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12-04-2006, 08:26 AM
<p> </p><p>hey buddays. Any ronfez.net folks attending this year's SantaCon in NY? I'll be attending as I do every year. I'd love to have a few fellow R&F fans come along for the ride. (And we can Santa-crash the ronfez.net party which I realize is also on 12/16).</p><p> It's an amazing NY experience and I highly recommend it!</p><p> Preliminary info below: </p><p>---------------------------------------------------- </p><p> </p><p> <br />Ho! Ho! Ho! (and some of you sluts out there too)<br /><br />In case you haven't guessed, this is Santa. I'm up here in the North <br />Pole with a drunk redhead on one knee and a passed-out raver on the other, <br />and I want you to know I am thinking about you.<br /><br />I'll be coming to New York this year as fat, jolly and wasted as ever. <br />I'll be leading you all on a rampage throughout the city that will leave you <br />with more candy-canes and hickeys than you've ever seen in your life. I've <br />got plans. I've got ideas. SantaCon WILL happen, and it will be <br />unforgettable. Well, depending on how much you drink....<br /><br />Ho ho buuuuuuuuuuuuurp!<br /><br />It looks like all the good little boys and girls (a.k.a. none of you) are<br />getting their wishes.... I'll be rolling in from the North Pole to lead<br />Santacon on <u>SATURDAY, DECEMBER 16th, 2006</u>.<br /><br />Tell your friends! Tell your lovers! Tell your family! (Except your mom. I<br />told her about it last night.)<br /><br />Please DO NOT tell the media or distribute this to other mailing lists.<br /><br />And remember the FOUR FUCKS:<br /><br />Don't fuck with kids.<br />Don't fuck with cops.<br />Don't fuck with security.<br />Don't fuck with Santa!!!<br /><br />Remember, Santa loves you. Now where's my waitress?<br /><br />-Santa</p>