Saggy Ass Cards are IN !!!!!

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<p>OK old farts, <a href="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/PHOTOSHOPMIKE/saggynew.jpg">here it is !</a>&nbsp;(In case your senility has already kicked in from the other day, that's </p><p><font size="3">Sad Aged Guys n' Gals Yelling About Stupid Shit</font> )</p><p align="center"><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="5" color="#008000"><em><strong>Big thank you to photoshop mike !</strong></em></font></p><p>Here is the ORIGINAL list of Saggy Asses...</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="width: 76pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">spot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">AssMaggot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #5</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">ThePointer</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #666</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">UnknownPD</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #10</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">scorpion</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #11</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #12</font></

[Snacks]

Hey I'm 33 and feel like an old fart. I want in!

[FUNKMAN]

i told you before, my ass is still round and firm... jeesh do i have to make you feel it?

[Gvac]

<p>First of all, WhistlePig is a chick.</p><p>Secondly, check the original thread.&nbsp; Many more have added their names.&nbsp; It's your responsibility to update the list. &nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<strong>Gvac</strong> wrote:<br /><p>First of all, WhistlePig is a chick.</p><p>Secondly, check the original thread.&nbsp; Many more have added their names.&nbsp; It's your responsibility to update the list. &nbsp;</p><p>like Gvac said, you're work is sagging&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; hahahahahah</p>

[Jughead]

I need a card im 51...1955(Boy thats hard to say)&nbsp;&nbsp; 18 yrs lead singer 22 years car salesman&nbsp;&nbsp; how about that resume???

[Hottub]

<p>Hey, F4P, can this be reworked?</p><p>6 up, 2 pages, work and tumble? I know people who can do this. I'm (unfortunatly) connected to that biz.</p>

[Jughead]

Bodacious Band indianapolis Indiana....Hot days cool nights..Dont mean a thing to ya....unless you are over 40 and from central indiana... then it still might not...

[HBox]

<p>I am glad someone has stepped forward and made a list like this. It shall be useful in the future.</p><p><img src="http://dvdmg.com/logansrun.jpg" border="0" width="257" height="375" /></p><p>Quite useful.&nbsp;</p>

[FUNKMAN]

<img src="http://www.sonic.net/~mfreeman/bike/buns_john.jpg" border="0" width="454" height="598" />

[zildjian361]

[quote]<strong>Fez4PrezN2008</strong> wrote:<br /><p>OK old farts, <a href="http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/PHOTOSHOPMIKE/saggynew.jpg">here it is !</a>&nbsp;(In case your senility has already kicked in from the other day, that's </p><p><font size="3">Sad Aged Guys n' Gals Yelling About Stupid Shit</font> )</p><p align="center"><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="5" color="#008000"><em><strong>Big thank you to photoshop mike !</strong></em></font></p><p>Here is the ORIGINAL list of Saggy Asses...</p><p><table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="269" style="width: 202pt; border-collapse: collapse"><tbody><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td width="168" height="17" style="width: 126pt; height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #1</font></td><td width="101" style="width: 76pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">Reeshy</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #2</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">spot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #3</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">AssMaggot</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #4</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">rckiller</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #5</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">ThePointer</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #666</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">bobogolem</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #7</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">UnknownPD</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #8</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">richg0404</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #9</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FezPaul</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #10</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">scorpion</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">SAGGY ASS CARD #11</font></td><td style="background-color: transparent; border: #ebe9ed"><font face="Arial" size="2">FUNKMAN</font></td></tr><tr height="17" style="height: 12.75pt"><td height="17" style="height: 12.75pt; background-color: transparent; border: #eb

