RONFEZ.NET X-MAS PARTY 2006 Beer Chugging

[JustJon]

<p>Ladies and Gentlemen, it is the Second Annual RonFez.Net <a href="http://store.yahoo.com/cgi-bin/clink?yhst-54608124176281+8FRMw9+index.html" target="_blank">MyRadioStore.com</a> Beer Chugging Competition</p><p>A field of 16 will start and face off 1-on-1 thru the brackets until there is only one...</p><p>And this year, the winner will win a Samsung Helix portable XM unit!</p><p>Other prizes will be awarded, but are to be determined. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>The first sixteen to enter below will get the slots, but anyone signing up after that will be considered to be an alternate, if anyone doesn't show up. Last year, I actually had to find one or two people to fill the brackets, so it's not unlikely that someone will get called up to the big 16.</p><p>Because people asked last year, if you make it to the finals, you will only have chug 4 beers total.</p><p>Beer chugging winner is based on speed of chug, but also spillage.&nbsp; If you spill too much while chugging you will be disqualified and your opponent will be awarded the round.&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>As defending champion, 1 spot will be held for Irish Alkey (in case he's not one of the first 16 to post) to see if he can repeat.</p><p>Sign-ups will run until December 15, so I have a day to prepare the list. </p><span class="post_edited"></span><span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by JustJon on 12-20-06 @ 10:21 AM</span>

[Sheeplovr]

just give alkey the prize already why the chrade<br />

[johnniewalker]

How does it work, one on one 5 times?&nbsp; Do people die?

[JustJon]

<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />How does it work, one on one 5 times? Do people die?<p>&nbsp;I edited the post while you were posting this.&nbsp; One on one 4 times, if you make it to the finals.&nbsp; No one has died... yet...</p>

[Earlshog]

I'm in...

[DreamWeaver]

IN

[DarkHippie]

<strong>DreamWeaver</strong> wrote:<br />IN <p>My money's on Gina</p>

[Poochie]

sounds like you have fun. i wish there was fun like that in wisconsin.

[JustJon]

Reeshy wants in.

[Don Stugots]

if i get there on time, please count me in.

[joethebartender]

<font size="2">I'll give it a shot if I'm there on time.</font>

[MONICA5579]

Sign me up!!!&nbsp; Perrynoid will make sure I get plenty of practice!!

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by MONICA5579 on 12-6-06 @ 6:13 PM</span>

[JustJon]

For those arriving late, be aware the contest will be run at some time between 9-12, but probably closer to 11pm.&nbsp;

[spoon]

Come on Jon, you know I'm in. I got Alkey in the sems and some say I did beat him. I'll give him hell this year, as even he stated he wasn't sure last time. Win or lose though, we all win!!!!

[Contra]

Will there be a Baby Bird afterwards? I'll bring my camera!

[EliSnow]

<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />How does it work, one on one 5 times? Do people die? <p>&nbsp;I edited the post while you were posting this.&nbsp; One on one 4 times, if you make it to the finals.&nbsp; No one has died... yet...</p><p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">How much beer is being chugged in each round?&nbsp; </font></p><p><font face="Arial" size="3">I'm just curious, because unfortunately, I can't make the party, but would like to know whether I'd have a chance.&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></p>

[AKA]

<p>Just an FYI - second placers just be willing to share your prize with the bartender.</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[IrishAlkey]

I want my own entrance music.

[grlNIN]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />I want my own entrance music.<p>&nbsp;Dennis is probably itching to sing another Bell Bive Devoe classic again, </p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />I want my own entrance music. <p>Big Country</p><p>I've never seen you look like this without a reason,<br />Another promise fallen through, another season passes by you.<br />I never took the smile away from anybody's face,<br />And that's a desperate way to look for someone who is still a child.<br /><br />&nbsp;<br />And in a big country, dreams stay with you,<br />Like a lover's voice, far as the mountainside..<br />Stay alive..<br /><br />(I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered <br />But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered)<br /><br /><br />I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert,<br />But I can live and breathe and see the sun in wintertime..</p>

[IrishAlkey]

I'm bedazzling my robe as we speak.

