View Full Version : Older R&F Listeners - Cool or Immature?
rckiller
12-13-2006, 03:37 PM
At 49 I sense that I am on the older end of the listening audience. But I
absolutely love Ron and Fez. (Thank God Fezzy is always throwing in references
only some of us old farts get!). The thread talking about a possible move to free
fm to draw the younger male audience made me think. Is there something
wrong with me that I love this show?
I thought about calling the show and asking Ronnie but I thought the call would
go something like this..
Ronnie: Rick, Rick you're on Ron & Fez
Rick: Yea Ronnie, I'm 49 and love your show. Does that make me cool are
immature?
Ronnie: If you have to ask, Peter Pan then you are definitely not cool. Try
listening to Hannity or NPR.
Click
boeman
12-13-2006, 03:42 PM
<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />At 49 I sense that I am on the older end of the listening audience. But I absolutely love Ron and Fez. (Thank God Fezzy is always throwing in references only some of us old farts get!). The thread talking about a possible move to free fm to draw the younger male audience made me think. Is there something wrong with me that I love this show? I thought about calling the show and asking Ronnie but I thought the call would go something like this…… Ronnie: Rick, Rick you’re on Ron & Fez Rick: Yea Ronnie, I’m 49 and love your show. Does that make me cool are immature? Ronnie: If you have to ask, Peter Pan then you are definitely not cool. Try listening to Hannity or NPR. Click <p>The fact you listen to the buddays makes you neither cool or immature... it's the fact that you are uncool and immature that makes you so... </p>
FezPaul
12-13-2006, 03:42 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm 45 and I'm very immature.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Is the quote in your sig pic by Mark Twain?</font></strong></p>
TheVHD
12-13-2006, 03:43 PM
I think... KOOL. I just hit 33 and I remember when I was 17 I thought 33 was old as fuck. Now looking back from here it's not that bad... plus the time's they are a-changin'... Look at all the radio hosts they are all in their 40's. Howard is in his 50's and I'm pretty sure Imus is really dead but they are using some robot/AI thing to keep his show going... as "they" say 50 is the new 30 so that makes me 13... and I'll say this... I'm the baddest 13 year old muthafucker I know. werdisborn.
lintpit
12-13-2006, 03:43 PM
<font size="2">O and A maybe, but not Ronnie. Hetends to like older listeners who "get" his references.</font>
rckiller
12-13-2006, 03:45 PM
Hey FezPaul
The quote is from Clarence Darrow
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 03:46 PM
<p>as far as i can see the cool ones ARE the immature ones.</p><p> </p><p>the older guys make this place a bit more civilzed than if the inmates ran the asylum. </p>
Don Stugots
12-13-2006, 03:48 PM
i am cool and immature.
johnniewalker
12-13-2006, 03:52 PM
I think of O and A as kind of immature, but that's kind of the fun. Ron and Fez however, are sophisticated and refined.
lleeder
12-13-2006, 03:55 PM
<strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />I think of O and A as kind of immature, but that's kind of the fun. Ron and Fez however, are sophisticated and refined. <p>Thats true East side getting hotsauce on his head was like fine wine.</p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 03:58 PM
<p>Maybe we should have special old listener cards - kinda like AARP of Ron & Fez... Hey, I'm Old Fart card holder #1 checkin in ! ... OK, I admit it, I am really too immature for my age... THANKS FOR BRINGING ME DOWN RCKILLER !!! </p><p><font color="#ffffff">Nannie nannie boo boo, stick your head in doo doo, i'm and old fart and so are you-ho! They're your maturity....PS - Your mom's box.</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff"> h</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">5000</font></p>
ToLEEdo
12-13-2006, 04:01 PM
I just wanted to let you know you most of you are old enough to be my parents.
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 04:01 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>johnniewalker</strong> wrote:<br />I think of O and A as kind of immature, but that's kind of the fun. Ron and Fez however, are sophisticated and refined. <p>Thats true East side getting hotsauce on his head was like fine wine.</p><p> that was a scientific experiment! ronnie was curious. i consider that stuff high brow. </p>
Tall_James
12-13-2006, 04:02 PM
<strong>ToLEEdo</strong> wrote:<br />I just wanted to let you know you most of you are old enough to be my parents. <p>Some of us just may be your parents. Or have passed through your parents town back in the drunken days around the time of your conception.</p>
rckiller
12-13-2006, 04:03 PM
Hey Fez4PrezN2008...it don't make us bad people!
