East Side Blown Line Of The Day

[sailor]

"i'm not exactly the brightest apple in the box."

[ahhdurr]

on Perrynoid's NASCAR song:

"...I don't like the intimidator being taken down poscumoshonchisally." (posthumously)

[TjM]

The entire Hosp bit. Christ that hurt

[underdog]

When adding his wonderful knowledge about college basketball, Dave mentioned about how great Memphis will do because the team is filled with seniors.

They have two seniors on the entire team.

[sailor]

in addition to columbus day, italians celebrate the festival of san-gria.

[MM2]

When adding his wonderful knowledge about college basketball, Dave mentioned about how great Memphis will do because the team is filled with seniors.

They have two seniors on the entire team.

Yeah I caught that too, probably their best player Derrick Rose is a true freshman.

[sailor]

speaking on going to the third floor of the economist building to masturbate:

"sometimes our staircase goes thru that floor"

because, ya know, sometimes it doesn't.

[sailor]

this is from memory like 12 hours later, but he said something like "i'm not the brightest key in thee box" today. very hippo-like.

[ahhdurr]

Can I add ones he says at home?

"Can you put the disc in the movie machine?"

(dvd player)

Please continue to bless us with these. Thank you and safe delivery.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Ron: In all honesty Earl, where's your Grandmother buried?

Dave: In Grant's Tomb's COCK!

[PapaBear]

When Earl said Walt Frazier was the celebrity he'd call, if his plane was going down, Dave made fun of him by saying that Earl only picked him, because he was on the show a couple of months ago.

Walt Frazier was on the show in October of 2006.

[ArecWithABigA]

She looks 2 to me

[underdog]

(talking about Fez's home) "He only has one adult seat and some other weird contraption that you have to half sit, half lay in."

Yes, the chaise is a "weird contraption".

[foodcourtdruide]

Dave thinks that there is another part of your head other than your brain that thinks.

[Badinia]

Singing Chantilly Lace:

"an' a pretty face
an' a burnin' tail
Hangin' down"

Instead of a cute song about a teenaged girl, Dave sings a song about a horse on fire.

[FezPaul]

As easy as cake.

[FezPaul]

I'll speak goodly about that.

[Caseyelan]

Singing Chantilly Lace:

"an' a pretty face
an' a burnin' tail
Hangin' down"

Instead of a cute song about a teenaged girl, Dave sings a song about a horse on fire.


This is seriously one of my fave things ever.

and added from Dave on the couch.....

"Tom and her are fucking awesome.... They gave me the coolest record.... I want them to be godparents to julianna"



so that just happened.

[Furtherman]

His "He's hot as a comet!" line really cracked me up.

[underdog]

His "He's hot as a comet!" line really cracked me up.

I was just coming here to post this one.

Does this mean that DJ Newstyle isn't hot at all?

[Badinia]

This is seriously one of my fave things ever.

and added from Dave on the couch.....

"Tom and her are fucking awesome.... They gave me the coolest record.... I want them to be godparents to julianna"


so that just happened.


That's so sweet, lady- Thank yous! Best wishes to you and Dave and Lady J.

(And it wasn't a cool record. It was a Raiders of the Lost Ark record.)

[paracetamol flanders]

This is seriously one of my fave things ever.

and added from Dave on the couch.....

"Tom and her are fucking awesome.... They gave me the coolest record.... I want them to be godparents to julianna"



so that just happened.


Is there such a thing as agnosto-parents, because we can be that. Juliana can just think of us as those nice people in Portland, Oregon who are eventually going to Hell.

All the best to the soon to be fam!

[DJNewStyle]

I was just coming here to post this one.

Does this mean that DJ Newstyle isn't hot at all?

BLAZING, SON!

[sailor]

"it's getting too warm for my britches."

[sailor]

"it rippled my chains"

[boston beatdown]

"No...I amn't!"

Hearing that poor, overtired, stressed-out redheaded manchild mess up the phrase "I'm not" had me laughing all afternoon.

