Favorite Ron Bennington Catchphrase [Archive]

y2biz

12-01-2006, 04:45 PM

What's your favorite Ronnie B catchphrase?..I'll start with my favorite"The only church I belong too is the Church of the Poison Mind"

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Death Metal Moe

12-01-2006, 04:46 PM

y2biz wrote: What's your favorite Ronnie B catchphrase?..I'll start with my favorite<>"The only church I belong too is the Church of the Poison Mind"<> DAMN YOU!  That is my favorite too!  NO bullshit, love that bit.

TheRealEddie

12-01-2006, 05:04 PM

As Iris:"202?! on Satellite?! You're better off yelling out of a tram!"

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BoondockSaint

12-01-2006, 05:08 PM

You look like a million bucks.

johnniewalker

12-01-2006, 05:13 PM

Its not a really a catchphrase, but his use of pauses are perfect and is so funny. 

Fez4PrezN2008

12-01-2006, 05:15 PM

"Man, I'm fuckin starvin... Earl we got any [blank] back there?"

FreshJ

12-01-2006, 05:17 PM

"It would be nice if I had someone who gets my Jokes."  Basically when he puts down everyone else on the show for being Losers.

lintpit

12-01-2006, 05:36 PM

..."Kool and the Gang my friend. Kool and the Gang."  in response to the question"how are you?".

mikeyboy

12-01-2006, 05:47 PM

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/myspace/mongoloid.mp3">This one was a good one.</a>  I only heard it used once on WJFK.  I kind of wish it caught on.

Don Stugots

12-01-2006, 05:53 PM

you mongoloid.

mikeyboy

12-01-2006, 05:55 PM

I know.  It's great, right?

Team_Ramrod

12-01-2006, 06:03 PM

When they were talking about the American involvement in he war in Iraq....The discussion was regarding the possibility of a draft coming into effect; It was mentioned that because it was a holy war of sorts, "I shouldn't have to fight because I'm an athiest" (Dave gave that as a hypothetical to dodge the draft).... "Do I still have to go"?The most memorable phrase I've ever heard and one that has sincerely changed my outlook on life was when Ron Replied "There's no atheists in the foxholes my friend". That is why I use it as my sig.

Don Stugots

12-01-2006, 06:05 PM

mikeyboy wrote: I know. It's great, right? i like it.  good pick.

samnyc

12-01-2006, 06:08 PM

Call asks Ron how he's doing and Ron answers in a real gutteral utterance: "mmm."

davenwo

12-01-2006, 06:10 PM

the obvious correct answer is ..."so i got my own radio show."

mikeyboy

12-01-2006, 06:11 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: The most memorable phrase I've ever heard and one that has sincerely changed my outlook on life was when Ron Replied "There's no atheists in the foxholes my friend".<a href="http://www.atheists.org/action/alert-05-apr-2006.html">Actually, Ron was repeating an established expression, most notably used by Katie Couric earlier this year.</a>...and there are a lot of atheists in the military who would challenge that statement.

Team_Ramrod

12-01-2006, 06:15 PM

davenwo wrote: the obvious correct answer is ..."so i got my own radio show." You're right, that was obvious. The thing is no one was arrogant enough to post such a beloved phrase and believe everyone hasn't already thought of it and chuckled inside.Goddamned...                   I wish I would have thought of it cause it really is a gem. Well done sir.

Team_Ramrod

12-01-2006, 06:20 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: The most memorable phrase I've ever heard and one that has sincerely changed my outlook on life was when Ron Replied "There's no atheists in the foxholes my friend".<a href="http://www.atheists.org/action/alert-05-apr-2006.html">Actually, Ron was repeating an established expression, most notably used by Katie Couric earlier this year.</a>...and there are a lot of atheists in the military who would challenge that statement.Well Katie Couric isn't here right now and all credit will go to Ron. But thank you so much for the devastating news Mikeyboy. In Honour of your momentous announcement I have changed my sig.Thanks

