Earl vs. Dave: who do you rescue?

[Brujo]

Both Earl and Dave are hanging off a cliff, and you can only save one of them. Who do you rescue?

[TheMojoPin]

Dave makes for better radio, but Earl seems to be the better human being, by FAR.  Sorry, Dave...we'll always have replays.

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">BEC representin'.</font></strong>

[PapaBear]

<p>I'd save Earl. You'd be wasting your time saving Dave. After a week of Dave running the board, Ron would kill him. They'd both end up dead.</p>

[whiskyriver]

bye bye Dave

[Gvac]

<p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ESD.jpg?t=1163974181" border="0" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p><img src="http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/ESD.jpg?t=1163974181" border="0" width="297" height="600" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&quot;Hey, Boo!&quot;</p><p>Yikes.</p>

[spot]

Earl..Dave is too silly to actually die.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>That's a tough one.&nbsp; I'm gonna say Earl because he played Unhallowed's stuff on the show.</p><p>Peace ya Pasty Turd!&nbsp; </p>

[DarkHippie]

I feel like Dave will crash in a puff of smoke and be ready to catch the road runner in the next scene

[spoon]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That's a tough one.&nbsp; I'm gonna say Earl because he played Unhallowed's stuff on the show.</p><p>Peace ya Pasty Turd!&nbsp; </p><p>Then I'll definitely go the other way for playing that fucking shit.&nbsp; It always comes down to Moe on anything huh?</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That's a tough one.&nbsp; I'm gonna say Earl because he played Unhallowed's stuff on the show.</p><p>Peace ya Pasty Turd!&nbsp; </p><p>Then I'll definitely go the other way for playing that fucking shit.&nbsp; It always comes down to Moe on anything huh?</p><p>You need to ask the question?&nbsp; You started a 1 man campaign against me because you think it does, so I guess the question is already answered for you.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Mommy! Mommy! Moe and Spoon are fighting again!</font></strong> <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" width="18" height="18" />

[K.C.]

<p>Earl makes me money...Dave mildly annoys me. </p><p>I think that about settles it for me. </p>

[cupcakelove]

Earl is the only one able to run the board.&nbsp; And I believe Dave only has a few years left anyways.

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Mommy! Mommy! Moe and Spoon are fighting again!</font></strong> <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" width="18" height="18" /> <p>Are all the posters gonna hide in the corner now, like when Angry Ron stops into the show?</p>

[johnniewalker]

<p>&nbsp;</p><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="2" face="courier new,courier">Mommy! Mommy! Moe and Spoon are fighting again!</font></strong> <img width="18" height="18" border="0" title="Cry" alt="Cry" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/53851/currentpage/1/messageid/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="2" face="Verdana" color="#666655">&quot;I wanna tell you all a story bout the Harper Valley widow wife<br />
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley's Junior High<br />
Well her daughter come home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play<br />
And she said mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA</font>...&quot;</p>

[AnomalisticAnna]

I'd let Dave fall to his peril, but only cuz&nbsp;I wanna hear&nbsp;his retarded&nbsp;woman scream on&nbsp;the way down. That shit puts me in stitches.

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That's a tough one.&nbsp; I'm gonna say Earl because he played Unhallowed's stuff on the show.</p><p>Peace ya Pasty Turd!&nbsp; </p><p>Then I'll definitely go the other way for playing that fucking shit.&nbsp; It always comes down to Moe on anything huh?</p><p><img src="http://www.j-taubert.de/event_2003/Troll.jpg" border="0" width="557" height="989" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

That's some pretty blue hair.

[jsmigley]

I could'nt vote.....I guess I'm a sap I like em both. But Clearly Earl has the early edge.

[Dougie Brootal]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br />That's some pretty blue hair. <p>he just shampooed it.</p><p>he usually takes like 20 minute showers with several different conditioners....thats alot of hair ya know!</p>

[shittyhambrgers]

i didnt need a hypothetical situation for that one.&nbsp; earl vs. dave made it clear enough -- EARL on every level.&nbsp; except skin color.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />&nbsp; only foolin'.

