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Tall_James

11-02-2006, 08:52 AM

Give it up for the man, show him that this place does indeed bow to his intellectual and comedic greatness!

jetdog

11-02-2006, 08:54 AM

I don't even know what that means...it's just crazy talk...

LOAF

11-02-2006, 08:55 AM

Hands down, Ron makes the show, no question! 

burrben

11-02-2006, 08:55 AM

ron is the funniest guy on the radio

cupcakelove

11-02-2006, 08:56 AM

I can't even count how many times I've called Ron a genious in the listening thread.

Kevin

11-02-2006, 08:56 AM

Tall_James wrote: Give it up for the man, show him that this place does indeed bow to his intellectual and comedic greatness! Yea he is the man. He is the star of the Ron and Bowl of Gravy show.

AngelAmy

11-02-2006, 08:57 AM

Ron is a genius, I say it every day. Love Ron!

Furtherman

11-02-2006, 08:59 AM

I have no idea where this "Anti-Ron" lie came from.  Crazy Talk. Ron is the man.   We pick things apart on this board?  What?

Earlshog

11-02-2006, 09:01 AM

Ron is a hero <img height="360" src="http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images4/mariah_carey/mariah_carey_14.jpg" width="353" border="0" />

TheMojoPin

11-02-2006, 09:01 AM

Putting up with an anchor like Fez day after day truly makes Ron a saint even amongst saints.  RON BENNINGTON FOR POPE.

cupcakelove

11-02-2006, 09:02 AM

How good are Ron's interviews?  Its like he can interview anyone on any topic.

cupcakelove

11-02-2006, 09:03 AM

And I love when Ron throws the cowbell at anyone (even Fez).

Tall_James

11-02-2006, 09:03 AM

<img height="280" src="http://powayusd.sdcoe.k12.ca.us/online/Britlit/images/frank_Little_girl.jpg" width="350" border="0" />This is what ESD interprets as RF.net's view of Ron (on the left) and Fez (on the right).Hey, maybe she was asking to be tossed into the lake.For shame Dave, for shame.

Pantywagger

11-02-2006, 09:06 AM

Ron is a comedic genius and is the funniest man on radio...very entertaining.

angelinad128

11-02-2006, 09:08 AM

Every fan knows Ron IS the show!

burrben

11-02-2006, 09:09 AM

not one day goes by when i'm not telling someone about something ron said

boobieman

11-02-2006, 09:09 AM

5...Opie4...Anthony3....Jimmy 2....Fezzy1...the
hero the man that makes me laught my ass off by just saying hello...the
man who looks like a million bucks....RON..The RON See ya!!!!!

jaycapano

11-02-2006, 09:11 AM

Yeah, he is the man.  How about a little cowbell?

foodcourtdruide

11-02-2006, 09:12 AM

Ron Bennington fan since day 1!

suggums

11-02-2006, 09:25 AM

id have a sex change just to be ronnies 'chick'

LOAF

11-02-2006, 09:34 AM

Ron and Anthony should start a "side" show!! They would be the Audioslave of talk radio! hahaI mean, how good would that show be!!

arcanewardrobe

11-02-2006, 12:09 PM

The greatest heel of all time.

Zito

11-02-2006, 12:11 PM

I'll go as far as to say - Ron Bennington is the funniest man to have ever lived.

MadMatt

11-02-2006, 12:14 PM

cupcakelove wrote: I can't even count how many times I've called Ron a genious in the listening thread. Today's listening thread:  2All listening threads: 173

mendyweiss

11-02-2006, 12:19 PM

Iris only wishes she could be as funny as Ron.

spoon

11-02-2006, 12:20 PM

I heard Ronny B planted the first tree, created Football and ran a 3 minute mile....backwards!

Dirtybird12

11-02-2006, 12:27 PM

Mikeyboy do you have the clip from the WNEW nights, when that chick gave birth to twins in the green room with the help of one Ron Benington?Classic moment

PhishHead

11-02-2006, 12:38 PM

"I'll just fucking randomly kill people"That line says it all Ron is  comedic genius

Tall_James

11-02-2006, 12:40 PM

The greatness of Ron was re-emphasized yesterday when he described the Public Enemy reunion with Keith Shockley and members of the Furious Five at the O&A Party as "The Last Waltz for black people".And that was a throwaway line!  Classic.