mikeyboy

12-01-2006, 06:25 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: mikeyboy wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: The most memorable phrase I've ever heard and one that has sincerely changed my outlook on life was when Ron Replied "There's no atheists in the foxholes my friend".<a href="http://www.atheists.org/action/alert-05-apr-2006.html">Actually, Ron was repeating an established expression, most notably used by Katie Couric earlier this year.</a>...and there are a lot of atheists in the military who would challenge that statement.Well Katie Couric isn't here right now and all credit will go to Ron. But thank you so much for the devastating news Mikeyboy. In Honour of your momentous announcement I have changed my sig.ThanksSorry about that.Mikeyboy killed my happiness. That made me laugh out loud and wake up Baby Love in the other room.

Don Stugots

12-01-2006, 06:28 PM

mikeyboy wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: mikeyboy wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: The most memorable phrase I've ever heard and one that has sincerely changed my outlook on life was when Ron Replied "There's no atheists in the foxholes my friend".<a href="http://www.atheists.org/action/alert-05-apr-2006.html">Actually, Ron was repeating an established expression, most notably used by Katie Couric earlier this year.</a>...and there are a lot of atheists in the military who would challenge that statement.Well Katie Couric isn't here right now and all credit will go to Ron. But thank you so much for the devastating news Mikeyboy. In Honour of your momentous announcement I have changed my sig.ThanksSorry about that. Mikeyboy killed my happiness.  That made me laugh out loud and wake up Baby Love in the other room. SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dont wake babylove.

watson

12-01-2006, 06:29 PM

That don't make you a bad person

reillyluck

12-01-2006, 06:33 PM

I cant seem to get "HE'S THE COOLEST DADDY O!!" out of my headron referring to big AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

RapistWit

12-01-2006, 08:09 PM

Catchphrase: "made it worse Fezzy?...or did it make it better?" / "That's crazy talk"Line: "Then buy a cake and eat it." (this line will make me laugh no matter what time of day or night I think of it)Muttering: "Todd was" (When a caller called in and asked if Fez could have been straight in a past life. The fact that someone could be so funny in such a passing, throwaway manner amazes me every day.) 

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WhistlePig

12-01-2006, 08:14 PM

"neck like a stack of dimes"

PapaBear

12-01-2006, 08:23 PM

Anytime a girl says she's a cutter...Hot.Ron's "hot's" blow away Paris'.

WanderDukeCubs

12-01-2006, 08:53 PM

"Hey________, Watch the language, you don't gotta work blue". Immediately followed by a well placed "Fuck" Makes me giggle everytime

Fallon

12-01-2006, 09:08 PM

Itmightbe adog'sass!

FUNKMAN

12-01-2006, 09:28 PM

" yeah "short, sweet, and to the point

Team_Ramrod

12-01-2006, 09:39 PM

WanderDukeCubs wrote: "Hey________, Watch the language, you don't gotta work blue". Immediately followed by a well placed "Fuck" Makes me giggle everytimeThose are funny moments but it seems better when he <strike>pulls it out for fez</strike> says it to fez after the use of heck or any other non-swear swear word.

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IrishAlkey

12-01-2006, 09:51 PM

The best ass in the business.

Reynolds

12-01-2006, 10:40 PM

Catchphrase:Person: (Blank) is the best (blank) ever.Ron: Well let me call (blank) and tell him the bad news Signature move:Anytime he interrupts someone to go to a caller. Fez: Blah blah bl....Ron: (Caller) you're on R&F

Dan G

12-02-2006, 03:16 AM

Nice girl, nice family...SHE'S A HOOKER!I think he's used that line once on XM, but it was huge during the Ron & Ron years.

A.J.

12-02-2006, 06:14 AM

I miss the good ol' "Name...Name you're on Ron and Fez."

Captain Rooster

12-02-2006, 06:26 AM

" .....   Half a Fag."Love it every time.

led37zep

12-02-2006, 10:32 AM

RapistWit wrote: Line: "Then buy a cake and eat it." (this line will make me laugh no matter what time of day or night I think of it) I fucking love that line.  Best thing about that is how Ron says he doesn't even remember writing it, it just kinda came out.

