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Mr.Wackbag
12-21-2006, 01:07 PM
<p>As a Mod at FBA, and a Friend of Alkey...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am putting my foot down and saying I LOVE ALKEY and he is my friend</p><p>FUCK YOU ALL THAT ARE ALKEY HATERS </p>
moochcassidy
12-21-2006, 01:17 PM
no one hates alkey.
TheMojoPin
12-21-2006, 01:18 PM
Not even Hitler?
Gvac
12-21-2006, 01:18 PM
Fuck You!
sailor
12-21-2006, 01:19 PM
<font size="2">who said they hated him?<br /></font>
Don Stugots
12-21-2006, 01:19 PM
what he said.
kevsmacnine
12-21-2006, 01:29 PM
Alkey is cool and I want to have sex with his girlfriend like 400000 other fans of the show....
GorillaPosition
12-21-2006, 01:31 PM
<p>Hitler can't hate Alkey until he has 5,000 posts </p>
TheGameHHH
12-21-2006, 01:49 PM
i love the fact that there's like a hundred dudes on this board that wanna chug alkey's cock. if i were him i'd feel like king.
Don Stugots
12-21-2006, 01:49 PM
<strong>kevsmacnine</strong> wrote:<br />Alkey is cool and I want to have sex with his girlfriend like 400000 other fans of the show....<p>&nbsp;you sig pic is too big bro, 300 x 100.</p><p>thanks. &nbsp;&nbsp;</p>
reillyluck
12-21-2006, 01:50 PM
i dont know alkey.&nbsp; i dont hate him.&nbsp;
FezPaul
12-21-2006, 01:52 PM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br />no one hates alkey. <p><strong><font face="courier new,courier" size="2">Except alkey.</font></strong></p>
Dougie Brootal
12-21-2006, 01:53 PM
i like alkey, i just dont like the shit he was saying to my friend last nite.
Hottub
12-21-2006, 01:54 PM
<p>Did the fondness for Alkey ever even enter the equation?</p><p>Nope.</p>
lleeder
12-21-2006, 01:54 PM
I wish I didnt work at 5am all the craziness goes down at night.
Don Stugots
12-21-2006, 01:55 PM
<strong>Hottub</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Did the fondness for Alkey ever even enter the equation?</p><p>Nope.</p><p>&nbsp;well it did to the guy that is a mod at FBA or whereever he is from. </p>
reeshy
12-21-2006, 01:56 PM
I would give Alkey a reach around....wait....I already did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lleeder
12-21-2006, 01:57 PM
<strong>Mr.Wackbag</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As a Mod at FBA, and a Friend of Alkey...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am putting my foot down and saying I LOVE ALKEY and he is my friend</p><p>FUCK YOU ALL THAT ARE ALKEY HATERS </p><p>If hes Mr Wackbag shouldnt he be a Mod on Wackbag and Mr FBA be a Mod at FBA</p>
TheMojoPin
12-21-2006, 02:06 PM
Alkey is the mod of my heart.
TheMojoPin
12-21-2006, 02:06 PM
And the admin of my ass.
Don Stugots
12-21-2006, 02:15 PM
<strong>lleeder</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>Mr.Wackbag</strong> wrote:<br /><p>As a Mod at FBA, and a Friend of Alkey...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I am putting my foot down and saying I LOVE ALKEY and he is my friend</p><p>FUCK YOU ALL THAT ARE ALKEY HATERS </p><p>If hes Mr Wackbag shouldnt he be a Mod on Wackbag and Mr FBA be a Mod at FBA</p><p>&nbsp;maybe they tossed him??&nbsp; or maybe its a joke, like calling people a &quot;C&quot;<br /> </p>
SchnitDick
12-21-2006, 04:01 PM
IrishAlkey??? Never heard of him el oh el
silera
12-21-2006, 04:25 PM
<p>I wouldn't let alkey fuck me with mojo's dick.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Rutger__Hauer
12-21-2006, 04:29 PM
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is always funny.
silera
12-21-2006, 04:38 PM
<strong>Rutger__Hauer</strong> wrote:<br />Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is always funny. <p>I expect a ban shortly.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Cleophus James
12-21-2006, 04:40 PM
Who's Alkey<br />
TooCute
12-21-2006, 04:41 PM
I still want ESDsucks@life banned. Ban him. Ban everyone!
Snacks
12-21-2006, 05:00 PM
<p>who said the didnt like alkey? I think most d like Alkey, but the shit that is going on today is reason for people posting.</p><p>I cant believe this is turning into this much drama.</p>
Cleophus James
12-21-2006, 05:04 PM
<strong>TooCute</strong> wrote:<br />I still want ESDsucks@life banned. Ban him. Ban everyone!<p>&nbsp;YAH ban... wait thats me.&nbsp; </p><p><img src="http://re3.mm-a4.yimg.com/image/2928269108" border="0" width="108" height="108" />&nbsp;</p>
SatCam
12-21-2006, 05:56 PM
the list of the world's worst people:

