Would you bang Vicki Guererro?

[Brujo]

I find her hot in a strange way.

[K.C.]

<p>She looked better before Eddie's death when she was part of the whole Rey/Eddie Mexican Soap Opera storyline. </p><p>She's put on a lot of what I can only assume is 'comfort weight' since, however. </p><p>Still, I'd probably do it just to say I did. </p>

[Furtherman]

I'm too hungover to imagine what she might look like.&nbsp; C'mon....&nbsp; a little help.

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Please post pics.</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Please post pics.</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I mean seriously, that should go without saying.</font></strong></p>

[AppleBoy]

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3392696" border="0" width="178" height="267" />

[Dougie Brootal]

no. not at all.

[blakjeezis]

I hate to parrot Mr. B ... again, but if she's female I would have sex with her. I've been through this before: Club foot? I'd hit it. Burn victim? Hit it. Tiger attack? Hit it. Missing one or all appendages, including a head? Hit it. Man hands? Hit it. Cleft palate? Hit it. St. Vitus' dance? Hit it.

[Kevin]

<p>Not with Eddie's decomposed maggot filled dick. .......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Too soon??&nbsp;</p>

[Kevin]

Holy Double post bat man.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 12-8-06 @ 4:35 PM</span>

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br />I hate to parrot Mr. B ... again, but if she's female I would have sex with her. I've been through this before: Club foot? I'd hit it. Burn victim? Hit it. Tiger attack? Hit it. Missing one or all appendages, including a head? Hit it. Man hands? Hit it. Cleft palate? Hit it. St. Vitus' dance? Hit it. <p>Exactly.&nbsp; If we're talking tastes in women, I'm just not attracted.</p><p>If we're talking about being a complete faggot or not, I'm not so I'd bang her per the Bennington Doctrine.</p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>AppleBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3392696" border="0" width="178" height="267" /> <p>I wouldn't about Ron's credo. I'm pretty sure that's a man.</p>

[OGC]

<strong>blakjeezis</strong> wrote:<br />I hate to parrot Mr. B ... again, but if she's female I would have sex with her. I've been through this before: Club foot? I'd hit it. Burn victim? Hit it. Tiger attack? Hit it. Missing one or all appendages, including a head? Hit it. Man hands? Hit it. Cleft palate? Hit it. St. Vitus' dance? Hit it. <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="3">I couldn't agree more.</font></p>

[cougarjake13]

i'd hit while screaming who's your papi !!

[outlawfrank]

of course i would, it would be nice if she wore a <strong>luchador</strong> <strong>mask</strong> though.

[led37zep]

I'd also bang her according to the Bennington Doctrine but I'd have to have Eddies intro music playing.&nbsp;

[willisjackson]

<strong>AppleBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3392696" border="0" width="178" height="267" /> <p>Sober me says no way.&nbsp; I'm pretty sure drunk me would love to f her.</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>outlawfrank</strong> wrote:<br />of course i would, it would be nice if she wore a <strong>luchador</strong> <strong>mask</strong> though. <p>even better would be a luchador mask of lita when she was hot</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i'd tap it then slap it

[DarkHippie]

<p>How does a buff, sexy guy like Eddie end up with that?</p>

[cougarjake13]

<strong>DarkHippie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>How does a buff, sexy guy like Eddie end up with that?</p><p>he knocked her the fuck up</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i'd nail it then i'd bail it

[FUNKMAN]

i'd rock it then i'd sock it

[FUNKMAN]

i'd eat it then i'd beat it

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd root it, then I'd scoot it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

i'd bang it then i'd hang it

[K5Banger]

I'd brown bag her, titty fuck her, and when im ready to &quot;deliver my package&quot; i'd remove and bag and say &quot;surprise bitch&quot;

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd poke it, then I'd smoke it.</font></strong>

[walking joint]

<strong>Brujo</strong> wrote:<br />I find her hot in a strange way. <p>with her there is no other way but strange.&nbsp; </p>

[A.J.]

<strong>AppleBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3392696" border="0" width="178" height="267" /> <p>I loved in her in &quot;The Blues Brothers&quot;.</p><p><img src="http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0080455/28250.jpg" border="0" width="162" height="100" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

i'd tag it then i'd bag it because i ain't no gay man...

