Fez's NEWFIE relatives

[Noelio]

<p>Hey nutbags!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>A Newfoundlander here with a question.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fez... Are they from Newfoundland, Canada? Or Newfoundland, New Jersey, USA?</p><p>If they are from Newfoundland, Canada that would mean you have to kiss the fucking</p><p>cod and get &quot;SCREACHED IN&quot; dood! Or just say &quot;How's she cuttin?&quot; on the air!</p><p>Noel in Newfoundland, Canada</p><p>Ron and Fez's second biggest fan.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Furtherman]

<p>Fantastic introduction.</p><p>Welcome!</p>

[Death Metal Moe]

Hey Noelio, you gever onna build the stairs on the front of your house?

[reeshy]

How 'bout those 4 rusted-out cars on your front lawn????

[Death Metal Moe]

And where's my end table?!

[MikeB]

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[Noelio]

<p>Your end table is under the front end of my engineless 1984 iroz z camaro.</p><p>Had to do a brake job before the 454 goes in er.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

<p><font size="2"></font></p><p><font size="2">&nbsp; Hiya :)&nbsp; Hey, i heard once that an old Newfoundland saying is, </font></p><p><font size="2">&quot;God bless your cotton socks!&quot; </font></p><p><font size="2">I dunno, I like it....and so I say it to peeps from Newfoundland&nbsp;any time i meet em....which is rare.....&nbsp;Um.... but uh, I guess there's a chance I was told that as some kinda crazy lie... I'm a little gullible and willing to believe things...oh, it's also to try to impress..&quot;Hey look I know the ways of your people..&quot; So I guess i could be goin around like a lunatic askin God to bless your cotton socks....hmmm.... Ok =) Nice to meetcha...</font></p>

[Big_D]

<p>gotta go to the LC and get me some beerskies. Don't gots not cars soz i takes me skiff.</p>

[Noelio]

<p>Haha</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Right on, wha?</p><p>&nbsp;How's she cuttin?(how are ya?)</p><p>Yis by, me and billy are goin up to duh(the) store on da heel (hill) to get some mealk (milk) luh(look)!</p><p>Just got our pogey(unemployment benefits) check n we's(we're) gonna get smashed da once(soon)!</p><p>&nbsp;Das sometin(something) eelse(else) bout duh wedder (weather) wha?</p><p>Scandalous me son, scandalous wha?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>If you are curious re: the accent, listen weekdays to our local open line call in show</p><p>at vocm.com I think between 7:30 and 9:30am EST / 12:30pm till 2:30pm EST.</p><p>The accents are hilarious at times. There must be 5 to 10 variations of the Newfie accent.</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;</p>

[deja]

are you ever gonna get a real job noel instead of living off the government and selling those sea shells