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mr.smokepants
11-07-2006, 08:47 AM
East Side Dave has a new bit called Board Gossip.  What do you think of it?

cupcakelove
11-07-2006, 08:51 AM
Like everything he does, its so stupid its funny.<br />

Tall_James
11-07-2006, 08:52 AM
Don't get caught canoodling...or else end up on ESD's radar!

mr.smokepants
11-07-2006, 08:52 AM
Smokepants says:&nbsp; Killer Bit.&nbsp;

Don Stugots
11-07-2006, 08:54 AM
i loved the bit.&nbsp; i thought it was funny and can stay funny as long as dave doesnt cross the line.&nbsp; <br />

FUNKMAN
11-07-2006, 08:56 AM
<p><img src="http://www.tyedart.com/images/Chris_Farley.jpg" border="0" /></p><p><strong><font size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; AWESOME!</font></strong></p>

Furtherman
11-07-2006, 08:59 AM
<p>Great.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Now I have to &quot;behave&quot; myself.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Damn it.&nbsp; The golden era of Ronfez.net is over!</p>

Shamrock
11-07-2006, 08:59 AM
I have to admit, I was laughing my ass off.

Earlshog
11-07-2006, 09:00 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />i loved the bit.&nbsp; i thought it was funny and can stay funny as long as dave doesnt cross the line.&nbsp; <br /><p>Stu what line?</p>

dannyssack
11-07-2006, 09:04 AM
The bit wasn't bad but I FUCKING STILL HATE ESD! I CAN'T POST ON FBA BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID CLAUSE. FUCK YOU DAVE!

angrymissy
11-07-2006, 09:09 AM
The funniest part was how Ron was dying laughing in the background them whole time

Earlshog
11-07-2006, 09:31 AM
<strong>dannyssack</strong> wrote:<br />The bit wasn't bad but I FUCKING STILL HATE ESD! I CAN'T POST ON FBA BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID CLAUSE. FUCK YOU DAVE! <p>I see you on every Dave thread&nbsp;spitting venom ... what clause are you talking about?</p>

Don Stugots
11-07-2006, 09:34 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Great.</p><p> </p><p><strong><font size="2">Now I have to &quot;behave&quot; myself.</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>Damn it. The golden era of Ronfez.net is over!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>just the opposite for me my friend. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

Martin
11-07-2006, 09:49 AM
I think the music is super :-).

SchnitDick
11-07-2006, 10:38 AM
It cracked me up so much with the bit and laugh every time they keep playing the music

furie
11-07-2006, 10:42 AM
this bit is turning me against dave

reillyluck
11-07-2006, 10:52 AM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br />The funniest part was how Ron was dying laughing in the background them whole time <p>hell yeah! i thought that was the best part too</p>

Aqualad
11-07-2006, 10:55 AM
That was seriously the only time I have ever enjoyed listening to East Side Dave.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Between the drunk promos and the Board Gossip, ESD is having the Best Week Ever!

sithlord
11-07-2006, 11:24 AM
It is a funny bit hell even Ron was laughing hysterically. The opening Theme music really sets it up and Dave's delivery really blows it out of the park. The promos are also awesome. We all know Fezzie is having a &quot;weak&quot; week and I must admit Dave has really stepped up. On an unrelated note did anyone else notice that the Buddies signed off at 2:45 today?

Dougie Brootal
11-07-2006, 11:27 AM
awesome!

Death Metal Moe
11-07-2006, 11:56 AM
<p>I won't get to hear tonight's show until maybe tomorrow.</p><p>Could someone please quickly summarize what ESD did to warrant this thread.&nbsp; Thank you.</p>

sithlord
11-07-2006, 11:59 AM
He wrote a bit called East Side Dave's gossip corner or some such thing. Basically he combs the forums of various websites and reports what he has read. It sounds unfunny sure but he found some hillarious opening theme music for the bit and delivers the report with a sort of gay old time Hollywood voice.

El Mudo
11-07-2006, 12:00 PM
<p>It was absolutely, unequivocally HYSTERICAL...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I love the bit Dave!&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

Kurtis9
11-07-2006, 12:23 PM
<p>The guy never ceases to amaze me in great and horrible ways! Great bit, Ronnie actually laughing and happy with it definitely helped it along too.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n150/wkwieman/DIC239.jpg" border="0" /></p>

TheMojoPin
11-07-2006, 01:31 PM
Man, I wish I could hear this.&nbsp; Earl needs to get off his ass and update the file library.