[JohnWC]

"What if there's a war between North and South Jersey?" - Ron

"I'm Sweden!!" - Dave

[Freakshow]

Can we submit the last 5 or 6 minutes of the show....

[ahhdurr]

"What if there's a war between North and South Jersey?" - Ron

"I'm Sweden!!" - Dave

I have to defend Dave on this -- at least in WWII terms, Sweden was just as neutral and unmolested by Axis powers as the Swiss were during that time... but no army watch, which is why this does, in the end, count as a blown line.

If Dave were in any war he'd be The Nation of Gump.

[lleeder]

"It ain't over til the fat lady sings", when quoting Yogi Berra.

[ahhdurr]

"I love [her] a "zilliondy" times more.

Anytime Dave sounds <= 8years old = blown line.

[sailor]

i loved the whole back-and-forth with ron where dave kept using the british pronunciation of charade, then capped it off by saying "just drop the facade"

[sailor]

"No...I amn't!"

Hearing that poor, overtired, stressed-out redheaded manchild mess up the phrase "I'm not" had me laughing all afternoon.

amn't (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amn't) is a dialectical variant, so not entirely a blown line.

[Melissa the Accountant]

i loved the whole back-and-forth with ron where dave kept using the british pronunciation of charade, then capped it off by saying "just drop the facade"

Ha, ha, yeah! When I was a kid I learned the word "charade" from some kind of British program or movie or something and then when I tried to use it in conversation with rural Kansans, it just didn't work out for me and I looked like a stupid ass. Later I learned how to say it correctly.

Then again, some areas of Kansas have their own dialectic issues. Out by Garden City people have to watch out for the "wooves" while "warshing" their "cloze" down by the "crick".

Just kidding. They don't have many wooves in those parts.

And we aren't like that in Eastern Kansas.

[sailor]

Ha, ha, yeah! When I was a kid I learned the word "charade" from some kind of British program or movie or something and then when I tried to use it in conversation with rural Kansans, it just didn't work out for me and I looked like a stupid ass. Later I learned how to say it correctly.

Then again, some areas of Kansas have their own dialectic issues. Out by Garden City people have to watch out for the "wooves" while "warshing" their "cloze" down by the "crick".

Just kidding. They don't have many wooves in those parts.

And we aren't like that in Eastern Kansas.

kansans? really? never heard it before, sounds so weird, but i can't imagine what else it would be.

[Melissa the Accountant]

kansans? really? never heard it before, sounds so weird, but i can't imagine what else it would be.

It's not as pronounced as the northern twang you see in areas like Minnesota, the Dakotas, Wisconsin, the UP, etc. But it's a vaguely nasally twang. Mostly it just makes the speaker sound like kind of a hick. To me, their twang sounds more obvious than mine, but then again I have had people from Rhode Island ("hi, huh-wah-yuh?"), Michigan ("soo dere I was on the roof without even my BRAAH on!"), Baltimore (aka "Balmer Merlin") and Maine ("a-yuh") tell me that I sound very Midwestern to them. Sometimes I catch myself sounding a little nasally, but hey, at least I'm not running into "wooves" on my street.

I think it's just that whatever you're not used to hearing sticks out to you like crazy. It kinda makes me sad that American English is becoming more homogenized. I love the wacky dialects you get to hear in different parts.

[sailor]

It's not as pronounced as the northern twang you see in areas like Minnesota, the Dakotas, Wisconsin, the UP, etc. But it's a vaguely nasally twang. Mostly it just makes the speaker sound like kind of a hick. To me, their twang sounds more obvious than mine, but then again I have had people from Rhode Island ("hi, huh-wah-yuh?"), Michigan ("soo dere I was on the roof without even my BRAAH on!"), Baltimore (aka "Balmer Merlin") and Maine ("a-yuh") tell me that I sound very Midwestern to them. Sometimes I catch myself sounding a little nasally, but hey, at least I'm not running into "wooves" on my street.

