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hotshot70

12-10-2006, 05:51 PM

I had this sent to photoshop mike and he said to post it here. Not trying to take away from anyone on the show, I just was inspired to write the following "Board Gossip". (Cue the music please!) lol RAZZLE DAZZLE! And now a special Board Gossip by hotshot70.It seems that a certain myspace link that introduced the Whatley Posse is becoming bigger. Famous connections such as Steve Shirripa and Milla Jovavich were seenshowing support. Even the logo has a Christmas theme. I guess the holidays are becoming more "FEZtive"!

FezPaul

12-10-2006, 05:55 PM

And yet, no link was provided. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" />

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 05:56 PM

FezPaul wrote: And yet, no link was provided. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /> how sad really.  that link might have made to posse stronger.

bobrobot

12-10-2006, 06:09 PM

"Razzle Dazzle" This is like waiting for Godot, without the wait, just immediate disappointment!!!<img src="http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1041566361652_2003/01/06/godot.jpg" border="0" width="222" height="208" />

Doctor Z

12-10-2006, 06:17 PM

I still think of NBA JAM: TE every time I hear "Razzle Dazzle!"
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Team_Ramrod

12-10-2006, 06:27 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: And yet, no link was provided. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" />  how sad really.  that link might have made to posse stronger.I don't think we need the link to strengthen the posse... The fact that he used 'Feztive' in such a witty manner was strengthening enough.

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 06:35 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: And yet, no link was provided. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /> how sad really. that link might have made to posse stronger.I don't think we need the link to strengthen the posse... The fact that he used 'Feztive' in such a witty manner was strengthening enough. why would you ruin the guilt trip we were laying down? BOBO, i used  a waiting for Godot  joke last week in the real world and got nothing.  you sir, get this:<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" />

bobrobot

12-10-2006, 06:38 PM

Team_Ramrod wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: And yet, no link was provided. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" />  how sad really.  that link might have made to posse stronger.I don't think we need the link to strengthen the posse... The fact that he used 'Feztive' in such a witty manner was strengthening enough.Good Point there TR!!!FEZtivus Maximus!!!<img src="http://www.kwillis.com/images/festivus-pole1.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" />

Tall_James

12-10-2006, 06:40 PM

My guess would be Eartha Kitt.  Am I right?  Are you talking about Eartha Kitt?  If you say no I shall brand you a racist sir.  What do you have against Eartha Kitt?

bobrobot

12-10-2006, 06:43 PM

BOBO, i used  a waiting for Godot  joke last week in the real world and got nothing.  you sir, get this:<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> Is that a good face? I can't tell. It appears to me to be inscrutable!!!<img src="http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/pa/panasitip6844703231637970.jpg" border="0" width="273" height="285" />

FezPaul

12-10-2006, 06:45 PM

STUGOTS1 wrote: Team_Ramrod wrote: STUGOTS1 wrote: FezPaul wrote: And yet, no link was provided. <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" /> how sad really. that link might have made to posse stronger.I don't think we need the link to strengthen the posse... The fact that he used 'Feztive' in such a witty manner was strengthening enough. why would you ruin the guilt trip we were laying down? BOBO, i used  a waiting for Godot  joke last week in the real world and got nothing.  you sir, get this:<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /> Have you ever considered the possibility that you're just not funny? <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />

bobrobot

12-10-2006, 06:47 PM

Tall_James wrote: My guess would be Eartha Kitt.  Am I right?  Are you talking about Eartha Kitt?  If you say no I shall brand you a racist sir.  What do you have against Eartha Kitt?<img src="http://www.317x.com/albums/k/earthakitt/enlargement.jpg" border="0" width="537" height="537" />The sequel to this one was called, "That Darn Kitt!"

Tall_James

12-10-2006, 06:50 PM

bobogolem wrote: Tall_James wrote: My guess would be Eartha Kitt.  Am I right?  Are you talking about Eartha Kitt?  If you say no I shall brand you a racist sir.  What do you have against Eartha Kitt?<img src="http://www.317x.com/albums/k/earthakitt/enlargement.jpg" border="0" width="537" height="537" />The sequel to this one was called, "That Darn Kitt!" ME - Fucking - OW !!!!

Don Stugots

12-10-2006, 06:52 PM

bobogolem wrote: BOBO, i used a waiting for Godot joke last week in the real world and got nothing. you sir, get this:<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" />  Is that a good face? I can't tell. It appears to me to be inscrutable!!!<img src="http://www.vinyltap.co.uk/gallery/pa/panasitip6844703231637970.jpg" border="0" width="273" height="285" /> how about this face then?http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i12/stugotsalted/Smileitsxmas.jpg FEZPAUL, it was funny, they didnt know the story.

hotshot70

12-11-2006, 04:16 PM

ok, I forgot the link. Its another Myspace person. I hope its ok with him, so here goes:<a href="http://www.myspace.com/thewhatleyposse">www.myspace.com/thewhatleyposse</a>I hope that is ok. (by the way, I was not feeling guilty. I just realized I didn't finish)

Photoshop Mike

12-11-2006, 07:42 PM

LOL, thanks..  any Posse Mention is appreciated :)