[JustJon]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />I'm bedazzling my robe as we speak. <p>I'll go to Toys R Us this weekend and pick up a belt for you to carry out to the match</p>

[spoon]

<strong>IrishAlkey</strong> wrote:<br />I'm bedazzling my robe as we speak. <p>You're going down!&nbsp; And I'm bringing my manager Capt. Lou and crony KOKO BeWare bitch.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://www.prowrestlingmidatlantic.com/koko_op_456x600.jpg" border="0" width="456" height="600" /></p>

[dereckfishboy]

<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br />sounds like you have fun. i wish there was fun like that in wisconsin.<p>&nbsp;</p>Oh, there's fun like that in Wisconsin alright......

[Dirtybird12]

if theres room, i'd like to win

[MONICA5579]

<p>You're going down!!!&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Princess will win or puke all over.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" width="35" height="25" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[drusilla]

i think miss delores haze wants in.&nbsp; that should be interesting.

[ralphbxny]

<strong>Contra</strong> wrote:<br />Will there be a Baby Bird afterwards? I'll bring my camera! <p>Nice!</p>

[ToddEVF]

i'm in. that is if i made the list

[JustJon]

<p>Since I need to see the list, I'm making it here...</p><p>And Alkey, the championship belt is sitting in my car right now!</p><p>If I don't know you, please introduce yourself to me before the contest so I can find you when it's time to do the contest.</p><p>&nbsp;11 registered so far - 5 spots still open</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Contestants</p><p>---------------</p><p>Earlshog</p><p>Dreamweaver</p><p>Reeshy</p><p>Stugots</p><p>joethebartender</p><p>Monica5579</p><p>Spoon</p><p>Irish Alkey</p><p>Circusfreak</p><p>Miss Deloris Haze</p><p>ToddEVF&nbsp;</p>

[drusilla]

she might be backing out,&nbsp; her skills have diminished in her old age

[joeyballsack]

<p>Is there any penalty for puking after the beer has been downed ?</p><p>Is the drinking device a can, bottle&nbsp;or a glass ?&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>is this beer chugging? I swear i've seen this line up at the halloween cock chugging contest.</p><p>perry &quot;the guy who never loses&quot; noid will win this contest easy. </p><p>i welcome your foolish responses. </p><p>yeah WHAT are we chugging? and WHAT are we chugging it out of?</p><p>Are we allowed to open our own beer?</p><p>Dont wanna be poisoned by some jealous poster or contestant...</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p>

[JustJon]

Last year, each person was given a bottle of beer and a cup.&nbsp;&nbsp; You poured into the cup, and when told, tap cups and chug.

[spoon]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is this beer chugging? I swear i've seen this line up at the halloween cock chugging contest.</p><p>perry &quot;the guy who never loses&quot; noid will win this contest easy. </p><p>i welcome your foolish responses. </p><p>yeah WHAT are we chugging? and WHAT are we chugging it out of?</p><p>Are we allowed to open our own beer?</p><p>Dont wanna be poisoned by some jealous poster or contestant...</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p>Wow someone's a little &quot;perrynoid&quot;!</p><p>I wonder, who could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Damn that was pretty Funk-esque and I'm proud bitches!</p>

[MONICA5579]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is this beer chugging? I swear i've seen this line up at the halloween cock chugging contest.</p><p>perry &quot;the guy who never loses&quot; noid will win this contest easy. </p><p>i welcome your foolish responses. </p><p>yeah WHAT are we chugging? and WHAT are we chugging it out of?</p><p>Are we allowed to open our own beer?</p><p>Dont wanna be poisoned by some jealous poster or contestant...</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p>Foolish responses?&nbsp; Well, I welcome your foolish attempt to beat the best chugger around...&nbsp; The Princess from Chicago!!&nbsp; I am good at chugging all types of things...&nbsp; Ok, that's another discussion...&nbsp; But really, do you think you can beat me or anyone else for that matter from ronfez.net?&nbsp; Prepare to get your ass handed to you baby!!&nbsp; You're going down!!&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Princess Monica&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/king.gif" border="0" width="25" height="27" /></p>