I think it's just that whatever you're not used to hearing sticks out to you like crazy. It kinda makes me sad that American English is becoming more homogenized. I love the wacky dialects you get to hear in different parts.

very interesting. i actually meant the word "kansans" tho'

[Melissa the Accountant]

very interesting. i actually meant the word "kansans" tho'

Oops. I faildozed.

[robot artist]

A few from Mondays show -

Dave wears a "commemorable shirt" ~
...combining 'commemorative' with 'memorable'

Dave says "Spring fever is well and about" ~
...combining 'alive and well' with 'out and about'

Dave describes Fez as an "angoraphobic" ~
...I guess Fez has a fear of wearing sweaters outdoors

[sailor]

Oops. I faildozed.

nah, ya just went above and beyond.

[boston beatdown]

amn't (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amn't) is a dialectical variant, so not entirely a blown line.

and a dead watch is right twice a day

[lleeder]

In reference to Earl, " talk about piano fingers, he's got all the ivory keys".

Long Island doesn't have 7-11, they have WaWa's.

[ahhdurr]

Schhwastika

[ahhdurr]

[QUOTE=lleeder;1740716]In reference to Earl, " talk about piano fingers, he's got all the ivory keys".

Thank you! No one caught that on the show... hahahahaha

[Caseyelan]

I love my davey but he just said (talking about the Yankees bullpen):


"even Custer fucked up once.....or two times...or three- I don't remember."

[A.J.]

I love my davey but he just said (talking about the Yankees bullpen):


"even Custer fucked up once.....or two times...or three- I don't remember."

Actually, Dave may be right:

At the start of the Civil War, Custer was a cadet at the United States Military Academy and his class's graduation was accelerated so that they could enter the war; Custer graduated last in his class.

In 1864, with the Cavalry Corps under the command of Maj. Gen. Philip Sheridan, Custer led his "Wolverines", and later a division, through the Overland Campaign, including the Battle of Trevilian Station, where Custer was humiliated by having his division trains overrun and his personal baggage captured by the Confederates.

He was defeated and killed at the Battle of the Little Bighorn in 1876, against a coalition of Native American tribes composed almost exclusively of Sioux, Cheyenne, and Arapaho warriors, and led by the Sioux chiefs Crazy Horse and Gall and by the Hunkpapa seer and medicine man, Sitting Bull. This confrontation has come to be popularly known in American history as Custer's Last Stand. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Armstrong_Custer)

[Badinia]

During the Hulk cigar discussion, Dave said that kids will "fall in their shoes", rather than follow in their footsteps. Poor kids, falling in their shoes!

Still and all, I love Dino-Baby.

[ShowerBench]

During the Hulk cigar discussion, Dave said that kids will "fall in their shoes", rather than follow in their footsteps. Poor kids, falling in their shoes!

Still and all, I love Dino-Baby.

He also said the mac and cheese tasted "a little Kraftmatic"

http://www.craftmatic.com/images/h_inset.jpg

[Floppygrandma]

He also said the mac and cheese tasted "a little Kraftmatic"

... Which is actually clever word play, not a blown line.

[underdog]

Ron : Do we even have wetlands anymore?
Dave : Niagara Falls.

[Freakshow]

yesterday he said "the loosens aren't tied."

[Freakshow]

Two in one sentence, dropping the "IBM-Commodore 64" and the "Atari 2400."

[underdog]

Everytime Dave talks about sports, my brain hurts.

"There's no defense on the olympic team." Yeah, except for Kobe, Chris Paul and defensive specialist Tayshaun Prince.

"We need big men." What? Stuffing the team with big men is how the USA team loses. The international game is all zone so you need all shooters. That dump in game doesn't work in the Olympics. Plus, they have the best center in the league playing (Howard).

Oh, good. People just called in with both these points.

[Badinia]

"I'd like to...rescind...my hat."

[IMSlacker]

"I like to keep my ear to the grind stone."

[Epschtein]

"i'm salivating at the mouth"

[jauble]

I'll see it when I believe it.

