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lleeder
12-11-2006, 04:05 PM
If you had 24hrs to mod what would you do to make this board a better place? Or who would you screw over?

Tall_James
12-11-2006, 04:11 PM
<p>I'd change the light blue background on the site for either black or a tartan plaid.</p><p>And introduce new forums for Porn, Smoked and Cured Meats,&nbsp;and Booze.</p><p>And I'd air out the Mod room.&nbsp; It smells like a stale fart in there.</p>

Bulldogcakes
12-11-2006, 04:18 PM
<p>I have a serious suggestion. What about a NSFW thread (or even Topic, if it grows and is popular). Where anything goes, and you know what you're getting into when you click it. Basically, we have that now, but you're leaving it up to people to remember to tag their links. If its a topic, then Mods could dump troublesome threads there. Or if its a thread, just direct people to take certain activities to that thread. &nbsp; </p><p>If a Mod will give me permission, I'll start one tonite. </p><p>&quot;The Official NSFW thread&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

reeshy
12-11-2006, 04:19 PM
I would have Stugots serve me a hot toddy whille wearing a white coat....oh yea...I'd change his name to Earl!!!!

reillyluck
12-11-2006, 04:22 PM
I've been a mod for over 24hrs and like Rome, its not built overnight.&nbsp; But suggestions are cool.&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" width="20" height="20" />

TheMojoPin
12-11-2006, 04:27 PM
<strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have a serious suggestion. What about a NSFW thread (or even Topic, if it grows and is popular). Where anything goes, and you know what you're getting into when you click it. Basically, we have that now, but you're leaving it up to people to remember to tag their links. If its a topic, then Mods could dump troublesome threads there. Or if its a thread, just direct people to take certain activities to that thread. &nbsp; </p><p>If a Mod will give me permission, I'll start one tonite. </p><p>&quot;The Official NSFW thread&quot;&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Trust me, we would if we could.&nbsp; We really do want this board to be mostly &quot;work safe,&quot; and even just having typically NSFW work images anywhere on the board can get the whole site blocked.</p>

torker
12-11-2006, 04:34 PM
<p>I would do&nbsp;three things:</p><p>1) Make Spoon and Moe tongue-kiss for 30 minutes</p><p>2) Ban GotTheShot for life</p><p>3) Make J3rry an Administrator</p>

angrymissy
12-11-2006, 05:00 PM
<p>BRING BACK THE STEEL CAGE FORUM!</p><p>&nbsp;Does anyone remember that?&nbsp; I think it lasted for literally a week.</p>

Death Metal Moe
12-11-2006, 05:05 PM
<p>I wouldn't take it.</p><p>If Modship was forced on me, I'd ban myself until it was over.</p>

Don Stugots
12-11-2006, 05:18 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I would have Stugots serve me a hot toddy whille wearing a white coat....oh yea...I'd change his name to Earl!!!!<p>&nbsp;that was just night and you forgot already?&nbsp; papy, you are getting senial.</p>

Bob Impact
12-11-2006, 05:23 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I wouldn't take it.</p><p>If Modship was forced on me, I'd ban myself until it was over</p>&nbsp;Yes, but could you ban yourself of would you get stuck in an infinite loop?&nbsp;

Gvac
12-11-2006, 06:07 PM
<strong>angrymissy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>BRING BACK THE STEEL CAGE FORUM!</p><p> Does anyone remember that? I think it lasted for literally a week.</p><p>I knew it was a bad idea right from the start.</p><p>It was fun, though.&nbsp;</p>

TooCute
12-11-2006, 06:12 PM
Anywhere I've used a computer where they do block sites based on content,
this site has been blocked. Is a NSFW forum really going to make a
difference if this site is already being blocked, anyway?

Fallon
12-11-2006, 06:13 PM
At my work they block so much, but RFnet still works.

Tenbatsuzen
12-11-2006, 06:15 PM
<strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />Anywhere I've used a computer where they do block sites based on content, this site has been blocked. Is a NSFW forum really going to make a difference if this site is already being blocked, anyway?<p>&nbsp;</p><p>I work for a company that has very tight websense filters - everything with the word &quot;blog&quot; is blocked, for example - but this site is allowed.&nbsp; FBA, Wackbag, etc. is not, though.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

led37zep
12-11-2006, 06:16 PM
I'd write &quot;EAT PUSSY&quot; on the wall in huge letters, just to let everyone know I was here.