Crispy123

12-02-2006, 11:00 AM

<Doors "The end" is playing> You need to get yourself a head full of good acid Fezzie and "ride the snake"....

y2biz

12-02-2006, 12:28 PM

<pre>"Well Fez you really gave it to those fat cats in Washington" </pre>

FUNKMAN

12-02-2006, 12:37 PM

" ya red headed freak "

JimmyDuvet

12-02-2006, 12:42 PM

"I love you. I love you like a retarded niece."

ChrisTheCop

12-02-2006, 12:48 PM

Now I'm starvin'.

FezPaul

12-02-2006, 12:51 PM

Tommy?.......Tommy?.......

BenInArkansas

12-02-2006, 01:55 PM

"Taxpayer"

Captain Rooster

12-02-2006, 02:09 PM

ChrisTheCop wrote:  Now I'm starvin'. Sooo classic.

Reynolds

12-02-2006, 02:32 PM

Some people dont get the bit here.

FUNKMAN

12-02-2006, 02:33 PM

" bowl of gravy "

torker

12-02-2006, 02:40 PM

The sigh of frustration.

clownshoes

12-02-2006, 06:02 PM

i know this may be late in the game but anytime mr. ron bennington does something "....like a gentleman" it makes me laugh like an ass

FezPaul

12-02-2006, 06:13 PM

I like when a caller says "Blow me up Ron!" and then Ron plays the sound of an explosion.

Team_Ramrod

12-02-2006, 08:29 PM

torker wrote: The sigh of frustration. The sigh of disapointment

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klaus_kinski_Jr

12-03-2006, 10:37 AM

I'm loving Ron's take on the Fezetorial...... THANK YOU!

also Hayseeds & Ham-n-Eggers

ChimneyFish

12-03-2006, 10:55 AM

FezPaul wrote: Tommy?.......Tommy?....... I don't know why, but that makes me laugh every single time.    My Favorite line that Ron ever said = caller: "I'm raising an Autistic child, and...."Ron: "If the kid can paint, the kid can paint. I got my own radio show. Let's not make this a contest."

RaiderJeff

12-04-2006, 12:20 PM

Bag of hot nickels..

y2biz

12-05-2006, 03:49 PM

"Carnies and Rubes....Carnies and Rubes"

johnniewalker

12-05-2006, 03:52 PM

ya ____ prick!

FreshJ

12-05-2006, 06:17 PM

"It'd be nice to do a show with someone who gets me." Ron B

jetdog

12-05-2006, 06:24 PM

"Fessszzzzzz"

FarBeyondDarren

12-05-2006, 08:50 PM

While not a "catch phrase" per se, Ron makes great use of the word "gimmick" and it has really caught on with the rest of the boys.

aceofspades7

12-06-2006, 05:48 AM

drownding - not really a catchphrase but he says that a lot

ralphbxny

12-06-2006, 05:55 AM

I gotta keep my head on a swivil.andthese F'in hayseeds!

Arab_Jacker

12-08-2006, 11:46 AM

"This ducks still live" and his perfect use of "hmm".  Dont know how he does it.

TheVHD

12-08-2006, 12:10 PM

I smile everytime Mista B gives a "Ya (insert expoitive here) PRICK!!!!"  With a signature Ronnie B hard CKKKKKK at the end of Prick.  I do it myself when I want to laufff...And on a side note.... I lauff my ass off when he told the story of him and his friend (forget his name) taking their chicks out to dinner and his friend was low on ca$h... So his friend orders himself a nice steak and then tells the waiter "... and she will have the BROOK TROUT."  Which was like $10.00 or something.... I'm lauffing right now.  FUCKING GOLD!!!!

fatnuts

12-08-2006, 12:21 PM

You're not [blank]?  Well Fez, I owe you ten bucks.

