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ShelleBink

11-21-2006, 06:00 AM

I read Fuzzy's post and was reminded how I regard a lot of people on here like family.  So have at it, the first annual unoffical RonFez.Net Virtual Thanksgiving.  Tell us what your bringing, and feel free to pick a fight with one of your family members ((please, keep it fun))I'm bringin Pumpkin Pie... and ice cream since Amy usually needs help scooping hers when she's piss ass drunk.

Tenbatsuzen

11-21-2006, 06:02 AM

I'll bring what I'm bringing to the real deal, and that's football snacks... Pigs In a BlanketArtichoke DipChips and Salsa and GuacI'll also bring the Xbox 360.

Dougie Brootal

11-21-2006, 06:03 AM

im bringing a gallon of jack daniels and im hitting on shelle all night (only to discover that we are 3rd cousins....AFTER I BANG HER!)       sorry shelle<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" width="18" height="18" /> miss old emoticons...

ShelleBink

11-21-2006, 06:04 AM

No potato soup?

grlNIN

11-21-2006, 06:05 AM

Hostility and a closet full of skeletons?

ShelleBink

11-21-2006, 06:07 AM

douggrasso wrote: im bringing a gallon of jack daniels and im hitting on shelle all night (only to discover that we are 3rd cousins....AFTER I BANG HER!)       sorry shelle<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" width="18" height="18" /> miss old emoticons... 3rd cousin sex = teh hot.

dereckfishboy

11-21-2006, 06:09 AM

Pot brownies, same as every other Thanksgiving

FUNKMAN

11-21-2006, 06:35 AM

i'm gonna loosen my belt and fart alot

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 06:36 AM

dereck, good choice. i will be bringing rice balls and potote crouquets, my grammys recipe.  i also will be stealing shelles underwear while she is have sex with Doug, BTW, i am also stealing your sunglasses.

Death Metal Moe

11-21-2006, 06:39 AM

Aggie

11-21-2006, 06:43 AM

I'll bring a big ole fried turkey and cornbread dressing.But I'm not eating in the same room as Shelle, she'll get more attention than me.

ShelleBink

11-21-2006, 06:45 AM

Aggie wrote: I'll bring a big ole fried turkey and cornbread dressing.But I'm not eating in the same room as Shelle, she'll get more attention than me.  But but but... I love teh Aggie.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 06:46 AM

aggie, if you wear a low cut shit, i will not take my eyes off of you.  deal?

OGC

11-21-2006, 06:46 AM

I'm bringing the polar vanilla seltzer and Gvac's hat.

FUNKMAN

11-21-2006, 06:48 AM

i'll bring a few nice bottles of zinfadel(comes in red you know)i'm also gonna mix my corn niblets, sweet peas, and mashed potatas all together...

Aggie

11-21-2006, 06:49 AM

Deal Stu.I love teh Shelle too but sisters fight all the time, everyone was being to lovey!

This message was edited by Aggie on 11-21-06 @ 10:50 AM

Dougie Brootal

11-21-2006, 06:50 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote:  Doug, BTW, i am also stealing your sunglasses. <<<<<<< you mean these sunglasses?

Stankfoot

11-21-2006, 06:52 AM

<img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/guinness.jpg" border="0" /> <img src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/white_castle.jpg" border="0" /> I'm bringing Guinness and White Castles ......

ShelleBink

11-21-2006, 06:53 AM

i'll pour gravy down aggie's low cut shirt.

grlNIN

11-21-2006, 06:54 AM

I'll bring my Guiness towel and use it as a bib while i sit directly across from Tall James.

ShelleBink

11-21-2006, 06:54 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: aggie, if you wear a low cut shit, i will not take my eyes off of you. deal? oh wait, wtf is low cut shit?

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 07:04 AM

ShelleBink wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: aggie, if you wear a low cut shit, i will not take my eyes off of you. deal? oh wait, wtf is low cut shit?  cut me some slack on the typos, i havent slept yet since yesterday morning.  sorry. Doug, yes those glasses.  Shelle, i triple dog dare you to pour gravy down her shirt, but not until i get a piece of bread to dunk down there after that.