1. irish alkey

distant second: nazis
DJEvelEd
12-21-2006, 06:03 PM
<p>Reilly, Your thoughts?</p><p>Life's too short to take this all too seriously.</p><p>I love Alkey&nbsp;because he's always nice to me at board events. </p><p>By nice I mean he&nbsp;gives me the tap out before he cums so I don't get his cum in my stomach. What a nice man to meet in a dark alley.</p>
FUNKMAN
12-21-2006, 06:05 PM
<p><font size="3">Can't Trust Them Prep Guys!</font></p><p>Brother&nbsp;Wuss is watching</p>
FUNKMAN
12-21-2006, 06:06 PM
<p><font size="3">Can't Trust Them Prep Guys!</font></p><p>Brother Wuss is watching</p>
Yerdaddy
12-22-2006, 04:50 AM
<p>maybe this board has just gotten too nice for a guy like alkey? Which is a shame. The guy posts like he's always posted and the place turns into a palestinian election rally. Used to be we'd laugh at his insults and turn it into an Alkey bukake video. Bukake is more better.</p>
silera
12-22-2006, 04:57 AM
<p>It's all your fault Yerdaddy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>YOU LET THE TERRORISTS WIN.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
Yerdaddy
12-22-2006, 05:09 AM
get a chob!
A.J.
12-22-2006, 05:17 AM
Love?&nbsp; Nah.&nbsp; We're &quot;just friends&quot;.
silera
12-22-2006, 05:18 AM
<p>I have one, I dunno what should we do?&nbsp; Should I sign my own posts?</p><p>Should I kick him out of the house until it banning period is decided?</p><p>You know this messageboard stuff is serious business and friendship, love and children together shouldn't interfere with operation of this board.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
angelinad128
12-22-2006, 05:34 AM
Other messageboard memebers need to stop coming here and start threads like this.
Yerdaddy
12-22-2006, 05:36 AM
Can i pee in your butt? Whoever you are?
silera
12-22-2006, 05:41 AM
<p>Yes.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Signed, You know who</p>
moochcassidy
12-22-2006, 06:15 AM
<strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yes.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Signed, You know who</p><p><font size="4"><font size="1">&quot;now..where did i leave that </font>FUCKING SHINEBOX?&quot;</font> </p>
TheMojoPin
12-22-2006, 06:23 AM
<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54884" target="_blank">READ THIS NOW.</a>
Pesticle
12-22-2006, 06:48 AM
alkey gets banned and people are allowed to say things about a murder suicide and nothing happens to them. FREE ALKEY
silera
12-22-2006, 06:49 AM
<strong>moochcassidy</strong> wrote:<br /><strong>silera</strong> wrote:<br /><p>Yes.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Signed, You know who</p><p><font size="4"><font size="1">&quot;now..where did i leave that </font>FUCKING SHINEBOX?&quot;</font> </p><p>Pee in my butt.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
moochcassidy
12-22-2006, 06:49 AM
<strong>Pesticle</strong> wrote:<br />alkey gets banned and people are allowed to say things about a murder suicide and nothing happens to them. FREE ALKEY<p>&nbsp;thats pathetic</p>
JerseyBob
12-22-2006, 06:51 AM
<p><font size="4">DON'T BAN ALKEY YOU UNAMERICAN BASTARDS.&nbsp;&nbsp; AND DON'T CENSOR ME YOU SCUMBAGS</font>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
NewYorkDragons80
12-22-2006, 06:51 AM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br />Not even Hitler?<p>&nbsp;<em>Especially</em> not Hitler.</p>
TheMojoPin
12-22-2006, 06:54 AM
<strong>JerseyBob</strong> wrote:<br /><p><font size="4">PLAY SOBER&nbsp;YOU AMERICAN PATRIOTS.&nbsp;&nbsp; AND&nbsp;HUG ME YOU PUPPIES</font>.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Will do, boss!</p>
Bobbzilla
12-22-2006, 08:10 AM
Alkey is a whiney douche
silera
12-22-2006, 08:35 AM
<strong>Bobbzilla</strong> wrote:<br />Alkey is a whiney douche <p>Frenchy is a whore.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
spoon
12-22-2006, 02:16 PM
<strong>reeshy</strong> wrote:<br />I would give Alkey a reach around....wait....I already did!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <p>Will you two remember to fucking call me next time!??!&nbsp; WTF!</p>
spoon
12-22-2006, 02:20 PM
<strong>TheMojoPin</strong> wrote:<br /><a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/71/Topic/54884" target="_blank">READ THIS NOW.</a> <p>Wait, everything in that thread is bullshit right?&nbsp; It got locked for a reason, so I assume you want us to continue!&nbsp; <img src="/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/lol.gif" border="0" width="20" height="20" /></p>
Tall_James
12-22-2006, 04:02 PM
<p>I love Alkey for the cattle prod he shoved up the ass of this board, making for some of the best posting in years.</p><p>As Clemenza once said in &quot;The Godfather&quot;...</p><p>&quot;This thing's gotta happen every five years or so -- ten years -- helps to get rid of the bad blood.&quot; </p><p>Merry Christmas Alkey &amp; Silera.</p>
meat
12-22-2006, 05:37 PM
<p><strong>C</strong>ant <strong>U</strong>nderstand <strong>N</strong>egative <strong>T</strong>endencies&nbsp;by ReilyLuck</p><p>Please help me understand!!</p><p>Free Alkey</p><p>&nbsp;</p>
TheMojoPin
12-22-2006, 06:02 PM
<strong>meat</strong> wrote:<br /><p><strong>C</strong>ant <strong>U</strong>nderstand <strong>N</strong>egative <strong>T</strong>endencies&nbsp;by ReilyLuck</p><p>Please help me understand!!</p><p>Free Alkey</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Way to not be a pain in the ass.&nbsp; Everyone's been warned.</p><p>See you in a week.</p>
ahhdurr
07-09-2008, 10:22 AM
I deal with you in the morning.
Caseyelan
07-09-2008, 05:32 PM
ewww at the person who started this thread.
drjoek
07-09-2008, 05:44 PM
ewww at the person who started this thread.