[sailor]

after saying he'd rather his teen daughter be pregnant than have had anal sex he said he didn't mean his daughter "pacifically"

[robot artist]

Dave was burned by scolding hot water.

[lleeder]

We should get you one of those masks from the Outcast movie.

[sailor]

from earl's earnal gentry, er, journal entry for today, don't get street racer for ron.

[Badinia]

Ladies and gentlemen, from the show on September 17th, we have:

"Under-Kids Sports Dog."

Lock it up. This is world-beating.

[sailor]

he just called the eddie vedder song a "rebel rouser"

[robot artist]

Dave just said you can't teach a horse tricks.

Combining you can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink + you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Dave's the best!

[drjoek]

Earl said lima beans as a side. Dave said if this was Peru

[Fezticle98]

Ron: "What was Chicago's last championship?"

Dave: '99 Bulls.

Dave, you know dog dick about sports. The Bulls didn't win in '99. And the White Sox won the World Series in 2005. If you were any kind of sports fan you would know that. Shut up about sports.

[hammersavage]

He cannot talk about sports anymore. He's a borderline fan but he's wrong so often its retarded.

[sailor]

we deli-enated that to him.

[Marc with a c]

earl has been delianated food master.

[Marc with a c]

you spelled it wrong

[sailor]

you spelled it wrong

i spelled the fake word phonetically.

[Marc with a c]

try homonetically.

[sailor]

try homonetically.

we mwac-enated that to him. better?

[Marc with a c]

your baby is a slut.

[sailor]

i'm gonna get amy to cut your achilles.

[robot artist]

While discussing enjoying fine food, Dave said you have to be a carnisaur.

Combining carnivore and connoisseur (and with maybe a pinch of dinosaur thrown in for flavor).

[PapaBear]

While discussing enjoying fine food, Dave said you have to be a carnisaur.

Combining carnivore and connoisseur (and with maybe a pinch of dinosaur thrown in for good measure).
I pictured a T Rex in a smoking jacket, with a fine cigar and a snifter of cognac.

[MacVittie]

Dave said that GnR's new album would make a great "stocking stucker"

[robot artist]

Dave: Every animal has a wing.

Ron: So a dog has wings?

Dave: Yeah, a dog has wing bones.

[Marc with a c]

dave talking about his brother seeing don mattingly getting yelled at by his wife.

"it ruined my conception of him"

[underdog]

Anyone notice Dave is saying Jeez Louise all the time now? It's like his new "and things of that nature".

[sailor]

dave talking about his brother seeing don mattingly getting yelled at by his wife.

"it ruined my conception of him"

i'd say dave was correct here under the 2nd definition of conception (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/conception): something conceived in the mind.

[Marc with a c]

i'd say dave was correct here under the 2nd definition of conception (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/conception): something conceived in the mind.

i'd say you're a dork.

[sailor]

i'd say you're a dork.

that is also correct.

[utriculus!]

i'd say dave was correct here under the 2nd definition of conception (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/conception): something conceived in the mind.

I'm so glad that this was posted. I was so embarassed when I read his post. "How many times have I misused that word in my life?!" - Interal Self-hating monologue

[utriculus!]

Also since I found this thread:

When trying to explain the hokeyness of the song "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" he described it as "Grandma got stampled to death by a reindeer"


STAMPLED TO DEATH DAVE?! SERIOUSLY?? :lol::lol::lol:

[sailor]

I'm so glad that this was posted. I was so embarassed when I read his post. "How many times have I misused that word in my life?!" - Interal Self-hating monologue

i'm here to protect the common man from the faux-elitist marcs of the world.

[utriculus!]

i'm here to protect the common man from the faux-elitist marcs of the world.

:drunk:

And I'm here to be a martyr to your cause!

[ahhdurr]

i'm here to protect the common man from the faux-elitist marcs of the world.

elitist marcs .... with a c?

( i haven't the slightest idea what Dave was attempting here... Marxists? aren't they kind of anti elite already?)