Furtherman

11-21-2006, 07:08 AM

I'm bringing Sweet Potatoes. What I'm not bringing is carrot salad, and the first person who asks me if I want some is getting the stupid turket shaped candle shoved up their nose.

Dougie Brootal

11-21-2006, 07:09 AM

Furtherman wrote: I'm bringing Sweet Potatoes. What I'm not bringing is carrot salad, and the first person who asks me if I want some is getting the stupid turket shaped candle shoved up their nose.hey, you want some carrot salad? <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="18" height="18" />miss old emoticons.

ShelleBink

11-21-2006, 08:21 AM

I need more guests!  ESD is invited, as long as I keep my dog out of sight.

Furtherman

11-21-2006, 08:26 AM

douggrasso wrote: hey, you want some carrot salad? <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="18" height="18" />miss old emoticons.YOU'RE GETTING THIS DOUG!<img src="http://www.woodyoulikeit.com/images/big/turkey-candle02.jpg" border="0" width="172" height="205" />

Jujubees2

11-21-2006, 08:44 AM

I'll bring the brussel sprouts (they make great ammo for a food fight).  And for desert, my speciality, Pumpkin Cheesecake!<img src="http://www.abc.net.au/centralwest/stories/Check_it_O_m1128267.jpg" border="0" width="150" height="125" />

Jujubees2

11-21-2006, 08:46 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: dereck, good choice. i will be bringing rice balls and potote crouquets, my grammys recipe.  i also will be stealing shelles underwear while she is have sex with Doug, BTW, i am also stealing your sunglasses. Stugots, You know you can take something for that, maybe a soothing cream.  Don't they itch?

AppleBoy

11-21-2006, 08:55 AM

I'll bring a ham and a bottle of sauvignon blanc.

Tenbatsuzen

11-21-2006, 11:11 AM

ShelleBink wrote: I need more guests!  ESD is invited, as long as I keep my dog out of sight. Good news: Junior from DEI is coming. Bad news: It's Tony. Do you have enough?

Contra

11-21-2006, 01:12 PM

I want to bring honey glazed ham slices, and I triple chocolate cake.

lindak

11-21-2006, 01:20 PM

I am making rice krispie treats, pumpkin cheesecake, potato salad and brussel sprouts too.And drinking alot.

Hottub

11-21-2006, 01:28 PM

Since I have a previous engagement, I'm going to be a litlte late. I'll bring beer and chips (as I am expected to do.)Then I will drink too much, make off-color jokes, stare at all of your boobies, then vomit. I wanna be that guy for once.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-surprised.gif" border="0" alt="Surprised" title="Surprised" width="18" height="18" />

This message was edited by Hottub on 11-21-06 @ 5:29 PM

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 01:31 PM

i will bring my Sausage stuffing....Cant have a sausage party, i mean Thanksgiving without sausage stuffing!

Hottub

11-21-2006, 01:37 PM

Don't worry, reilly. I'm bringing a Chorizo for you!   <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-surprised.gif" border="0" alt="Surprised" title="Surprised" width="18" height="18" />

SatCam

11-21-2006, 01:42 PM

ShelleBink wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: aggie, if you wear a low cut shit, i will not take my eyes off of you. deal? oh wait, wtf is low cut shit?

That's the kind of crack that stugots smokes

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 01:44 PM

Hottub wrote: Don't worry, reilly. I'm bringing a Chorizo for you!   <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-surprised.gif" border="0" alt="Surprised" title="Surprised" width="18" height="18" /> somehow i set that one up for you....http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m140/FreeSpiritTwelve/CuttingUp.gif

El Mudo

11-21-2006, 02:48 PM

I'm in...

And bringing this stuff for a li'l Maryland Flavor

http://img.timeinc.net/southern/images/travel_ss/food/259404/p_marylandFF_p.jpg

http://www.old-bay.com/assets/OB3Home_042406_1.jpg

And I'll bring this guy for you personally Shelle:

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/09/27/PH2005092702054.jpg

Bill From Yorktown

11-21-2006, 02:52 PM

the cranberries in a can - the kind that go BLOOP when you pour them out (sorry Ronnie I like them better) and some chestnuts to roast

OGC

11-21-2006, 03:02 PM

I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yet<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8376/mashedyj8.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="270" />

FezPaul

11-21-2006, 03:08 PM

richg0404 wrote: I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yet<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8376/mashedyj8.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="270" />Unfortunately, because of the continuing emoticon crisis, I am unable to respond to a picture of mashed potatoes with clappy hands.I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.