XCross

12-09-2006, 03:40 AM

I always like it when someone is talking about something that Ron could care less about and just when they finish their sentence you hear Ron say -- "Right back, Ron & Fez Show"

AppleBoy

12-09-2006, 04:54 AM

Take it easy Clarkie.

jojogun357

12-09-2006, 05:41 AM

Used when someone is talking about a dead relative.I lost my _________.     (Husband, wife, mother, father, etc) Ron    "Did you look behind the couch?"

Louie D

12-09-2006, 09:30 PM

I'm into this thread "in a BIG BIG way"

FezPaul

12-09-2006, 09:33 PM

Louie D wrote: I'm into this thread "in a BIG BIG way" More hooks than a tackle box? Everything workin' for ya?

mikeyboy

12-09-2006, 10:02 PM

AppleBoy wrote: Take it easy Clarkie. Going old school.

esquivel

12-09-2006, 11:03 PM

i like rons "or" stuff.for instance when fez says "i met him yesterday" and ron says something like "met him or blew him?"thats not an actual quote.  but i love when he does that.

shirtless_bully

12-10-2006, 08:24 AM

its not really a catchphrase, but i love it when ron gets a gift or something, and says like ill take a picture of me with it and give it to ya, shit like that kills me

Miguel Bastardo

12-11-2006, 06:31 AM

"a bunch of fucking rubes!"

y2biz

12-11-2006, 09:41 PM

"Is it a documentary or rockumentary?"<> Ronnie B for Pope!!!

SinA

12-12-2006, 07:24 AM

eww.

y2biz

12-20-2006, 05:18 PM

"Why wouldn't he be"

Aqualad

12-20-2006, 05:34 PM

y2biz wrote: "Is it a documentary or rockumentary?"<> Ronnie B for Pope!!! Then there's the month of "Rocktober."Also like when the "Hero" music plays and Ron tells the cell phone story.

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PigShitIrish

12-21-2006, 11:14 AM

Random Person: " I was doing ______"Ron:"And by _______......you mean sucking dick?"

Jughead

12-21-2006, 11:54 AM

Dont be a Maroooooon....RB

Jughead

12-21-2006, 11:55 AM

Caller..How ya doing???????? Ron...Dont worry about it....TEHHEEEE

y2biz

01-25-2007, 07:26 AM

Heard this oldie but goodie on Tuesday"Word to your moms - droppin bombs"

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spadanko

01-25-2007, 07:44 AM

HIS DICK BROKE!!!Also, "I'm stravin'.. we got any (insert anything here)

STC-Dub

01-25-2007, 07:59 AM

Tommy, Tommy, Tommy can you hear me? and I'ms starvin, Earl do we have any...

MikeB

01-25-2007, 08:10 AM

<img src="http://www.sitcom.co.uk/extras/images/char_millman.jpg">
Are you having a laugh?

hafast

01-25-2007, 08:12 AM

Caller: "Hey, great show"Ron: "I know, I was just telling Fez that"Or, pretty much anything that he says.

ralphbxny

01-25-2007, 01:49 PM

hafast wrote: Caller: "Hey, great show"Ron: "I know, I was just telling Fez that"Or, pretty much anything that he says.or today after a caller said great show...ron replied,"always is"and we havent herd this one in a while but....we have the best callers in the business

fillourenco

01-25-2007, 02:00 PM

caller: (says something stupid)Ron: what state are you from?caller: (state)Ron and Fez: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TheGameHHH

01-25-2007, 02:06 PM

i love "ew"

riverofpiss

01-25-2007, 02:13 PM

"You look like a hundred grand" is one of my favourite backhanded compliments.