[FUNKMAN]

i'd funkman it then i'd junkman it

[Dash77]

<strong><em><font size="4">Not a snow balls chance in hell...</font></em></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

i'd snowball it end then i'd lowball it

[watson]

<img src="http://images.sportsnetwork.com/mlb/getty/anaheim/2006/guerrero_vladimir_all_star.jpg" border="0" /><br /><strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Please post pics.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

i'd hit it, split it, and quit it

[FUNKMAN]

i'd ream it, brush my teeth, and then steam it

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd shake it, break it, and rake it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="3"><em>i'd crack it, smack it, and pack it</em></font>

[PapaBear]

<strong>A.J.</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AppleBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3392696" border="0" width="178" height="267" /> <p>I loved in her in &quot;The Blues Brothers&quot;.</p><p><img src="http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0080455/28250.jpg" border="0" width="162" height="100" /></p><p>I liked her better in Monster.</p><p><img src="http://www.cineclub.de/images/2004/04/monster-2.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="375" /></p>

[johnniewalker]

<p>I'd funk it, trunk it, and bunk it... </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="3">i'd baste it, taste it, and then waste it</font></em>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd strip it, slip it, and rip it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="3">i'd roast it, toast it, and then boast it</font></em>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd bathe it, shave it, and slave it.</font></strong>

[johnniewalker]

I'd trap it, unwrap it, and tap it.

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd tease it, squeeze it, and please it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><em><font size="3">i'd lick it , stick it, and then trick it</font></em></strong></p><p><font size="1">to make a little cash</font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd hog it, clog it, and blog it.</font></strong>

[johnniewalker]

i'd net it, pet it, and set it&nbsp; ...and then forget it

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by johnniewalker on 12-9-06 @ 5:07 PM</span>

[Kevin]

<strong>Id Lick it, Stick it ,and deep dick it.<br /></strong>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Kevin on 12-9-06 @ 5:07 PM</span>

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="4">i'd bend it, rearend it, and then send it</font></em>

[FezPaul]

<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd make it, bake it, and take it.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="Courier New" size="2">(hmmm now I'm hungry for pizza)</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="4">i'd mop it, pop it, and never stop it</font></em>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd find it, get behind it, and grind it.</font></strong>

[johnniewalker]

I'd fool it, cool it, and then tool it

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="4">i'd spank it, yank it, and stank it</font></em>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd initialize it, tanatalize it, and brutalize it.</font></strong>

[johnniewalker]

I'd hire it, tire it, and then maybe sire

[FUNKMAN]

<p><em><font size="4">i'd foil it, boil it, and then soil it</font></em></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd weigh it, pay it, and flambee' it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="5"><em>i'd drill it, fill it, and then spill it</em></font>

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="4">i'd steam it, cream it, and then dream it</font></em>

[johnniewalker]

I'd stand it, land it, and expand it

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd cruise it, peruse it, and lose it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><strong><font size="1">Would you bang Vicki Guererro?</font></strong> </p><p>Never!</p>

[johnniewalker]

I'd hide it, slide it, and glide it

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd floss it, gloss it, and toss it.</font></strong>

[Lumber]

I would'nt fuck her w/ Mikeyboys dick w/ Reeshy pushin'. I'd rather jerk off w/ a cheeze grater.

[FezPaul]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="1">Would you bang Vicki Guererro?</font></strong> <p>Never!</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Eat da brassiole! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></strong></p>

[Don Stugots]

i wouldnt even hire her to clean my apartment.&nbsp;

[Aizazzle]

No , She is too fat and ugly

[lleeder]

<p>What about her distant cousin Vida Guerra?</p><p><img src="http://www.bizzcity.com/web/hXc/vida%20guerra%20mod.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="500" /></p>

[torker]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="1">Would you bang Vicki Guererro?</font></strong> <p>Never!</p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Eat da brassiole! <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></font></strong></p><p>That ain't brassiole.</p><p><img src="http://www.tacotico.com/images/prod_taco_fish.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="168" /></p>

[Lumber]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><p>What about her distant cousin Vida Guerra?</p><p><img src="http://www.bizzcity.com/web/hXc/vida%20guerra%20mod.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="500" /></p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'd suck that snapper til her head caved in.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="4"><em>i'd gag it, shag it, and teabag it</em></font>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd reach it, teach it, and beach it.</font></strong>

[DarkHippie]

I'd shake it, bake it, and&nbsp;make her fake&nbsp;it

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="4">i'd flip it, grip it, and dip it</font></em>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd phone it, hone it, and bone it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<em><font size="4">i'd squeeze it, tease it, and please it</font></em>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd stalk it, talk it, walk it, caulk it, and chalk it.</font></strong>

[torker]

I'd inspect it, inject it &amp; infect it.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="4"><em>i'd attack it, smack it, and shellac it</em></font></p><p><em><font size="4">then i may</font></em></p><p><em><font size="4">graze it, amaze it, and glaze it</font></em></p>

[DarkHippie]

I'd fill it, drill it, and bill it

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'd hound it, sound it, confound it, astound it, round it, pound it, ground it, mound it, and rebound it.</font></strong>

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="4"><em>i'd tongue it, bung it, and rung it</em></font></p><p><em><font size="4"></font></em></p><p><em><font size="4"><font size="1">rung it? WTF is that</font> <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/innocent.gif" border="0" alt="Innocent" title="Innocent" width="18" height="22" /></font></em></p>

[torker]

I'd hit it, split it, but I won't admit it.