bobrobot
12-13-2006, 04:04 PM
<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br /> The quote is from Clarence Darrow <p><strong><font color="#000080">I went to High School w/ ol' Clarence, we usta call him "Monkey Boy!!!"</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/26/200px-Clarence_Darrow.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="274" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">It's always been my ambition 2 B uncool & immature & I think I've succeeded!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p> </p>
bobrobot
12-13-2006, 04:06 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Maybe we should have<font style="background-color: #ffff99"> special old listener cards - kinda like AARP of Ron & Fez</font>... Hey, I'm Old Fart card holder #1 checkin in ! ... OK, I admit it, I am really too immature for my age... THANKS FOR BRINGING ME DOWN RCKILLER !!! </p><p><font color="#ffffff">Nannie nannie boo boo, stick your head in doo doo, i'm and old fart and so are you-ho! They're your maturity....PS - Your mom's box.</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff"> h</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">500</font> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">& thus the "Saggy Ass Card" was born!!!</font></strong></p><p> </p>
See, I gotta go with immaturely cool
<p>I can only speak for myself. </p><p>I'm incredibly cool. </p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 04:11 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Maybe we should have<font style="background-color: #ffff99"> special old listener cards - kinda like AARP of Ron & Fez</font>... Hey, I'm Old Fart card holder #1 checkin in ! ... OK, I admit it, I am really too immature for my age... THANKS FOR BRINGING ME DOWN RCKILLER !!! </p><p><font color="#ffffff">Nannie nannie boo boo, stick your head in doo doo, i'm and old fart and so are you-ho! They're your maturity....PS - Your mom's box.</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff"> h</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">500</font> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">& thus the "Saggy Ass Card" was born!!!</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>Sounds great - Maybe we should ask some of the youngsters to come up with what the acronym means since it might take a while for us to come up with it in our elder state of dementia. So how about it young 'uns... what does "SAGGY ASS" stand for...</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Will someone please change my depends now??? I'd like a warm cup of water too please.</font> </p><p> </p>
reeshy
12-13-2006, 04:12 PM
Very immature.....but very cool, Daddy-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 04:12 PM
We also need an age limit for this SAGGY ASS card club.... 40 ???
FUNKMAN
12-13-2006, 04:16 PM
<strong>ToLEEdo</strong> wrote:<br />I just wanted to let you know you most of you are old enough to be my parents. <p>go to your room <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/nono.gif" border="0" width="23" height="25" /></p>
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 04:16 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br /> The quote is from Clarence Darrow <p><strong><font color="#000080">I went to High School w/ ol' Clarence, we usta call him "Monkey Boy!!!"</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/26/200px-Clarence_Darrow.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="274" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">It's always been my ambition 2 B uncool & immature & I think I've succeeded!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"></font></strong></p><p> </p><p>bobobaby's the coolest- thats official.</p><p>immature?... im sayin nuthin.</p><p> </p>
Bossanova
12-13-2006, 04:16 PM
I would just use "SAC"
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 04:16 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Very immature.....but very cool, Daddy-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <p>And one of the saggiest of asses too I might add. (It's a good thing)</p><p><font color="#ffffff">LOVE YOU PEACHES !!!!!!!!!!!</font></p>
Kerouac931
12-13-2006, 04:19 PM
<p>I hear older and I just think further back in the R&F earlier days. Driving a truck all day, the age thing really doesn't click in my mind since 99.9% of the people I interact with are older than my 27 year old ass. I miss the younger days of interning with the guys though. </p><p> </p><p>Kerouac</p>
reeshy
12-13-2006, 04:19 PM
Thank you Mr. Fez.....you're ass is pretty cool too...I might add!!!!!!!!!!
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 04:24 PM
<p>oh wait...you mean 'reeshy old'? </p><p>no. </p><p>no, thats not cool. <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/bye.gif" border="0" /></p>
Andomray
12-13-2006, 04:26 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Maybe we should have<font style="background-color: #ffff99"> special old listener cards - kinda like AARP of Ron & Fez</font>... Hey, I'm Old Fart card holder #1 checkin in ! ... OK, I admit it, I am really too immature for my age... THANKS FOR BRINGING ME DOWN RCKILLER !!! </p><p><font color="#ffffff">Nannie nannie boo boo, stick your head in doo doo, i'm and old fart and so are you-ho! They're your maturity....PS - Your mom's box.</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff"> h</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">500</font> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">& thus the "Saggy Ass Card" was born!!!</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>Sounds great - Maybe we should ask some of the youngsters to come up with what the acronym means since it might take a while for us to come up with it in our elder state of dementia. So how about it young 'uns... what does "SAGGY ASS" stand for...</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Will someone please change my depends now??? I'd like a warm cup of water too please.</font> </p><p> </p><p> (S)ad</p><p>(A)ged</p><p>(G)uys 'n</p><p>(G)als</p><p>(Y)elling</p><p> </p><p>(A)bout</p><p>(S)tupid</p><p>(S)hit</p><p> </p><p>or</p><p> </p><p>(S)ocial</p><p>(S)ecurity</p>
Don Stugots
12-13-2006, 04:26 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Very immature.....but very cool, Daddy-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<p> and very old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
Tracyintexas
12-13-2006, 04:26 PM
Hey I am 40...does that make me too old? I love Ronnie and Fez also.