Snoogans
12-11-2006, 06:39 PM
id ban the entire site for a week and then just keep posting nonsense since no one can say shit

FUNKMAN
12-11-2006, 06:45 PM
<p>i'd like to teach the board to post in perfect harmony</p><p>Grow apple trees and honey bees, and snow white turtle doves. </p>

Don Stugots
12-11-2006, 06:49 PM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />id ban the entire site for a week and then just keep posting nonsense since no one can say shit<p>&nbsp;nice.</p>

Marc with a c
12-11-2006, 06:53 PM
i'd abuse my mod quoting powers so bad.

fohat
12-11-2006, 07:13 PM
<p>I'd much rather be King for a Day.</p><p>&quot;Everyones creeping up to the money god,<br />Putting tongues where they didnt ought to be.<br />On stepping stones of human hearts and souls,<br />Into the land of nothing for free.<br /><br />Well the way that were living,<br />Is all take and no giving,<br />Theres nothing to believe in,<br />The loudest mouth will hail the new found way,<br />To be king for a day...&quot; - <em>XTC</em> </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>However, since this is not the off topic forum, I shall attempt to be ON topic for once and say that if I, was King, of the forreeeest!&nbsp; Oh crap that's still off topic.</p><p>Ok no really, If I was mod for a day, EVERYBODY GETS A MODQUOTE!&nbsp;</p>

Reephdweller
12-11-2006, 07:33 PM
<strong>Fallon</strong> wrote:<br />At my work they block so much, but RFnet still works. <p>Same here. I can't go to many places at all anymore at work, but I can still get into RFNet.</p>

tele7
12-11-2006, 07:40 PM
<p>I'd turn the board on to prog' rock.&nbsp; Starting with <strong>Mood For A Day.</strong></p><p><img src="http://www.struna.ru/pix/sh00.jpg" border="0" width="220" height="287" /></p><p>Ronnie just loves the <em>Yes.</em></p>

JustJon
12-11-2006, 07:42 PM
<p>places that ban rf.net ban it more because we used to be on foundry's servers than because of our content.</p><p>we discussed the nsfw topic idea, but we just felt it wasn't the direction we wanted to take the board.&nbsp; we wanted to keep it a work friendly environment overall.&nbsp;</p>

Don Stugots
12-11-2006, 07:54 PM
first thing i would do is have a taylor ham and egg on a roll as soon as i get up.&nbsp; i would wash my hair with some nice strawberry shampoo but not shower.&nbsp; i would jam on my drums for an hour and then yell at...... what?&nbsp; this thread isnt MOE FOR A DAY?&nbsp;&nbsp; oh nevermind.&nbsp;

Tenbatsuzen
12-11-2006, 08:11 PM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>places that ban rf.net ban it more because we used to be on foundry's servers than because of our content.</p><p>we discussed the nsfw topic idea, but we just felt it wasn't the direction we wanted to take the board. we wanted to keep it a work friendly environment overall. </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I know I broached the subject before, but how hard would it be to have a stripped-down graphics only version of the site?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I know the pages exist in &quot;printer&quot; format - so would it be hard to create a structure around them for easy browsing?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

Fezticle98
12-11-2006, 08:23 PM
<strong>Death Metal Moe</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I wouldn't take it.</p><p>If Modship was forced on me, I'd ban myself until it was over.</p><p>I'd force modship on Moe.</p>

keithy_19
12-11-2006, 09:27 PM
EMO music on every page of the site. The most whiney, skin tight pants, and make up on men music,. This, would in turn, create a new website called <strong><font size="6">MYSPACE.</font></strong>

sailor
12-11-2006, 10:36 PM
<font size="2">i'd hammer out an exclusive agreement with <a href="http://bobleafe.com/" target="_blank" title="rf.net site designer">bob leafe</a>.<br /></font>

A.J.
12-12-2006, 02:41 AM
<strong>Tall_James</strong> wrote:<br /><p>And I'd air out the Mod room.&nbsp; It smells like a stale fart in there. </p><p>How did you know????</p><p>Well, it used to before we freshened it up for Reilly's arrival.</p>

HeyGuy
12-12-2006, 02:57 AM
<strong>keithy_19</strong> wrote:<br />EMO music on every page of the site. The most whiney, skin tight pants, and <font style="background-color: #ffff00">make up on men music,. </font>This, would in turn, create a new website called <strong><font size="6">MYSPACE.</font></strong> <p>What is make up on men music?</p>

reeshy
12-12-2006, 03:00 AM
<img src="http://www.yvonnesplace.net/fashion/makingup2.jpg" border="0" width="238" height="370" />

Don Stugots
12-12-2006, 03:23 AM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://www.yvonnesplace.net/fashion/makingup2.jpg" border="0" width="238" height="370" /><p>&nbsp;self portrait?<br /> </p>

reeshy
12-12-2006, 03:35 AM
C'mon, Stugie....who wears garter belts anymore?????????????????????????

Earlshog
12-12-2006, 05:27 AM
I'd unlock the attention whoring and spaming thread...