SinA

11-21-2006, 03:10 PM

I'll try to bring two dishes, maybe string bean casserole and sweet potatoes. Hopefully, Mom won't drop the sweet potatoes in the driveway... again.And I'm bumming cig's all night, so bring extra.

This message was edited by SinA on 11-22-06 @ 12:12 AM

Hottub

11-21-2006, 03:18 PM

FezPaul wrote: richg0404 wrote: I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yetUnfortunately, because of the continuing emoticon crisis, I am unable to respond to a picture of mashed potatoes with clappy hands.I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.Got you covered, bud.<img src="http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/clapsmiley.gif" border="0" width="48" height="32" />

FezPaul

11-21-2006, 03:25 PM

Hottub wrote: FezPaul wrote: richg0404 wrote: I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yetUnfortunately, because of the continuing emoticon crisis, I am unable to respond to a picture of mashed potatoes with clappy hands.I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.Got you covered, bud.<img src="http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/clapsmiley.gif" border="0" width="48" height="32" />Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you.

Dougie Brootal

11-21-2006, 03:30 PM

<hr color="cococo" align="left">FezPaul wrote: richg0404 wrote: I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yet<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8376/mashedyj8.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="270" />Unfortunately, because of the continuing emoticon crisis, I am unable to respond to a picture of mashed potatoes with clappy hands.I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.<hr color="cococo" align="left">

<insert rolling on floor laughing smiley>
funniest post ever

reillyluck

11-21-2006, 03:33 PM

douggrasso wrote: FezPaul wrote: richg0404 wrote: I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yet<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8376/mashedyj8.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="270" />Unfortunately, because of the continuing emoticon crisis, I am unable to respond to a picture of mashed potatoes with clappy hands.I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. funniest post ever the continuing emoticon crisisIM INCONSOLABLE!

Bulldogcakes

11-21-2006, 04:29 PM

I'll bring some sweet potato french fries, and my amazing cranberry-orange sauce. Plus a couple cakes from the store. Maybe a nice pumkin-toasted walnut cheesecake and a some nice, light as a feather chocolate truffles.     Can I bring my pooches? I hate going anywhere without them. PLus the puppy is soooooooooo cute right now. 8 weeks old.

This message was edited by Bulldogcakes on 11-21-06 @ 8:36 PM

Landblast

11-21-2006, 04:52 PM

i will be bringing and making my gravy made from scratch, if at least 12 oz of drippings are not available, i will bring my own.  i know you guys are gonna love it.

Fez4PrezN2008

11-21-2006, 08:01 PM

I am bringing the Jello Salad (apparently with olives this year... sorry i was drunk when I made it)<img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9ibyGbR2GNFcBkA6_KjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN 0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11suftd81/EXP=1164257873/**http%3a//mimiandmarge.com/images/jello.jpg" border="0" width="190" height="207" />while the others are stealing your underwear and glasses, I will be rifling through your medicine cabinets to see if you remembered to take your pill this morning or any other embarassing conditions. Thanks for the invite !

suggums

11-21-2006, 08:08 PM

ill bring the placeholders for everyones seat at the table.  we've got mikeyboy presiding at one end, where else do you all want to sit?

PapaBear

11-21-2006, 08:08 PM

I'm always good for my crab stuffed mushrooms. Of course there will be plenty of rum and Diet Coke. Bring your own, if you don't want Diet.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 08:48 PM

reillyluck wrote: douggrasso wrote: FezPaul wrote: richg0404 wrote: I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yet<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8376/mashedyj8.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="270" />Unfortunately, because of the continuing emoticon crisis, I am unable to respond to a picture of mashed potatoes with clappy hands.I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. funniest post ever the continuing emoticon crisisIM INCONSOLABLE! i can try to console you.