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 04:28 PM
<strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Maybe we should have<font style="background-color: #ffff99"> special old listener cards - kinda like AARP of Ron & Fez</font>... Hey, I'm Old Fart card holder #1 checkin in ! ... OK, I admit it, I am really too immature for my age... THANKS FOR BRINGING ME DOWN RCKILLER !!! </p><p><font color="#ffffff">Nannie nannie boo boo, stick your head in doo doo, i'm and old fart and so are you-ho! They're your maturity....PS - Your mom's box.</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff"> h</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">500</font> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">& thus the "Saggy Ass Card" was born!!!</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>Sounds great - Maybe we should ask some of the youngsters to come up with what the acronym means since it might take a while for us to come up with it in our elder state of dementia. So how about it young 'uns... what does "SAGGY ASS" stand for...</p><p><font color="#ffffff">Will someone please change my depends now??? I'd like a warm cup of water too please.</font> </p><p> </p><p> (S)ad</p><p>(A)ged</p><p>(G)uys 'n</p><p>(G)als</p><p>(Y)elling</p><p> </p><p>(A)bout</p><p>(S)tupid</p><p>(S)hit</p><p><strong><font size="4">PERFECT !!!!!! (</font></strong>I would insert clappy hands smiley here) </p><p><img src="http://www.druidry.org/board/images/smiles/old.gif" border="0" width="32" height="28" /></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Fez4PrezN2008 on 12-13-06 @ 8:39 PM</span>
Hottub
12-13-2006, 04:28 PM
<strong>Bossanova</strong> wrote:<br />I would just use "SAC" <p>Don't tempt me!</p>
rckiller
12-13-2006, 04:28 PM
Tracyintexas - I hope not 'cause I got 9 years on you. I like the idea of us getting
our own card though...
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 04:29 PM
OK so somebody with some photoshop skills get busy and make our card... and be quick about it !!!
Don Stugots
12-13-2006, 04:29 PM
<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />Tracyintexas - I hope not 'cause I got 9 years on you. I like the idea of us getting our own card though...<p> you already have a card its called an AARP card. <br /> </p>
Andomray
12-13-2006, 04:30 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold">(</span>I would insert clappy hands smiley here<p> Yeah, I can't even do that, and i'm a youngin!</p>
Hottub
12-13-2006, 04:34 PM
<p>I would get to work on a card, but I can't get the hang of this durn computer doohicky. And the internets...</p><p>I'll just soak my bunions insted.</p><p> </p>
rckiller
12-13-2006, 04:35 PM
[quote]<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br>[quote]<hr /
><strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />Tracyintexas - I hope not 'cause I got 9
years on you. I like the idea of us getting our own card though...</
blockquote><p>˙you already have a card its called an AARP card.˙ <br /> </p>[/
quote]<p></p>
Not yet I have to turn 50 for the AARP Card (in about a month)
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 04:39 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would get to work on a card, but I can't get the hang of this durn computer doohicky. And the internets...</p><p>I'll just soak my bunions insted.</p><p> </p><p> dont worry about that stuff granpa...just put your ole feets up...Matlock's on soon. </p>
Hottub
12-13-2006, 04:40 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would get to work on a card, but I can't get the hang of this durn computer doohicky. And the internets...</p><p>I'll just soak my bunions insted.</p><p> </p><p> dont worry about that stuff granpa...just put your ole feets up...Matlock's on soon. </p><p>On RTE 1 or 2?</p><p>Savage!</p>
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 04:42 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I would get to work on a card, but I can't get the hang of this durn computer doohicky. And the internets...</p><p>I'll just soak my bunions insted.</p><p> </p><p> dont worry about that stuff granpa...just put your ole feets up...Matlock's on soon. </p><p>On RTE 1 or 2?</p><p>Savage!</p><p>deadly! totally quality loike.</p><p> </p><p>actually it is on rte2 along with moorder she feckin wrote. </p>
Hottub
12-13-2006, 04:46 PM
<p>Oh, Angela lansbrury!</p><p>I'd tap that arse! Manky fecker!!</p>
reeshy
12-13-2006, 04:54 PM
I better get a single digit card.....by cracky!!!!!!
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 04:55 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Oh, Angela lansbrury!</p><p>I'd tap that arse! Manky fecker!!</p><p>it may be manky...but a blurt like that's gonna need a quick shankill shower before a mooch like me gets his fingers warm. </p>
Landblast
12-13-2006, 04:57 PM
<img src="http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/cool.jpg?t=1166061264" border="0" width="338" height="710" />
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 05:01 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I better get a single digit card.....by cracky!!!!!! <p>Oldest ass gets the lowest number !!!</p><p><font color="#ffffff">So you should be right up there on top ya old cranky so and so...</font> </p>
ralphbxny
12-13-2006, 05:03 PM
I wouldnt qualify for a card yet, but id be proud to be a saggy ass member! That really didnt sound right!