Hottub
11-07-2006, 01:37 PM
<p align="center"><img height="245" src="http://www.myradiostore.us/i/h-d215db7c/feature-513999.jpg" width="489" border="0" /></p><p align="center">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size="7"> &uarr;</font></p><p align="left"><font size="1">Click the link on the left, budday!</font></p>

Kevin
11-07-2006, 01:42 PM
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fantastically Awful.</span></p>

FezPaul
11-07-2006, 02:02 PM
<strong>Kevin</strong> wrote:<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: verdana">Fantastically Awful.</span></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">Awfully fantastic.</font></strong></p>

TheMojoPin
11-07-2006, 02:08 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p align="center"><img height="245" src="http://www.myradiostore.us/i/h-d215db7c/feature-513999.jpg" width="489" border="0" /></p><p align="center">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<font size="7"> &uarr;</font></p><p align="left"><font size="1">Click the link on the left, budday!</font></p><p>Sadly, too rich for my blood.&nbsp; Now that I'm only working part time and about to move back to Chicago in January to head back to school, I gotta save.&nbsp; After making various essential payments each month, cable is about the only thing along these lines I can splurge on.&nbsp; Ironically, I get the High Voltage channel as part of my cable package, but unless I sleep in the living room or the basement, I don't get to hear it for more than a few minutes at a time.</p>

FezPaul
11-07-2006, 03:06 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;Chicago in January </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">&quot;The wind off the lake would go right through my stent.&quot; -Fez</font></strong></p>

lleeder
11-07-2006, 03:13 PM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>dannyssack</strong> wrote:<br />The bit wasn't bad but I FUCKING STILL HATE ESD! I CAN'T POST ON FBA BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID CLAUSE. FUCK YOU DAVE! <p>I see you on every Dave thread&nbsp;spitting venom ... what clause are you talking about?</p><p>If everyone that talks bad about dave is banned on FBA will there be an overflow of Dave bashing on here?</p>

fezstherapist
11-07-2006, 04:53 PM
<p><font size="3">I loved the bit.</font></p><p><font size="3">i've listened to it five times, and i cackle like an idiot every time</font></p><p><font size="3" /></p><p><font size="3">best ESD bit since Roberto, when i fell in love with dave the first time.</font></p><p><font size="3">I think it has legs too, which would be awesome!</font></p>

Bossanova
11-07-2006, 05:01 PM
Best bit ever.&nbsp; His voice is ridiculous funny.

fezshog
11-07-2006, 06:15 PM
i like the bit because it kinda links the message boards with the show, and i hate dave he should die

Mike from Bklyn
11-07-2006, 06:37 PM
I love ESD. He can do no wrong in my eyes.<img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" /><br />

El Mudo
11-07-2006, 07:40 PM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I won't get to hear tonight's show until maybe tomorrow.</p><p>Could someone please quickly summarize what ESD did to warrant this thread. Thank you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Two words:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Razzle-Dazzle&nbsp;</p><blockquote /><p>&nbsp;</p>

sithlord
11-08-2006, 12:07 PM
&nbsp;Ron kept stepping all over Dave whenever he tried to do the bit, obviously it was worked out that way and added to the bit. Still I had to laugh every time I heard that Razzle Dazzle music. I guess Ron's right the bit would get tired if he did it every day it's better to do it a few times a week or so.

TheMojoPin
11-08-2006, 12:33 PM
I still haven't heard the original bit, but listening today and hearing the intro music I was laughing my face off, especially when Ron started cutting&nbsp;the music&nbsp;off.&nbsp; Maybe it's because I can't listen all the time, but I don't get the Dave hate.&nbsp; I can see how he plays the heel often, but I find his energy and ridiculous arrogance hysterical.&nbsp; And his girlish giggle is dreamy...

AKA
11-08-2006, 12:47 PM
<p>I've never really gotten the Dave hate - right out of the box, there were people ready to pounce on him over any stupid little thing they didn't like - he didn't sound like what they think that role should be, so they were ready to tear him up. Since then he has done and said a lot of stupid things that make it hard to defend him, but the dude really knows the show and loves it and never seems fake or pulling back.</p><p>This bit is a riot - I laughed like an idiot again today, just hearing the theme music, and the lil bit of joy you could hear in Ron's voice.</p>

Marc with a c
11-08-2006, 01:38 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />&nbsp;... ridiculous arrogance hysterical.&nbsp; <p>that is a perfect description of why i like dave.</p>

lleeder
11-08-2006, 02:30 PM
I love when Dave starts it &quot;Rumor has it...&quot;