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Brujo
11-24-2006, 01:06 PM
The only way to make the bit work is to not talk about those other loser sites and focus on the only true Ron and Fez board, this one! Wackbag and the other boards suck, and Dave should be loyal to the original Ron and Fez site!

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-24-2006, 01:45 PM
<p><em><span class="postbody">focus on the only true Ron and Fez board</span></em></p><p>I've been here for 5 years. There's no real gossip to speak of. And even when there has been, we're all&nbsp; friends and pretty respectful of each other. </p>

FezPaul
11-24-2006, 01:59 PM
<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">This thread SUCKS!<img src="http://www.smileytown.com/application/content/steamroller01.gif" border="0" alt=" " width="180" height="123" /></font></strong>

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-24-2006, 02:03 PM
<p>You're for hugs but against gossip? Or for hugs about people hugging?</p><p>You're so hard to read!&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
11-24-2006, 02:05 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You're for hugs but against gossip? Or for hugs about people hugging?</p><p>You're so hard to read!&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm against people putting down on of my favorite bits.</font></strong></p>

Gvac
11-24-2006, 02:08 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You're for hugs but against gossip? Or for hugs about people hugging?</p><p>You're so hard to read! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm against people putting down <span style="background-color: #ffff00">on</span> of my favorite bits.</font></strong></p><p>I caught the spelling nazi!!!</p><p>What do I win?&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
11-24-2006, 02:12 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You're for hugs but against gossip? Or for hugs about people hugging?</p><p>You're so hard to read! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm against people putting down <span style="background-color: #ffff00">on</span> of my favorite bits.</font></strong></p><p>I caught the spelling nazi!!!</p><p>What do I win?&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">10 points!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Current standings:</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">keotek- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Double J- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hottub- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Gvac- 10 points</font></strong></p>

Gvac
11-24-2006, 02:20 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You're for hugs but against gossip? Or for hugs about people hugging?</p><p>You're so hard to read! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm against people putting down <span style="background-color: #ffff00">on</span> of my favorite bits.</font></strong></p><p>I caught the spelling nazi!!!</p><p>What do I win? </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">10 points!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Current standings:</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"><span style="background-color: #ffff00">keotek</span>- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Double J- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hottub- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Gvac- 10 points</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;It's Keot<strong>o</strong>k.</p><p>Ring me up for another 10.&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
11-24-2006, 02:23 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You're for hugs but against gossip? Or for hugs about people hugging?</p><p>You're so hard to read! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm against people putting down <span style="background-color: #ffff00">on</span> of my favorite bits.</font></strong></p><p>I caught the spelling nazi!!!</p><p>What do I win? </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">10 points!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Current standings:</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"><span style="background-color: #ffff00">keotek</span>- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Double J- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hottub- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Gvac- 10 points</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;It's Keot<strong>o</strong>k.</p><p>Ring me up for another 10.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Current standings:</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Gvac 20 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Keot<font style="background-color: #ffff00">o</font>k 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Double J 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hottub 10 points</font></strong></p>

Gvac
11-24-2006, 02:25 PM
<p>I'm not sure why, but I just giggled my ass off.</p><p>Thanks FezPaul. &nbsp;</p><p>I've been in a pissy mood all day for having to go into work for nothing.&nbsp; You seem to have rectified the situation.&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
11-24-2006, 02:29 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm not sure why, but I just giggled my ass off.</p><p>Thanks FezPaul. &nbsp;</p><p>I've been in a pissy mood all day for having to go into work for nothing.&nbsp; You seem to have <strong>rectified </strong>the situation.&nbsp;</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Ewwwwwwwww.</font></strong></p>

dotsncoms
11-24-2006, 02:32 PM
Razzle Dazzle was stolen from O&amp;A&nbsp; <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/member_avatars/razzle_dazzle.jpg" border="0" width="100" height="100" />

reeshy
11-24-2006, 02:49 PM
I happen to like board gossip....I've been here over 5 years......so fuck you, Brujo....in a nice way though!!!