Andomray
12-13-2006, 05:05 PM
<div>http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/Andomray/Randomization/saggyass-1.jpg</div>
reeshy
12-13-2006, 05:09 PM
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 05:11 PM
<strong><font size="3">PM me your birthdate if you are <u>40 or older</u>. I'll set up a list and we'll give SAGGY ASS card #1 to the oldest. I've asked Photoshop Mike to come up with a card too.</font></strong>
torker
12-13-2006, 05:14 PM
<p>Old enough to remember this in prime time:</p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/53/250px-Julia_tvguide.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="366" /></p><p> </p>
<strong>FezPaul</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">I'm 45 and I'm very immature.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Is the quote in your sig pic by Mark Twain?</font></strong></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Shit, I guess I am just an old fuck. No matter how bad things got in my life, I had always consoled myself with the thought that I was younger than FezPaul, but now I know better.</font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2"></font></p><p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Pity me.</font></p>
Andomray
12-13-2006, 05:16 PM
Can there be a High, Firm Ass card?
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong><font size="3">PM me your birthdate if you are <u>40 or older</u>. I'll set up a list and we'll give SAGGY ASS card #1 to the oldest. I've asked Photoshop Mike to come up with a card too.</font></strong> <p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="3">Finally a club that will have me. Yipeee</font></p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 05:33 PM
<p>Based on age before beauty, so far its stacking up like this:</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="width: 76pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #5</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #6</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Hottub</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Fez4PrezN2008</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Tracyintexas</font></td></tr></tbody></table></p><p> Subject to change ranks as "new" old farts are added. </p>
FUNKMAN
12-13-2006, 05:36 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Based on age before beauty, so far its stacking up like this:</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="width: 76pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #5</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #6</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Hottub</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Fez4PrezN2008</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Tracyintexas</font></td></tr></tbody></table></p><p> Subject to change ranks as "new" old farts are added. </p><p>i beg your pardon, my ass is still firm and has a nice curvey shape... when i was growing up people said i was half black</p>
foodcourtdruide
12-13-2006, 05:38 PM
<strong>Landblast</strong> wrote:<br /><img src="http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/cool.jpg?t=1166061264" border="0" width="338" height="710" /> <p><delayed applause></p>
foodcourtdruide
12-13-2006, 05:40 PM
<strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Old enough to remember this in prime time:</p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/53/250px-Julia_tvguide.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="366" /></p><p> </p><p>There was a website called TV GUIDE? </p>
I'm in..hoping for a top 5.
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 05:43 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Based on age before beauty, so far its stacking up like this:</p><p> </p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; width: 76pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #5</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #6</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">Hottub</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">Fez4PrezN2008</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="border: medium none #ebe9ed; background-color: transparent"><font face="Arial" size="2">Tracyintexas</font></td></tr></tbody></table></p><p> </p><p> Subject to change ranks as "new" old farts are added. </p><p> </p><p>and the winner of 'Old Fart Bingo' is... everyones favouite grandfather figure.... FEZPAUL</p><p>lucky ole git wins a hot date with... </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Gg_estellegetty.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="192" /></p><p> </p>
torker
12-13-2006, 05:46 PM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>torker</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Old enough to remember this in prime time:</p><p><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/53/250px-Julia_tvguide.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="366" /></p><p> </p><p>There was a website called TV GUIDE? </p><p>Actually, it was a little thing we called television, whippersnapper.</p>
bobrobot
12-13-2006, 05:52 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />and the winner of 'Old Fart Bingo' is... everyones favouite grandfather figure.... FEZPAUL<p>lucky ole git wins a hot date with... </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Gg_estellegetty.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="192" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Let us know if ya GETTY anything offa her???</font></strong></p><p> </p>
FUNKMAN
12-13-2006, 05:54 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />and the winner of 'Old Fart Bingo' is... everyones favouite grandfather figure.... FEZPAUL<p>lucky ole git wins a hot date with... </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Gg_estellegetty.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="192" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Let us know if ya GETTY anything offa her???</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>and if you're estelle hard after she takes her clothes off....</p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 05:55 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />and the winner of 'Old Fart Bingo' is... everyones favouite grandfather figure.... FEZPAUL<p>lucky ole git wins a hot date with... </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Gg_estellegetty.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="192" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Let us know if ya GETTY anything offa her???</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>"Estelle" can get it up... If I try hard enough...</p>
