Bow down to the power of Earl.

[local_jesus]

<p>&nbsp; Until I listened to Ron and Fez, I never believed that the savior was black or that baby dinos could have possibly been on the ark.&nbsp; Now I know that I was blind.&nbsp; Now I know that HE is great and his name is Earl.&nbsp; All hail Earl.</p><p>&nbsp; If you don't believe, feel free to worship with us on weekdays from 12-3pm XM202 at the Sons of Earl Church.</p><p>Keep the Faith.</p><p>local_jesus</p>

[local_jesus]

<p>Here is a testamony from one trucker that is a Son of Earl.</p><p>&nbsp; &quot;I was passing through Austin when I heard that the Longhorns had won by 26.&nbsp; There was so much money flowing that I parked my truck right then and there and told my dispatch to go screw.&nbsp; I'm set for life now all due to my belief in Earl.&quot;</p><p>Keep the Faith,</p><p>local_jesus, Sons of Earl Ministries</p>