Homeless Fez

[ADF]

Sheepy and I were at the 5th Ave Apple store, killing time until my girl got into the city. Sheepy spots some guy who &quot;looks just like Fez.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;We debated for several minutes as to whether or not it actually was Fez, but finally came to the conclusion that it was just some guy who kinda looked like him.&nbsp;&nbsp;Because of his somewhat disheveled nature and the confused look upon as his face as he was wandering about the technology, we labeled him &quot;Homeless Fez.&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our goal was to get close to him in order for me to take a surreptitious picture of Homeless Fez with my camera phone in order to show Fez his poverty-stricken doppleganger.&nbsp;&nbsp;After a couple of minutes of finagling about, we finally got close enough, only to have Homeless Fez turn into the real Fez when he recognized us.<br /> <br /> I miss Homeless Fez.

[Sheeplovr]

for the record adf said he was a homeless not me <br />

[FUNKMAN]

hope you got his autograph

[Gvac]

<p>Fez was in the Apple store?&nbsp; I knew he was cool!</p><p>Maybe he's finally decided try to understand the whole concept of &quot;electronic mail - mail sent electronically.&quot;&nbsp;</p>

[Don Stugots]

did he do some nature boy for you?

[Kevin]

How did Ron change into his Fez voice so easy?

[whiskyriver]

just glad he got ot of the house.

[360legend]

Well, it's common for people who don't get out much to be very confused and disheveled while in public. This leads to what I have termed: Fear of the unknown. Fez was confused because people are unknown to him. He's a hermit.<br /><br />And hermits are scared of groups of people.

[K.C.]

<p>There's no seedy public restroooms near there? Maybe he had just come from getting a nice tousling from a strange effeminent Puerto Rican. </p>

[Febreeze]

Maybe Fez was visiting Earl at his apartment in the XM studios.

[lleeder]

Did he have his clothes in a bindle over his shoulder?

[Don Stugots]

did he have the HoBo pack?&nbsp; thats a bandana tied to stick.

[Tenbatsuzen]

<p>stalkers</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Fezticle98]

Did he smell like he had crapped and not wiped or showered afterward?

[Tall_James]

<p>I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's.&nbsp; </p><p>His hair was perfect.</p>

[Don Stugots]

was wearing the same clothes as a few days ago?

[Tenbatsuzen]

<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. </p><p>His hair was perfect.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>360legend</strong> wrote:<br />Well, it's common for people who don't get out much to be very confused and disheveled while in public. <strong>This leads to what <u>I have termed</u>: Fear of the unknown</strong>. Fez was confused because people are unknown to him. He's a hermit.<br /><br />And hermits are scared of groups of people. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">So you're the one who came up with that phrase?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm impressed. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

did he smell like gravy?

[mikeyboy]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />was wearing the same clothes as a few days ago? <p>Come on.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/displaymedia.cfm/id/3035">That's regular Fez.</a>&nbsp; It's just that no one seems to notice.</p>

[BrentfromTN1]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. </p><p>His hair was perfect.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I also saw Lon Chaney Jr. drinking one as well.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Sheeplovr]

i jsut want to say Fez looked normal he just was a lost in the apple store so was i the kids with the red shirts walkign aroun and the asain men dooing bills <br />

[Recyclerz]

<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. </p><p>His hair was perfect.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Then hurry on home.&nbsp; Boom-boom Mancini is fighting Bobby Chacon.*</p><p>* On ESPN Classic </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[UnknownPD]

<font size="2">Was his young strapping cuban assistant helpful in orienting him?</font>

[Furtherman]

<p>I listening to them talking about this incident now but I had pictured them in a store that sold only apples.&nbsp; As in the fruit.&nbsp; But then Fez said Apple Computers.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Silly.</p>

[Cleophus James]

<strong>Furtherman</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I listening to them talking about this incident now but I had pictured them in a store that sold only apples. As in the fruit. But then Fez said Apple Computers. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Silly.</p>I was also unclear.&nbsp; I just figured it was some apples only shop.&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

[reillyluck]

<p>SHAME ON YOU FOR STARTING THIS!! SHAME SHAME SHAME! SHAME ON YOU!!</p><p>http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y70/lilshychinkgurl/Emoticons/3920f178.gif</p>

[kellermcgee21]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i jsut want to say Fez looked normal he just was a lost in the apple store so was i the kids with the red shirts walkign aroun and the asain men dooing bills <br /><p>thanks for clearing the up sheepy....it all makes sense now</p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i jsut want to say Fez looked normal he just was a lost in the apple store so was i the kids with the red shirts walkign aroun and the asain men dooing bills <br /> <p>&nbsp;spin doctor. </p>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>&nbsp;double post.&nbsp; sorry. </strong>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 12-4-06 @ 3:43 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Sheeplovr</strong> wrote:<br />i jsut want to say Fez looked normal he just was a lost in the apple store so was i the kids with the red shirts walkign aroun and the asain men dooing bills <br /> <p>&nbsp;spin doctor. </p>

[suggums]

triple burn from stugots!

[reillyluck]

<p><font size="5">Face!</font></p><p><font size="5">Face!</font></p><p><font size="5">Face!</font></p>

[yomudder21]

<p><font size="3">Is Fez even not disheveled? </font></p>

[OGC]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">It would all be so clear if they had just taken the picture with the cellphone. </font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">As Photoshop Mike knows, pictures don't lie.</font></p>

[K.C.]

<p>It may just be an odd coincedence, but this old bit popped up&nbsp;during a shuffle&nbsp;on my iTunes today:</p><p><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/mediastorage/mikey/rant%20and%20audio%20diary.zip">Harry Elvis's rant on the homeless</a></p><p>Notice how suppotive Fez is of Harry's pro-homeless stance...I guess we know why now. </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by K.C. on 12-4-06 @ 6:08 PM</span>

[ADF]

<p>For the record, the &quot;homeless&quot; moniker was only used in the sense that Fez had a look about him as if he did not belong where he was, a fact that he readily admitted to.&nbsp; He was not dirty or smelly in any way.&nbsp;</p><p>Sheepy did indeed use the same term as I, but only after I had used it.&nbsp; Any amusement on our part was not directed at Fez, but rather at ourselves for our stupidity in not realizing it was the beloved co-host.</p>

[Brujo]

You owe Fez a blowjob.

[disneyspy]

bumped cuz i cant get it to the listenin thread

[furie]

you love to stir the shit

[sailor]

bumped cuz i cant get it to the listenin thread

huh?