George Washington...Beheaded?

[Keotok]

<p><a title="Vandals Behead George Washington Statue" href="http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/vandals-behead-george-washington-statue/20061110100809990024?ncid=NWS00010000000001" target="_blank">http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/vandals-behead-george-washington-statue/20061110100809990024?ncid=NWS00010000000001</a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Vandals beheaded a statue of George Washington at one of the world's largest cathedrals and left a dollar bill on what was left of the neck, police said Friday.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Judge Smails]

<p><strong><font size="4">Simpsons did it!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/6f/200px-ProfessorChaos.jpg" border="0" /></p>

[kevcala]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong /><strong>Judge Smails</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font size="4">Simpsons did it!</font></strong></p><p><img border="0" src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/6/6f/200px-ProfessorChaos.jpg" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img width="162" height="100" border="0" src="http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0119116/28959.jpg" /></p><p>&quot;. . perfect.&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">George Washington...Beheaded?</font></strong> </p><p>police are looking to make a bust but i would think that was the sculptors job...</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[A.J.]

<strong>Keotok</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Vandals beheaded a statue of George Washington <strong>at one of the world's largest cathedrals</strong> and left a dollar bill on what was left of the neck, police said Friday.</p><p>I hope this wasn't inspired by some &quot;shock jocks&quot;.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>boy when i was growing up &quot;getting some head&quot; had a whole different meaning</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>we liked to steal lettuce</p>

[Fallon]

You sure it wasn't George Washington <em>Carver</em>?