bobrobot
12-13-2006, 05:56 PM
<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />and the winner of 'Old Fart Bingo' is... everyones favouite grandfather figure.... FEZPAUL<p>lucky ole git wins a hot date with... </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Gg_estellegetty.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="192" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Let us know if ya GETTY anything offa her???</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>and if you're estelle hard after she takes her clothes off....</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Wheres_the_beef_commercial.jpg" border="0" width="259" height="249" /></p><p> </p>
Dr Steve
12-13-2006, 05:59 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I better get a single digit card.....by cracky!!!!!! <p>Oldest ass gets the lowest number !!!</p><p><font color="#ffffff">So you should be right up there on top ya old cranky so and so...</font> </p><p>hmmm...I'm 51, what does that get me? </p><p> </p><p>This was my favorite "cartoon" when I was a kid...it wasn't even animated. Just still drawings with REAL mouths superimposed over the face to make them talk.</p><p><img src="http://www.hospice.xtn.net/drsteve/clutch.gif" border="0" alt="Clutch Cargo" title="Clutch Cargo" width="320" height="240" /></p><p> </p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by AssMaggot on 12-13-06 @ 10:07 PM</span>
FUNKMAN
12-13-2006, 05:59 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />and the winner of 'Old Fart Bingo' is... everyones favouite grandfather figure.... FEZPAUL<p>lucky ole git wins a hot date with... </p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Gg_estellegetty.jpg" border="0" width="250" height="192" /></p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Let us know if ya GETTY anything offa her???</font></strong></p><p> </p><p>and if you're estelle hard after she takes her clothes off....</p><p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Wheres_the_beef_commercial.jpg" border="0" width="259" height="249" /></p><p> </p><p><img src="http://www.alteich.com/tidbits/Silly1a.JPG" border="0" width="150" height="251" /></p><p> </p>
UnknownPD
12-13-2006, 06:01 PM
<p><font size="2">Count me in</font></p><p><img src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/1b_2.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="190" /></p>
Dr Steve
12-13-2006, 06:02 PM
<strong>foodcourtdruide</strong> wrote:<br />There was a website called TV GUIDE? <p> </p><p>Genius</p><p> </p><p><a href="javascript:insertEmotion('drunk.gif','lang_emotion s_drunk');"><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" alt="{$lang_emotions_drunk}" title="{$lang_emotions_drunk}" width="58" height="30" /></a></p>
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 06:03 PM
<strong>AssMaggot</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I better get a single digit card.....by cracky!!!!!! <p>Oldest ass gets the lowest number !!!</p><p><font color="#ffffff">So you should be right up there on top ya old cranky so and so...</font> </p><p>hmmm...I'm 51, what does that get me? </p><p> </p><p>By the way, I'm cool AND immature. That's the whole point, isn't it? Ron and Fez keep me young.</p><p>So far... that would put you at a very respectable #3...</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="width: 76pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">spot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">AssMaggot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #666</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #6</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Hottub</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #10</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Fez4PrezN2008</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #11</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size=
bobrobot
12-13-2006, 06:09 PM
<p><strong><font color="#000080">Here's our mascot!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://nanuse.webcindario.com/droopy_archivos/dixieland%20droopy.jpg" border="0" width="352" height="240" /></p>
bobrobot
12-13-2006, 06:12 PM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>AssMaggot</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br />[quote]<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I better get a single digit card.....by cracky!!!!!! <p>Oldest ass gets the lowest number !!!</p><p><font color="#ffffff">So you should be right up there on top ya old cranky so and so...</font> </p><p>hmmm...I'm 51, what does that get me? </p><p> </p><p>By the way, I'm cool AND immature. That's the whole point, isn't it? Ron and Fez keep me young.</p><p>So far... that would put you at a very respectable #3...</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="width: 76pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">spot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">AssMaggot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #666</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #6</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Hottub</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #10</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Fez4PrezN2008</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #11</font></td><td style="background-
rckiller
12-13-2006, 06:13 PM
C'mon you lurkers out there. Sign in and tell us you were born while Ike was still
in.
rckiller
12-13-2006, 06:13 PM
C'mon you lurkers out there. Sign in and tell us you were born while Ike was still
in.
Don Stugots
12-13-2006, 06:13 PM
who is Ike?
moochcassidy
12-13-2006, 06:14 PM
<p>no joke. cant we start to weed out these old timers?</p><p>like, everyone over 40 needs to justify their place here or else they get deleted?</p><p>shake it up a liddle. </p><p> </p>
rckiller
12-13-2006, 06:16 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br><p>no joke. cant we start
to weed out these old timers?</p><p>like, everyone over 40 needs to justify
their place here or else they get deleted?</p><p>shake it up a liddle.˙</
p><p>˙</p><p></p>
OK but I started the thread so that should give me immunity for awhile.
