Perfect careers for RF.net members

[IkeaBoy]

what careers do you think would fit the individual posters of this board be them already in the workfield or still in school?

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[erinmoran]

Ikeaboy youd make a good movie critic because just like all movie critic they dislike anything the masses want to see in movies....heeheeeheee

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[Heroin Bob]

It's amazing though, the guy goes to NYU and not even for it's film program but he loves movies. Kinda like going to John Jay college for it's excellent nursing program.
Btw, it's not a crack at you Ikeaboy...a simple observation by a simple boy.

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[Pootertoot]

I'd like to masturbate pigs for the purposes of artificial insemination.

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[Gwen]

I'd like to masturbate pigs for the purposes of artificial insemination.


If youre going to do it, do it right.
"Thats why you've got to have a job that matters. Thats why I manually masturbate caged animals for the purpose of artificial insemination"

Damn lou!

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[Captain Rooster]

If you ever get the chance...
Give a moose a hand-job....I love when their eyes roll back while they bust 'a nut!

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[Big Jim]

Right now GVAC would be happy with ANY career.

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[IkeaBoy]

It's amazing though, the guy goes to NYU and not even for it's film program but he loves movies. what can i say- i'm a masochist and like being close to things I want yet unable to get. You need a portfolio of sorts to get into the film program which i don't have but just because i like movies doesn't mean i'd be good at doing anything with them.

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[girl germs]

<i>"what careers do you think would fit the individual posters of this board be them already in the workfield or still in school?"</i>

ikeaboy: professional wet blanket and party pooper


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[IkeaBoy]

ikeaboy: professional wet blanket and party pooper Hey, I can be the life of the part just as much as anyone else can be the life of the party. besides being a wet pooper doesn't exactly pay well or impress the ladies.

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[girl germs]

<i>"Hey, I can be the life of the part just as much as anyone else can be the life of the party."</i>

ikeaboy, funerals don't count.

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[IkeaBoy]

funerals don't count. But they're just so fun and exciting if you're the type of person who likes to see others in pain and tension high. ever go to a funeral of someone you don't know?

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This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 11-1-01 @ 1:28 PM

[Tazz1376]

Right now GVAC would be happy with ANY career.


That's just wrong.

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[Pootertoot]

If youre going to do it, do it right.
"Thats why you've got to have a job that matters. Thats why I manually masturbate caged animals for the purpose of artificial insemination"

Damn lou!


You're just jealous that I beat you to it.

I'm better than youuuuuuuu, Ms. I Can't Finish My Own Long Island Ice Tea.

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[Gwen]

Ms. I Can't Finish My Own Long Island Ice Tea.


Hey now! Play fair. After all I drank the one at the first bar in record time like a champ, besides, when I was passing that one off to you it was because I was stll concerned about getting home to see my friends band, shortly there after i said F-THAT!

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[CruelCircus]

ever go to a funeral of someone you don't know?

No, Harold.
What's that like?



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

If I could, I'd be a puppy wrangler. Puppies to the left of me, puppies to the right. Nothing but puppies!




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[IrishAlkey]

Puppies to the left of me, puppies to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you...

Yes, there's even room for Alkey on RF.net!

[Heroin Bob]

Ikeaboy, i'm sure you'd be good at writing or helping to write a pretentious student film. You seem to know what works in movies and what doesn't. Dust off that old Super 8 camera and i'm sure you'd have a masterpiece on your hands.

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[brodieman]

quote from pootertoot:
I'd like to masturbate pigs for the purposes of artificial insemination.

gotta love a clerks reference ;)
that part is played by kevin smith's sister you know (i know too much about those damn movies)

i'd like to work at my friends comic book store in manhattan, it stays open till 2 am! nice

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Puppies to the left of
me, puppies to the right, here
I am, stuck in the middle with
you...


Sigh, now I have to cut your
ear off and douse you with
gasoline.


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[Captain Rooster]

Sigh, now I have to cut your
ear off and douse you with
gasoline.


LOL *crying!

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