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Recyclerz
12-20-2006, 07:23 PM
<p>... to the then President of the United States but she still has enough left over to get an advanced degree from a fancy UK school.</p><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16304915/">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16304915/</a></p><p>&nbsp;Good for her.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
scottinnj
12-22-2006, 10:53 PM
I hope the professors there paid for her drycleaning this time.
DarkHippie
12-23-2006, 04:54 AM
i heard she was at the head of her class
sr71blackbird
12-23-2006, 06:12 AM
Looks like she's got a good head on her shoulders
WRESTLINGFAN
12-23-2006, 06:13 AM
Thats a good way to get a head in the world
ralphbxny
12-23-2006, 06:14 AM
<p>She swallowed her pride and went to the head of the class!</p>
weekapaugjz
12-23-2006, 06:15 AM
i bet her professors were head over heels for her...
sr71blackbird
12-23-2006, 06:18 AM
Did she graduate Magna CUM Laud?
WRESTLINGFAN
12-23-2006, 08:47 AM
Im sure getting that degree took a huge load off of &nbsp;her
Doctor Z
12-23-2006, 09:03 AM
It takes brains to get a degree like that.
d-rock
12-23-2006, 09:13 AM
once she put her head to it, she blew right to the top of the deans list
FUNKMAN
12-23-2006, 09:14 AM
<p>At least she's not letting her life dribble away. Her joy must be spilling over!</p>
SatCam
12-23-2006, 10:11 AM
this is a time for celebration! smoke up!

http://trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/cigar%20bands.jpg
ChimneyFish
12-23-2006, 10:11 AM
<strong><em><font face="georgia,palatino" size="2">Yeah, she's a real cocksucker of a student.</font></em></strong>
CofyCrakCocaine
12-23-2006, 10:16 AM
Even with the best grades, I'm sure the work sucks.
WRESTLINGFAN
12-23-2006, 11:10 AM
<p>Shes probably&nbsp;isn't going to put that degree to use. Instead she will be the new spokeswoman for Hummer</p>
Doctor Z
12-23-2006, 11:15 AM
I JUST TOOK A SECOND LOOK AT THE THREAD TITLE AND REALIZED THAT MY JOKE WAS REDUNDANT.&nbsp; I'M AN ASS.
FUNKMAN
12-23-2006, 12:09 PM
<strong>Doctor_Z</strong> wrote:<br />I JUST TOOK A SECOND LOOK AT THE THREAD TITLE AND REALIZED THAT MY JOKE WAS REDUNDANT.&nbsp; I'M AN ASS. <p>don't be so <strong>hard on</strong> yourself. your thread is about sucking anyway...</p>
CofyCrakCocaine
12-23-2006, 12:57 PM
She makes a great argument with her thesis, she gets right to the blowjob. <span class="post_edited"></span>

<span class=post_edited>This message was edited by CofyCrakCocaine on 12-23-06 @ 4:58 PM</span>
DarkHippie
12-23-2006, 01:18 PM
She was so cocky about her grades that she blew off&nbsp;her oral exam
scottinnj
12-24-2006, 12:00 PM
Comedy Pyramid!&nbsp; Comedy Pyramid!
lleeder
12-24-2006, 01:12 PM
I bet she sucked dick and gave blowjobs to important people with cocks. Wait is that too blunt...sorry I'm new at this.
DarkHippie
12-24-2006, 01:30 PM
I hope her cap and gown are stain resistant
K.C.
12-24-2006, 03:03 PM
Face! Face! Face!
Yerdaddy
12-25-2006, 03:26 AM
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