EliSnow
12-12-2006, 05:45 AM
<strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />Anywhere I've used a computer where they do block sites based on content, this site has been blocked. Is a NSFW forum really going to make a difference if this site is already being blocked, anyway? <p><font face="arial,helvetica,sans-serif" size="3">At my previous and current employer,&nbsp;this site was unblocked but&nbsp;foundrymusic.com, fba.com, and wackbag were blocked. so it does make a difference.</font></p>

JustJon
12-12-2006, 05:49 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <p>I know I broached the subject before, but how hard would it be to have a stripped-down graphics only version of the site?</p><p>Wouldn't a graphics only site defeat the purpose of a messageboard, where people post words?</p>

jeffdwright2001
12-12-2006, 06:14 AM
<strong>Snoogans</strong> wrote:<br />id ban the entire site<font color="#ff0000">'s member list</font>&nbsp;for a week and then just keep posting nonsense since no one can say shit <p>Some would say you're halfway there. </p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/happy.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

Don Stugots
12-12-2006, 06:50 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <p>I know I broached the subject before, but how hard would it be to have a stripped-down graphics only version of the site?</p><p>Wouldn't a graphics only site defeat the purpose of a messageboard, where people post words?</p><p>&nbsp;FACE!! FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!</p>

Tenbatsuzen
12-12-2006, 09:41 AM
<strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <p>I know I broached the subject before, but how hard would it be to have a stripped-down graphics only version of the site?</p><p>Wouldn't a graphics only site defeat the purpose of a messageboard, where people post words?</p><p>Die in a fire.&nbsp; You know what I meant.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

FUNKMAN
12-12-2006, 09:43 AM
<strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <p>I know I broached the subject before, but how hard would it be to have a stripped-down graphics only version of the site?</p><p>Wouldn't a graphics only site defeat the purpose of a messageboard, where people post words?</p><p>Die in a fire.&nbsp; <strong>You know what I meant</strong>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>not really, we need graphics&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>

Don Stugots
12-12-2006, 09:46 AM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>JustJon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Tenbatsuzen</strong> wrote: <p>I know I broached the subject before, but how hard would it be to have a stripped-down graphics only version of the site?</p><p>Wouldn't a graphics only site defeat the purpose of a messageboard, where people post words?</p><p>Die in a fire. <strong>You know what I meant</strong>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>not really, we need graphics <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/tongue.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p><p>&nbsp;double FACE! FACE!!&nbsp; FACE!!! FACE!!!!<br /> </p>

Gaia
12-12-2006, 10:11 AM
It would be absolute mayhem, People would be gettin' banned&nbsp;left and right&nbsp;(I would pick those names out of a hat). I would be posting the wierdest shit.........it would be great.

Furtherman
12-12-2006, 10:50 AM
I would change every <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsup.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" />&nbsp;into a <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/images/topicicons/thumbsdown.gif" border="0" width="15" height="15" />, therefore negating all those opinions.

mikeyboy
12-12-2006, 11:03 AM
I'd do a global find a replace on the board so that all instances of &quot;no homo&quot; show up as &quot;so homo&quot;, so that the board looks even gayer.

Hottub
12-12-2006, 11:10 AM
Ban all chicks.

reillyluck
12-12-2006, 11:10 AM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Ban all chicks. <p>http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n250/HokeyPokeyGirl/4_6_213.gif<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/banning.gif" border="0" width="47" height="38" /></p>

Don Stugots
12-12-2006, 11:12 AM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Ban all chicks.<p>&nbsp;seconded and bring back my boobies </p>

reillyluck
12-12-2006, 11:15 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Ban all chicks. <p>&nbsp;seconded and bring back my boobies </p><p>you both are sooo on my shit list! </p><p>http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l64/graemanta/tazzddt.gif</p>

mikeyboy
12-12-2006, 11:16 AM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Ban all chicks. <p>&nbsp;seconded and bring back my boobies </p><p>I think I found the STUGOTS smiley.&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://sandie.efx2.com/test/29SmileyBoobs1.gif" border="0" width="36" height="50" /></p>

Don Stugots
12-12-2006, 11:21 AM
<strong>mikeyboy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Ban all chicks. <p> seconded and bring back my boobies </p><p>I think I found the STUGOTS smiley. </p><p><img src="http://sandie.efx2.com/test/29SmileyBoobs1.gif" border="0" width="36" height="50" /></p><p>&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/clap.gif" border="0" /> just doesnt cover it.&nbsp; i think i may have just cried alittle. &nbsp; </p>

Dougie Brootal
12-12-2006, 11:29 AM
<strong>reillyluck</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br />Ban all chicks. <p>&nbsp;seconded and bring back my boobies </p><p>you both are sooo on my shit list! </p><p><img src="http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l64/graemanta/tazzddt.gif" border="0" width="160" height="112" /></p><p>that match ruled!</p>

spoon
12-12-2006, 09:48 PM
<p>I've been known to be something like an Anti-Mod.</p><p>Do we get that label after 3 or 4 bannings?&nbsp; Tell me it doesn't fit.&nbsp; I love you all <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" width="25" height="23" />.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/banning.gif" border="0" width="47" height="38" /></p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by spoon on 12-13-06 @ 1:49 AM</span>

