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goatman
11-17-2006, 09:32 PM
<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is it possible that I&rsquo;m not as funny as I think I am?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don&rsquo;t appreciate me?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I cut myself?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Or overeat?</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I guess that I&rsquo;m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p>&nbsp;</p>

IamFogHat
11-17-2006, 09:37 PM
&nbsp;<strong>goatman</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is it possible that I&rsquo;m not as funny as I think I am?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don&rsquo;t appreciate me?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I cut myself?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Or overeat?</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font> <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I guess that I&rsquo;m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font> <p>&nbsp;</p>The real question is, where is IamnotaTool?&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

Keotok
11-17-2006, 10:18 PM
<strong>goatman</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is it possible that I&rsquo;m not as funny as I think I am?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don&rsquo;t appreciate me?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I cut myself?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Or overeat?</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font> <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I guess that I&rsquo;m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font> <p>&nbsp;</p>&nbsp;<span class="postdetails"><strong>Location:</strong> virginia</span><p>&nbsp;</p>

Drunky McBetidont
11-18-2006, 12:16 AM
<strong>goatman</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is it possible that I&rsquo;m not as funny as I think I am?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don&rsquo;t appreciate me?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I cut myself?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><strong><u>Or overeat?</u></strong></font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I guess that I&rsquo;m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>are you a great big fat person?&nbsp; if so,&nbsp; would ya?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>seriously, we are only as funny as we think we are.&nbsp; or as funny as other people think we are.&nbsp; or as funny as the rediculous size of&nbsp;our paychecks are.</p><p>i try to over-eat whenever i can (hedonism rules.)&nbsp; i never tried to cut myself, but i am often very self-destructive. as far as being under appretiated, i have to ask myself, &quot;how often do i compliment people around me every day?&quot;&nbsp; what goes up... must come down.&nbsp; you gotta give it away before you get it back (enough cliches for you?)&nbsp;&nbsp;remember: everyone is as insecure as you.&nbsp; remember that and all is good&nbsp;budday.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="18" height="18" /></p>

MrPink
11-18-2006, 12:36 AM
fuckin cunt motjafucka

FUNKMAN
11-18-2006, 01:44 AM
<strong>goatman</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is it possible that I&rsquo;m not as funny as I think I am?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don&rsquo;t appreciate me?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I cut myself?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Or overeat?</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"></font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>what do you expect, you're a goat MAN!</p>

Poochie
11-18-2006, 02:32 AM
<p>yes it is entirely possible you are a tool and don't know it.</p><p>why don't you post something you think is funny and we'll bash you...i mean critique you</p><p>you may overeat cause your bored, unloved and not really attractive. I know thats why I do.</p>

Sheeplovr
11-18-2006, 02:36 AM
happy birthday<br />

JimmyDuvet
11-18-2006, 04:08 AM
<p>I'll be at the Jackson Steakhouse in Williamsburg tonight. How about y'all come by and I'll reassure you that you are great (or really do suck).</p>

torker
11-18-2006, 04:50 AM
My diagnosis: chronic halitosis.

Death Metal Moe
11-18-2006, 05:14 AM
<strong>goatman</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is it possible that I&rsquo;m not as funny as I think I am?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don&rsquo;t appreciate me?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Why do I cut myself?</font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Or overeat?</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">I guess that I&rsquo;m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.</font></p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">&nbsp;</font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>Point 1: It may be possible but I won't judge you on this one post, you seem like you were in a bad place at the time.</p><p>Point 2: You may be attracted to people who aren't right for you, or&nbsp; you may have expectations that no person can meet.&nbsp; You might be expecting unreasonable things from people.&nbsp; Don't forget, they're imperfect just like you and me.</p><p>&nbsp;Point 3: I don't know, I'm not a teenage girl.&nbsp; But seriously, I never got that shit.&nbsp; Only time I ever cut myself was digging into my fingers to get metal spurs and splinters out of them working as a carpenter.</p><p>&nbsp;Point 4: Because food is delicious.</p>

Tenbatsuzen
11-18-2006, 05:17 AM
<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />happy birthday<br /> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>OK, that made me giggle.&nbsp; Well played.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
11-18-2006, 07:40 AM
<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>goatman</strong> wrote:<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Is it possible that I&rsquo;m not as funny as I think I am?</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Why do I always seem to get involved with people that don&rsquo;t appreciate me?</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Why do I cut myself?</font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">Or overeat?</font></p><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font> <p class="MsoNormal"><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">I guess that I&rsquo;m just looking for some positive encouragement, but hilarious bashing would also be appreciated.</font></p><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"> </font> <p> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>for the last week of so, i have felt the same way. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>