Don Stugots
11-24-2006, 07:30 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p>You're for hugs but against gossip? Or for hugs about people hugging?</p><p>You're so hard to read! </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm against people putting down <span style="background-color: #ffff00">on</span> of my favorite bits.</font></strong></p><p>I caught the spelling nazi!!!</p><p>What do I win? </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">10 points!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Current standings:</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"><span style="background-color: #ffff00">keotek</span>- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Double J- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hottub- 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Gvac- 10 points</font></strong></p><p> It's Keot<strong>o</strong>k.</p><p>Ring me up for another 10. </p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Current standings:</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Gvac 20 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Keot<font style="background-color: #ffff00">o</font>k 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Double J 10 points</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Hottub 10 points</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;FCE FAC!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Board Gossip is great.&nbsp; I like that Dave rags on Wackbag but i hate that he puts us down.&nbsp; Fucker!&nbsp; FbA?&nbsp; screw them too or is it two.&nbsp;</p>

suggums
11-24-2006, 07:38 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>FCE FAC!!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Board Gossip is great. I like that Dave rags on Wackbag but i hate that he puts us down. Fucker! FbA? screw them too or is it two. </p><p>glad im not alone.&nbsp; fuck FBA, fuck them in their stupid happy typing ass</p><p>and if i have to hear about her one more time, i just might change the channel</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>...nah&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
11-24-2006, 07:41 PM
<p>i'm&nbsp;not a dic card holder but sometimes a dic holder... my own that is</p><p>and i love Board Gossip... best bit in some time</p>

Tenbatsuzen
11-24-2006, 07:55 PM
<strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">focus on the only true Ron and Fez board</span></em></p><p>I've been here for 5 years. There's no real gossip to speak of. And even when there has been, we're all friends and pretty respectful of each other. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry, I remember late 2001 to early 2003 quite vividly...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
11-24-2006, 08:31 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Alice S. Fuzzybutt</strong> wrote:<br /><p><em><span class="postbody">focus on the only true Ron and Fez board</span></em></p><p>I've been here for 5 years. There's no real gossip to speak of. And even when there has been, we're all friends and pretty respectful of each other. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry, I remember late 2001 to early 2003 quite vividly...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;the gossip team is always watching.&nbsp; sssssssshhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

reeshy
11-24-2006, 08:33 PM
Dave is a personal friend of mint....Stugots will attest to that....so shut the fuck up!!!!!!

Don Stugots
11-24-2006, 08:33 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Dave is a personal friend of mint....Stugots will attest to that....so shut the fuck up!!!!!!<p>&nbsp;if i shut the fuck up how can u attest to that?&nbsp; i am so confused.&nbsp; </p>

Tenbatsuzen
11-24-2006, 08:34 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Dave is a personal friend of mint....Stugots will attest to that....so shut the fuck up!!!!!!<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well, now you've gone and pissed off the other herbs.&nbsp; Thyme and Parsley are crying in the corner. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

SatCam
11-24-2006, 08:57 PM
Dave's board gossip bit SUCKS!

Nice try to get into his board gossip bit!!!!

Timmah
11-24-2006, 09:14 PM
board gossip is one of the few things that ESD did right... however he's running low on gossip and the bit is getting old

TheGameHHH
11-24-2006, 09:16 PM
I love the bit, but I wanna be in it. Problem is I can't create drama and/or gossip.

Team_Ramrod
11-24-2006, 09:26 PM
<p>He's a genius.... You take this thread back!</p><p>My Davey boy is a genius and no one can ever take that from him.</p>

realmenhatelife
11-24-2006, 09:28 PM
board gossip makes me damn near piss myself.&nbsp; if i got a mention id be super psyched, but the only gossip worthy thing i can really think to do is explain to dave how bad the sex pistols are.&nbsp;

Team_Ramrod
11-24-2006, 09:28 PM
<strong>Timmah</strong> wrote:<br />board gossip is one of the few things that ESD did right... <font style="background-color: #ffff00">however he's running low on gossip</font> and the bit is getting old <p>Ummmmmmmm, perhaps you should take a look at what's been going on the last few days. We might see our first 100% ronfez.net board gossip with the shenanigans that have been taking place.</p>

Tenbatsuzen
11-24-2006, 09:32 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Timmah</strong> wrote:<br />board gossip is one of the few things that ESD did right... <font style="background-color: #ffff00">however he's running low on gossip</font> and the bit is getting old <p>Ummmmmmmm, perhaps you should take a look at what's been going on the last few days. We might see our first 100% ronfez.net board gossip with the shenanigans that have been taking place.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If Dave can correct pronounce my screenname, we'll call that a win for Team Fridays.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Team_Ramrod
11-24-2006, 09:36 PM
Well Dave does have some sort of slur/ impetiment but he does his best. You'll know when he's referring to you and in my books that's glory enough.

