Top Ten Reasons Why Rooster Rules

[Gvac]

<p>We're all glad Rooster has rejoined our ranks and began posting again.&nbsp; The guy's an asset to the board and he's got a million things going for him.</p><p>Trouble is, I can't think of any right now. &nbsp;</p><p>Help me out.&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

10. He's a captain

[sr71blackbird]

9.) His sigpics big

[Captain Rooster]

<ol style="margin-top: 0in"><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Handsome</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Funny</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Smart</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Drinks and answers questions: Ask Drunken Rooster</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Buys rounds at the bar</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Is known as &ldquo;Da Pimp&rdquo; in NYC</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Rolls with Gvac &hellip; any questions?</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font size="3"><font face="Times New Roman"><span>&nbsp;</span>Was the only guy thrown off the Geek Squad for being &quot;too nerdy&quot;</font></font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Been on RFnet since back in the day</font></li><li class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Modest</font></li></ol><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"></font></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; tab-stops: list .5in" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3">Has hugged and leered at Effme and Sweet Melissa</font></p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />10. He's a captain<p>&nbsp;you took mine.&nbsp; why does Ronnie always ask &quot;Wasnt he a LT?&quot;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

whats leered mean?<br />

[EffMeBoobs]

<p>I'd like to add that he always had my back, especially when a drunk Pootertoot introduced himself and was around me all night at the Halloween bar crawl.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Plus he has plastic babies in his drinks.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />10. He's a captain <p>&nbsp;you took mine.&nbsp; why does Ronnie always ask &quot;Wasnt he a LT?&quot;</p><p>Has Ronnie actually mentioned me in the past 3 years?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />10. He's a captain <p> you took mine. why does Ronnie always ask "Wasnt he a LT?"</p><p>Has Ronnie actually mentioned me in the past 3 years?</p><p> </p><p></p>

doubt it

[EffMeBoobs]

Another one...he had the coolest music intro whenever RF mentioned him on the air.&nbsp; &quot;Yeahhhhhh here come the Rooster, You know he aint gonna die, No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die.&quot;

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />10. He's a captain <p> you took mine. why does Ronnie always ask &quot;Wasnt he a LT?&quot;</p><p>Has Ronnie actually mentioned me in the past 3 years?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> doubt itRonnie has definitely mentioned him in the past 3 years, i remember hearing it once.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />10. He's a captain <p> you took mine. why does Ronnie always ask "Wasnt he a LT?"</p><p>Has Ronnie actually mentioned me in the past 3 years?</p><p> </p><p> </p> doubt itRonnie has definitely mentioned him in the past 3 years, i remember hearing it once. <p> </p><p></p>

doubt it

[Don Stugots]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />10. He's a captain <p> you took mine. why does Ronnie always ask &quot;Wasnt he a LT?&quot;</p><p>Has Ronnie actually mentioned me in the past 3 years?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p> doubt itRonnie has definitely mentioned him in the past 3 years, i remember hearing it once. <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;last time Sheepy was in, he asked him about you.&nbsp; i&nbsp; have a great memory for this stuff. &nbsp; </p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p>9. Knows what Glenlivet is ... ahem ... Effme.</p><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 11-21-06 @ 9:22 PM</span>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Best drunken threads ever?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>Captain Rooster</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>9. Knows what Glenlivet is ... ahem ... Effme.</p><span class="post_edited"></span> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 11-21-06 @ 9:22 PM</span><p>Well it's just the best damn whiskey is what it is!!!&nbsp;</p>

[Captain Rooster]

<p>so great I posted twice ... What!? What!?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Captain Rooster on 11-21-06 @ 9:27 PM</span>

[Captain Rooster]

Excellent research my big-boobed pupil. Now ... do a shot. I am.

[reeshy]

<p>Has a nice package??????</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Hottub]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br />Another one...he had the coolest music intro whenever RF mentioned him on the air.&nbsp; &quot;Yeahhhhhh here come the Rooster, You know he aint gonna die, No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die.&quot; <p>Ding Ding Ding!</p><p>Send Effme to the big-ass prize closet! My son was only 4 at the time, and still remembers that tune!</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<p>That means I have to take 2.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I have Pravda vodka on hand with cute little glasses.&nbsp; I'll have to see if Daddy will let me have a sip tonight or not.&nbsp;</p>

[EffMeBoobs]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br />Another one...he had the coolest music intro whenever RF mentioned him on the air. &quot;Yeahhhhhh here come the Rooster, You know he aint gonna die, No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die.&quot; <p>Ding Ding Ding!</p><p>Send Effme to the big-ass prize closet! My son was only 4 at the time, and still remembers that tune!</p><p>&nbsp;What's my prize?</p>

[Captain Rooster]

My unit.

[EffMeBoobs]

Just keep it away from grass....or your rug.

[Hottub]

<strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>EffMeBoobs</strong> wrote:<br />Another one...he had the coolest music intro whenever RF mentioned him on the air. &quot;Yeahhhhhh here come the Rooster, You know he aint gonna die, No, no, no ya know he aint gonna die.&quot; <p>Ding Ding Ding!</p><p>Send Effme to the big-ass prize closet! My son was only 4 at the time, and still remembers that tune!</p><p>&nbsp;What's my prize?</p><p>It involves your anal sphictor, and my urine.</p>

[TheMojoPin]

<p>He's a dreamy cock.</p>

[A.J.]

I was going to say &quot;cock of the walk&quot;.

[Gvac]

Another reason Rooster rules - Threads like <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/forum/52/topic/53932/page/Weirdest_Place_You_ve_Taken_a_Crap_.htm" target="_blank">this one.</a>

[Death Metal Moe]

Will drop his balls out of his pants on a dare.