How many times have you not had sex? [Archive]

Yerdaddy

11-21-2006, 03:37 PM

This is a follow up to <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/69/Topic/53922/page/How_many_times_have_you_had_sex_" target="_blank">How many times have you had sex?,</a>  <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/52/Topic/53917/page/How_Many_People_Have_You_Slept_With_.htm">How Many People Have You Slept With?</a> and <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/75/Topic/53078/page/fuggin_fuggetaboutit_.htm">fuggin fuggetaboutit!</a>. It, like the others before it, is a complete waste of time, and an attempt by me to gain attention for myself and to get the ladies of the board to talk about sex, think about sex, reminisce about sex, and maybe, eventually, post pictures of them having sex that I can then masturbate to. Then count that as another person I've slept with in the "How many people have you slept with?" thread. Again.So, the question is: Think about all the people who have turned you down for sex, (or dating, which is more realistic in the way we usually operate: unless you people are walking around going "wanna fuck?" like hayseeds [another word that should be posted in every thread, in my opinion.]), and estimate how many that number is compared to the people you've slept with. So far I'm counting all of you, but that could change if the pictures start popping up. How many times have you been rejected?

BYOBKenobi

11-21-2006, 03:41 PM

I have been turned down quite a bit... or been with chicks that don't give it up pretty regularly... so i figure the safest answer is just pee in my butt

CaptClown

11-21-2006, 03:43 PM

You can't get a hit if you don't stand in the batter's box.

This message was edited by CaptClown on 11-21-06 @ 7:44 PM

Recyclerz

11-21-2006, 03:53 PM

I'd like to vote in this poll but the exponent function doesn't seem to be active.I agree with Capt. Clown's assessment though.

SinA

11-21-2006, 03:55 PM

FezPaul

11-21-2006, 04:30 PM

I'm not having sex right now.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:45 PM

I wouldn't turn down peeing in your butt. Or vice versa.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 04:49 PM

i voted #8, i have been turned down alot in my time.  damn that Winnie Cooper.  Seriously, early in my life i had no game, no pimp hand.  god i was a mess.  i guess that is one of the reasons i had so many bad relationships and 2 failed marriages. 

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:51 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: i voted #8, i have been turned down alot in my time. damn that Winnie Cooper. Seriously, early in my life i had no game, no pimp hand. god i was a mess. i guess thatis one of the reasons i had so many bad relationships and 2 failed marriages.  I guess you didn't know that pee in the butt was key.  Besides, it would have helped if you had Marc's sneakers.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 04:52 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i voted #8, i have been turned down alot in my time. damn that Winnie Cooper. Seriously, early in my life i had no game, no pimp hand. god i was a mess. i guess thatis one of the reasons i had so many bad relationships and 2 failed marriages. I guess you didn't know that pee in the butt was key. Besides, it would have helped if you had Marc's sneakers. well, i was trying to answer honestly.

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 04:56 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i voted #8, i have been turned down alot in my time. damn that Winnie Cooper. Seriously, early in my life i had no game, no pimp hand. god i was a mess. i guess thatis one of the reasons i had so many bad relationships and 2 failed marriages. I guess you didn't know that pee in the butt was key. Besides, it would have helped if you had Marc's sneakers. well, i was trying to answer honestly.  My bad.  I'm sorry.  I'll take back the pee in the butt comment, but not Marc's sneakers. In all honesty though...you now have Regina......so it's all good now.  Plus you gain experience and know what's good or bad.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 05:02 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: EffMeBoobs wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: i voted #8, i have been turned down alot in my time. damn that Winnie Cooper. Seriously, early in my life i had no game, no pimp hand. god i was a mess. i guess thatis one of the reasons i had so many bad relationships and 2 failed marriages. I guess you didn't know that pee in the butt was key. Besides, it would have helped if you had Marc's sneakers. well, i was trying to answer honestly. My bad. I'm sorry. I'll take back the pee in the butt comment, but not Marc's sneakers. In all honesty though...you now have Regina......so it's all good now. Plus you gain experience and know what's good or bad.  without a doubt.  i am lucky that she knows me for so long and knows the real me and never judged me on my past, partying or lameness.  she always "got" me and never needed things about me to be explained.  weather its my role in my family or my brand of humor or my introverted ways she understood them and excepts them.  exwife #2 (when i was at my lowest as far as self esteem) would hold my past over my head like peed on the floor or something.  She also, never got the joke.  ex wife #1 just wasnt ready to be married and neither was i.  live and learn.