PapaBear
11-24-2006, 09:37 PM
<p>If Dave can correct pronounce my screenname</p><p>I think Shellebink deserves the most apologies from Dave, in the &quot;pronunciation area&quot;.</p><p>BTW... Love the board gossip.</p>

Tenbatsuzen
11-24-2006, 09:37 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />Well Dave does have some sort of slur/ impetiment but he does his best. You'll know when he's referring to you and in my books that's glory enough.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who are we kidding?&nbsp; He'll just say Matty Fridays and giggle like a school girl.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I fully admit hearing my screenname said aloud gives me full 100 percent douchechills.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Tenbatsuzen
11-24-2006, 09:38 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>If Dave can correct pronounce my screenname<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think Shellebink deserves the most apologies from Dave, in the &quot;pronunciation area&quot;.</p><p>BTW... Love the board gossip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What was he calling her?&nbsp; I know Sleeves called her &quot;Shelley Bink&quot;...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

PapaBear
11-24-2006, 09:39 PM
Dave has called her the same thing at least twice.

Tenbatsuzen
11-24-2006, 09:42 PM
<strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br />Dave has called her the same thing at least twice.<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Well, I think &quot;Shelley&quot; is a bit more innoculous than some of the choice names I've had for her in the past...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I actually had her clean out my van once.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
11-25-2006, 04:33 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>If Dave can correct pronounce my screenname<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think Shellebink deserves the most apologies from Dave, in the &quot;pronunciation area&quot;.</p><p>BTW... Love the board gossip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What was he calling her? I know Sleeves called her &quot;Shelley Bink&quot;...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;that is how i always thought it was pronouced.&nbsp; but, i was wrong. &nbsp; </p>

Yerdaddy
11-25-2006, 05:02 AM
<strong>TheGameHHH</strong> wrote:<br />I love the bit, but I wanna be in it. Problem is I can't create drama and/or gossip. <p>I can still taste you on my lips. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You're welcome.</p>

LisaNY
11-25-2006, 05:15 AM
<p>I love board gossip...makes me laugh!!</p><p>Especially the song!!</p><p>LOL</p><p>Keep it up Dave!! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" width="18" height="18" /></p>

Don Stugots
11-25-2006, 06:14 AM
<p>lisa thanks for flashing us in the chat room.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>the gossip teams is always watching.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(no, thats not true)&nbsp;</p>

reillyluck
11-25-2006, 12:01 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Dave is a personal friend of <strong>mint</strong>....Stugots will attest to that....so shut the fuck up!!!!!! <p>i guess the real question is who is mint?&nbsp; hmmmmmm do i smell board gossip?&nbsp; </p>

reillyluck
11-25-2006, 12:03 PM
<p>uuuggghhhh...double post. WTF?</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by reillyluck on 11-25-06 @ 4:03 PM</span>

FezPaul
11-25-2006, 12:06 PM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Dave is a personal friend of <strong>mint</strong>....Stugots will attest to that....so shut the fuck up!!!!!! <p>i guess the real question is who is mint?&nbsp; hmmmmmm do i smell board gossip?&nbsp; </p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"></font></strong><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">This picture came up when I googled &quot;mint&quot;...hmmmmmm...me likey likey.</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.arrakeen.ch/bkkjan02/005%20%20Mint.JPG" border="0" width="480" height="640" /></p>

ChimneyFish
11-25-2006, 12:15 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>PapaBear</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p>If Dave can correct pronounce my screenname <p>&nbsp;</p><p>I think Shellebink deserves the most apologies from Dave, in the &quot;pronunciation area&quot;.</p><p>BTW... Love the board gossip.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What was he calling her? I know Sleeves called her &quot;Shelley Bink&quot;...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;that is how i always thought it was pronouced.&nbsp; but, i was wrong. &nbsp; </p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">I'm confused. How the hell is it pronounced????</font></em></strong></p><p><img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/e111509A.jpg" border="0" width="300" height="434" /></p>

lleeder
11-25-2006, 12:55 PM
I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called board gossip. I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called &quot;gossip&quot; cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise?