[FUNKMAN]

<p><font size="4"><em>i'd torker it, porker it, and then corker it</em></font></p><p><em><font size="1">now that's silly</font></em></p>

[torker]

I wouldn't fuck her with Funkman's cock with FezPaul licking the balls.

[FezPaul]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />I wouldn't fuck her with Funkman's cock with FezPaul <u>licking</u> the balls. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">&lt;soundboardfez&gt;I like tickling the balls&lt;/soundboardfez&gt;</font></strong></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br />I wouldn't fuck her with Funkman's cock with FezPaul licking the balls. <p><font size="6">LIAR!</font></p>

[ponelas park townie]

<p>I'D RAPE IT!</p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/rave-on/a172.jpg" border="0" width="171" height="243" /></p><p>THEN I'D RAPE IT AGAIN! I'M VINCE McMAHON, DAMMIT!</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

Knowing me like I do, I'd fuck anyone named Vicki

[cougarjake13]

<strong>ponelas park townie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'D RAPE IT!</p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/rave-on/a172.jpg" border="0" width="171" height="243" /></p><p>THEN I'D RAPE IT AGAIN! I'M VINCE McMAHON, DAMMIT!</p><p>he prob already has</p>

[Doogie]

I'd put her to sleep...then I would hit her.

[ralphbxny]

I have balls therefor I would...just for the story if nothing else.

[Andomray]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br />Knowing me like I do, I'd fuck anyone named Vicki<p>&nbsp;Uh oh...</p>

[cougarjake13]

<p>are the daughters of age yet ???</p><p>either way stu would bang them anyway</p>

[tnbt23]

i would not bang her with eddies dead dick... she frightens me.. Its weird, most wrestlers who are married to women that arent in the business have ugly wives.... i cite Undertakers wife as a prime example.. that broad is FUGLY.. holy jeez...

[Death Metal Moe]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>ponelas park townie</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'D RAPE IT!</p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/rave-on/a172.jpg" border="0" width="171" height="243" /></p><p>THEN I'D RAPE IT AGAIN! I'M VINCE McMAHON, DAMMIT!</p><p>he prob already has</p><p>If by &quot;it&quot; you mean &quot;the well being and longevity of his superstars&quot; then the answer is yes.</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>But back to the topic at hand.</p><p>I'd throw up in my own mouth, wash it down with my 15 to 20th swig off my whiskey bottle, and get the job done with as little eye contact as possible.</p><p>I woudn't be a passionate one or even very friendly, but again:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font size="7">BENNINGTON DOCTRINE</font></p>

[DJEvelEd]

<p><font size="5" color="#0000ff"><strong>I'd sodomize it, then I'd circumsize clit.</strong></font></p><p><strong><font size="5" color="#0000ff"></font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="5" color="#0000ff"></font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="5" color="#0000ff"></font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="5" color="#0000ff">...then a supersized shit!</font></strong></p>

[Awesome Man]

twice

[IamFogHat]

<strong>AppleBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3392696" border="0" width="178" height="267" /><p>&nbsp;Ew</p>

[Standby]

<p>Okay, to the naysayers... in an effort to sweeten the deal...</p><p>She calls you Eddie the entire time.</p><p>Okay, NOW who's in?</p>

[jocefus]

not even with hogans dick and brutus the barber pushin...

[keithy_19]

No.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>IamFogHat</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AppleBoy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29272/3392696" border="0" width="178" height="267" /><p> Ew</p><p>&nbsp;no wonder he took drugs.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<font size="4">i'd pounce it, bounce it, and then denounce it</font>

[Vodka_Mule]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp; She's absolutely gorgeASS. How come they never include her in any of the Diva projects? Oh...and yes, I would bang her lovingly.</font></p>

[FezPaul]

<strong><font size="7">4500</font></strong>

[meanmrbill]

I'd bang Vicki Lawrence, so Vicki Guerreo is a no-brainer........I'd definately lay it to her.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by meanmrbill on 12-28-06 @ 10:27 PM</span>

[Don Stugots]

<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="7">4500</font></strong><p>&nbsp;well hello mr. fancypants</p><p>&nbsp;</p>