johnniewalker

11-21-2006, 05:07 PM

Does a handy count as being rejected?

Sheeplovr

11-21-2006, 05:13 PM

don't you break up my friends marrige Stugots!

Yerdaddy

11-21-2006, 05:13 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: I wouldn't turn down peeing in your butt. Or vice versa. Can that be PMed? Because THAT would make me excited.

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 05:15 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: don't you break up my friends marrige Stugots!  why would i do that?

Yerdaddy

11-21-2006, 05:16 PM

<table border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">10. pee in my butt  </td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" border="0" hspace="3" width="67" height="10" /> </td><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff">6</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff">66.67%</td></tr></tbody></table>I'm gonna need a bigger butt!

EffMeBoobs

11-21-2006, 05:21 PM

Sheeplovr wrote: don't you break up my friends marrige Stugots! No worries!  Lou and I are strong...like a strong fist up the anus.  Fistings galore is what keeps the fire burning alive!!!

Don Stugots

11-21-2006, 05:24 PM

EffMeBoobs wrote: Sheeplovr wrote: don't you break up my friends marrige Stugots! No worries! Lou and I are strong...like a strong fist up the anus. Fistings galore is what keeps the fire burning alive!!!  sh sheepy, plus i am not that kind of guy.  you should know me better and i am holding my breath until you say that you are sorry.   :taking deep breath:

Fez4PrezN2008

11-21-2006, 07:49 PM

Not tonight dear, I have a headache...

DJEvelEd

11-21-2006, 08:57 PM

When I was younger I would get laid alot. It's not that I'm all that, but I usually waited for the girl to make the first move, or I was usually pretty sure when I was going to hook up. The few times I was turned down were shocking to me because they were pigs. I thought it was funny because the one chick was so nasty I thought I was doing her a favor.

JerryTaker

11-21-2006, 09:30 PM

bah, I've got everyone beat... there's a very good chance that I may never have sex again...

Marc with a c

11-22-2006, 05:13 AM

never, i've never not had sex.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-22-2006, 05:20 AM

I've found being divorced limits one's sexual encounters.And I'm too old to get drunk and pick up a frat boy. Frat boys suck.

A.J.

11-22-2006, 05:24 AM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: And I'm too old to get drunk and pick up a frat boy. Frat boys suck.Please don't become a cougar -- you are SO much better than that.

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 05:36 AM

Yerdaddy wrote: <table border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">10. pee in my butt  </td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" border="0" hspace="3" width="67" height="10" /> </td><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff">6</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff">66.67%</td></tr></tbody></table>I'm gonna need a bigger butt!<table border="0" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff">10. pee in my butt  </td><td bgcolor="#ffffff"><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/bar.gif" border="0" hspace="3" width="63" height="10" /> </td><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff">12</td><td align="center" bgcolor="#ffffff">63.16%</td></tr></tbody></table>you're definetly going to need a bigger butt!

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 05:37 AM

never been turned down.  Whats that like?

dereckfishboy

11-22-2006, 05:42 AM

reillyluck wrote: never been turned down. Whats that like? Given the average person's temporary lapses in judgement, I'd say it's like divine intervention at times

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-22-2006, 05:48 AM

reillyluck wrote: never been turned down. Whats that like?You LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AKA

11-22-2006, 05:48 AM

Counting right now...?