[Furtherman]

"If you want to boil it down to a nutshell."


HAHAHA WTF!?

[sailor]

elitist marcs .... with a c?

( i haven't the slightest idea what Dave was attempting here... Marxists? aren't they kind of anti elite already?)

(that wasn't dave, that was just me having a conversation.)

[ahhdurr]

(that wasn't dave, that was just me having a conversation.)

oh. that would have been funny.

Now it's nothing.

[Farmer Dave]

Yesterday Dave said "....that's it boiled into a nut shell" or something pretty close to that.

edit. fuck, I didn't see the other post on this that got it right, delete this sombitch

[sailor]

not a blown line per se, but dave's discussion of metrosexuals had me ripping my hair out. he was effectively saying "i don't like the term metrosexuals, i think metrosexual should mean..." and then gave the definition everyone on the planet uses and acted like it was some paradigm shift.

[Epschtein]

i was just listening to the show where he used boil it down to a nutshell, had me rolling.

he had a great line that went nearly unnoticed "i want cookies!... and freedom"

:lol:

[robot artist]

Not wanting a vasectomy, Dave says "I don't want to get a dichotomy."

[sailor]

dave continues to say "scolding hot water."

[drjoek]

We danced to one of the greatest Christmas songs Dashboard by the moonlight by the great Meatloaf

[Freakshow]

We danced to one of the greatest Christmas songs Dashboard by the moonlight by the great Meatloaf

what a screw-up. It's not an xmas song!

[ToiletCrusher]

Today he said "pure and simple"

it's plain and simple

[Whiskeyportal]

Today he said "pure and simple"

it's plain and simple

I've heard it both ways sir.http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/34/l_6047025c4e2148cbb036fb109c8512a9.jpg

[robot artist]

While discussing ugly guys with hot girls -

Ron: Take a girl as hot as Sam's chick... why is she with Sam? What is lacking in her life that she would be with Sam?

Dave: I think she could be lacking death perception to start.

[MacVittie]

When he meant to say vasectomy on Friday he started to say "dichotomy"

[Fez4PrezN2008]

ESD commenting on buying Julianna a basketball because "she's 4 inches taller than her height".

How is that even possible?

[hammersavage]

ESD commenting on buying Julianna a basketball because "she's 4 inches taller than her height".

How is that even possible?

That one made me drop my snow blower I was laughing so hard.

[Fezticle98]

"Kirk Rambis"

It's Kurt Rambis, cockbreath. Once again proving you know nothing about sports.

[sailor]

from the secret midnight show: "mr b., games shows aren't shakespeare...your game show...is juliette."

[PapaBear]

When Ron asks Dave if Bono is as famous as Mick Jagger...

"Yes he is. But he's famous for anthropological reasons as much as music."

[TjM]

"Kirk Rambis"

It's Kurt Rambis, cockbreath. Once again proving you know nothing about sports.

I sense much anger in this one.

http://www.zeek.net/i/yoda.jpg

[sailor]

on the open EP gig: i want to throw myself on the gauntlet.

[IMSlacker]

"I'm nervous as a duck in the heat."

[Freakshow]

"I'm nervous as a duck in the heat."

I can't think of any expression that he was trying to say and screwed up, though. I think he just invented a dave-ism off-the-cuff.

[TjM]

I can't think of any expression that he was trying to say and screwed up, though. I think he just invented a dave-ism off-the-cuff.

Probably crazy as a dog in heat

[jlehane3]

best line of the day :)

[Serpico1103]

Crazy Jen "I'm not like Lady Trucker, am I?"
After she hangs up.
ESD," She doesn't have a truck."

Sorry, it's not a "Blown" line.

[sailor]

talking sandwiches and it turned to cuban sandwiches. dave said it was pork and ron asked if he only wanted to eat pork sandwiches all the time. dave said no, that's why he picked a BLT.