Deadshot87

01-25-2007, 10:45 PM

"Oh yeah well i have two radio shows" "a hug salesman in retard town"

nassue

01-26-2007, 02:59 AM

SinA wrote:  eww.i love that shit eww

drjoek

01-26-2007, 05:03 AM

Its all in the inflection but I love "In the AHSS"

willisjackson

01-26-2007, 07:38 AM

Let's not make a big deal out of this"

yomudder21

01-26-2007, 07:39 AM

BoondockSaint wrote: You look like a million bucks.I use this when necessary and it never fails to win someone over.

willisjackson

01-26-2007, 08:00 AM

That's crazy talk

FUNKMAN

01-26-2007, 08:07 AM

" my friend "and it seems he always says it when he's getting a little emotional or sentimental which is cool because it makes him seem human as opposed to just a comic genius

bceagle

01-26-2007, 03:09 PM

<stupid comment....pause.....>I don't even know what that means.  <ron moves on>

Arch Stanton

01-26-2007, 03:22 PM

Starvin' here Cool and the Gang  Every phrase he speaks by definition is my favorite.

Captain Rooster

01-26-2007, 03:37 PM

..now I'm starvin'    (great lines are the ones you know are coming.)

torker

01-26-2007, 03:43 PM

go get a show named after yourself 

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Arch Stanton

01-26-2007, 04:19 PM

Short Porch

samnyc

01-26-2007, 04:33 PM

All drunked up~

davidb72

01-26-2007, 05:11 PM

I find myself saying everything is beau ti ful, beau ti ful dinner, beau ti ful salad, beau ti ful glass of beer... And then I hold my s at the end of words. "Let's have a couple slicesssssssss." "Let's order a dozen wingsssssssss." I must sound like a retard to my friends that don't listen to the buddies.

Arch Stanton

01-26-2007, 05:19 PM

Burgers?..........We doin' Burgers? 866-ron 0 fez ...and our website   Ronfez.net  , they got a listening thread going on there This thread is mandatory reading. Fantastic job by all.

Arch Stanton

01-26-2007, 05:20 PM

davidb72 wrote: I find myself saying everything is beau ti ful, beau ti ful dinner, beau ti ful salad, beau ti ful glass of beer... And then I hold my s at the end of words. "Let's have a couple slicesssssssss." "Let's order a dozen wingsssssssss." I must sound like a retard to my friends that don't listen to the buddies. Yeah, but don't ya smile inside when you do it? It is fun.

riverofpiss

01-27-2007, 01:18 AM

bceagle wrote:  I don't even know what that means.   Ron is the king of the pause.  I also love when a caller says something really dumb and Ron doesn't even acknowledge it.  He just grabs the next caller and moves on.  I love that.Also when a hayseed calls in and Ron asks"Where you from?""Alabama""OOOOhhhhhhh"

fillourenco

01-28-2007, 02:39 PM

fez: some times i playfully tease her about her medicore bass playingPAUSE PAUSEPAUSERon: wtf are you taking about

Chizzad

01-28-2007, 03:33 PM

When the Caller says there profession and Ronnie B says "well I have two radio shows"

lleeder

01-28-2007, 03:42 PM

"Hey its the daily lleeder"

Aqualad

01-28-2007, 05:27 PM

"What do you think, Earl?"

JokesaboutPants

01-28-2007, 05:47 PM

It's more than likely been said but my favorite is " that's just crazy talk"...wonderful..<a href="http://theheretik.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/crazy%20talk%20today%20081406.jpg" target="_top"></a><img src="http://photo.hibiscusrealm.net/a/c/6947/Image/jack/crazy_talk.gif" border="0" width="339" height="365" />

johnniewalker

01-28-2007, 05:49 PM

lleeder wrote: "Hey its the daily lleeder" The daily Frenchie stole your gig on the XM show!

JokesaboutPants

01-28-2007, 05:51 PM

or "so what, I have two radio shows"... <img src="http://english.seoul.go.kr/ICSFiles/artimage/2006/06/08/stif03_c/Isaac_1.jpg" border="0" width="324" height="365" />?midnight rider?

Big_Mr_B_Fan

01-28-2007, 07:52 PM

As many others have said....anytime he asks if we have any _____, I'm fkn starvin. But also, anytime he goes off on Fez about being gay, like grilling him with gay questions. He did it the other day when he asked how Fez gets the "gum" out of his ass. Turkey baster....just makes me almost piss myself every time!!!!! 

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