Enjoy that shrimp cocktail while you still can

[Judge Smails]

<h1><a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/11/061102-seafood-threat.html" target="_self">Seafood May Be Gone by 2048, Study Says</a></h1><p>Unless humans act now, seafood may disappear by 2048, concludes the lead author of a new study that paints a grim picture for ocean and human health. </p><p>According to the study, the loss of ocean biodiversity is accelerating, and 29 percent of the seafood species humans consume have already crashed. If the long-term trend continues, in 30 years there will be little or no seafood available for sustainable harvest.<!--- deckend ---> </p>

[Gvac]

This is great news.&nbsp; I personally can't wait until we rid the planet of those undersea abominations and pave the oceans.&nbsp; <br />

[Don Stugots]

how the fuck am i going to eat sushi?<br />

[suggums]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />how the fuck am i going to eat sushi?<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>when you're dead it wont matter stuey&nbsp;</p>

[Bill From Yorktown]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />This is great news.&nbsp; I personally can't wait until we rid the planet of those undersea abominations and pave the oceans.&nbsp; <br /><p>good callback.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>now I'm starvin - Earl do we have any undersea abominations?</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />This is great news. I personally can't wait until we rid the planet of those undersea abominations and pave the oceans. <br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>YES!</p><p>AND THEN I WILL BUILD A HUGE LASER BEAM AND THREATEN TO DESRTOY THE WORLD!! </p><p>MWAAA HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TooCute]

I've been saying this all along.

eat more bivalves!

[Gvac]

And lay off those God forsaken gingko nuts!<br />

[Don Stugots]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>suggums</strong> wrote:<br /><p> </p><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />how the fuck am i going to eat sushi?<br /><p> </p><p> </p><p>when you're dead it wont matter stuey </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>why would i be dead in the year 2048?&nbsp; i would only be 75.&nbsp; right now i am not as old as reeshy. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[tele7]

<p>Rest in peace.</p><p><img src="http://www.carlspackler.com/archive/cs_220.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[Recyclerz]

<p><font size="2">Personally, I blame that cheap bastard in Florida who always wants more shrimp and scallops on his pasta.</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

eat more Pelecypoda as well...

[keithy_19]

I blame the underwater creatures for not fucking enough.

[Yerdaddy]

Someone's gonna have to stop bogarting the world's supply of fuzzy snapper.

[CaptClown]

<p><font size="2">And now the payback begins.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="175" height="222" border="0" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e8/Crocodile_Hunter_film.jpg" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="2" />

[A.J.]

<p>We have cloning now.&nbsp; Bon appetit!</p>

[Mike Teacher]

<strong>Bill From Yorktown</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />This is great news.&nbsp; I personally can't wait until we rid the planet of those undersea abominations and pave the oceans.&nbsp; <br /><p>good callback.&nbsp; </p><p>Good callback on the callback. I was excitedly readying to post the 'obviously obscure callback that will really nail it' and then as I scrolldown I see it's there.</p><p>Nice but damn you for getting there first.</p><p>'Pave the Oceans!' [he yelled it once during the bit I think] - R. Bennington</p>

[Sheeplovr]

well when do we kill every bird in the sky<br />

[EffMeBoobs]

We need to also get rid of the grizzly bears.&nbsp; Sorry Timothy Treadwell, RIP.

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>CaptClown</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="2">And now the payback begins.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="222" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e8/Crocodile_Hunter_film.jpg" width="175" border="0" />&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font size="2"><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" /></p></font>

[Tall_James]

<strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />I've been saying this all along. eat more bivalves! <p>Fuck the bivalves.&nbsp;What, one valve not good enough for you?</p>

[RapistWit]

<p>Hey George, the ocean called..they're running out of shrimp.</p><p><img height="144" src="http://www.masada2000.org/Costanza.jpg" width="146" border="0" /></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>RapistWit</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hey George, the ocean called..they're running out of shrimp.</p><p><img height="144" src="http://www.masada2000.org/Costanza.jpg" width="146" border="0" /></p><p><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">You bastard! That's the first thing I thought of, if only I had gotten home sooner.<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" /></font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />I've been saying this all along. eat more bivalves! <p>Fuck the bivalves.&nbsp;What, one valve not good enough for you?</p><p>and how about the straightvalves, are they the only ones that can get married?</p>