JustJon
12-13-2006, 06:01 AM
<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I've been known to be something like an Anti-Mod.</p><p>Do we get that label after 3 or 4 bannings?&nbsp; Tell me it doesn't fit.&nbsp; I love you all <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/devil2.gif" border="0" width="25" height="23" />.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/banning.gif" border="0" width="47" height="38" /></p><span class="post_edited">This message was edited by spoon on 12-13-06 @ 1:49 AM</span> <p>No, the label you get is &quot;Permanent Vacation&quot;</p>

Death Metal Moe
12-13-2006, 06:14 AM
<p>Just to get real for a second, I think all of us at one point have wished we were a Mod.&nbsp; I think we're curious about what it would be like to have some power, see what's talked about in the Staff Room, basically see what we're not seeing.</p><p>But after awhile, you start to figure out that it's probably not all it's cracked up to be.&nbsp; When you are an enforcer of the rules, you're ALWAYS going to piss someone off and look like the bad guy.&nbsp; It's also kind of a thankless, payless responsibility.</p><p>I think everyone who's been around for awhile just reaches a point where they're not worried about Modship anymore.&nbsp; People like Spoon, Tenbats, Myself and others who just say what they're thinking for better or worse have given up, if just in out own minds, the chance of ever being staff members here in exchange for being ourselves.&nbsp; That includes being assholes from time to time.</p><p>That's why I said I don't want Mod status anymore.&nbsp; I wasn't trying to be 'Too cool' I just know that the Mods have to act a certian way.&nbsp; It may be natural for the Mods we have, but I know it's not for me.&nbsp; I want to be able to yell and bitch, crack racial jokes and then not sign on for days if I feel like it.&nbsp; The Mods have to mend bridges, abide by the rules here,&nbsp;be on regularly&nbsp;and generally be nice to most people.&nbsp; </p>

Bulldogcakes
12-13-2006, 04:27 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Bulldogcakes</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I have a serious suggestion. What about a NSFW thread (or even Topic, if it grows and is popular). Where anything goes, and you know what you're getting into when you click it. Basically, we have that now, but you're leaving it up to people to remember to tag their links. If its a topic, then Mods could dump troublesome threads there. Or if its a thread, just direct people to take certain activities to that thread. </p><p>If a Mod will give me permission, I'll start one tonite. </p><p>&quot;The Official NSFW thread&quot; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Trust me, we would if we could. We really do want this board to be mostly &quot;work safe,&quot; and even just having typically NSFW work images anywhere on the board can get the whole site blocked.</p>&nbsp;We can still do it if we want to. Just have that topic redirect to another site and server.&nbsp;This site stays clean, and people on this board have a place to go where anything goes.&nbsp; I think it would increase the sites popularity, which is the whole idea isn't it?&nbsp;<p>&nbsp;</p>

Gvac
12-13-2006, 04:33 PM
<p>The whole &quot;why can't we have nudity on the site?&quot; argument came up years ago when I was a moderator here.&nbsp; </p><p>My answer now is the same as it was then - God knows there are <em>plenty </em>of places to go on the internet for nudity.&nbsp; I kinda like that this place is safe for everyone. </p>

Team_Ramrod
12-13-2006, 06:08 PM
<p>I'd probably buy an Escalade with spinners and a totally iced out chain with a MOD pendant with my signing bonus...Just get a taste of the high life they are living.</p><p>I'd Bring back boobies for Stu and I'd make a proclamation that Reeshy was never to be banned again.</p><p>I'd also make sure everyone knew what day my birthday was.</p>

boeman
12-13-2006, 06:27 PM
I've got enough mod and admin responsibilities on other boards... I don't want anymore, not even for a day.

spoon
12-13-2006, 09:01 PM
<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>The whole &quot;why can't we have nudity on the site?&quot; argument came up years ago when I was a moderator here.&nbsp; </p><p>My answer now is the same as it was then - God knows there are <em>plenty </em>of places to go on the internet for nudity.&nbsp; I kinda like that this place is safe for everyone. </p><p>Here here!</p><p>And who gives a shit about being a mod?!&nbsp; Sorry, the site is about our favorite show and the fans coming together.&nbsp; And I'm not taking anything away from those who are and will be.&nbsp; Yet they're doing their best work when you hardly realize they're a mod and not just another crazy R/f fan.&nbsp; Plus who wants to be alone in a room with Mojo?&nbsp; He'll constantly be grabbin man-ass while Jon plays d &amp; d in his Beemer.&nbsp; That being said, Snoogans for MOD!!!!</p>