[spoon]

<strong>douggrasso</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>That's a tough one.&nbsp; I'm gonna say Earl because he played Unhallowed's stuff on the show.</p><p>Peace ya Pasty Turd!&nbsp; </p><p>Then I'll definitely go the other way for playing that fucking shit.&nbsp; It always comes down to Moe on anything huh? </p><p>You see doug, you could be asking either of us that same question.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>if i had gloves on it would be dave.</p><p>barehanded, earl.</p>

[Marc with a c]

<p>if i had gloves on it would be dave.</p><p>barehanded, earl.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I'm surprised at the landslide occuring... Maybe it's just cause I'm an ESD supporter but I'm a bit upset over this. I hope he's okay, He's watching you know. ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh!</p><p>&nbsp;This is a tough one, I like Dave but&nbsp;does saving him over Earl make me a racist?</p>

[Coach]

Bye Dave...say hi to the pit...you'll fit in real well here. Level 7 with the sodomites

[buckcorncobb]

<p>If I had to grab either Dave or Earl's hand I would have to pick Earl.I would not want my hand covered in jelly and dog hair tring to save Dave.Plus Earl makes the show work so well in the background.</p><p>Dan</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by buckcorncobb on 11-20-06 @ 10:48 AM</span>

[LOAF]

I had to vote for Earl. What would I do without the &quot;Black Rock Coalition&quot;

[Furtherman]

Judging by Earl's weak handshake, I doubt he would even be able to hold on.

[runnerkid]

I would save Earl if he split his record collection with me.&nbsp;

[MadMatt]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Mommy! Mommy! Moe and Spoon are fighting again!</font></strong> <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" width="18" height="18" /> <p>Are all the posters gonna hide in the corner now, like when Angry Ron stops into the show?</p><p>I'm not hiding.&nbsp; But I also think the simile &quot;arguing on the internet [message boards] is like competeing in the special olympics,&quot; has merit.&nbsp; </p><p>And I don't know who I would save.&nbsp; Do I really have to choose one?</p>

[lleeder]

I rescue Earl. I like Dave but we can't have him running the board with 5 minutes of dead air, fumbling and stuttering like last Monday' show.

[watson]

have to save Earl, Dave dying would save us the job of Dave needing to be neutered before he can breed

[FuckinStarvin]

Earl's the only dark pigmented money maker in town, gotta go in after my budday Mr. Perfect.

[Rockvillejoe]

one is funny, the other is not. esd gets pulled up, only to watch him slip on some jelly and fall off the cliff by his own clumsiness...

[Krieger]

I'd save earl only if he promised not to play such boring old music and if he'd fucking finally do &quot;extreme sports&quot; which he never did in summer! Or I'd save Dave if he actually tried to get Ron back with a cowbell, theres no way in Hell it would hit Ron but to hear Ron's reaction and dave's demise would be great. GREAT!

[Devo37]

<p>i'd tie a rope to a rock, throw it over the cliff (inigo montoya style) and let them figure out who climbs up first.</p><p>&nbsp;then i'd jump in the river and save the baby that Al Dukes wouldn't. </p>

[Dash77]

<p><strong><em><font size="4">Earl has won me money, and Dave gives me a headache.</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font size="4">ESD SUCKS ASS...</font></em></strong></p>

[dereckfishboy]

<p>ESD drops based on the fact that he looks like a burn victim. No point making children uncomfortable.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dereckfishboy on 11-21-06 @ 9:31 AM</span>

[Awesome Man]

earl knows everything...dave thinks he does....who do we need more in this world?

[MasterSoySauce]

<p>i clicked earl, dave is funny, but earl would be more grateful and prolly give me some cd's and tickets. </p>

[lindak]

Earl.&nbsp; ESD is retarded.

[pittphantoms]

<p>How is this even a question?</p><p>You have to save Mr. Perfect!</p><p>Now if it was ESD or a piece of three-year old fruit cake... then it would be a much harder decision...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Earl, we got any fruitcake back there?</p>

[boeman]

Hell, I'd be too drunk to save either of them.

[dannyssack]

Have a nice&nbsp;fall ESD! HAHA!