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 06:25 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>no joke. cant we start to weed out these old timers?</p><p>like, everyone over 40 needs to justify their place here or else they get deleted?</p><p>shake it up a liddle. </p><p> </p><p>Quit yer yappin' young'un... Don't you know we'll be worm food in just a little while anyway, then you can have your precious board to yourself...</p>
bobrobot
12-13-2006, 06:28 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>no joke. cant we start to weed out these old timers?</p><p>like, everyone over 40 needs to justify their place here or else they get deleted?</p><p>shake it up a liddle. </p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Heyyy Moochie, ya wanna start at the top & work yer way down???</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/RnFSm.jpg" border="0" width="237" height="179" /></p><p>I think that hitler sig quote is starting to affect yez!!!</p><p> </p>
Team_Ramrod
12-13-2006, 06:29 PM
<p>The fact you listen to the show makes you cool.</p><p>The fact you 'get' the show makes you immature.</p><p>I think it's wicked awesome they have such a diverse demographic and such diversity can be seen here, on my home board, my happy place RonFez.net.</p>
TheVHD
12-13-2006, 06:33 PM
<strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />who is Ike? <p><img src="http://www.larryedwardslive.com/images/Larry_and_Ike.jpg" border="0" width="392" height="435" /></p>
FUNKMAN
12-13-2006, 06:34 PM
<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>no joke. cant we start to weed out these old timers?</p><p>like, everyone over 40 needs to justify their place here or else they get deleted?</p><p>shake it up a liddle. </p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">Heyyy Moochie, ya wanna start at the top & work yer way down???</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/RnFSm.jpg" border="0" width="237" height="179" /></p><p>I think that hitler sig quote is starting to affect yez!!!</p><p> </p><p>or start at ma ballz and work your way up????</p>
<p> </p><pre> <p><a href="#Top">QUIT BITCHIN'</a> (G. Peter O'Neill - G. Wieser) <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/54567/Message/sounds/wav/s_quitbi.wav"><img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/editmessage.cfm/Forum/46/Topic/54567/Message/images/gif/sndclip.gif" border="0" alt="Sound Clip" width="24" height="17" align="absMiddle" /></a></p><pre>If you're lookin' for pity,</pre><pre>Don't be lookin' my way</pre><pre>I'll only tell you once How it was in our day </pre><pre>And if you're not listening,</pre><pre>I'll sing a bitchy song And whether you like it or not,</pre><pre>You'll listen all day long... </pre><pre>The only dishwasher we knew Was one that had hands </pre><pre>We didn't have tapedecks or video cams </pre><pre>We didn't have beepers Or cellular phones</pre><pre>There was no place to go </pre><pre>So we all stayed home...</pre><pre> </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - You've got plenty to eat </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - You've got a warm place to sleep </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - You've got all day to play</pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - Or I'll tell you how it was in my day </pre><pre> </pre><pre>We walked seven miles to school,</pre><pre>Uphill, both ways Always in a blizzard Or in the pouring rain</pre><pre>We went outside to the toilet, </pre><pre>We did it with the dogs </pre><pre>We fetched water from the river and </pre><pre>We chopped a lot of logs... </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - 'Til you have to work for a living</pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - Until you have to do the giving </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - All you do is whine and moan </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - Or you'll never be full grown </pre><pre> </pre><pre>Your batteries wore out? Ah, too bad. </pre><pre>And you just ran out of soda? I'm so sad! </pre><pre>And no more beanie weenies or spagettios? </pre><pre>Keep your dirty finger out of your nose... </pre><pre> </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - Or you'll have to listen to me </pre><pre>I'll tie you to a chair and You'll never get free </pre><pre>I'll feed you jalapenos and Load you up with kraut </pre><pre>Then you'll have something to bitch about... </pre><pre> </pre><pre>Don't go telling me that you're bored! </pre><pre>Or how there's nothing to do </pre><pre>I'm not your entertainment director </pre><pre>What would you do without the tube? </pre><pre> </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - You'll think you have it rough </pre><pre>When you're stuck with leftovers or Coco-Puffs </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - Or I'll shove it down your craw </pre><pre>And you'll be damn grateful to have anything at all </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - You've got plenty to eat </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - You've got a warm place to sleep </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - Don't stamp your feet and shout </pre><pre>Quit bitchin' - Or I'll give you something to bitch about!</pre><pre> </pre><pre>Oldskool Punk for all the wippersnappers that think life is hard</pre><pre>I would be honored to be a SAGGY ASS</pre></pre><span class="post_edited"></span>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Ogre on 12-13-06 @ 10:42 PM</span>
ThePointer
12-13-2006, 06:38 PM
<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />At 49 I sense that I am on the older end of the listening audience. But I absolutely love Ron and Fez. (Thank God Fezzy is always throwing in references only some of us old farts get!). The thread talking about a possible move to free fm to draw the younger male audience made me think. Is there something wrong with me that I love this show? I thought about calling the show and asking Ronnie but I thought the call would go something like this…… Ronnie: Rick, Rick you’re on Ron & Fez Rick: Yea Ronnie, I’m 49 and love your show. Does that make me cool are immature? Ronnie: If you have to ask, Peter Pan then you are definitely not cool. Try listening to Hannity or NPR. Click <p>Hey RC thanks for letting me know I am not the grandpa of the board. I have been listening since day one at night and have rarely missed the show either live or various replays. I do not feel my age but then again i do not feel much anymore as well. Maybe I should apply for the AARP version of the BAC.</p>
WhistlePig
12-13-2006, 06:41 PM
Hey my PM doesn't work but I'm 41 and should definitely qualify for a
SAGGY ASS card!! And give Papabear one as well--he just turned 40 this
year.