AKA

11-02-2006, 12:43 PM

Ron turned pro years ago - it's the ham and eggers that are only now catching on about how brilliant he is.Oh, Ronnie B...what ever will you say next?

Cigar Sid

11-02-2006, 12:51 PM

can anyone find one anti ron post on here?  I've never read one.

reillyluck

11-02-2006, 01:25 PM

Cigar Sid wrote: can anyone find one anti ron post on here?  I've never read one. thats because there is none.

FezPaul

11-02-2006, 01:34 PM

reillyluck wrote: Cigar Sid wrote: can anyone find one anti ron post on here?  I've never read one. thats because there is none.  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/2/forum/52/Topic/53245/RequestTimeout/500">Oh yeah?</a>

This message was edited by FezPaul on 11-2-06 @ 5:34 PM

spoon

11-02-2006, 01:51 PM

Yah and so much for the "Ron/Fez.net posters don't listen to the show" bullshit too huh!

Cigar Sid

11-02-2006, 01:53 PM

FezPaul wrote: reillyluck wrote: Cigar Sid wrote: can anyone find one anti ron post on here?  I've never read one. thats because there is none.  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/2/forum/52/Topic/53245/RequestTimeout/500">Oh yeah?</a>This message was edited by FezPaul on 11-2-06 @ 5:34 PM We found the tratior, grab your tourches gentelmen!

BYOBKenobi

11-02-2006, 02:22 PM

Today when he was talking with... shit... going to forget who... from here... bleh.  Well, when he was talking to a representative from rf.net and was telling him how we represent the show and that PR guys read what we have to say it felt strangely familiar.  It really felt like the cool coach who got pissed at something.  It was like disapointing your hero.He has that air of just being amazing at whatever he does.  If he is or not doesn't matter.  It's that confident swagger and amazing knowledge that sets him apart.  He has just as much, if not more knowledge of what he speaks of as Anthony and has a confident, yet inviting personality that makes you want to just be his friend and hang out with the guy.I've been a rabbid fan of OA for years and have never felt like anything I had to say was worth calling in with (or would be welcomed).  I've called RF 3 times in the past month because even though Ronnie can smash you, he is a god damn smooth pro at it and doesn't make you suffer.  He's like the damn tough guy who you know is going to slap you around, but you just want to be in his crew.Ronnie is my favorite personality on the radio.

This message was edited by BYOBKenobi on 11-2-06 @ 6:22 PM

Bossanova

11-02-2006, 02:26 PM

Obviously I think Ron is by far the greatest man on Earth.  He is my Hank Aaron.  It is crazy talk.

BeerBandit

11-02-2006, 02:38 PM

Ron is so funny, he could make Marlee Matlin chuckle.

Bossanova

11-02-2006, 02:59 PM

Not only is Ronnie a hero, I think he is the greatest talent on all of 202 if not satellite.

This message was edited by RonIsHankAaron on 11-2-06 @ 6:59 PM

torker

11-02-2006, 03:04 PM

The cream always rises to the top.<img height="171" src="http://www.teddwebb.com/showcase/where_are_they_now/ron-ron.jpg" width="197" border="0" />

reeshy

11-02-2006, 03:05 PM

God asks Ronnie permission before he creates anything!!!!

super turbo death shark

11-02-2006, 03:11 PM

i am going to mail ron my first born childwhat he does with it is his business

FreshJ

11-02-2006, 03:12 PM

Ron is so good at what he does that he can even make clueless callers sound funny.  In fact, who else would bother to be a Hero to all, certainly not all radio personalities would even bother to care.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-02-2006, 03:20 PM

I could not believe that it was said RF.net was somehow against Ron or even the show in general. I love Ronny ! I want to be just like him when I 'grow up'. I love Fezzie too (ergo the screen name). Earl is truly Mr. Perfect. Now, ESD does suck at life and really threw all the RF.net people under the bus today. Shame on you, you red-headded albino, jelly fucking, peanut butter spreading prick. Any heat you get is by your own actions. Especially shame on ESD for saying that us noobs' opinions are something to be put down and are not as important as the veteran posters. Geez, my opinion is just as valid as anyone's. Just the other day we had a thread going about all the noobs and lurkers that would not post anything. So which is it. Should I be part of the gang? Or shut up in the corner and get nothing and like it?

