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Team_Ramrod

12-02-2006, 10:24 PM

Oh Great Oracle, My wife and I were having sex tonight and just as I was about to 'finish' the phone rang. She jumped off to answer it cause she was expecting a call from her dad... At the exact instant she made her move I HAD to make mine. Being that I lost my safe-haven the whole 'experience' just fizzled away.Because she pulled away and RUINED it for me is she obligated to give me a do-over?

OGC

12-02-2006, 10:31 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.You are kidding, right ?

Team_Ramrod

12-02-2006, 10:35 PM

nope. No kidding...

FezPaul

12-02-2006, 10:50 PM

Zo, your zaying zat your vife stopped in ze middle of coitus to take a phone call from her fahzer?Hmmmmm...interesting...<img src="http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/freud/images/vc008467.jpg" border="0" width="460" height="640" />

Hottub

12-03-2006, 06:29 AM

"Who's you daddy? Who's your daddy?"   <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/huh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> Yes, you do get a Do-Over. No doubt. If see gives you any greif, tell her Hottub said so.

Gvac

12-03-2006, 06:35 AM

A do-over?  You should get a "do it right"!She shouldn't even be aware of the phone ringing if you've got her revved up enough.  I'm very disappointed in you  Ramrod.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" />

reillyluck

12-03-2006, 06:36 AM

FezPaul wrote: Zo, your zaying zat your vife stopped in ze middle of coitus to take a phone call from her fahzer?Hmmmmm...interesting...<img src="http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/freud/images/vc008467.jpg" border="0" width="460" height="640" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> where do you come up with these things?  love it!

Don Stugots

12-03-2006, 06:53 AM

that is grounds for divorce.  i should know. 

Jujubees2

12-03-2006, 07:11 AM

I had the same experience with my wife except it was her messed-up, lying, stealing from the kids piggy bank, brother of hers that called (he was living with us at the time).  Man talk about being frustrated.  And no, I didn't get a do over.

reillyluck

12-03-2006, 07:24 AM

Alex always wants to have sex right before we have company come over.  do i get a do over when we cant finish?

Team_Ramrod

12-03-2006, 08:07 AM

Gvac wrote: A do-over?  You should get a "do it right"!She shouldn't even be aware of the phone ringing if you've got her revved up enough.  I'm very disappointed in you  Ramrod.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" />What's that? We've been together for 6 years and have 3 kids... At this point her idea of revved up is taking her shirt off. I think I'd have more luck with a cardboard box! Foreplay consists of walking down the hall to the bedroom and her idea of saying "I want it" is "you got 3 minutes".So Gvac, There's no revving up here dude.... And I'm disappointed in myself, WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?

FezPaul

12-03-2006, 08:10 AM

Team_Ramrod wrote: Gvac wrote: A do-over?  You should get a "do it right"!She shouldn't even be aware of the phone ringing if you've got her revved up enough.  I'm very disappointed in you  Ramrod.  <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" />What's that? We've been together for 6 years and have 3 kids... At this point her idea of revved up is taking her shirt off. I think I'd have more luck with a cardboard box! Foreplay consists of walking down the hall to the bedroom and her idea of saying "I want it" is "you got 3 minutes".So Gvac, There's no revving up here dude.... And I'm disappointed in myself, WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f281/FezPaul/hack/stevethebear.jpg

johnniewalker

12-03-2006, 08:13 AM

Team_Ramrod wrote: Gvac wrote: A do-over? You should get a "do it right"!She shouldn't even be aware of the phone ringing if you've got her revved up enough. I'm very disappointed in you Ramrod. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/annoyed.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" />What's that? We've been together for 6 years and have 3 kids... At this point her idea of revved up is taking her shirt off. I think I'd have more luck with a cardboard box! Foreplay consists of walking down the hall to the bedroom and her idea of saying "I want it" is "you got 3 minutes".So Gvac, There's no revving up here dude.... And I'm disappointed in myself, WHAT HAVE I BECOME!? First you're faking it, now this.  We have to have sit down Ramrod.

KC2OSO

12-03-2006, 08:32 AM

Next time you're over her pop's house, leave a batch in his hairbrush.  That should even things up.