It was his one and only post on .net
:flush:
mikeyboy
07-09-2008, 05:53 PM
ewww at the person who started this thread.

Oh.

Is that...

Ah.
DiabloSammich
07-09-2008, 05:59 PM
Oh.

Is that...

Ah.



Ooh, ooh, tell us!
Friday
07-09-2008, 06:18 PM
It was his one and only post on .net
:flush:

and an FBA mod.... :lol:
Marc with a c
07-09-2008, 06:21 PM
if i ever see alkey in the street i'm going to stab him in the butt
AnnoyedGrunt
07-09-2008, 06:33 PM
I had been lurking around this board and listening to everything in the file library since early 2005. I was going to start posting and then this mess came around and made this place seem so hostile that I didn't bother again until Gail O died.

No, there's no point to this story. Just thought I'd share.
Caseyelan
07-09-2008, 08:14 PM
I won't even say his name... I always fear he might reappear.
ahhdurr
07-09-2008, 08:17 PM
if i ever see alkey in the street i'm going to stab him in the butt
fleshy knife?
mikeyboy
07-09-2008, 08:22 PM
I won't even say his name... I always fear he might reappear.

Beetlejuice?
jauble
07-09-2008, 08:24 PM
Beetlejuice?

I think she is talking about a post drinking show dave.


love you casey :bye:
Drunky McBetidont
07-09-2008, 08:24 PM
Beetlejuice?

candyman, candyman, candyman


http://www.oapedia.com/images/Blackearl.jpg
CruelCircus
07-10-2008, 01:56 AM
Alkey rules.
Sheeplovr
07-10-2008, 02:41 AM
Beetlejuice?

beetleguise
sailor
07-10-2008, 02:54 AM
beetleguise

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8f/Ford.prefect.arp.750pix.jpg
angrymissy
07-10-2008, 05:26 AM
I won't even say his name... I always fear he might reappear.

Just say his name three times then break the computer screen and he dies.
Caseyelan
07-10-2008, 05:58 AM
Just say his name three times then break the computer screen and he dies.

Boston Strangler... Boston Strangler... Boston Strangler...
SMASH


*sun peeks in through windows*

Oh man.... I think I will go outside.........


WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!
Furtherman
07-10-2008, 06:05 AM
if i ever see alkey in the street i'm going to stab him in the butt

And not with a knife.
angrymissy
07-10-2008, 06:52 AM
Boston Strangler... Boston Strangler... Boston Strangler...
SMASH


*sun peeks in through windows*

Oh man.... I think I will go outside.........


WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!

IT'S ALL FINALLY OVER!

(ominous music, camera cuts to hand coming out of sewer)
Reephdweller
07-10-2008, 07:00 AM
Boston Strangler... Boston Strangler... Boston Strangler...
SMASH


*sun peeks in through windows*

Oh man.... I think I will go outside.........


WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!


:lol: