Do you like me?

[FMJeff]

<p>According to Fez, nobody likes me. </p><p>It's probably true, but let's see. </p><p>I'm voting no for myself, right off the bat. </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FMJeff on 11-10-06 @ 2:11 PM</span>

[JustJon]

Who am I to go against Fez?<br />

[reeshy]

<p>Jeff,</p><p>I must be honest with you....I don't like your politics or ethics....I don't like the way you come off on the board.....but to be more honest....I like you as a person...I only met you once years ago and you impressed me as a young man who knows what he wants and goes and gets it.....you're a nice guy...&nbsp;</p>

[Fezticle98]

I like you. Do you like me?

[Dan 'Hampton]

Beyond AM, Beyond <strong>FM </strong>, XM Sattelite Radio.<strong /><br />

[angrymissy]

<p>Well, I like you.</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>I think of you like I think of Paris Hilton: I wouldn't want to have to sit across the dinner table talking to you, but I would like to pee in your butt. </p><p>Make of that what you will.</p><p>And why wasn't that a poll option???</p>

[Mike Teacher]

After that call, is it even a question?

[badorties]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. </p><p><img height="197" src="http://otherstuff.laurelandhardycentral.com/pixm/planes.jpg" width="303" border="0" /></p>

[FMJeff]

:(

[FMJeff]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I think of you like I think of Paris Hilton: I wouldn't want to have to sit across the dinner table talking to you, but I would like to pee in your butt. </p><p>Make of that what you will.</p><p>And why wasn't that a poll option???</p><p>done and done :(</p>

[Yerdaddy]

The results of this poll will now be announced at your parents' 50 year anniversary party.

[Jujubees2]

<p><img height="350" src="http://www.richkern.com/vb/Articles/Lions/barney.jpg" width="200" border="0" /></p><p><font size="2">I love you (especially with balls in your mouth), you love me...</font></p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Well, I like you. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>And Liz likes you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>This reminds me of a blocked memory from third grade, when I lamented to a teacher that no one liked me, and she marched me up in front of the room and had everyone raise their hands to tell me they liked me.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FMJeff]

the worst part about it, is i really think fez thinks that way, i mean he's drunk yeah but alcohol is usualyl a truth serum

[A.J.]

<p>&quot;I like you!&nbsp; I really&nbsp;like you!&quot;</p><p><img height="148" src="http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/oscar_web_1.jpg" width="185" border="0" /></p>

[angrymissy]

<p>If&nbsp;no one really liked you, why do people talk to you at events, why did we have a table at our wedding comprised of solely people from here, why would ron and fez have let you go on the show to promote your comedy in SI...</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-10-06 @ 2:35 PM</span>

[FMJeff]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If&nbsp;no one really liked you, why do people talk to you at events, why did we have a table at our wedding comprised of solely people from here, why would ron and fez have let you go on the show to promote your comedy in SI...</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-10-06 @ 2:35 PM</span> <p>its the same five people missy. i'm not joe center of attention. </p>

[angrymissy]

I'm not even going to argue this with you anymore.&nbsp; You know how stupid I think it is.

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If no one really liked you, why do people talk to you at events, why did we have a table at our wedding comprised of solely people from here, why would ron and fez have let you go on the show to promote your comedy in SI...</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-10-06 @ 2:35 PM</span> <p>its the same five people missy. i'm not joe center of attention. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>It's because your song and dance number was out of tune, off-key and you're missing the toe step on the&nbsp; half beats.<br /></p>

[SatCam]

I like you...

...as a friend

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">If Fez says nobody likes you, then nobody likes you. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></font></strong>

[UnknownPD]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If&nbsp;no one really liked you, why do people talk to you at events, why did we have a table at our wedding comprised of solely people from here, why would ron and fez have let you go on the show to promote your comedy in SI...</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-10-06 @ 2:35 PM</span> <p><font size="2">Because they're afraid there posts will be bounced.</font></p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>I know I had problems with you in the past, but I can hardly remember most if it now, so I like you fine.</p><p>The past is done.&nbsp; You haven't done anything to me so we're cool.</p>

[boeman]