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 07:32 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: the continuing emoticon crisisIM INCONSOLABLE! i can try to console you.   you're a good egg stu!EDIT: i spelled You're your....lol

This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-22-06 @ 11:35 AM

El Mudo

11-22-2006, 08:36 AM

reillyluck wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: the continuing emoticon crisisIM INCONSOLABLE! i can try to console you. you're a good egg stu!EDIT: i spelled You're your....lol This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-22-06 @ 11:35 AM  Meh....he just wants to pee in your butt

MadMatt

11-22-2006, 08:40 AM

I will be bringing the Garlic Baby.Just Jon mentioned it in another thread and I have a great recipe...

Don Stugots

11-22-2006, 08:43 AM

El Mudo wrote: reillyluck wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: the continuing emoticon crisisIM INCONSOLABLE! i can try to console you. you're a good egg stu!EDIT: i spelled You're your....lol This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-22-06 @ 11:35 AM Meh....he just wants to pee in your butt   nah, steph is sweet and innocent.  i wouldnt defile her.  now, vedder on the other hand.  p.s. mudo, happy birthday.

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 08:43 AM

El Mudo wrote: reillyluck wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: the continuing emoticon crisisIM INCONSOLABLE!i can try to console you. you're a good egg stu!EDIT: i spelled You're your....lolThis message was edited by reillyluck on 11-22-06 @ 11:35 AM Meh....he just wants to pee in your butt  (rolling on the floor smiley guy goes here)

wkj

11-22-2006, 08:44 AM

STUGOTS1 wrote: ShelleBink wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: aggie, if you wear a low cut shit, i will not take my eyes off of you. deal? oh wait, wtf is low cut shit?  cut me some slack on the typos, i havent slept yet since yesterday morning.  sorry. Doug, yes those glasses.  Shelle, i triple dog dare you to pour gravy down her shirt, but not until i get a piece of bread to dunk down there after that.   I'm bringing King Crab legs because I know you are allergic to shellfish.

Death Metal Moe

11-22-2006, 08:46 AM

ShelleBink

11-22-2006, 08:46 AM

Tenbats: Its okay Tony Jr comes, I'll follow him home and track down Dale Jr.  Its all a part of the big plan mwahahaha.Mudo: You can bring hottie football dude.  I will eat mashed potatoes off of his naked bodyBulldogcakes: Doggies are welcome, of course!  They're family too!And everyone else, keep the food comin' Now I'm starvin'

JamMaster

11-22-2006, 10:08 AM

Three words...lemon meringue pie<img src="http://www.pbase.com/image/42137446.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="221" />

JustJon

11-22-2006, 11:09 AM

I'm bringing this guy  ------->  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

Fez4PrezN2008

11-22-2006, 12:22 PM

ShelleBink wrote:  Doggies are welcome, of course!  They're family too!Awsome ! I am bringing my pooch "Cutie Pie" over then...<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/uglydog.jpg" border="0" width="370" height="278" />Just be sure to approach him from the right side where his "good" eye is.

ChimneyFish

11-22-2006, 12:30 PM

richg0404 wrote: I'm suprized no one has volunteered to bring these yet<img src="http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8376/mashedyj8.jpg" border="0" width="360" height="270" />Sorry. I thought it would just be understood that I was bringing the mashed potatoes.I'll be in the corner killing a bottle of Catain Morgans, while I bounce Sheepy on my knee and tell him  stories about "the good ol' days".

MadMatt

11-22-2006, 12:31 PM

JustJon wrote: I'm bringing this guy  ------->  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> Please tell me that means that the "old" emoticon's are coming back.[Fingers are Crossed]

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 12:33 PM

Hottub

11-22-2006, 12:38 PM

I'll be in the corner killing a bottle of Catain Morgans, while I bounce Sheepy on my knee and tell him  stories about "the good ol' days".Good luck to you and your knee if you are going to bounce sheepy.

Death Metal Moe

11-22-2006, 12:52 PM

Hottub wrote: I'll be in the corner killing a bottle of Catain Morgans, while I bounce Sheepy on my knee and tell him  stories about "the good ol' days".Good luck to you and your knee if you are going to bounce sheepy.Come on, he's got feelings too.