hey hey hey hey. what is going on here?

[Marc with a c]

<p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td width="10">&nbsp;</td><td align="center"><div class="bodytext" align="center"><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tbody><tr><td align="center"><img src="http://www.thrillist.com/pics/sbtb.jpg" border="0" width="485" height="425" /></td></tr></tbody></table></div></td></tr></tbody></table></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><a href="http://www.thrillist.com//send-image.html?entry_id=528&amp;img=sbtb.jpg">http://www.thrillist.com//send-image.html?entry_id=528&amp;img=sbtb.jpg</a></p><p>who's comin' with?</p>

[Don Stugots]

why are you stealing my &quot;hey hey hey&quot; line?&nbsp; hack.

[K.C.]

<p>That's either going to be the best or worst show ever. </p><p>Nothing in between...either best or worst. </p>

[Reephdweller]

Oddly enough I would love to see this!

[Sheeplovr]

Beat Vally!<br />

[Marc with a c]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />why are you stealing my &quot;hey hey hey&quot; line?&nbsp; hack. <p>relax perry.</p><p>that is a direct quote from the one and only mr richard belding.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

hey hey my my

[mikeyboy]

<strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />why are you stealing my &quot;hey hey hey&quot; line?&nbsp; hack. <p>relax perry.</p><p>that is a direct quote from the one and only mr richard belding.</p><p>Says you</p><p><img src="http://www.thechurning.com/images/dwaynewhatshappenin.jpg" border="0" width="166" height="218" /></p>

[Poochie]

screech lives down the street from me. maybe he could be my date and we could go. i love that obnoxious retard

[Marc with a c]

<p>this might sway your decision.</p><p>Taking the &quot;stage&quot; in an Alphabet City bar, <em>B2</em>'s the gleefully lowbrow sequel to last year's couldn't-be-further-off-Broadway <em>Bayside! The Un-Musical</em>. For that show, the producers took a few minor creative liberties, e.g., Slater was gay, Kelly couldn't keep her legs shut, and Lisa was played by a white chick. This year's crimes against the canon of television: </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Kelly:</span> is still a slut, knocked up with a college guy's baby. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Slater:</span> is now illiterate. And <a name="www_thrillist_com__send-image_" href="javascript:ol('http://sdm3.rm04.net/ctt?kn=2&amp;m=683311&amp;r=Mjc4NTY2NzM4OQS2&amp;b=0&amp;j=MjMzNzU zMzUS1&amp;mt=1');">possibly even gayer</a>. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Jesse:</span> has graduated from diet pills to blow. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Lisa:</span> is played by a white transvestite. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Screech:</span> <strong><u>is played by a woman, and at one point generously offers to give Lisa a Dirty Sanchez. </u></strong>(sorry pooch)</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Mr. Belding:</span> is a drunk, disembodied intercom voice who constantly alludes to having murdered his wife. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Zack:</span> still has those grueling &quot;Time out!&quot; monologues that once anguished you even more than your raging envy over his &quot;1502&quot; SAT score.</p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #000000; line-height: 13px; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Everybody:</span> has crabs, which is bad for them, good for you -- before the show, the audience is asked to chug beer/booze every time a cast member mentions their itchy predicament. </p><p><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11px; color: #ff1a00; line-height: 14px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; text-decoration: none">Warning:</span> This isn't light satire. In fact, while last year's show left many laughing, it left many, many others confused, with a smoking crater where their soul could once be found. But it's cheap, it's in a bar, and it's <a name="www_thrillist_com__send-image_(1)" href="javascript:ol('http://sdm3.rm04.net/ctt?kn=16&amp;m=683311&amp;r=Mjc4NTY2NzM4OQS2&amp;b=0&amp;j=MjMzNz UzMzUS1&amp;mt=1');">an experience you'll never forget</a>, no matter how much you drink. </p>

[Poochie]

man, that sounds fantastic! maybe screech could use some of his 'save&nbsp;my house' scam money to fly us out there :)

[FUNKMAN]

<p>hey is for horses</p><p>j is for jacks</p><p>cinnamon toasty, oh wait i got mixed up...</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Marc with a c</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />why are you stealing my &quot;hey hey hey&quot; line? hack. <p>relax perry.</p><p>that is a direct quote from the one and only mr richard belding.</p><p>Says you</p><p><img src="http://www.thechurning.com/images/dwaynewhatshappenin.jpg" border="0" width="166" height="218" /></p><p>&nbsp;thats who I lifted it from.&nbsp; </p>

[angelinad128]

<p>When I read the hey's I thought this was going to be about Fat Albert.&nbsp; </p><p>But I would love to go see this also!!</p>

[JustJon]

<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br />man, that sounds fantastic! maybe screech could use some of his 'save my house' scam money to fly us out there <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/smile.gif" border="0" /> <p>&nbsp;What about his porn money?</p>

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>Time out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>