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Feztonio

11-15-2006, 07:11 PM

I cannot stop laughing at ESD's line on Monday.  It was when Ron was asking ESD how friendly he is on a scale of 1-10, and ESD told him he thought Bronson Pinchot was a 10.After the line there was dead silence.  I think Ron was actually laughing.  All he said after the silence was "FUCK!"Way to go ESD.  Face!

Team_Ramrod

11-15-2006, 07:45 PM

I will agree with you, I think he shocked the hell out of Ronnie with that one.In my opinion Dave is comedy gold... even though some may not like him I think it's good that R&F nabbed him from the hotdog cart before someone else.

FUNKMAN

11-15-2006, 07:50 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: I will agree with you, I think he shocked the hell out of Ronnie with that one.In my opinion Dave is comedy gold... even though some may not like him I think it's good that R&F nabbed him from the hotdog cart before someone else.ditto...

johnniewalker

11-15-2006, 07:54 PM

His encounters with turtle kill me.  I love when he flies off the handle.  Ring and run... thats right   bitchcunt

Billy Staples

11-15-2006, 08:12 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: In my opinion Dave is comedy gold... even though some may not like him I think it's good that R&F nabbed him from the hotdog cart before someone else.Oh right (dripping with sarcasm off the bun)  Schwabs drug store and  than a hot dog cart...of all the hot dog carts in all of the world you had to pick this oneParaphrased with the permission of H. Bogart ESD Line Stuck In My Head....I thought this was more appropriate, this was after they already took out the set of tongs<img height="126" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:8tsCJf1iUE5e8M:http://www.thespoof.com/picstore/misc/vert.xray.ap.jpg" width="116" border="0" />why bother...look at the teeth!   Staples   <img height="113" src="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:FI_89XtP8htiLM:http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/459386/2/istockphoto_459386_boxing_gloves_illustration.jpg" width="113" border="0" /><a href="http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.musc.edu/catalyst/archive/2003/co5-9nail.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.musc.edu/catalyst/archive/2003/co5-9nail.htm&h=158&w=150&sz=11&hl=en&start=11&tbnid=sD3mlL8b4WML0M:&tbnh=97&tbnw=92&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dx-ray%2Bnail%2Bin%2Bhead%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr %3D%26rls%3DGGLG,GGLG:2006-26,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN"></a> 

This message was edited by Billy Staples on 11-16-06 @ 12:34 AM

hammersavage

11-15-2006, 08:26 PM

Not exactly a line but when Dave was talking about Jay Mohr yesterday and kept on saying "Cohise....co..hise" and couldn't understand how to say concise, I nearly pissed my pants.  Dave is gold.

Feztonio

11-15-2006, 08:59 PM

You know what I think was so great about it (aside from the person he picked) is the way he said it.  He said it with such uncertainty, and it totally fit with the mood of the show.  "Bronson Pinchot...?"

ralphbxny

11-15-2006, 09:23 PM

ESD has been great recently...tho Yesterday when he accused Earl of trying to steal west side it was uncomfortable!

This message was edited by ralphbxny on 11-16-06 @ 1:24 AM

Poochie

11-16-2006, 12:10 AM

totally agree, my eyes were watering and damn near ran off the road. i love that orange headed freak.

BoondockSaint

11-16-2006, 02:25 AM

I almost shit myself the other day when he called Turtle "Ding Dong Larry."

OGC

11-16-2006, 02:39 AM

hammersavage wrote: Not exactly a line but when Dave was talking about Jay Mohr yesterday and kept on saying "Cohise....co..hise" and couldn't understand how to say concise, I nearly pissed my pants.  Dave is gold. I think he was trying to say the word cohesive.I agree that the Bronson Pinchot line was great, and that it caught Ron of guard.

Gvac

11-16-2006, 02:49 AM

Dave is definitely at his best when he doesn't overthink a bit and flies from the seat of his pants.  His comments combine a unique mixture of ignorance, naivete, and pure lunacy.  Somehow it works for him.  He's some sort of retarded man-child.

BYOBKenobi

11-16-2006, 06:42 AM

Every time I think I could do Dave's job they get into some discussion about movies or music or sports or something else with a long history of well documented facts and Dave is able to throw some information around that I NEVER thought he could.He's smarter than he leads us to believe and when he's just taking part in the conversation from inside the studio he really brings a nice dynamic to the show.  Sometimes I feel like he's overwhelmed by the board when he's in the bubble and Ron asks him a question, but that's part of his appeal.  He's the everyman in there living the dream.

Febreeze

11-16-2006, 09:35 AM

I didn't hear that line Monday, but I will be taping this weekend to hear it. It sounds very funny. I didn't know what to make of Dave for a while, but he really makes me fucking laugh hard.  He is a fucking retard, but I can relate to that.

lleeder

11-16-2006, 05:09 PM

richg0404 wrote: hammersavage wrote: Not exactly a line but when Dave was talking about Jay Mohr yesterday and kept on saying "Cohise....co..hise" and couldn't understand how to say concise, I nearly pissed my pants.  Dave is gold. I think he was trying to say the word cohesive.I agree that the Bronson Pinchot line was great, and that it caught Ron of guard.Concise con cise expressing much in few words; clear and succint.

This message was edited by lleeder on 11-16-06 @ 9:11 PM

FezPaul

11-16-2006, 05:16 PM

lleeder wrote: richg0404 wrote: hammersavage wrote: Not exactly a line but when Dave was talking about Jay Mohr yesterday and kept on saying "Cohise....co..hise" and couldn't understand how to say concise, I nearly pissed my pants.  Dave is gold. I think he was trying to say the word cohesive.I agree that the Bronson Pinchot line was great, and that it caught Ron of guard.Concise con cise expressing much in few words; clear and succint.This message was edited by lleeder on 11-16-06 @ 9:11 PM It could have been either one. The best part was neither Ron or Fez would give him any help. You could actually hear his brain grinding.

chilibone

11-16-2006, 05:25 PM

i agree, that made me laugh like a little girl