Gvac

11-02-2006, 03:25 PM

Sir Bennington (I'm not worthy enough to call him "Ron") is one of the most interesting men I've ever met.  He's articulate and passionate about a great many subjects, ranging from sports to politics to cinema.  Of course he's got the sharpest wit this side of Hell to boot.  Whoever this "Dan the Milkman" character is, he's one step shy of the booby hatch if he thinks this board is anti-Ron in any way.

torker

11-02-2006, 03:34 PM

Fez4PrezN2008 wrote: I could not believe that it was said RF.net was somehow against Ron or even the show in general. I love Ronny ! I want to be just like him when I 'grow up'. I love Fezzie too (ergo the screen name). Earl is truly Mr. Perfect. Now, ESD does suck at life and really threw all the RF.net people under the bus today. Shame on you, you red-headded albino, jelly fucking, peanut butter spreading prick. Any heat you get is by your own actions. Especially shame on ESD for saying that us noobs' opinions are something to be put down and are not as important as the veteran posters. Geez, my opinion is just as valid as anyone's. Just the other day we had a thread going about all the noobs and lurkers that would not post anything. So which is it. Should I be part of the gang? Or shut up in the corner and get nothing and like it?

babybagadonuts

11-02-2006, 04:57 PM

ron is definately a fuckin genious.  that's all i can say on this subject

SatCam

11-02-2006, 05:04 PM

It's amazing that Ron has accomplished so much all the while being a homosexual in 21st century America

lleeder

11-02-2006, 05:46 PM

Ron is the greatest Xm employee. I can't wait for the Ron Bennington Artist Confidential.

Rockvillejoe

11-02-2006, 06:06 PM

you know when they ask that douche bag question, "if you could pick anybody you want to sit at a dinner party for interesting, funny conversation, who would you want? Well the first would jesus christ, the second for me. ted turner, and then our own ron bennington. he and the 4th guest john stewart would be the best. a couple of chicks from sportsbybrooks.com would be the rest. the guy truly makes me laugh everyday. the funny stuff that comes out of his mouth, i.e. eating a steak off a hookers head, knocking up a chick and then telling his mom that it's her problem not his, are just several examples of great comedy. next to howard stern who is still the funniest guy on radio, ron b is a close second, with a huge drop off after these two. i truly believe i would be on some sort of mind elevating,  altering drugs, if weren't for these two comedy geniuses.

Landblast

11-02-2006, 06:18 PM

music, religion, art, politics, sports, cinema, literature, culinary, humor, these are some topics I think, he seems very educated in, everything seems to come very easy for him, he seems comfortable with anything he says and does, he's insightful, funny, respectful, he commands respect, love ya Ron, love ya Fez. 

This message was edited by Landblast on 11-2-06 @ 11:16 PM

El Mudo

11-02-2006, 06:20 PM

Ronnie is a true genius... One of the most legitmately funny people I have EVER heard... What makes him special is that he's ALWAYS on...seems like he never bombs...

Mr.Orange

11-02-2006, 06:21 PM

Right on!

epo

11-02-2006, 06:22 PM

Bennington is the king.  End of story.On the other hand, ESD made the full heel turn today and deserves a beatdown.  

This message was edited by epo on 11-2-06 @ 10:23 PM

Mr.Orange

11-02-2006, 06:23 PM

I must concur, he IS the funniest man on radio.  Once you get it, you dig it.  I plan my lunch trips around this show.  Off to order a shirt.

FreshJ

11-02-2006, 06:43 PM

According to Tom Rhodes on the internet. Ron Bennington is Dead. And yet he somehow has found a way to do a show everyday, even though he could not fend off those sharks. "One of the best guys I ever saw
was a guy in Florida named Ron Bennington, he greatly influenced
me until his tragic death of being eaten by sharks off the Florida
coast (the details were never fully disclosed to protect the feelings
of his family)"----<a href="http://www.sheckymagazine.com/rhodes.htm">http://www.sheckymagazine.com/rhodes.htm</a> Found it there. 

This message was edited by FreshJ on 11-2-06 @ 10:44 PM

Don Stugots

11-02-2006, 06:54 PM

we are all lucky to bear witness to the genius that is Ron.  here is just one thing that i have learned from him:http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/e380440b9ca37b6303dbeb634db2fe10.jpg and this pic right here is what i call the ronnie b:http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/026_26.jpg

PapaBear

11-02-2006, 06:58 PM

My third sig quote says it all.