FUNKMAN

12-03-2006, 09:56 AM

would it be considered a do-over being you never came?i would have imagined after the phone-call she would have realized you were now double-loaded and would have willingly and voluntarily helped you release all that pressurein other words turn that fizzle into jizzle   <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" />

Bulldogcakes

12-03-2006, 10:12 AM

No do over for you. You get a DONT over.

reillyluck

12-03-2006, 10:15 AM

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m269/teejoker12/fdf9047b2f605e59de67a9047195914a.gif

Team_Ramrod

12-03-2006, 10:21 AM

Funkman, I came but I didn't "CUM"... Just as I started, she jumped off so I got off a shot or two in her labia and 2 tiny, less than impressive dribbles down my tip... I just laid there and watched this Involuntary act taking place with absolutely no benefit to me whatsoever.As she was jumping off I was like "no, no, no"... she said "yeah right you're not cumming" I though "not any more". She went out to the living room to look at a christmas toy for my son on the computer (reason her dad called) and When she came back she realized she screwed up. Not cause she felt guilty but because she had a surprise 'surface' when she sat on the couch.No worries, I'll get her back...even if I have to donkey punch her to do it.   

This message was edited by Team_Ramrod on 12-3-06 @ 2:22 PM

FUNKMAN

12-03-2006, 12:44 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote:  Funkman, I came but I didn't "CUM"... Just as I started, she jumped off so I got off a shot or two in her labia and 2 tiny, less than impressive dribbles down my tip... I just laid there and watched this Involuntary act taking place with absolutely no benefit to me whatsoever.As she was jumping off I was like "no, no, no"... she said "yeah right you're not cumming" I though "not any more". She went out to the living room to look at a christmas toy for my son on the computer (reason her dad called) and When she came back she realized she screwed up. Not cause she felt guilty but because she had a surprise 'surface' when she sat on the couch.No worries, I'll get her back...even if I have to donkey punch her to do it. oh you were in midcum...  i feel for you man, that's worse than not cumming at alli'm sure you will be tearing that stuff up in your next session    <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="20" height="20" />

Don Stugots

12-03-2006, 12:45 PM

you should just jerked off all over the bed and told her to clean it up. 

FezPaul

12-03-2006, 12:47 PM

FUNKMAN wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote:  Funkman, I came but I didn't "CUM"... Just as I started, she jumped off so I got off a shot or two in her labia and 2 tiny, less than impressive dribbles down my tip... I just laid there and watched this Involuntary act taking place with absolutely no benefit to me whatsoever.As she was jumping off I was like "no, no, no"... she said "yeah right you're not cumming" I though "not any more". She went out to the living room to look at a christmas toy for my son on the computer (reason her dad called) and When she came back she realized she screwed up. Not cause she felt guilty but because she had a surprise 'surface' when she sat on the couch.No worries, I'll get her back...even if I have to donkey punch her to do it. oh you were in midcum...  i feel for you man, that's worse than not cumming at alli'm sure you will be tearing that stuff up in your next session    <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="20" height="20" />Therapy session.

SatCam

12-03-2006, 01:00 PM

I think you get two do-overs plus one anal for all your troubles.

Team_Ramrod

12-03-2006, 09:55 PM

FezPaul wrote: FUNKMAN wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote:  Funkman, I came but I didn't "CUM"... Just as I started, she jumped off so I got off a shot or two in her labia and 2 tiny, less than impressive dribbles down my tip... I just laid there and watched this Involuntary act taking place with absolutely no benefit to me whatsoever.As she was jumping off I was like "no, no, no"... she said "yeah right you're not cumming" I though "not any more". She went out to the living room to look at a christmas toy for my son on the computer (reason her dad called) and When she came back she realized she screwed up. Not cause she felt guilty but because she had a surprise 'surface' when she sat on the couch.No worries, I'll get her back...even if I have to donkey punch her to do it. oh you were in midcum...  i feel for you man, that's worse than not cumming at alli'm sure you will be tearing that stuff up in your next session    <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" width="20" height="20" />Therapy session.Damned it FezPaul, not you too.First the elementary principle, then the hooker I choked out, then my wife and now you! Is there anyone who doesn't think I need therapy?(other than Kane and Pyle)

ralphbxny

12-06-2006, 12:11 PM

SatCam wrote: I think you get two do-overs plus one anal for all your troubles. I agree. Nothing futher needs to be said.

Drunky McBetidont

12-06-2006, 12:50 PM

KC2OSO wrote: Next time you're over her pop's house, leave a batch in his hairbrush.  That should even things up. holy cow that is dark, very funny but dark.  take a dated picture of the money shot and then slip it on his desk in a couple months.