[Uncle-Inky]

If you still have room and don't mind a relatively new poster here put me down

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>is this beer chugging? I swear i've seen this line up at the halloween cock chugging contest.</p><p>perry &quot;the guy who never loses&quot; noid will win this contest easy. </p><p>i welcome your foolish responses. </p><p>yeah WHAT are we chugging? and WHAT are we chugging it out of?</p><p>Are we allowed to open our own beer?</p><p>Dont wanna be poisoned by some jealous poster or contestant...</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p><p>Wow someone's a little &quot;perrynoid&quot;!</p><p>I wonder, who could it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><strong>Damn that was pretty Funk-esque and I'm proud bitches</strong>!</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wub.gif" border="0" width="22" height="29" /></p>

[LordJezo]

<p>How many seconds did chugging the beers take last year?</p><p>I want to time myself and see if I can compare to the big leagues that the winners were in.&nbsp;</p>

[Dirtybird12]

<p>Perry and Monica will not be able to make it -</p><p>So scratch us off the list. </p><p>&nbsp;Best of luck. </p><p>Im pulling for Spoon or Reeshy</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ralphbxny]

If there is still a spot in this chuggin contest I am in. You have to be in it to win it!!!

[grlNIN]

<strong>drusilla</strong> wrote:<br />she might be backing out, her skills have diminished in her old age<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Car bombs and a grown, defeated man might disagree.&nbsp;</p>

[JustJon]

<p>&nbsp;Two removed, two added.</p><p>Again, if you've never met me, introduce yourself before the contest so it makes you easier to find at contest time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Contestants</p><p>---------------</p><p>Earlshog</p><p>Dreamweaver</p><p>Reeshy</p><p>Stugots</p><p>joethebartender</p><p>Spoon</p><p>Irish Alkey</p><p>Miss Deloris Haze</p><p>ToddEVF&nbsp;</p><p>Uncle Inky</p><p>ralphbxny</p>

[JustJon]

jimmyNYC is now added to the list

[spoon]

<strong>CircusFreak</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Perry and Monica will not be able to make it -</p><p>So scratch us off the list. </p><p>&nbsp;Best of luck. </p><p>Im pulling for Spoon or Reeshy</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I won't let you down CF!</p>

[rckiller]

<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br>sounds like you have fun. i wish
there was fun like that in wisconsin.<p></p>

There is plenty of beer guzzling going on in Wisconsin....

[spoon]

<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br />sounds like you have fun. i wish there was fun like that in wisconsin. <p>&nbsp;</p>There is plenty of beer guzzling going on in Wisconsin.... <p>That's moonshine to you rc!</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I haven't <em>drank </em>beer, let alone chugged it, in a long time.&nbsp; Back in the day, though, I was pretty damn good.&nbsp; And absolutely NO ONE could beat me in a no-hands chug.</p><p>I doubt I could do it anymore, but I may challenge one of you young punks just for old time's sake. &nbsp;</p>

[spoon]

<p>Come on G, get in the contest.&nbsp; </p><p>We all win in the end!</p>

[lleeder]

<p>Whoops posted in the wrong spot</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by lleeder on 12-16-06 @ 6:22 PM</span>

[reillyluck]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Whoops posted in the wrong spot</p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by lleeder on 12-16-06 @ 6:22 PM</span> <p>that place gets packed regardless.&nbsp; its going to be a sardine can in there tonight due to the party and now if the pests show up....OMG</p>

[lleeder]

I went down in flames. I need practice opening my throat...wait that should be edited out later.

[ralphbxny]

I had a good time drinkin it up! Despite the close quarters it was great!