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Hey, F4P, can this be reworked?</p><p>6 up, 2 pages, work <strong><u>and tumble?</u></strong> I know people who can do this. I'm (unfortunatly) connected to that biz.</p><p>First of all, I don't do gymnastics at my advanced age, might pull somenthing, second - huh?</p><p>Third - Sorry Whistlepig, I forgot to lift your little ground hog tail to check - my bad !</p><p>Fourth - Dang you Gvac and your newfangled responsibilities, but yes I will rework the list if you want me to.... PM me EXACTLY how you want to see it...</p><p>&lt;gay baritone&gt; THHHHHHHHHHHANK YOU</p><p><font color="#ffffff">PS - You are just lucky I didn't do this WHOLE think in white text. Humps</font></p><p><font color="#ffffff">PPS- Your mom's box</font></p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>HBox</strong> wrote:<br /><font color="#000080"><font size="2">I am glad someone has stepped forward and made a list like this. It shall be useful in the future.</font></font><font color="#000080"><font size="2"> <p><img src="http://dvdmg.com/logansrun.jpg" border="0" width="164" height="257" /></p><p>Quite useful.&nbsp;</p></font></font><p>I've always had the hots for Jenny Agutter...</p><p><img src="http://www.snowcrest.net/fox/loganpics/movie/a6more/jen24new.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="206" /></p><p>Nice looking cards!</p>

[PapaBear]

<p>d'oh</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by PapaBear on 12-20-06 @ 12:20 AM</span>

[IceCop]

46 years old here.&nbsp; Add me to the list, please!

[spoon]

This is great and hope it's still around for me in 20 year!

[IceCop]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />This is great and hope it's still around for me in 20 year! <p>YEah, well until then - STAY OFFA MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!</p>

[spoon]

<p>Don't make me Billy Madison your&nbsp;ass!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Ice Cop, &quot;Dammit, It's that poop again!!!!!!</p><p><img src="http://img.adamsandler.jt.org/movies/billy_madison/billypoop.jpg" border="0" width="170" height="150" /></p>

[PapaBear]

<strong>spoon</strong> wrote:<br />This is great and hope it's still around for me in 20 year! <p>Wait... I'm buying beer for a minor? And it's a DUDE?</p>

[spoon]

Yes you are old man now shut up and hand over your coin jar and hard candy!

[Andomray]

I feel honored as a young whipper-snapper to have come up with the words to the acronym SAGGY ASS.ÿ I love you old farts.

[Lumber]

40 yrs old... Add me please.

[bobrobot]

<p><strong><font color="#000080">The card design&nbsp;is great, but I hadda get my reading glasses to see it, Damn my eyes!!!</font></strong></p><p><img src="http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/4159/igor.jpg" border="0" width="320" height="240" /></p><p>too late...</p>

[seabiscuit10]

<p>Add me in, 45, born in 61.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>need a bigger font on this dame computer</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Seabiscuit&nbsp;</p>

[wonderwoman]

41 here, How do&nbsp;I add my saggy ass in??<img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/help.gif" border="0" width="35" height="25" />

[yomudder21]

<font size="4">i think the cards for every single thing is getting.......well OLD!</font>

[AppleBoy]

I just turned 41.&nbsp; Put me on the list.

[mendyweiss]

<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">i think the cards for every single thing is getting.......well OLD!</font> <p>Just as long as they don't start making the jews wear &quot;cards&quot; here, I'm ok with them !</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Nevermind!</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by Furtherman on 12-20-06 @ 11:05 AM</span>

[dukester]

count me in...

fourty two in march

[KC2OSO]

<p>Please can I have a saggy ass? card.&nbsp; BAC 20949 poo ha. </p>

[stinkbud]

<p>Does being 36 make my ass count as &quot;saggy&quot;?</p><p>It sure is soggy, but that is a different card.&nbsp;</p>

[UnknownPD]

<p>&nbsp;</p><p><img src="http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/r3739968269.jpg" border="0" width="379" height="296" align="middle" /></p>

[bobrobot]

<strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">i think the cards for every single thing is getting.......well OLD!</font> <p><strong><font size="3" color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I would like to propose that we start up a <font color="#ff0000">&quot;Cards For Every Single Thing&quot; card</font>, better known as the <font color="#ff0000">C Fest card</font>!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3" color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Who's with me???</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by bobogolem on 12-20-06 @ 11:55 AM</span>

[Stankfoot]

<p><font size="2">48 year old checkin' in!</font></p><p><font size="2">Add me to the list ....&nbsp;</font></p>

[kindred]

<p>Can we have a saggy tit club too? </p><p>I'm old.&nbsp; Add me in.</p>

[empulse]

dear jesus. this many old farts on the internets, driving slow, blinkers on. now i know why my bandwidth is lagging.