[sailor]

talking about surgery he said you are "under amnesia"

[Coach]

Earlier in the week he was talking about the Heavens Gate cult and referred to the comet as the Haley Bop Comet..It was the Hale Bop comet..Hailey's comet is something else.
On Saturday's Special Delivery he called Molly Ringwald a fat mess..she's pregnant with twins.

[Serpico1103]

Earlier in the week he was talking about the Heavens Gate cult and referred to the comet as the Haley Bop Comet..It was the Hale Bop comet..Hailey's comet is something else.
On Saturday's Special Delivery he called Molly Ringwald a fat mess..she's pregnant with twins.

Sorry, a fat pregnant mess. Jeez.

[Coach]

Sorry, a fat pregnant mess. Jeez.
Fine..

[A buck 380]

"you can't have you ice cream and eat it too" wow

[lleeder]

Here are 2 old ones I think I never got to post :
They nicknamed him hop frog.
What a tickled web we weave.

Another one from yesterday:
Clean as a bristle.

[TjM]

He has a son that's like a twin

"I meant metaphorically"

:lol:

[Philip]

Talking about paying a restaurant bill.

Ron: when have you ever picked up a tab?

Dave: I pick up the check in private.

[TjM]

I was thinking about the subway soda incident the other day when Ron asked him why he didn't defend himself

Dave

"Well I am not a fighter....I'm Irish"

Ron

"Yeah those guys aren't a problem"

Dave

"Well I'm also German"


:lol:

[drjoek]

Bootyism!

[sailor]

"nothing ventured...and there's something else. nothing ventured and you don't get it. or something like that"

[sailor]

"i could be digging myself in deep water."

[hammersavage]

Talking about his retarded inventions today such as 'Shurse', a purse that holds shoes, Ron asked "What about a bag that holds a bottle of water?"

Under his breath Dave said "Shottle". Which would have combined shoes and bottle, not purse and bottle.

[Marc with a c]

sailor already invented a shurse.

[lleeder]

She was too tired to give up a fight.

[KojiClutch]

"I want to be incapable of hands."

[robot artist]

"...that's when the sum justifies the means."

[ChrisTheCop]

"I played golf sir. You can look that up, in grade school".

Is that really part of the grade school curriculum these days? Dave History 101?

[sailor]

sailor already invented a shurse.

yes, i did:

Dave stole the shoe bag from me at his birthday party!
and i was just on my way here to post that "sum justifies the means" line.

[Devo37]

from Special Delivery:

"what if this brother of the Cyclops was...the Bi-plops!"

[IMSlacker]

"Tight lips, ships will sink."

[ToiletCrusher]

I've been in "agreeance" with Fez all day.

agreement.

[Slumbag]

I didn't know where to put this, but it will work here.

Fezzie was defending Star Wars, and brought up the Clone Wars cartoon. Diddy Mac claimed that he, and other Star Wars fans hate that.

But just last week, Davey claimed that was his favorite show of this decade, when they were doing there break on cartoons. I was gonna call in, but was far too drunk.

[voodoo_star]

This guy blows!! Marginally humorous when playing off Ron but for F*&^'s Sake! Lose the loser guys!

[underdog]

This guy blows!! Marginally humorous when playing off Ron but for F*&^'s Sake! Lose the loser guys!

Welcome to the board voodoo_star!

[Slumbag]

I was listening to a recorded show the other day, when Dave first thought he had a concussion. He said, Nuff Sed McGraw.

I think he meant Nuff Sed McGreevy.

[Caseyelan]

This guy blows!! Marginally humorous when playing off Ron but for F*&^'s Sake! Lose the loser guys!

HIGH FIVES!

[Dell]

HIGH FIVES!

:huh:

[Gvac]

I liked when Dave said "She put in a good word to me" instead of "for" me when they played the hitherto unheard "Bros before hos" lost tapes.

[ToiletCrusher]

I liked when Dave said "She put in a good word to me" instead of "for" me when they played the hitherto unheard "Bros before hos" lost tapes.

are you the bro?

[sailor]

"Shoot for the moon and you'll reach the stars. "

Dave's got a weird sense of scale.