<p>I have no reason to not like you... but as I don't really know you I can't say I like you. </p><p>From what I've read online, you seem like a good enough person, so I'll give you a yes.</p>

[angrymissy]

<strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If&nbsp;no one really liked you, why do people talk to you at events, why did we have a table at our wedding comprised of solely people from here, why would ron and fez have let you go on the show to promote your comedy in SI...</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-10-06 @ 2:35 PM</span> <p><font size="2">Because they're afraid there posts will be bounced.</font></p><p>Jeff's not an admin/mod anymore.</p>

[UnknownPD]

<p><font size="2">edited for stupidity</font></p><p><font size="2">. </font></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by UnknownPD on 11-10-06 @ 6:51 PM</span>

[SatCam]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br><strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If no one really liked you, why do people talk to you at events, why did we have a table at our wedding comprised of solely people from here, why would ron and fez have let you go on the show to promote your comedy in SI...</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-10-06 @ 2:35 PM</span> <p><font size="2">Because they're afraid there posts will be bounced.</font></p><p>Jeff's not an admin/mod anymore.</p><p></p>

In that case:

Jeff, you're a nerd and your mom sews your name into your underwear and your glasses are dorky and all the girls at school think you're disgusting

[UnknownPD]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>UnknownPD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If&nbsp;no one really liked you, why do people talk to you at events, why did we have a table at our wedding comprised of solely people from here, why would ron and fez have let you go on the show to promote your comedy in SI...</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-10-06 @ 2:35 PM</span> <p><font size="2">Because they're afraid there posts will be bounced.</font></p><p>Jeff's not an admin/mod anymore.</p><p><font size="2">I was kidding</font></p>

[EffMeBoobs]

I gots no problems with ya jeff.

[Fallon]

I don't really know you. But I don't hate you.<br />

[Marc with a c]

i voted before the butt peeing option, i don't remember how i voted, and it hardly seems to matter at this point.&nbsp; i want to pee in your butt.

[Mike Teacher]

<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br />the worst part about it, is i really think fez thinks that way, i mean he's drunk yeah but alcohol is usualyl a truth serum <p>Nahhhhhh... c'mon dude we've all been at events and heard Fez drunk enough times to know that when Fez drinks he becomes HappyCattyGuy [apologies, Deb].</p><p>He likes to rip on people when drunk, it's a given. If it's a truth serum he sure hated a pile of cool gifts.</p>

[reeshy]

Jeff. why the sudden low self-esteem attack???&nbsp;&nbsp; we like you.....if you have a problem...PM me....seriously...we can talk and I will give you my phome number......just remember....we love you and care about you!!!!!<br />

[Doogie]

I voted you not guilty on all charges.

[sailor]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Well, I like you. </p><p> </p><p>And Liz likes you.</p><p> </p><p>This reminds me of a blocked memory from third grade, when I lamented to a teacher that no one liked me, and she marched me up in front of the room and had everyone raise their hands to tell me they liked me.</p><p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="2">*cringe*&nbsp; </font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="2" /></strong><font size="2">but seriously...who &quot;laments&quot; in the third grade?</font> <br /></p>

[PopPop]

Yes. The whole &quot;pee&quot; thing disturbs me a bit. But that is just me. A hayseed rube.

[FUNKMAN]

<p>i think your swell</p>

[Yerdaddy]

Big question is: Do you count the &quot;pee in my butt&quot; responses as&nbsp;&quot;like me&quot; or &quot;don't like me&quot;? That could swing the vote either way so until you answer that question you're going to be totally fucking tortured.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I like you. But I always got the vibe that you didn't like me. <br />

[Don Stugots]

jeff, i do not really know you to say that i dont like you so i posted yes.&nbsp; you sounded really down when you called in, if so, feel free to reach out to me.&nbsp; i would be happy to lend you an ear.&nbsp; <br />

[ChrisTheCop]

