Hi, I'm Turtle.

[Turtle]

Hi I'm Turtle.  Most of you probably know me as Rons' favorite caller, but now I'm just another user on RonFez.net.

[lleeder]

Nice good to have you here. Your my second favorite caller

[johnniewalker]

<p>Ring and run turtle, ring and run.&nbsp; Nothin but sticky cheese. </p><p>Welcome!&nbsp;</p>

[Turtle]

<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />Nice good to have you here. Your my second favorite caller <p>Thanks, i've thought about posting here far a long time, just never got around to it.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who is you favorite caller?</p>

[led37zep]

<p>You've got to give credit to Radio shark for his daily bombs.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Welcome to Rf.net turtle, love the way you get to ESD.&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by led37zep on 12-16-06 @ 2:52 PM</span>

[Fezticle98]

<p>Welcome, budday!</p><p>You are Dave's favorite caller also. He can't get enough.</p>

[reillyluck]

Welcome to the board Turtle!&nbsp;

[lleeder]

<strong>Turtle_WB</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br />Nice good to have you here. Your my second favorite caller <p>Thanks, i've thought about posting here far a long time, just never got around to it.&nbsp; </p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Who is you favorite caller?</p><p>Me, I try to call like once a show</p>

[Hottub]

Welcome Turtle. I've enjoyed some of your work on the bag.

[Turtle]

Thanks for the welcome

[ChimneyFish]

<strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Oh, hiiii Turtle.</font></em></strong>

[burrben]

welcome friend

[cougarjake13]

<p><strong><font size="3">welcome turtle&nbsp; !!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.danacarvey.net/mod/turtle01.jpg" border="0" width="700" height="467" /></p>

[Turtle]

<strong>cougarjake13</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong><font size="3">welcome turtle&nbsp; !!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.danacarvey.net/mod/turtle01.jpg" border="0" width="700" height="467" /></p><p>Haha that's great.&nbsp; Love the pic.</p>

[Don Stugots]

Welcome Turtle.&nbsp;

[phixion]

<p>welcome aboard turtle</p><p>im surprised by the lack of an entourage reference by now</p>

[Turtle]

<strong>Don Stugots</strong> wrote:<br />Welcome Turtle.&nbsp; <p>Thanks</p>

[Snacks]

welcome, but you got me all excited I thought this was about those tasty turtle chocolate and carmel candies, mmmmm those are great.

[Don Stugots]

<strong>Snacks</strong> wrote:<br />welcome, but you got me all excited I thought this was about those tasty turtle chocolate and carmel candies, mmmmm those are great.<p>&nbsp;now i'm fucking starvin</p>

[Hottub]

Did anyone tell you this is Turtle posting?

[FUNKMAN]

<p>Welcome Aboard Turtle!</p><p>nice to see you come out of your shell</p><p>get it? turtle,,,,shell</p><p>that's the kind of comedy you get here budday, all day all night</p>

[reeshy]

No you're not!!!!!!!!!!!&nbsp;&nbsp; Prove it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChimneyFish]

<strong>FUNKMAN</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Welcome Aboard Turtle!</p><p>nice to see you come out of your shell</p><p>get it? turtle,,,,shell</p><p>that's the kind of comedy you get here budday, all day all night</p><p><strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">There's a fine line between edgy and over the top, FUNK.</font></em></strong></p>

[Turtle]

<p>Thanks all for the warm welcome.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I'm still not sure how you guys feel about self promotion, but you can see a few pic of Turtle at </p>www.myspace.com/oa_turtle

[HBox]

Get the hell out of here you Papa Joe, you Peter Puffer. We don't take kindly to stinky cheese around here.

[Turtle]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">Get the hell out of here you Papa Joe, you Peter Puffer. We don't take kindly to stinky cheese around here.</font></font> <p>Hi, I'm Turtle</p><p>I like gouda</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Turtle_WB on 12-16-06 @ 4:06 PM</span>

[spot]

Hi Turtle welcome.