Fez4PrezN2008
12-13-2006, 07:00 PM
<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Hey my PM doesn't work but I'm 41 and should definitely qualify for a SAGGY ASS card!! And give Papabear one as well--he just turned 40 this year. <p>OK you're in... Here is the ever-evolving line up so far...</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="width: 76pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">spot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">AssMaggot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #5</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">ThePointer</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #666</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">UnknownPD</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #10</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #11</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Hottub</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #12</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Whistlepig</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17"
FezPaul
12-13-2006, 10:33 PM
<p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Ron: You're on the air.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Me: Saggy Ass Card number...shit...*fumbles with papers and reading glasses*...9 checkin' in.</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Ron: (Plays drop of Orson Wells saying "Rosebud") What's on your mind budday?</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Me: Um...uh...I forgot what I was going to say...um...I'll call back later...*loudly fumbles phone as he hangs up*</font></strong></p><p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Ron: (muttering) Fuckin' old farts.</font></strong></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by FezPaul on 12-14-06 @ 2:45 AM</span>
Poochie
12-14-2006, 01:35 AM
<font size="2">Where's the under 40 cardholder club? you're a bunch of ageist's I say!!!!</font>
bobrobot
12-14-2006, 02:47 AM
<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">Where's the under 40 cardholder club? you're a bunch of ageist's I say!!!!</font> <p><strong><font color="#000080">Wrongo!!! "Ageists" are those who deny the exisrence of James Agee!!!</font></strong></p><p><strong><font color="#000080"><img src="http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/x2/x10619.jpg" border="0" width="307" height="475" /></font></strong></p><p> </p>
Yerdaddy
12-14-2006, 02:52 AM
<strong>TheVHD</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>STUGOTS1</strong> wrote:<br />who is Ike? <p><img src="http://www.larryedwardslive.com/images/Larry_and_Ike.jpg" border="0" width="392" height="435" /></p><p>That's the most feminine I've ever seen Tina Turner look.</p>
<strong>WhistlePig</strong> wrote:<br />Hey my PM doesn't work but I'm 41 and should definitely qualify for a SAGGY ASS card!! And give Papabear one as well--he just turned 40 this year. <p> <img src="http://www.metrotimes.com/sb/91516/b8stopone.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="150" /></p><p>Another "40" checking in - sign me up!</p><p> </p>
mendyweiss
12-14-2006, 04:22 AM
52 and still don't need the magic blue pill yet !! HA!
scorpion
12-14-2006, 04:46 AM
<p>OK I should be in the Saggy Ass Card Age = 45. BUT I am not giving up my BAC!</p><p>What's my number?</p><p> </p>
angelinad128
12-14-2006, 05:14 AM
Your a Ron & Fez fan so right there you are COOL!!!!
bobrobot
12-14-2006, 05:14 AM
<strong>scorpion</strong> wrote:<br /><p>OK I should be in the Saggy Ass Card Age = 45. BUT I am not giving up my BAC!</p><p>What's my number?</p><p> </p><p><strong><font color="#000080">You are what we lovingly refer to as a "BAC n SAC" !!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/bacnsac.jpg" border="0" width="500" height="324" /></p><p> </p>
Ritalin
12-14-2006, 05:16 AM
It still sticks in my throat when I say it, but I'm 40.
Hottub
12-14-2006, 05:30 AM
<p align="center"><img src="http://www.bergen.org/AAST/Projects/Forum/municipalities/hackensack.gif" border="0" width="370" height="263" /></p>
angelinad128
12-14-2006, 05:41 AM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p align="center"><img src="http://www.bergen.org/AAST/Projects/Forum/municipalities/hackensack.gif" border="0" width="370" height="263" /></p><p>A map of Rt 4 shortly after the GWB? I don't get it...is it because I'm still under 40?</p>
<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote: <p>That's the most feminine I've ever seen Tina Turner look.</p><p>That's because Ike didn't belt THAT Tina.</p>
UnknownPD
12-14-2006, 06:45 AM
<strong>Poochie</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="2">Where's the under 40 cardholder club? you're a bunch of ageist's I say!!!!</font> <p><font size="2"></font></p>
<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by UnknownPD on 12-14-06 @ 10:51 AM</span>
<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />C'mon you lurkers out there. Sign in and tell us you were born while Ike was still in.<p> I'm a long time lurker, but I'd like to be added to the list.</p><p> </p><p>Age 44 checking in. </p>
mendyweiss
12-15-2006, 09:11 AM
What if the Hokey Pokey <strong>is</strong> what's its all about !!