<p>I voted yes, because although I met you only briefly once, you seemed a decent sort. Besides, you helped bring this board to life, and it has given me great pleasure these past 5 years. So, thanks.</p><p>But as far as others liking you, I found it odd that only 5 people from here went to your wedding...I mean, even if you only invited the mods/admins, youd have more than that, and these are (probably) the peopled who know you best. So...maybe that means something, I dunno.</p><p>But again, I voted yes, I like you for what youve given me, and for saying hi to me at some event....which, come to think of it, youre at too few of.&nbsp;</p><p>Suggested reading;</p><p><img width="240" height="240" border="0" src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/038000772X.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg" />&nbsp;</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>ChrisTheCop</strong> wrote:<br /><br /><p>But as far as others liking you, I found it odd that only 5 people from here went to your wedding...I mean, even if you only invited the mods/admins, youd have more than that, and these are (probably) the peopled who know you best. So...maybe that means something, I dunno.</p><br /> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In fairness to Jeff, two people from the board were in the bridal party, as well as a past member of the board, two admins were there, along with several other board people.&nbsp; I would say about 10 people who have posted on the board past or present were at the wedding, not including Jeff and Missy themselves.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Who really gives a fuck if messageboard people like you anyway?</p><p>If you just know the from the messageboard, they're not important to your life.</p><p>If you met them from the messageboard and they're your friends now that see you outside board events, they're not really messageboard friends anymore.&nbsp; They're real life friends you just happened to network with through the messageboard.</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Who really gives a fuck if messageboard people like you anyway?</p><p>If you just know the from the messageboard, they're not important to your life.</p><p>If you met them from the messageboard and they're your friends now that see you outside board events, they're not really messageboard friends anymore. They're real life friends you just happened to network with through the messageboard.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Moe gets it.</p>

[spot]

I like you, just not in <u>that</u> way. <br />

[angrymissy]

<p>i think jeff was just going along with the bit... I can't even tell half the time.</p><p>and we would have invited a million more ppl from the board to our wedding, but there was a $$$ factor going on and we were limited in our guests, jeff is just being silly.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-11-06 @ 6:23 PM</span>

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><font size="1">Do you like me? </font></strong></p><p><font size="1">Eh . . .&nbsp; I'd probably throw you one before Kirstie Alley.</font></p>

[furie]

i never met you so i'm indifferent, but i do cringe when you start threads. what's with all the hate?

[reeshy]

I don't like Ten....Boohoo...comment?????????<br />

[HeyGuy]

<p>I dont know you and I usually dont pay too much attention to everyones posts. But looking at the #'s its pretty close to you not being liked 35 to 31 and with 22 voting for the joke answer it could be true. </p><p>At the end of the day do you really give a shit if the people on the board like you or dont? I have met a few from this board and must say I like the ones I have met (Snoogans, Funk, Alkey, Silera, Spoon) but some I dont like (Justice, Crippler) o wait I like crippler hes my cousin. </p>

[Gvac]

I voted &quot;pee in my butt&quot; only because of Jeff's terrible acting job on the phone yesterday.&nbsp; <img border="0" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" /><br />

[FezPaul]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br />I voted &quot;pee in my butt&quot; only because of Jeff's terrible acting job on the phone yesterday.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wacko.gif" border="0" /><br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2"></font></strong><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier,monospace" size="2">That was really uncomfortable.</font></strong></p>

[fohat]

<p>Jeff, I heard your call to the show Friday and I just want you to repeat after me:</p><p><img width="430" height="337" border="0" src="http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l246/fohat/stuartSmalley.jpg" alt="smalley" title="smalley" />&nbsp;</p>

[reeshy]

Jeff . are you an attention whore??????????? you make a post and sit back and read whats posted....You know what/???? I reached out to you and you don't reply...go fuck yourself you egomanic pornogpher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />

[angrymissy]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Jeff . are you an attention whore??????????? you make a post and sit back and read whats posted....You know what/???? I reached out to you and you don't reply...go fuck yourself you egomanic pornogpher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p>Jeff's aunt is in ICU due to advanced cancer complications, so he's been a little tied up this weekend.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-12-06 @ 1:58 PM</span>

[lleeder]

FmJeff and angrymissy I was reading your posts back and forth was wondering do you two talk about board issues in your personal life or just on the board? It was funny to read two people that are married disussing something in text that they could just say to each other at home. I know its not my business just wondering. Don't worry I'm not part of ESD's Gossip Team.