[reeshy]

Don't take this the wrong way...but I never found you funny...that's just me.....welcome anyway....just remember the way out!!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Don't take this the wrong way...but I never found you funny...that's just me.....welcome anyway....just remember the way out!! <p><font color="#ffffff">Hey reeshy - you and turtle have something in common! We never found you to be funny either ! That was a great welcome you came up with. So heartwarming.</font> </p>

[rckiller]

Hi Turtle...

[Turtle]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Don't take this the wrong way...but I never found you funny...that's just me.....welcome anyway....just remember the way out!! <p>If I need directions, I'll be sure to ask you.</p>

[TheGameHHH]

<p>what up turtle? Now we just need a Vince, E, and Drama. </p><p>Shotgun me being Vince. &nbsp;</p>

[Yerdaddy]

<p>I'd love to&nbsp;sit and get to know you, but&nbsp;I'm getting a you-head.</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 12-16-06 @ 7:30 PM</span>

[lintpit]

<font size="2">My best man was Turtle. Not You! Welcome friend.</font>

[LOAF]

Welcome Turtle!&nbsp; Keep up the Dave calls, that shit is funny as hell!

[Death Metal Moe]

Have we met?

[Death Metal Moe]

<p>Kidding of course.</p><p><font size="5">WELCOME MOTHERFUCKING TURTLE!!!</font></p><p>Finally, we're classing up this fucking dump.</p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Don't take this the wrong way...but I never found you funny...that's just me.....welcome anyway....just remember the way out!! <p><font color="#ffffff">Hey reeshy - you and turtle have something in common! We never found you to be funny either ! That was a great welcome you came up with. So heartwarming.</font> </p><p><font color="#ffffff">But pee in my butt is funny? If he didn't open his arms so wide I would have. Fuckin turtles just going to post and run anyway....Thats what stinky cheese does. Let's get the stink outta here.</font></p>

[Team_Ramrod]

<strong>Turtle_WB</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Don't take this the wrong way...but I never found you funny...that's just me.....welcome anyway....just remember the way out!! <p>If I need directions, I'll be sure to ask you.</p><p>Hey Turtle, No smart ass remarks to reeshy! He just had surgery! Therefore I'll be handling all his business until he's better... Remember, there's two guys who I handle business for. Reeshy and Dave... And now your on the wrong side of both.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ewwwww, It fuckin smells in Rf.net..... Smells like stinky cheese! Throw that shit away!</p>

[reeshy]

Hey Turtle...if I offended you...I'm sorry...just speaking my mind...you can't please everybody!!!!!

[Turtle]

<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />Hey Turtle...if I offended you...I'm sorry...just speaking my mind...you can't please everybody!!!!! <p>You didn't offend me, in fact I appreciate your honesty.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Yerdaddy</strong> wrote:<br /><p>I'd love to&nbsp;sit and get to know you, but&nbsp;I'm getting a you-head.</p><span class="post_edited">&nbsp;</span> <p>that wasn't 'over the top', more like 'out&nbsp;the end' maybe even 'edgy'...</p>

[ralphbxny]

I like dave but love the calls turtle!! Nice to have you!

[timhorton]

<p>Still got a jones for toast??</p><p>I'm&nbsp;TimHorton. I like beer.&nbsp;</p>

[Ritalin]

<p>favorite caller of all time: Kenny Allen.</p>&lt;&gt;&nbsp;You wanna pretend? <br />

[Turtle]

<strong>Ritalin</strong> wrote:<br /><p>favorite caller of all time: Kenny Allen.</p>&lt;&gt;&nbsp;You wanna pretend? <br /><p>Hi, I'm Turtle</p><p>I like toast.</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>I had a turtle sticking it's head out this morning.&nbsp; Luckily I made it to the bathroom on time.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Velcome heir Turtle.</p>