View Full Version : Shamu attacks trainer
ShelleBink
11-30-2006, 07:55 AM
<p>I had to write some news stories for my class today, and I could not pass this one by. Enjoy:</p><p><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,233158,00.html" target="_blank" title="Clicky!">clicky! </a></p><p> </p>
Furtherman
11-30-2006, 08:00 AM
<p>I liked the quote <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/29/killer.whale/index.html" target="_blank">from this article</a> on the same attack.</p><p>"She has displayed unwanted behavior to some extent. ... There are times like this. They are killer whales. She did choose to demonstrate her feelings in a way that was unfortunate."</p><p> </p><p>No shit, really?!?</p>
Dirtybird12
11-30-2006, 08:01 AM
<p>twas only a matter of time<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p> </p><p>kill willy</p><p> </p><p>JK - Im always kinda happy when an animal turns on it's money hungry pimp trainer. </p>
Tenbatsuzen
11-30-2006, 08:03 AM
<p>Bo Derek, unavailable for comment.</p><p> </p><p> </p>
nate1000
11-30-2006, 08:04 AM
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Captain Rooster
11-30-2006, 11:52 AM
<p>Was it really an attack ... or did the guy get a tug on his leg? I mean, c'mon, these things can tears bears apart ... even robot bears. </p><p> </p><p>I say it was just angry cause the guy pissed in the pool. </p>
Furtherman
11-30-2006, 11:53 AM
Wait a minute... you're telling me a killer whale could kill a robot bear?
Yerdaddy
11-30-2006, 12:01 PM
<p>My headphones where broke earlier when the video came up and I thought it was a story about the Star Jones honeymoon tape. </p>
<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />Wait a minute... you're telling me a killer whale could kill a robot bear? <p>Preposterous. As soon as the robot bear hits the water, everything in the pool is getting electrocuted.</p><p> </p>
Dougie Brootal
11-30-2006, 12:10 PM
<strong>SinA</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br />Wait a minute... you're telling me a killer whale could kill a robot bear? <p>Preposterous. As soon as the robot bear hits the water, everything in the pool is getting electrocuted.</p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.nick15.com/gallery/robotbear2.gif" border="0" width="289" height="400" /></p><p>robot bears 1</p><p>killer whales 0</p><p> </p>
Mike Teacher
11-30-2006, 01:01 PM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bo Derek, unavailable for comment.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Damn, I was gonna post an 'Orca' reference.</p><p>Well done. Richard Harris is proud. Dead, but proud.</p>
lleeder
11-30-2006, 05:13 PM
I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means "friendship".
Landblast
11-30-2006, 05:21 PM
<img src="http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/Laughing_With_Dolphins_by_PRICEless.jpg?t=11649396 71" border="0" width="300" height="225" />
nate1000
12-01-2006, 06:12 AM
[quote]<strong>nate1000</strong> wrote:<br /><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Arial">I had a <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=job" title="job"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">job</span></font></a> before this, I had a job before this, ultimately it was that job that <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=drove%20me%20into%20this" title="drove me into this"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">drove me into this</span></font></a>, I worked at an <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=aquarium" title="aquarium"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">aquarium</span></font></a>, an aquarium with lots of <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=money" title="money"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">money</span></font></a> from the <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=government" title="government"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">government</span></font></a>, so it was <strong><span style="font-weight: bold"><a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=HUGE" title="HUGE"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">HUGE</span></font></a>! </span></strong>I uh, I was uh, <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=a%20clean%20and%20scrub%20man" title="a clean and scrub man"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">a clean and scrub man</span></font></a>, we called each other, in the C and S <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=union" title="union"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">union</span></font></a>, I scrubbed the inside of the...the <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=killer%20whale%20tank" title="killer whale tank"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">killer whale tank</span></font></a>. And after a while the <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=boys" title="boys"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">boys</span></font></a> in the C and S- clean and scrub- we just sort of made it <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=one%20word" title="one word"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">one word</span></font></a>: the <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=killerwhaletank" title="killerwhaletank"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">killerwhaletank</span></font></a>. The killerwhaletank! The killerwhale tankI I'm going into the killerwhaletank. <span> </span><br /><br />I'd get into the tank with these two big <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=beast" title="beast"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">beast</span></font></a>s, and I got along with them so well, it was like they knew me, they looked at me with their <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=hundred-year-old%20eyes" title="hundred-year-old eyes"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">hundred-year-old eyes</span></font></a>, and it was like they knew me. I'd put on my <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=scuba" title="scuba"><font color="#000000"><span style="color: windowtext; text-decoration: none; text-underline: none">scuba</span></font></a> gear, my <a href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=mask" title="mask"><font c
Tenbatsuzen
12-01-2006, 07:06 AM
<strong>Mike Teacher</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Bo Derek, unavailable for comment.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Damn, I was gonna post an 'Orca' reference.</p><p>Well done. Richard Harris is proud. Dead, but proud.</p><p> </p><p>The only way I remembered the reference was Patrice's joke on "I Love the 70's" -</p><p> </p><p>"Bo was a ten... after that, like a 7.5. Not bad, though."</p><p> </p><p> </p>
IamFogHat
12-01-2006, 10:34 AM
Who knew Shamu was still alive?
FUNKMAN
12-01-2006, 10:38 AM
<p>he probably let go when she shit her suit</p>
FUNKMAN
12-01-2006, 11:20 AM
he... i meant he
Wallower
12-01-2006, 01:24 PM
<p>If you haven't seen it yet, Letterman's show had a great parody bit about the whole Shamu (or is it Shaq-fu) attack.</p><p>Here's the youtube link:</p><p> <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vz8AuKmItwM">http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vz8AuKmItwM</a></p>
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