[Andomray]

<strong>bobogolem</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>yomudder21</strong> wrote:<br /><font size="4">i think the cards for every single thing is getting.......well OLD!</font> <p><strong><font size="3" color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I would like to propose that we start up a <font color="#ff0000">&quot;Cards For Every Single Thing&quot; card</font>, better known as the <font color="#ff0000">C Fest card</font>!!! </font></strong></p><p><strong><font size="3" color="#000080">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Who's with me???</font></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p> <span class="post_edited">This message was edited by bobogolem on 12-20-06 @ 11:55 AM</span><p>&nbsp;There's nothing quite like a C Fest!</p>

[Jughead]

Cfest # 9890876&nbsp;&nbsp; checking in....<img border="0" title="" alt="" src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/blink.gif" /><br />

[Jughead]

Feel like a number Im not a number......<br />

[torker]

<strong>AppleBoy</strong> wrote:<br />I just turned 41.&nbsp; Put me on the list. <p>Belated Happy Birthday, Budday!</p><p><img src="http://www.thehealthmuseum.org/uploads/apple-birthday%20small.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="185" /></p>

[garrafa10lafe]

Add me to the list...42, but no saggy ass here...still playing soccer for money.....

[Fez4PrezN2008]

<strong>Andomray</strong> wrote:<br />I feel honored as a young whipper-snapper to have come up with the words to the acronym SAGGY ASS.&nbsp; I love you old farts. <p>First, - Yes - Big cudos to you for that! We'll adopt you as our little niece and you'll have a whole bunch of creepy uncles trying to get you to sit on their lap and wanting to check your temperature all the time. (A la Jimmy Norton's Uncle Paul) </p><p>B - For those of you who think it is one &quot;card&quot; too many... just let us have our fun, we'll be worm food soon enough.</p><p>Lastly - Dang you Johnny come lately humps, now I have to re-work the list. That's OK.</p><p>5thly - Hottub is going to do something with the thingymagig and the dohickey so the whatsit on the card picture&nbsp;will be better, either that or he was describing his visit to his dr. for his prostate check. Some kind of technical mumbo jumbo. I think we need to see some ID on him, he knows too much tech talk for an old fart. </p><p>Third - Yea! we have another Saggy Ass chick to our ranks ! </p><p>I.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp; ii. Gvac was yelling about something, but I forget...</p><p><font color="#ffffff">&lt;low TV announcer voice&gt; The secret password is &quot;your mom's box&quot;</font></p>

[FUNKMAN]

<p>why's it gotta be the Saggy Ass and not the Distinguished Gentleman's Club...</p><p>this saggy ass deal don't sit well</p>

[NoBones]

<p>I would like to request card #872 to match my Big Ass Card.</p><p>Thank You,</p><p>NoBones</p>

[NoBones]

Wait a minute...I'm 43, male with saggy tits&nbsp;and i'm not sure if I'm down with this ideal.

[NoBones]

<strong>kindred</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Can we have a saggy tit club too? </p><p>I'm old.&nbsp; Add me in.</p><p>Wait I'm 43 and Have saggy tits... I don't, I don't know if this a good idea.</p>

[FUNKMAN]

my tits are pretty damn firm too... WTF

[AppleBoy]

<strong>torker</strong> wrote: <p>Belated Happy Birthday, Budday!</p><p><img src="http://www.thehealthmuseum.org/uploads/apple-birthday%20small.jpg" border="0" width="200" height="185" /></p><p>Thanks Budday.&nbsp; Always appreciated.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[ThePointer]

<strong>empulse</strong> wrote:<br />dear jesus. this many old farts on the internets, driving slow, blinkers on. now i know why my bandwidth is lagging. <p>Come on&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I am using the lastest in smoke signals and&nbsp; blankets&nbsp;&nbsp; to send this&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; how slow can that be ?????/</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by ThePointer on 12-21-06 @ 8:38 AM</span>