This message was edited by PapaBear on 11-2-06 @ 10:58 PM

11-02-2006, 07:04 PM

O and A always say that Ron Bennington has the most impecable comedic timing...I have to agree...his ability to nail a one liner in a split second is unparalleled.Gotta go buddys, im fuckin starvin.CD

TheArtOfTheFU

11-02-2006, 07:10 PM

Ron is the fucking best.

Plethora

11-02-2006, 09:47 PM

I don't miss High Watermark Ron.  I don't miss High Watermark Ron because we're lucky enough to be around to listen to him everyday from noon to 3.

burrben

11-02-2006, 10:25 PM

RonIsHankAaron wrote: Not only is Ronnie a hero, I think he is the greatest talent on all of 202 if not satellite. This message was edited by RonIsHankAaron on 11-2-06 @ 6:59 PM i'm gonna go ahead and say greatest talent in the universe (he's even the greatest on earth 2, which isn't even possible. but ronnie is)

rooter

11-03-2006, 06:33 AM

Mr. Bennington got 11 hole-in-ones the first time he played golf, composed six operas, and has never forgotten a phone number in his life.  I bow to his greatness.

EffMeBoobs

11-03-2006, 06:37 AM

I want Ronnie's DNA for when I have children.  This way they will all be perfect.

A.J.

11-03-2006, 06:42 AM

Ron is bigger than Jesus Christ.

Uncle Fezster

11-03-2006, 06:58 AM

Ron Bennington does not sleep. He waits. Guns don't kill people. Ron Bennington kills people.The Chief export of Ron Bennington is Pain. i could go on........   <a href="http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=1172549"></a>

TheRealEddie

11-03-2006, 07:07 AM

Whoa, was there an anti-Ron thread?!?!?!Ron Bennington is my hero, for real.

spoon

11-03-2006, 04:29 PM

Being totally serious for a second here, Ronny B is becoming one of those celebrities who embodies New York City.  It doesn't happen that often, but Mr. B is truly NYC personified and it fucking rocks!  Who else fits this list?  DeNiro is the first that comes to mind for me.<img src="http://www.celebsquotes.com/r/robert-deniro/robert-deniro.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Ron_bennnington.jpg" border="0" />Love them both!

johnniewalker

11-03-2006, 04:31 PM

spoon wrote: Being totally serious for a second here, Ronny B is becoming one of those celebrities who embodies New York City. It doesn't happen that often, but Mr. B is truly NYC personified and it fucking rocks! Who else fits this list? DeNiro is the first that comes to mind for me.<img border="0" src="http://www.celebsquotes.com/r/robert-deniro/robert-deniro.jpg" /> <img border="0" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Ron_bennnington.jpg" />Love them both! That is a cool point.  He does strike me as a man about town.

Gvac

11-03-2006, 04:35 PM

Are we talking about the ghoul who relishes pushing teddy bears into the lake?  The man who might have a sadistic side? If so, I love that guy!

spoon

11-03-2006, 05:43 PM

Gvac wrote: Are we talking about the ghoul who relishes pushing teddy bears into the lake?  The man who might have a sadistic side? If so, I love that guy! Yep and that's the true to life, locker-room type ripping/banter that I've come to love.  Censorship of him would kill his appeal, just as it would this site.  Some things just can't please everyone, but that's what's nice about the site.....just move on to another thread.  Is that such a big deal.  Also, I don't know the threads where women were attacked?  What thread are they speaking about?  And does this really happen often or at all?

FUNKMAN

11-03-2006, 08:15 PM

spoon wrote: Gvac wrote: Are we talking about the ghoul who relishes pushing teddy bears into the lake?  The man who might have a sadistic side? If so, I love that guy! Yep and that's the true to life, locker-room type ripping/banter that I've come to love.  Censorship of him would kill his appeal, just as it would this site.  Some things just can't please everyone, but that's what's nice about the site.....just move on to another thread.  Is that such a big deal.  Also, I don't know the threads where women were attacked?  What thread are they speaking about?  And does this really happen often or at all?  if anybody degrades women it is ron himself.  i hear it more on the show than i see it on the board...you have to call a spade a spade i know the show is "the show" but they mix bits with reality so much it's not easy to separate the two. not saying you have to emulate the show but there is "some influence" coming from the show

