I'm Sorry

[led37zep]

<p>Maybe you've wronged someone in the past or just feel like saying &quot;Sorry&quot;&nbsp; to someone.&nbsp; Here's your chance...have at it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Personally, I'm sorry for starting this tread.&nbsp;</p>

[Gaia]

Im sorry I was born. I am also sorry I didnt punch that girl in the face last month at the bar.&nbsp; I will the nex time I see her though.....

[Don Stugots]

<p>i am sorry for all the women that i stole dirty underwear from.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>i am sorry to all the women that ended up in my sick sexual fantasys that i have when i am jerking off in the shower. its rude of me to think about doing dirty things to your lucious bodies without asking you if it is ok to do so first.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Gaia, i think i might be sorry to you most of all but i cant say for sure.&nbsp; its either you, tenacious C or winnie cooper.&nbsp; maybe even horsepants but i doubt it.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by STUGOTS1 on 12-10-06 @ 3:09 AM</span>

[dotsncoms]

I was told to act like a crazy person to get my cat back from a neighbor that stole it. So I did. I&quot;M sorry but they gave me my cat back. they snuck it in my door when I wasn't looking. It totally worked. Geez i'm so sorry. did i forget the part about the knife

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by dotsncoms on 12-10-06 @ 3:15 AM</span>

[spoon]

I'm sorry that I didn't start my own pyramid scheme in order to meet Tony Robbins at a Tex Mex rest in Utah in order to help develop the Gazelle Freestyle Glider with Tony Little.

[AnomalisticAnna]

<p>I'm sorry for being a dick to all those nice, but airheaded girls that are dating all my male friends. They're sweet.. they're kind.. they're naive.. but I doubt I'll ever stop fucking with their gas-filled heads.</p>

[spoon]

Man, I bet they give great gas fueled head!

[Doctor Z]

i'm sorry for paying too much for my car insurance and getting shtface trashed tonight and failing to hook up with this chick. fuck wait she should be sorry for that shit. fuck, i'm still sorry about the car insurance though.

[AnomalisticAnna]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />Man, I bet they give great gas fueled head! <p>I certainly hope so...</p>

[AnomalisticAnna]

Mehhhh.

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AnomalisticAnna on 12-10-06 @ 3:43 AM</span>

[PapaBear]

<p>I'm sorry, Maggie. </p><p>It's been 25 years since I acted like the 15 year old that I was...&nbsp;my actions&nbsp;still hurt you to this day. I'm just glad you still like me.</p>

[Bulldogcakes]

<p><font size="1">I'm sorry.</font></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000EG7Y5O.01-A2F3POVVVCX8B0.PT01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V52295807_.j pg" border="0" width="400" height="400" /></p><p>Please dont hate me. I cant help it, I was born beautiful. <br /> </p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Lumber]

<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Gaia, i think i might be sorry to you most </p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I agree....I'm sorry for all those filthy fantasies &amp; Woodwackin' sessions in the shower too.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<p>I'm sorry to my penis.</p><p>I had no right treating you like I did 30 minutes ago.</p><p>I don't know what came over me? I just get scared sometimes, I don't want to lose you... I love you!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry Penis.</p>

[Lumber]

<strong>Team_Ramrod</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'm sorry to my penis.</p><p>I had no right treating you like I did 30 minutes ago.</p><p>I don't know what came over me? I just get scared sometimes, I don't want to lose you... I love you!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm sorry Penis.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; LMAO!!!!!!!!!!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/thumbup.gif" border="0" width="38" height="20" /></p>

[reillyluck]

im sorry that i stepped on my cats paw last night.&nbsp; i didnt see him behind me and i almost broke his little paw... im inconsolable.

[Fezticle98]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />im sorry that i stepped on my cats paw last night.&nbsp; i didnt see him behind me and i almost broke his little paw... im inconsolable. <p>I'm so sorry!</p>

[torker]

<font face="terminal,monaco" size="2" color="#800080">Sorray...&nbsp;it's &quot;you know you need unique New York.&quot;</font>

[reillyluck]

<strong>fezticle98</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br />im sorry that i stepped on my cats paw last night.&nbsp; i didnt see him behind me and i almost broke his little paw... im inconsolable. <p>I'm so sorry!</p><p>you cant console me.&nbsp; im inconsolable.&nbsp; </p><p>well ok maybe i feel a little better, but im still sad.<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/sad.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

[FUNKMAN]

i'm so sorry Uncle Albert

[Fezticle98]

I'm sorry for all my lies that have made baby Jesus cry.

