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acehigh06
11-15-2006, 10:41 AM
<p>MY NAME IS BEN BERK AND I WANT TO BE A MOVIE CRITIC. IM NOW STUDYING CINIMATOGRAPHY AND SINCE IM A HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW, IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO BE THEIR OFFICIAL CRITIC!!</p><p>THANS SO MUCH BOYS,</p><p>BEN BERK</p>
Earlshog
11-15-2006, 10:58 AM
<p>do you have a batshit wife?</p><p>how many abortions are you responsible for and do you have receipts?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
LOAF
11-15-2006, 11:06 AM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>do you have a batshit wife?</p><p>how many abortions are you responsible for and do you have receipts?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Yeah you definitely need a batshit wife. I don't think you can JUST review movies</p>
Tall_James
11-15-2006, 11:08 AM
<strong>acehigh06</strong> wrote:<br /><p>IM NOW STUDYING <font color="#ff0033"><strong>CINIMATOGRAPHY</strong> </font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sure your professors think highly of you.</p>
torker
11-15-2006, 12:02 PM
Cinnamontography?&nbsp; Is that like cinnamonbabka?
mikeyboy
11-15-2006, 12:04 PM
How many bad tattoos do you have?
Contra
11-15-2006, 12:29 PM
Have you ever gotten knocked into a pool?
ChimneyFish
11-15-2006, 12:31 PM
<strong>Earlshog</strong> wrote:<br /><p>do you have a batshit wife?</p><p>how many abortions are you responsible for and do you have receipts?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How many bad tattoos do you have? </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,times new roman,times,serif" size="2">If you answered :</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1&nbsp;- NO</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2&nbsp;- 0</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3&nbsp;-&nbsp;&nbsp;o</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">no sale.</font></em></strong></p>
Marc with a c
11-15-2006, 12:35 PM
can i be in your movie?
TheVHD
11-15-2006, 12:38 PM
<p><font size="2">Can you box???</font></p><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H5OpbFkgCM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H5OpbFkgCM</a></p>
Marc with a c
11-15-2006, 12:53 PM
do you think opie is funnier then brian reagan?
Hottub
11-15-2006, 01:10 PM
<p>I'm quite sure FezPaul will really enjoy your reviews.</p><p>And there is nothing I like better than reading reviews THAT ARE DONE WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON!</p><p>Best of luck to you, sir.&nbsp; (I weep for the future)</p>
ralphbxny
11-15-2006, 01:26 PM
You had to have lived in Brooklyn and went to Florida to kill your wife off where she just kills your ability to live as a man!
FezPaul
11-15-2006, 02:49 PM
<strong>acehigh06</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>THANS SO MUCH BOYS,</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/33_20060809PianoThan14.jpghttp://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/33_20061031HRC460.jpg<br /></p>
Dirtybird12
11-15-2006, 03:24 PM
<p>ever fall into a pool?</p>
reillyluck
11-15-2006, 03:27 PM
wasnt this locked this afternoon?
Hottub
11-15-2006, 03:33 PM
Nope!
FreshJ
11-15-2006, 04:28 PM
The most important part of any movie critic is the willingness to Put your Batty Wife into a Home (Kill the Dog) while you have an Affair with "A Saint". Don't forget the Saint.
torker
11-15-2006, 04:51 PM
<p>Since <font size="1">Little Tony DeFranco</font> has been MIA, maybe you could be the offcial movie critic for&nbsp;ronfez.net.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </p>
foodcourtdruide
11-15-2006, 04:59 PM
<strong>acehigh06</strong> wrote:<br /><p>MY NAME IS BEN BERK AND I WANT TO BE A MOVIE CRITIC. IM NOW STUDYING CINIMATOGRAPHY AND SINCE IM A HUGE FAN OF THE SHOW, IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO BE THEIR OFFICIAL CRITIC!!</p><p>THANS SO MUCH BOYS,</p><p>BEN BERK</p><p>I think this plea is a great way to introduce yourself to everyone. The caps were a nice touch.</p>