Don Stugots

12-11-2006, 07:51 PM

the Posse is everywherethe word is posse spread the word

hotshot70

12-12-2006, 02:06 AM

like my avatar? It was created by Photoshop Mike. goto <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thewhatleyposse">www.myspace.com/thewhatleyposse</a>.(OK, Mike. What can I get for plugging you twice? lol)

hotshot70

12-12-2006, 01:48 PM

I can kinda understand Fez's deal with the "Who Can It Be Now" comment. I used to hate when people would say that something was in random order. If it's random, its not in order!Just something I noticed the other day: I have watch "A Charlie Brown Christmas" every year since I was 3. Ever notice that Franklin (the black kid) was not in it? Also, I always thought Lucy and Linus were jewish. Finally, there was also no sign of Peppermint Patty and Marcie, the lesbians! I guess they wanted a "high Christian values" show. And one last thing, when Franklin was in the Thanksgiving show, notice how he got the "bad" seat? I just wondered what you all thought about that.

hotshot70

12-13-2006, 05:00 PM

<img src="http://i16.tinypic.com/4i2rgd2.jpg" border="0" alt="Santa S&M" title="Santa S&M" width="300" height="431" />Sometimes being naughty can be so nice! OBEY FEZ! OBEY WITHOUT QUESTION!

12-13-2006, 07:38 PM

hotshot70

12-15-2006, 10:18 PM

Poor ESD! I have some advice. Try to make the gossip believable if it isn't true. Hang in there, ESD! I think the "Razzle Dazzle Board Gossip" is fun shit!

sailor

12-15-2006, 11:23 PM

hotshot70 wrote: ok, I forgot the link. Its another Myspace person. I hope its ok with him, so here goes:<a href="http://www.myspace.com/thewhatleyposse">www.myspace.com/thewhatleyposse</a>I hope that is ok. (by the way, I was not feeling guilty. I just realized I didn't finish) ewww

keithy_19

12-15-2006, 11:25 PM

I heard Ron and Fez for the first time in awhile. It was also my first encoutner with the board gossip. I came when I heard it. Talk about that Dave! I used to idolize you! Remember? REMEMEBR!!!!????<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/furious.gif" border="0" width="18" height="18" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/down.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/flush.gif" border="0" width="24" height="26" />

Yerdaddy

12-16-2006, 05:36 AM

Am I the only one who thinks of the camp gossip scene in Meatballs whenever I hear ESD's board gossip?

hotshot70

12-16-2006, 10:42 AM

ew. someone was upset I didn't finish? lol sorry bud, I didn't know you wanted to help me finish! lol
ESD, I personally like the Board Gossip. Hang in there.

Turtle

12-17-2006, 07:04 AM

I think ESDs' bit is going to come to a rather quick and sudden death after last Fridays instalment.

hotshot70

12-17-2006, 03:29 PM

RAZZLE DAZZLE! And now a special Board Gossip with guest Hotshot70!shhhhhhhhhhhhh!It seems a certain member of the Ron & Fez team was found face down in a bowl of hot sauce. Hie last words were "Somebody help me please!" Signs of a blunt object striking his head (cowbell) were found on his head, but do not appear to be the cause of his demise. It appears a Restroom Key wedged into his ear was what did him in.

hotshot70

12-18-2006, 07:25 PM

RAZZLE DAZZLE (can they borrow that rant of CrazyJen's and use he saying "razzle dazzle" in that "mouth breather" style?) lol

hotshot70

12-20-2006, 12:46 AM

It seems some "crazy" person has trouble distinguishing gossip from a lame joke. In Living Color style "yo momma" jokes are old hack now. Besides, the joke should have been "your momma's so OLD, when God said let there be light, she rolled over and hit the switch."

hotshot70

12-20-2006, 05:45 PM

ESD, just for the record. If you want to use any of my stuff for the show, I give full permission, just give me a shout out. If anything exciting happens to me, you may use me in the Board Gossip, I won't turn crazyjen on you. RAZZLE DAZZLE!

hotshot70

12-21-2006, 07:42 PM

This may be old news, but I laughed at it...I seems that a certain semi-regular of R&F and O&A was caught with his pants down on Paltalk. Big A seems to not be so big in other ways.

lleeder

12-21-2006, 07:46 PM

hotshot70

12-22-2006, 12:09 AM

hand in there ESD! you are a great person. Working on a special design for ya. I am not as good as photoshopmike, but I hope you like it when done.

hotshot70

12-22-2006, 12:10 AM

oops. i meant hang in there! it sounded a bit kinky before! lol

hotshot70

12-28-2006, 09:05 PM

ok, my last razzle dazzle sucked! I am not a radio pro like Ron, Fez and ESD! I will try to do better next year. Happy 2007 folks.

hotshot70

01-05-2007, 09:31 PM

Glad to hear Board Gossip again. Any pics of ESD in the kilt?

FezPaul

01-05-2007, 09:34 PM

BoondockSaint

01-05-2007, 10:01 PM

Fuck Razzle Dazzle.  I miss Mizzle the Tizzle.

MilkmanDann

01-07-2007, 05:58 AM

This thread hurts my brain.Damn me to hell, the board report was not meant to end up like this.

HummerTuesdays

01-08-2007, 05:39 AM

I second the "fuck Razzle Dazzle" sentiment.  My first mention and it's nothing but lies.

Don Stugots

01-08-2007, 05:54 AM

HummerTuesdays wrote: I second the "fuck Razzle Dazzle" sentiment. My first mention and it's nothing but lies. both of my mentions were slanderious.  man did dave kill the bit last week.

Death Metal Moe

01-08-2007, 05:59 AM

I'm not really feeling Board Gossip too much anymore.I like the premise still, but Ron doesn't joke around with Dave anymore, or at least he didn't late time I heard it.  He just let Dave plow through it and moved on.  The bit is nothing without additions from Ron and Fez.If they're not adding, I feel they may be bored with it and therefore should drop it.