

<p>wasnt there a comedy pyramid for alabama slogans?&nbsp; </p>

[SatCam]

"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,"

So his brother's girlfriend was his mother?

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />&quot;From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,&quot;

So his brother's girlfriend was his mother?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>No, no. His brother started dating his mother's sister (his Aunt) after he had just broke up with her. So to get back at him, he fucked his ex-girlfriend's sister, who happened to be his mother. &nbsp; &nbsp;</p><p>Make sense now?&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[DarkHippie]

So now is he his own Grampa?

[bobrobot]

So now is he his own Grampa? <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I luv that song!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="4">I'm My Own Grandpa </font></strong></p><p><strong>( Lonzo &amp; Oscar )<br /><br />It sounds funny, I know,<br />But it really is so,<br />Oh, I'm my own grandpa.<br /><br />I'm my own grandpa.<br />I'm my own grandpa.<br />It sounds funny, I know,<br />But it really is so,<br />Oh, I'm my own grandpa.<br /><br />Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,<br />I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.<br />This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.<br />My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.<br /><br />This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,<br />My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.<br />To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,<br />I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.<br /><br />My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,<br />And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.<br />For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother<br />Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.<br /><br />Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,<br />And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.<br />My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,<br />Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.<br /><br />Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,<br />And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,<br />For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw<br />As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!<br /><br />I'm my own grandpa.<br />I'm my own grandpa.<br />It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,<br />Oh, I'm my own grandpa.</strong></p><p><strong><img height="369" src="http://www.trurons.com/music/Lonzo_and_Oscar.jpg" width="300" border="0" /><br /></strong></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 10-30-06 @ 9:06 PM</span>

[dereckfishboy]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>So now is he his own Grampa? <p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">I luv that song!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="4">I'm My Own Grandpa </font></strong></p><strong /><strong /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You never cease to amaze me, Bobo&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<p>Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend, at <strong>Willow Terrace Trailer Park</strong> on Doyle Drive in Albertville. </p><p>Authorities say Helms' <strong>mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch</strong> when the rape started. </p><p>Stereotypes are fun!</p>

[Rockvillejoe]

<strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You gotta loooooooooove the Red States:</p><p><a href="http://www.14wfie.com/Global/story.asp?S=5607100&nav=menu54_3" target="_self"><font size="3">Alabama Teen Arrested For Raping His Mother</font></a></p><p>&quot;From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother,&quot; said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department. </p>that motherfucker!

[Yerdaddy]

To be fair, she was a MILR.

[Tall_James]

They live in a trailer home?&nbsp; I thought they had an apartment in an Oedipal complex.

[Jujubees2]

<font size="2">Yeah, but what the story fails to mention is that the other brother went in for for&nbsp;sloppy seconds.</font>