Mike Teacher

11-04-2006, 01:38 AM

I love the little elementary particles as much as electrons and neutrons, and they sit in the nucleus of the atom so nicel... oh shit, didnt read the title close enough.

fohat

11-04-2006, 02:39 AM

Ron taught me that desert is always part of the meal. Now I'm fuckin starvin

spoon

11-04-2006, 10:29 AM

FUNKMAN wrote: spoon wrote: Gvac wrote: Are we talking about the ghoul who relishes pushing teddy bears into the lake?  The man who might have a sadistic side? If so, I love that guy! Yep and that's the true to life, locker-room type ripping/banter that I've come to love.  Censorship of him would kill his appeal, just as it would this site.  Some things just can't please everyone, but that's what's nice about the site.....just move on to another thread.  Is that such a big deal.  Also, I don't know the threads where women were attacked?  What thread are they speaking about?  And does this really happen often or at all?  if anybody degrades women it is ron himself.  i hear it more on the show than i see it on the board...you have to call a spade a spade i know the show is "the show" but they mix bits with reality so much it's not easy to separate the two. not saying you have to emulate the show but there is "some influence" coming from the showCan't agree more funk and it means more coming from you as well.  It's not a terrible thing bc if we put ourselves out there we should be able to take some heat, man or woman.  Most of the shit women on the show take heat for also come based on there own revelations, just as it applies to Dave.  If you put it out there, it's open season if you ask me.  If it's private, don't put it on fucking satellite radio for crying out loud.  Nobody expects the show to divulge all their private lives or much of it for that matter.  But some people can only fit the show, or create an interest, by putting some things out there that should for all intents and purposes remain private.  Funny that with a lot of the women they take a certain approach just to get on the show.  Now this doesn't apply to all of them or even most, but Winnie, FBP (fuck its the way she was introduced to the site and show) and some others always center on this one theme.  Some are fine with it and have no problem (FBP) realizing that it's just a board joking around with a few assholes.  Hell, as Funk stated, the board usually resembles the attitudes the show itself takes to the guests so there certainly is some cohesion there.  Others stay away from that line like TooCute and she definately gets a different level of respect on the board bc of it.  Basically it all gets set up by what you put out there about yourself and how you carry yourself on the show.  For some it takes lauching into personal issues to get more airtime and others just crave the attention.  I for one love it all and don't really need to be a huge part of the show outside of a few calls when I feel I have something good to add or when they need something for the show like the hockey goal and supplies for the Big Asscapades Show.  Most of us have also been Capos, at some show parties and some other independent shows and would love to do so again, but are also apt to keep things we'd like to remain private off the air when they let us into their show.  For Dave and Winnie (both who I've met and like a lot) to take things personally on this board is somewhat comical.  I'm not saying it's right or my personal approach, but it surely shouldn't be a shock either.  Now I sure as hell do push back when I feel someone is being an ass just to be an ass, but it seems a few vets then become self-righteous and very over the top themselves when these issues come up.  Wouldn't it be best just to say your peace and move on, not constantly fight with them on it if they don't seem to be open for an honest discussion?  My example would be Missy, Furtherman and others in the XM to WSC thread that just closed.  I really didn't think it was a

spoon

11-04-2006, 04:05 PM

10-0 Texas early 2nd quarter.  Now that's something Ron has to love so far!

patsopinion

11-04-2006, 04:06 PM

ron is a man in a sea of adoring rats?

PopPop

11-12-2006, 03:50 PM

<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" />Ron is the master at making people uncomfortable. Great radio. Love it! Funny stuff.                                                                                                                                          The canival took my dollar.

OGC

11-12-2006, 04:04 PM

What's a canival ?

soupcan

11-12-2006, 04:15 PM

i am signing up for ron's.....                     <img width="227" height="295" border="0" src="http://www.hero-camp.com/images/front_eric_holding_sign.gif" />

FreshJ

11-12-2006, 05:03 PM

Ron is such a hero that they are writting him into the Justice League episodes.

Death Metal Moe

11-12-2006, 05:08 PM

Ron is the Motherfuck.He's the best.Anyone who disses him is a lowlife faggot.

Kevin

11-12-2006, 05:12 PM

Death Metal Moe wrote: Ron is the Motherfuck.He's the best.Anyone who disses him is a lowlife faggot. <img height="340" src="http://www.nuffsaid.nl/nuff_said.gif" width="550" border="0" />