Marc with a c

11-22-2006, 05:50 AM

reillyluck wrote: never been turned down.  Whats that like?i get turned down more with a girlfriend, then without one.it usually doesn't stop me.

Don Stugots

11-22-2006, 06:41 AM

Marc with a c wrote: reillyluck wrote: never been turned down. Whats that like?i get turned down more with a girlfriend, then without one.it usually doesn't stop me. same here.

reillyluck

11-22-2006, 06:43 AM

Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: reillyluck wrote: never been turned down. Whats that like?You LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(rolling on the floor smiley guy goes here)

Alice S. Fuzzybutt

11-22-2006, 06:46 AM

reillyluck wrote: Alice S. Fuzzybutt wrote: reillyluck wrote: never been turned down. Whats that like?You LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(rolling on the floor smiley guy goes here)That's what I'm good for. Humorous fodder.

lindak

11-22-2006, 08:36 PM

I havent had sex every time I have thought about it since there is no one to have it with right now. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cry.gif" border="0" alt="Cry" title="Cry" width="18" height="18" />

Team_Ramrod

11-22-2006, 09:33 PM

There's 2 ways to look at this, being that I'm now married I'd say that it is 100 - 1. Before my mistake I can honestly say I've never been turned down. Not cause I'm Cassanova but because I never 'chased' women (or men), I am the shy guy in the corner so I never had the balls to try anything with the ladies. The shy guy routine however tended to attract the females and I never had them walk away dissapointed. Well they were probably dissapointed but not cause they got rejected.

Dirtybird12

11-22-2006, 10:09 PM

what if you still have sex even tho they turn you down?

PapaBear

11-22-2006, 10:32 PM

CircusFreak wrote: what if you still have sex even tho they turn you down? What if you turned them down, but you still had sex?

FezPaul

11-22-2006, 10:36 PM

"Sex with furniture...what do you think?<img src="http://www.allthingsyank.com/uhf15/towntalk.jpg" border="0" width="225" height="133" />

Team_Ramrod

11-22-2006, 10:40 PM

Is it rejection if the dog runs away?

Badinia

11-22-2006, 10:59 PM

That's a hard quiz...let's see, I took a couple days off when I had my tonsils out in 2001, once my partner passed out before me, once I was in my mother's hospital room and that would have just been embarrassing, and a few times I've been on overnight flights, which takes you out of the mood even if you could screw in a tiny bathroom...Once in 1996 I was sick, but in general, since the age of 15, (horrors!) I've never not been "doing it."But I do need a special funnel to pee in your butt.

cougarjake13

11-25-2006, 02:46 PM

Badinia wrote: That's a hard quiz...let's see, I took a couple days off when I had my tonsils out in 2001, once my partner passed out before me, once I was in my mother's hospital room and that would have just been embarrassing, and a few times I've been on overnight flights, which takes you out of the mood even if you could screw in a tiny bathroom...Once in 1996 I was sick, but in general, since the age of 15, (horrors!) I've never not been "doing it."But I do need a special funnel to pee in your butt.not if you just hover over the butt the pee will drip inside

lleeder

11-25-2006, 03:43 PM

CircusFreak wrote: what if you still have sex even tho they turn you down? "All you need is a brick and a dream" thats what I say.<img src="http://www.secret-agent-josephine.com/blog/images/brick-in-the-head.gif" border="0" width="390" height="378" />

ralphbxny

11-28-2006, 12:06 PM

I knock one out when ever I can.

boeman

11-28-2006, 12:16 PM

In my mind every woman that even looks at me is asking for sex...

Drunky McBetidont

11-28-2006, 12:20 PM

i have sex on saturday nights, sunday mornings and sunday evenings.  esd dosen't drink during the work week and i dont pop the coochie then either (i do however drink...)  I work about an hour and a half drives away from my wife and kids so I stay near work sunday night till friday evening and stay at home (with the family) on weekends and vacation.  and yes, it sucks.  Thank the gods I have summers off and lots of long weekends because otherrwise i would go nuts.