Guess What Mall is Looking for New Help?

[Coach]

<p>Kinda funny:</p><p> The Mall at Short Hills is currently accepting applications for <strong>Full Time Security Officers</strong>. Qualified applicants <strong><em>must be</em></strong> 21 years of age and have a valid driver's license, as well as a High School diploma, and must pass a background check and drug test. If you are interested in this position please inquire at our Guest Service Center </p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Coach on 12-17-06 @ 7:04 AM</span>

[moochcassidy]

<p>nice, so either some got fired for letting it get out of hand..or even better, they just said &quot;F this&quot; and quit during the mayhem.</p><p>beautiful. i hate mall coppers.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[OGC]

<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="2">Seems a little soon after the event to be related. There is no way someone could quit yesterday and there could be an ad in the paper the next day. </font></p><p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="2">I would think malls are always looking for help.</font></p>

[K.C.]

<p>They need LaFours</p><p><img src="http://george.hotelling.net/90percent/lafours.jpg" border="0" alt="http://george.hotelling.net/90percent/lafours.jpg" title="http://george.hotelling.net/90percent/lafours.jpg" width="256" height="100" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>460 collars...ALL convicted!</p><p>I even heard he has two kills.</p>

[Snoogans]

nice