Tenbatsuzen
11-25-2006, 12:58 PM
<p>Shelle's real name is Michelle.&nbsp; But since she likes to be difficult, instead of &quot;Chelle&quot;, she went with &quot;Shelle&quot;.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Just don't ask.&nbsp; I've known the woman for five years and I still get easily confused.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

FezPaul
11-25-2006, 01:00 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called board gossip. I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called &quot;gossip&quot; cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Uh-oh, wait 'til Board Gossip Moe hears about this!</font></strong></p>

ChimneyFish
11-25-2006, 01:06 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />I have a neighbor whose teen son is into some kind of noise called board gossip. I hear him blasting it from his car, and the so called &quot;gossip&quot; cracks me up. Is it a gay thing? I never see him hanging with chicks? Can someone please tell me what's the story with this awful noise? <p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Winner</font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">&nbsp; <img src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c217/luxa1/face-portrait.jpg" border="0" width="233" height="307" /></font></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><font face="Georgia" size="2">And thanks, Matty. Don't understand why she wouldn't just use &quot;ch&quot;, but thanks.</font></em></strong></p>

Don Stugots
11-25-2006, 01:07 PM
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Dave is a personal friend of <strong>mint</strong>....Stugots will attest to that....so shut the fuck up!!!!!! <p>i guess the real question is who is mint? hmmmmmm do i smell board gossip? </p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2"></font></strong><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">This picture came up when I googled &quot;mint&quot;...hmmmmmm...me likey likey.</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.arrakeen.ch/bkkjan02/005%20%20Mint.JPG" border="0" width="480" height="640" /></p><p>&nbsp;i shall call her Horsetheeth.</p>

ralphbxny
11-25-2006, 05:20 PM
I love Board Gossip. I&nbsp;love the way it makes Ron want to hit ESD.&nbsp;

Death Metal Moe
11-25-2006, 05:27 PM
<p>As I've stated in different places around the net:</p><p>As long as he keeps dropping my name in his reports every now and then I'll remain interested.</p><p>Sorry, just an ego thing.</p>

Team_Ramrod
11-25-2006, 05:30 PM
<p>Understood moe, if he ever mentioned my name I'd call the show and fuck a jar of jelly live.</p><p>I do think it's a great bit though, evening listening to the replay today I chuckled inside</p>

Death Metal Moe
11-25-2006, 05:37 PM
I always hate to break down one of those many numbered walls Opie talks about, but it is a funny bit.&nbsp; It's even better when Ron plays along, not just shoots it down.

wishbone61
11-25-2006, 08:12 PM
<font face="tahoma,arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="2">I must admit that when they start playing the Board Gossip theme and Steve says ' Razzle Dazzle' I laugh my ass off!</font>

Timmah
11-25-2006, 09:22 PM
<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Timmah</strong> wrote:<br />board gossip is one of the few things that ESD did right... <font style="background-color: #ffff00">however he's running low on gossip</font> and the bit is getting old <p>Ummmmmmmm, perhaps you should take a look at what's been going on the last few days. We might see our first 100% ronfez.net board gossip with the shenanigans that have been taking place.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>There may be gossip on ronfez.net, but east side does tend to favor FBA since he is a mod on their boards&nbsp;</p>

polack
11-26-2006, 02:19 PM
I love Daves bit. I think Ron likes it to, He's fucking laughing when Dave does the bit. Sometimes Ron doesn't laugh but most of the time he is.

ruggedo
11-26-2006, 08:59 PM
<strong>polack</strong> wrote:<br />I love Daves bit. I think Ron likes it to, He's fucking laughing when Dave does the bit. Sometimes Ron doesn't laugh but most of the time he is. <p>&nbsp;Ron laughs at the voice. The voice is funny,but I think its funny when he screws up the voice too. </p>