Oh, Deer (a dead one at that) [Archive]

Jujubees2

11-16-2006, 11:11 AM

Sex with a dead deer?  Man this guy is sick. What's the fun if the animal isn't moving around? <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html</a>

LordJezo

11-16-2006, 11:38 AM

This makes me think of this thing that's being passed around right now..  Have you guys seen the video of the hunting couple out in the woods that shoots a bear dead out of the tree and then proceeds to bang on top of the corpse? It's one of the craziest things I have ever seen floating around the net.I wish I could share it with you all.

Gaia

11-16-2006, 11:40 AM

Disguisting.

FUNKMAN

11-16-2006, 12:39 PM

Jujubees2 wrote: Sex with a dead deer?  Man this guy is sick. What's the fun if the animal isn't moving around? <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html</a>are they sure it wasn't Paris Hilton?

Yerdaddy

11-16-2006, 12:41 PM

To be fair, dead deer are total sluts. "As Billy Crystal noted in The Princess Bride (1987), 'There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.'""Uh, I know I'm just a guy that fucks dead animals and all, but did my lawyer just cite The Princess Bride in my defense?"

FUNKMAN

11-16-2006, 12:43 PM

was it a big fat deer? if so he might get convicted of " obestiality "...i made that one up how do you like it?  scale of 1 to 10

FUNKMAN

11-16-2006, 12:47 PM

was it a big dead fat black deer? if so he might get convicted of  " OBESTIALTY NEGROPHILIA "i made that one up to how do you like it? scale of 1 to 10

FUNKMAN

11-16-2006, 12:53 PM

they say it was a deer but it might have been a dog's ass...

DarkHippie

11-16-2006, 12:59 PM

Jujubees2 wrote:  What's the fun if the animal isn't moving around? <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html</a>I feel the same way about boyscouts

johnniewalker

11-16-2006, 01:04 PM

Right on, I hope he wins.  You can't have sex with a dead thing.   If the deer can't consent, you must acquit!

torker

11-16-2006, 01:05 PM

DarkHippie wrote: Jujubees2 wrote:  What's the fun if the animal isn't moving around? <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html">http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html</a>I feel the same way about boyscoutsOh, dear!<img height="192" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/DrSmith.jpg/250px-DrSmith.jpg" width="250" border="0" />

SatCam

11-16-2006, 01:41 PM

Sounds like he bucked the shit out of it

sr71blackbird

11-16-2006, 02:06 PM

What do you call a deer with no eyes?NO IDEAWhat do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?STILL NO IDEAWhat do you call a deer with no legs, no eyes and no dick?STILL NO FUCKIN IDEA

FUNKMAN

11-16-2006, 02:08 PM

was the deer's first name john, cause he might be gay too...

FezPaul

11-16-2006, 02:13 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: was it a big fat deer? if so he might get convicted of " obestiality "...i made that one up how do you like it?  scale of 1 to 10<img height="329" src="http://rangevoting.org/Ojudges.png" width="532" border="0" />

FUNKMAN

11-16-2006, 02:19 PM

rumor has it the guy was racist as well. yeah he could only get into white tail... HAHAHAHAHAHA good grief <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" />

epo

11-16-2006, 02:33 PM

In his defense there is nothing to do in Superior, Wisconsin.  However, DUDE it's a fucking dead animal!

FUNKMAN

11-16-2006, 02:56 PM

FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: was it a big fat deer? if so he might get convicted of " obestiality "...i made that one up how do you like it?  scale of 1 to 10<img height="329" src="http://rangevoting.org/Ojudges.png" width="532" border="0" />there's always one bad egg in the bunch...  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" />thanks FezPaul, at least i know you care...

Bulldogcakes

11-16-2006, 04:20 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: was it a big fat deer? if so he might get convicted of " obestiality "...i made that one up how do you like it? scale of 1 to 10 Yerdaddy wroteTo be fair, dead deer are total sluts.   10 for both of you! <blockquote />

Bulldogcakes

11-16-2006, 04:26 PM

Or Tork, we could do <img border="0" src="http://www.lismemories.com/lis/cast/cast/harris/LIS/third/smithring.jpg" /> "Oh Deer! Ohhh Deeer!! OOOOooooohhhh DEEEeeeerrr!! Whew! I need a cigarette."

A.J.

11-17-2006, 04:04 AM

Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault,Where is PETA in all of this?

Yerdaddy

11-17-2006, 04:13 AM

A.J. wrote:  Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault,  Where is PETA in all of this?Right here<img height="245" src="http://www.aboutfancydress.co.uk/acatalog/a034.jpg" width="200" border="0" />

CaptClown

11-17-2006, 01:27 PM

<img width="224" height="180" border="0" src="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1116061deer1.jpg" /> So now we know what he did after losing to Emmitt.<img width="155" height="255" border="0" src="http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/mario.jpg" />  

This message was edited by CaptClown on 11-17-06 @ 5:28 PM

OGC

11-17-2006, 05:20 PM

We all know the deer was asking for it. They always are. Just look how it was dressed.

keithy_19

11-17-2006, 08:31 PM

torker

11-17-2006, 08:41 PM

keithy_19 wrote: <img src="http://www.politicaldogs.org/uploaded_images/Homer-Simpson-doh-766201.jpg" border="0" width="169" height="218" /> A deer?  A female deer?

Kevin

11-17-2006, 08:46 PM

Oh........ I thought this was Snoogans slamming into a deer again

Justice4all

11-17-2006, 11:46 PM

Nah, he only likes to run over smaller and furrier animals, like Groundhogs.

Drunky McBetidont

11-18-2006, 12:00 AM

don't make him a bad person.             wait a minute... yes it does.

This message was edited by betidont on 11-18-06 @ 4:01 AM

FUNKMAN

11-18-2006, 01:46 AM

this guy was a real woodsman... anytime he saw a dead deer he got wood

Poochie

11-18-2006, 02:25 AM

yeah, we produce deer fuckers & serial killers/cannibals.Go Wisconsin!!