[reillyluck]

im sorry ms. Jackson. I am for reaaal. never meant to make your daughter cry. i apologized a thousand times.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Lumber</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Gaia, i think i might be sorry to you most </p><p> I agree....I'm sorry for all those filthy fantasies &amp; Woodwackin' sessions in the shower too.</p><p>&nbsp;you were there?&nbsp; wow, you should have said something.&nbsp; </p>

[Drunky McBetidont]

<p>i'm sorry for slavery (not that i profited), wounded knee (not that i was involved in nat.amer. indian holocaust), nazi holocaust (not that i am of german decent), rwanda (not that i was involved)<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwandan_Genocide">&nbsp; ttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwandan_Genocide</a>(</p><p>i guess i suffer from white plight (guilt)</p>

[Andomray]

I'm sorry all those years ago I laughed openly at that kid having an asthma attack after he made fun of my friend.ÿ Wait...no I'm not.ÿ Fuck that asshole.

[FezPaul]

<strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I ran all the way home (doo-wah doo-wah) just to say I'm sorry (so sorry)</font></strong>

[A.J.]

<p><img src="http://www.avweb.com/graphics/jdenver3.jpg" border="0" width="240" height="190" /></p><p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12.5pt; color: #474747"><font face="Times New Roman">Its cold here in the city<br />It always seems that way<br />And Ive been thinking about you almost everyday<br />Thinking about the good times<br />Thinking about the rain<br />Thinking about how bad it feels alone again<br /><br />Im sorry for the way things are in china<br />Im sorry things aint what they used to be<br />But more than anything else<br />Im sorry for myself<br />cause youre not here with me<br /><br />Our friends ask all about you<br />I say youre doing fine<br />And I expect to hear from you almost anytime<br />But they all know Im crying<br />I cant sleep at night<br />They all know Im dying down deep inside<br /><br />Im sorry fro all the lies I told you<br />Im sorry for the things I didnt say<br />But more than anything else<br />Im sorry for myself<br />I cant believe you went away<br /><br />Im sorry if I took some things for granted<br />Im sorry for the chains I put on you<br />But more than anything else<br />Im sorry for myself<br />For living without you</font></span></p>

[Don Stugots]

i would like to say that i am sorry again to tenacious C for the dirty things i thought doing with her (she had fun too, dont worry) during my morning batching sessions.&nbsp; I am also sorry to&nbsp;Effme for walking in on us and then &quot;talking her into&quot; joining.&nbsp; sorry, sorry and sorry.&nbsp;

[ralphbxny]

<p>I am sorry for pushing people off bikes from my car when I was in college.</p><p>I am sorry for throwin eggs and other objects at passers by from my 11th story apt when I was a kid.</p><p>I am sorry for turning thinkin horrible crap is funny...not really.</p><p>I am sorry that 3 6&nbsp; mafia has a freakin oscar and scorcese will not win again this year. </p><p>I am sorry&nbsp; for a bunch of crap I cant remember.</p><p>I am just sorry.</p><p>p.s. if your catholic is this like confession.</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Im sorry I was born. I am also sorry I didnt punch that girl in the face last month at the bar.&nbsp; I will the nex time I see her though..... <p>im sorry youre sorry. maybe if we see her together we can both punch her.</p>

[lleeder]

<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Im sorry I was born. I am also sorry I didnt punch that girl in the face last month at the bar.&nbsp; I will the nex time I see her though..... <p>im sorry youre sorry. maybe if we see her together we can both punch her.</p><p>Punch her where...?</p>

[reillyluck]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Gaia</strong> wrote:<br />Im sorry I was born. I am also sorry I didnt punch that girl in the face last month at the bar.&nbsp; I will the nex time I see her though..... <p>im sorry youre sorry. maybe if we see her together we can both punch her.</p><p>Punch her where...?</p><p>right in the cunt!</p>

[Gvac]

<p>I'm sorry I was such a little prick when I was a kid.&nbsp; When I spotted a new car parked on the street I'd get up to full speed on my 3-speed bike and then coast next to it and let my pedal scrape all the paint off the side of it.&nbsp; </p><p>If some little shit ever did that to me I'd pummel him.&nbsp;</p>

[Landblast]

<p>i'm sorry for putting a 40% off sticker on a $120 pair of sneakers as a joke and getting it!</p><p>now, where is that i'm not sorry thread?&nbsp;</p>

[SatCam]

I'm sorry to the kid who I told my dad could beat up his dad before I remembered his dad died.

[Marc with a c]

... for throwing rubber cement balls at flavia.

[Don Stugots]

I'm sorry for arguing with Matty Fridays.&nbsp;

[Hottub]

I'm sorry I opened this thread!<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/laugh.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

[SatCam]

I'm sorry I have a lazy eye and it ruins every picture of me

[Tall_James]

Je ne regrette rien.