The 1,000 post club secret

[Gwen]

Dear Mr. Horde King:
What is the big secret of the 1,000 post club? I mean I've been here for quite some time (since April 18th to be exact) and I post fairly regularly (at least once a day if not more) I was just wondering what am I doing wrong? I mean Im barely creeping up on 500 let alone 1000 or 2000 like you and pootertoot, will I ever make it?

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[TheGameHHH]

Gwen, I think it comes down to the simplicity of math. If you post once a day, it will take 1,000 days to reach a thousand posts. That's like over 2 and a half years. I think you have to post like 20-30 times a day in order to see a significant increase in your post numbers, while at the same time creeping closer to 1,000.

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[RF Godfather]

Yeah what he said Gwen.

You will eventually make it to Reef Regular soon enough. Patience is key, Miss Bubbles.

I'm almost there. I'll see you at the top. The view is great I've heard.

I can see my house from here.

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[Sheeplovr]

there should be a name for the poeple past 500

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[RF Godfather]

Sheeplover, what about for the 500+ club call them:
"Ronnie's Towelheads."

I smell Oscar!

GE GE GE!

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[Sheeplovr]

i like the towel head idea send it to carter and jeff

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[HordeKing1]

Gwen, the secret is to have HECLER credit every third post to your account. You'll be there in no time! It's worth the effort though. All the Millenium club members got World Series Tickets from Carter.

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[HordeKing1]

GWEN - Quality is visible with your every post, so are hearby deemed an honorary member.

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[IrishAlkey]

I find insomnia always aids in upping post counts. Just ask Ikea.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Gvac]

Unemployment was a God-send in my case. I highly recommend it!

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[IrishAlkey]

Thanks GVAC! I just quit my job. Where ya wanna start posting?

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[Gvac]

Hey, Alkey, the hell with posting, let's start drinking!

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[Gwen]

an honorary member.


Yay!

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[CYYYFYYY]

I am just posting this so I
can see what post number this
is...........


David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY

[CYYYFYYY]

ONLY 385!!!! I will never get
there!!!!!!!


David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY

[IrishAlkey]

Hey, Alkey, the hell with posting, let's start drinking!

I knew I liked you for a reason...couldn't quite put my finger on it till right now!


Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[EffMeBoobs]

Having no life helps, oh and being completely addicted to the board to the point where you ignore your daily life functions. I come home from work sit down in front of my computer with my keys still in my hand and purse on my shoulder and read the board. Do I have a problem?

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[stump12]

yes i love the towelhead idea, id hate to be stuck on pervert for 2 1/2 years!

gone postal!
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[Gwen]

Do I have a problem?


No way, hun! Your posts rock the house. Im the same way though: I check the board when I first wake up, I check it at lunch time and spend my whole lunch hour on here and then the first thing I do when I get home from work is rot around on it for 2 hrs until Sabrina comes on and then I check it sporadically. Thats why I dont get my lil post count.

I also say bring on a new half way there title. What is the next landmark of postings after become a "reef regular"?

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[Fallon]

Damn I'll never get to 1000! ;)

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[angrymissy]

hmm whats my post count lets see

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[Sheeplovr]

can people who get to 800 have another name to i think it should be
100 300 500 800 then you get the 1000 then when you hit 2000 then 2500 then 3000
all diffrent names

not more like awards you know like when your a Cub scout then bear scout then tigger souct then wolf scout then boy scout but you wont get but raped or have naked pic of you on the internet
{Man cathlic school was hard}
un less you dont mind

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[IrishAlkey]

It's actually quality and not quantity that counts...at least that's what I tell the ladies before any romantic situations arise.

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Pootertoot]

1000 post club? I laugh at you all. I'll be in the solid gold hot tub with the 2k boys.

And yes, it is very gay here. And that's HOW WE LIKE IT.

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[Sheeplovr]

And yes, it is very gay here. And that's HOW WE LIKE IT.




Is that why my ass wont stop bleeding

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[HordeKing1]

POOTERTOOT - Don't let them know about the platinum visa.

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[Noellevious]

POOTERTOOT - Don't let them know about the platinum visa.


We're standing right here, King! ;)

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[HordeKing1]

Did I type that or think it?

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[RF Godfather]

I'll never tell.

So it's gay there huh? Didn't expect any less. I'm inching closer to the promised land. Where's that enema I needed.

"Did I type that or think that?"

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[Noellevious]

I'm inching closer to the promised land.

GET YOUR BALLLLSSSSS OUT!

Did I type that or think it?

I think you might have just said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud. ;-)

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[Captain Rooster]

HK - I will return the RF.net Private Jet on Monday...right after I get back from THE house in the Cayman Islands...

Those Island girls really know how to treat a Reef Regular...

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[RF Godfather]

Those Island girls really know how to treat a Reef Regular...

Island Girls huh... I am so there.

Give me a week or two and I want to cash in on the "fringe benefits" of belonging to the Reefer's club.

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And yes, it is very gay here. And that's HOW WE LIKE IT. Then I better get my tight young virgin ass in gear.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

HK, I'm a little confused. Does Gwen get World Series tickets? :)

I'm quite comfortable in my kiddie pool for now, thank you very much Pootertoot. I will join you in the hot tub someday.

Wow, listen to me make a post count sound like being a communist party member! ;)

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[Chet]

I think I'll stop posting at 1,999

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[HordeKing1]

NYDRAGON - Gwen is sitting above the dugout right now. Since she's only an honorary member though, we limited her to one guest.

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[RF Godfather]

Gwen is sitting above the dugout right now. Since she's only an honorary member though, we limited her to one guest.

Gwen, may I be your guest? Pwease, pwetty pwease Gwenny Bear?

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[Gwen]

Well guys Im sorry, but I scalped the tickets becuase I already had seats for sunday night's game with Pooter & EffMe, we're taking my Leer Jet =)

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[RF Godfather]

You got the "leer jet?"

HordeKing1, can I borrow the keys to that or is that a special jet made only for one, Miss Gwen?

I can't wait to get into first class... do you get extra pillows and an extra packet of Honey Roasted Peanuts on your stay?

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[Gwen]

HordeKing1, can I borrow the keys to that or is that a special jet made only for one, Miss Gwen?


No, silly, Im from Greenwich, if you dont have your own leer jet here, you're just not cool enough, ask vince, he'll tell ya. Lol

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[RF Godfather]

No, silly, Im from Greenwich, if you dont have your own leer jet here, you're just not cool enough, ask vince, he'll tell ya. Lol


Daddy Warbuck's mentioned something about that when I talked to him before.

I guess I'm not cool. I'll retreat to my shed in Jamaica, Queens.

I better get the keys to the executive washroom when I hit the thousand post mark. LOL.

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 11-8-01 @ 8:26 AM