[PapaBear]

Not exactly a blown line, but I loved it on Wednesday or Thursday when Dave didn't know what you call the things that hold cigarettes.:lol:

[IMSlacker]

"That's a lot of hullabazoo."

[sailor]

i'm happy as a mule that dave's "healthy as a clam."

[hammersavage]

Not a blown line necessarily but he was completely wrong on something the other day.

When talking about Facebook vs Twitter, he said one of the reason's why twitter is better is because people use their real names and its easy to find while facebook is a made up name with numbers.

The exact opposite is true. Take his accounts for instance: twitter=rfeastsidedave facebook=david macdonald.

not a big deal but the fact that Ron said he made a good point with that information infuriated me for some reason

[IMSlacker]

"That's just cover-up on a pig."

[instrument]

Anyone with human eyes can see how old she is?

Wtf does that mean!?!?!?!

[A.J.]

"Electric Seal".

[TonyBagels]

8-6, when describing his neighborhood

I live in an alcove.


I'm guessing he means a cul-de-sac

[Shane Peterson]

Dave was totally wrong about the Tampa Yankees and Pat Venditte. He said that he was drafted by the Staten Island Yankees, and that Tampa is at AA level. Both Staten Island and Tampa are A-level teams, Trenton has the Yankees' AA team. For a NJ resident and Yankee fan, he knows nothing about their farm system.

[DukeFett]

Dave trailing Fez during the Batman trivia contest, "Comebacks were made to be broken"
wtf?

[hand amputation]

Please follow on twitter:

@esdquotes

for live updated to Dave's.. err... Genius??

:drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Got started early after the vacation saying that Rutgers getting beaten so badly was a 'drumming' rather than drubbing.

[TjM]

About Earl Douglas

"He flew to the beat of his own flag"

[IAgreeRonnieB]

Something along the lines of, "Napoleon won at Waterloo."

Yeah, did he - stupid? :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[IMSlacker]

"Burnett is a weird egg... to solve."

[Bowlofcheesesteaks]

"more proofs to the pudding"

[Jughead]

I just happen to have the O&A piece on snot...

[yojimbo7248]

I just happen to have the O&A piece on snot...

that whole thing was just a bit, right. Dave didn't really put his boogers under the table, did he?

[Jughead]

that whole thing was just a bit, right. Dave didn't really put his boogers under the table, did he?

Bit but must have been great O&A and R&F staff meeting........But Ronny could be that quick on Danny!!!!!:tongue:

[PapaBear]

I just caught this one last week...

"I usually knock on the high wood."

[A.J.]

"Bricks don't go in the chicken."

[hammersavage]

Beans don't burn on the grill.

[Marc with a c]

"Bricks don't go in the chicken."

that's awesome.

[Crispy123]

From the other day talking about the Jets, instead of saying a win-win situation the red-headed retart came up with, "it's a non lose-lose situation." Ridiculous moron!

[fezident]

Ya know, Mr. B has been known to blow a few lines in is lifetime and nobody ever makes of... uh...oh.... nevermind.

[IMSlacker]

"That's not my bag of tea."

[Dogfather]

"The gauntlet swung the other way"

[lleeder]

don't get your facts in a twist

[PapaBear]

don't get your facts in a twist
Give him a break. He was on Dayquil. And you know how loopy that can make you. Wait... What?

[sailor]

This is going to be the only crinkle in the armor.

[StanUpshaw]

I'm pretty sure he said "wedbetter" twice this morning.

[Sue_Bender]

I'm pretty sure he said "wedbetter" twice this morning.

You are correct, Sir.

[sailor]

i thought it was wet bedder.

[underdog]

i thought it was wet bedder.

Me too.

[Freakshow]

The question is did he tell FX he was a wet bedder...

Cause if he did...








...he will be hosting his talk show at 11pm this evening!

[realmenhatelife]

He definately said wet bedder, but he was probably thinking about Yellow Ledbetter.