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Jeff . are you an attention whore??????????? you make a post and sit back and read whats posted....You know what/???? I reached out to you and you don't reply...go fuck yourself you egomanic pornogpher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><p>Jeff's aunt is in ICU due to advanced cancer complications, so he's been a little tied up this weekend.</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by angrymissy on 11-12-06 @ 1:58 PM</span> <p>Ya really didn't have to drop the &quot;Sick Relative&quot; bomb on reeshy, you know he was just kidding.</p>

[bobrobot]

<strong><font color="#000099"><p>***I'm sorry to hear about yer aunt, please disregard the other nonsense!!!***</p><p>&nbsp;</p><font color="#000000" size="1">Do you like me? </font><p>&nbsp;</p></font></strong><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Don't you own this site???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">Can I borrow $10K???</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000099">What was the question???</font></strong></p><p><img height="100" src="http://www.animation-now-and-then.com/images/felix.gif" width="230" border="0" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 11-12-06 @ 3:23 PM</span>

[Reephdweller]

You're a person Jeff. You got that going for you!

[OGC]

<font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">I'm not sure if Ilike you or not. But I am sure I like you more than </font><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/53624/page/look_her.htm#bottom" target="_blank"><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">this guy</font></a><font face="times new roman,times,serif" size="2">.</font>

[angrymissy]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>Ya really didn't have to drop the &quot;Sick Relative&quot; bomb on reeshy, you know he was just kidding.</p><p>I am a little overprotective of Jeff considering what is going on in his real life right now.&nbsp; I guess I'm just being the pissy wife.&nbsp; I think sometimes on message boards, people think of the other posters as this internet entity and forget that they are real people with real life issues going on.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote: <p>Ya really didn't have to drop the &quot;Sick Relative&quot; bomb on reeshy, you know he was just kidding.</p><p>I am a little overprotective of Jeff considering what is going on in his real life right now.&nbsp; I guess I'm just being the pissy wife.&nbsp; I think sometimes on message boards, people think of the other posters as this internet entity and forget that they are real people with real life issues going on.</p><p>You have the right to protect your husband and you are right on the other point of people not remembering there's a real person on the other end of posts.</p><p>I just know that reeshy's been in this game for awhile, been to events and I'm sure there was 0 malice in what he said.</p>

[reeshy]

I'll leave Jeff alone from now on....that a real Boy Scout promise!!!!!!<br />

[super turbo death shark]

voted &quot;pee in my butt&quot; only because i really have to go<br />

[Supervixen]

You made us be in your wedding party- we couldn't exactly say no.

I only like Jeff when he's drunk and talks about dominant cats, anyway.

[Foul_Mouth_Elmo]

<strong>FMJeff</strong> wrote:<br /><p>According to Fez, nobody likes me. </p><p>It's probably true, but let's see. </p><p>I'm voting no for myself, right off the bat. </p><p>
<span class="post_edited">This message was edited by FMJeff on 11-10-06 @ 2:11<br /></span></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>I voted that I hate you and I don't even know you.<br />

[Recyclerz]

<p>I like you.</p><p>Not enough to stick any of my fingers into your loaf pincher, but I like you.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[babybagadonuts]

<strong>badorties</strong> wrote:<br /><p>that's exactly what i was thinkin</p><p>&nbsp;</p>I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get. <p>&nbsp;</p><p><img height="197" src="http://otherstuff.laurelandhardycentral.com/pixm/planes.jpg" width="303" border="0" /></p>

[drusilla]

i like your peacoat

[East Side Dave]

I voted yes!

[PanterA]

<p>I like Jeff.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>But only because Missy paid me to say that.</p><p>JUST KIDDING!!</p>

[mikeyboy]

This thread is the birth of "Pee in My Butt".

[silera]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=40573&page=2

I went to the roots. 2 1/2 years prior Yerdaddy became obsessed with butts and urine in them.

He's a dirty sick individual.

[Death Metal Moe]

This thread is the birth of "Pee in My Butt".

Is it?

Is it really?

Actually, I think the actual birth of "Pee in My butt" is that akward night you spent at your uncle's house.