View Full Version : Get the Marriage Sack out of storage, Borat
Judge Smails
11-28-2006, 11:15 AM
<p><font size="3"><a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/11282006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm">Borat broke up Pam Anderson and Kid Rock</a></font></p><p>Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing. </p><p>"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night. </p><p>"Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man." </p><p> </p>
Sad news. I thought the relationship between the third-rate, white trash musician and the Hep C-ridden whore would last forever.
SatCam
11-28-2006, 11:21 AM
things haven't been the same since Joe C. died
Badinia
11-28-2006, 11:25 AM
<p>They've made a new disease, a cross between Hep C and Herpes called "Herpatitis" that will eat the paint off of any surface.</p><p>Because they got married in St. Tropez, Malibu, Detroit, Vegas, and Tennessee, but were together 4 months, that comes out to 23 days per ceremony.</p><p>I'm outta jokes now. </p><p>Regards, Virginia</p>
Davios
11-28-2006, 11:28 AM
Kid Rock didn't have a problem with Pamela filming perhaps the most famous piece of porn ever yet he has a problem with her one scene in Borat....
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Davios on 11-28-06 @ 3:28 PM</span>
riverofpiss
11-28-2006, 11:29 AM
That is true. I remember actually listening to Kid Rock before Joe C left us. The music had a sense of humour back then but now Kid takes himself too seriously. It's all Hank Williams fault.
ralphbxny
11-28-2006, 11:51 AM
<strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />things haven't been the same since Joe C. died <p>So true. Any man who 3 ft tall with a 10 ft dick is a great man!</p>
blakjeezis
11-28-2006, 12:39 PM
Are they gonna have a whirlwind worldwide divorce adventure as well?
lleeder
11-28-2006, 02:10 PM
<strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />things haven't been the same since Joe C. died <p>So true. Any man who 3 ft tall with a 10 ft dick is a great man!</p><p>And the highest voice since Aaron Nevil and he's down with the devil.</p><p> </p>
blakjeezis
12-02-2006, 01:07 AM
<p><span class="postbody"> I remember actually listening to Kid Rock before Joe C left us.</span></p><p>Yeah, it's a shame that little dude died. If he was still here, I guarantee he'd be my all-time favorite Surreal Life houseguest.</p>
cougarjake13
12-02-2006, 10:13 AM
how long before her 3rd or maybe 4th foray into the tommy lee experience ????
Don Stugots
12-02-2006, 10:16 AM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ralphbxny</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>SatCam</strong> wrote:<br />things haven't been the same since Joe C. died <p>So true. Any man who 3 ft tall with a 10 ft dick is a great man!</p><p>And the highest voice since Aaron Nevil and he's down with the devil.</p><p> </p><p> he got more game then Coleco </p>
Don Stugots
12-02-2006, 11:15 AM
<p><font face="verdana" size="1" color="black"><strong>Get the Marriage Sack out of storage, <strike>Borat</strike> STUGOTS.</strong></font></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>fixed it. </p>
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