KC2OSO
12-15-2006, 09:26 AM
<p>42 checkin in. Born in the 60's maaaan!</p>Kickin it old school...I'm A BAD ASS. Literally (My ass gas gone bad)
jeffdwright2001
12-15-2006, 10:36 AM
<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br />Quit yer yappin' young'un... Don't you know we'll be worm food in just a little while anyway, then you can have your <font style="background-color: #ffff00">precious</font> board to yourself...<p>Are you sure it's just your ass that's saggy?</p><p><img src="http://www.tuckborough.net/images/gollum.jpg" border="0" width="180" height="200" /></p>
Hithead
12-15-2006, 11:47 AM
<p>If your balls hang lower than your dick.......................................you should be listening to Bob Grany.</p><p> </p>
rckiller
12-15-2006, 01:06 PM
I came to this thread for some reason but can't remember why.... and where did I
put my keys?
bobrobot
12-15-2006, 01:09 PM
<strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />I came to this thread for some reason but can't remember why.... and where did I put my keys? <p><strong><font color="#000080">That's my whole life now.... Oy Vey!!!</font></strong></p><p> </p>
<strong>Hithead</strong> wrote:<br /><p>If your balls hang lower than your dick.......................................you should be listening to Bob Grany.</p><p> </p><p>Who the hell is Bob Grany? </p>
BLZBUBBA
12-15-2006, 07:57 PM
<p>Perhaps that "age" question may be answered this way. Who could the show least afford to lose? Would it be it Ron, Fez, or Earl or Dave? </p><p>And O&A may be right. Howard may be a dick. But damn. That deal with Imus phoning it in from New Mexico? What the hell is that? They say Howard phones it in. Imus does it literally.</p>
PapaBear
12-15-2006, 10:35 PM
<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #16</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Papa Bear</font></td></tr></tbody></table><p> </p><p>Checking in (thanks to WhistlePig)</p><p>I resent the "saggy ass" part, though. My ass may be bigger than It used to be, but it doesn't sag. I'm cool and immature, and proud of it!</p>
seabiscuit10
12-16-2006, 07:31 AM
<strong>PeterDragon</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>rckiller</strong> wrote:<br />C'mon you lurkers out there. Sign in and tell us you were born while Ike was still in.<p> I'm a long time lurker, but I'd like to be added to the list.</p><p> </p><p>Age 44 checking in. </p><p> Another lurker here...........45, born in 1961.</p><p>how soon to the "dirt nap"? </p>
rckiller
12-16-2006, 01:39 PM
When Fezzy talked about the old school desks with the opening top I have to
admit I had those. In fact some of the older ones still had the hole in the front
where the ink bottle went. This was in the 60's and those types of ink pens
probably hadn't been used in 25 years but the desks were still around.
garrafa10lafe
12-19-2006, 05:18 PM
Please give me a Saggy Ass card. Yet another lurker, 42 born in 1964, but not so saggy...I still get paid decent money to play soccer on an under-30 team. Completely immature, and my laziness is only superceded by my utter irresponsibility, which is why I've listened to RnF since 2002.
zildjian361
12-19-2006, 05:31 PM
<strong>mendyweiss</strong> wrote:<br />52 and still don't need the magic blue pill yet !! HA! <p> 53 and still Rockin BIG ASS # 2352 SEE YA<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/drunk.gif" border="0" width="58" height="30" /></p>
<p>Get me a SAGGY ASS card NOW!</p><p>40 years old, and just as immature as anyone on this messageboard. </p>
Tall_James
12-19-2006, 05:55 PM
43 last month. And I'll be at the "Early Bird" thread, posting at 4:30 pm with complimentary salad, coffee and dessert.
Jughead
12-19-2006, 06:19 PM
I resemble that remark...Mayor Of Boston!!!
Jughead
12-19-2006, 06:20 PM
Gvac was King Today.........Cool
Jughead
12-19-2006, 06:24 PM
<strong>jughead46041</strong> wrote:<br />Gvac was King Today.........Cool <p> </p>
Jughead
12-19-2006, 06:34 PM
see when i post it screws every thing up im sorry i dont know why...HELP MIKEY AND JJON
wonderwoman
12-20-2006, 05:12 AM
<strong>Landblast</strong> wrote:<br /> <img src="http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/cool.jpg?t=1166061264" border="0" width="338" height="710" /> <p>Awesome Quote LandBlast, Samuel Jackson is the epitomy of Cool. One of the Coolest movie ever made<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/cool.gif" border="0" alt="Cool" title="Cool" width="20" height="20" /></p>
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